Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ I fell In Love With A Merman ❯ Chapter two ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ/GT or the original Disney Movie The Thirteenth Year, but I own Seirina and Junta .

~~ Your ass is fat ~~ Mer-people language when on land

"Your ass is fat" Mer-people language when under the sea

"Your ass is fat" Human language when on the surface

Chapter Two

Cody soon split up with his mum and went to find Junta. He had met Junta when he had first got to this band of mermaids. It seemed that he and Junta were the only mermen of their group, as his mother had said.

As a result, they were constantly hounded by mer-women, and mer-girls of all ages between 13 and 30 under the sea. Although Junta didn't seem to mind it at all. In fact, if Cody didn't know better he could say Junta was enjoying it!

"Hey, Cody!"

Cody turned and smiled when he saw Junta.

"So Code how'd it go with your mum and all?"

Cody sighed in annoyance and developed a twitch in his left eye.

Junta looked on, starting to get worried. He knew what that look on Cody's face meant. Sure enough blew up with an angry shout.

"Do you know what I just found out?!"

"Ummmm, no?" Junta gave back meekly, pulling on his long, red hair nervously. "Well, you probably wouldn't believe it, seeing as how nobody * thought * it was bloody important to tell us"

Cody paused, went over what he said in his mind, then nodded frustrated. "Great I'm getting a British accent and now I'm saying British words. What's next? Am I going to start swimming around saying cherrio old chap and ask for a cup o' tea" he said sarcastically.

Now Junta was really worried.

There were only two occasions that Cody was ever this sarcastic. When he was really happy, or if he was steaming mad. Junta considered the latter to be the most possible, because right now Cody's face was so red you'd mistake him for a crab.

"Now Cody, I'm sure it's not * that * bad. Whatever it is…"

"NO! You don't understand! Don't you see? Didn't you ever wonder why we were the only male mer-person here?!"

Junta shrugged. "I always thought we were special." But now that he thought about it, it did seem a little fishy.(A/N: no pun intended)

"What are you getting at Cody?" Junta asked getting a weird feelin' in the pit o' his stomach. Actually it felt like when he'd eaten that sick lookin' crab awhile back.

"I'm saying that both you and I could get…get PREGNANT!" it seemed as if that last word had echoed a bit.

Seeing the look of disbelief on Junta's face he continued.

"I know, I know. At first I couldn' believe it either. I thought she was BS-ing me…"

"Wait, what's BS-ing?"

"Bullshitting."

"Oh."

"Anyway I thought she was BS-ing me until I looked at her face. It was all serious and stuff. Besides mum doesn't lie unless she's high on seaweed."(A/N: get the joke? Sea-WEED?)

Junta nodded remembering one incident and shuddered. What happened? Let's just say there were certain things he didn't need to hear.

"Wait, she didn't catch us going to that island did she?" Junta gasped "Is that why your being punished?"

"No she didn't, though she did say we could go to an island. And she didn't state it as a punishment, but as an "opportunity", and what makes you think I'm goin' alone? You're coming with me."

Junta looked at Cody with something akin to horror in his eyes. He looked around quickly and picked up a sharp looking starfish.

"Nooooooooooo!" He wailed in anguish.

"You'll never take me aaallliiiivvvvveeee!" That said he raised the starfish in front of him with a look on his face that said `You want me come and get me!'.

Cody floated there non-pulsed and rolled his eyes. "Oh, please. Stop trying to be so melodramatic Junta. It's not working for you, it's working against you."

Junta dropped the starfish, which hurriedly scurried away wondering what the heck it did wrong to deserve such a treatment, and pushed a lock of his red hair behind his left ear.

"Really, and I was hoping I'd get it down this time after practicing for hours."

Cody raised an amused eyebrow.

"Your still trying to get into that play even when it says for mermaids only?"

"Yeah, with my long, red hair I could easily pass for a mermaid any day. Plus if I could find a shila I could stuff it with sponges."(A/N: A shila is what a mermaid calls a bra)

Cody looked at Junta silently for a few moments.

"I'm not even going to ask why you'd want a shila in the first place."

"Cody?"

"Yeah?"

"Where do we find mates?"

"Well, there's this island probably about 50 to 100 miles up ahead. I figured somebody had to live there." Cody stopped and frowned, reconsidering what he said. "Actually, mum suggested it, which is why we talked on the surface and not underwater."

As Junta began to really think this situation through he realized there was a positive side. There would be more people he could flirt with!

When he mentioned it out loud Cody looked at him with clear disbelief on his face. "Geez , I knew you were somewhat of a flirt, but this is ridiculous."

"What? OK, so maybe I am a little," Cody gave Junta a pointed look "Okay maybe a lot, but you just gotta be mesmerized with their long, lean legs!"

Cody shook his head. "Man, ever since that one time when I took you to the surface and we saw that party on that one island(A/N: not Roshi's Island people)you've been getting boy crazy." Junta opened his mouth to deny it when Cody said

"And don't deny it. I know you've been sneaking out to that island when you think I'm not there. I know you got addicted to boys and what's it called, oh yea hip-hop…"

"I'd like to call it rap."

"Whatever."

"Cody I don't know why you're being so grouchy about this, and don't diss rap until you've listened to it."

"I am not listening to that crap you call music." Cody replied firmly

"Oh come on Cody! What's living if you never pull your shorts down and slide on the ice man?!"(A/N:* looks on proudly * Yea! Heard that when I saw the TwittyStevens Connection episode) Cody narrowed his eyes and said accusingly "You snuck out and went to that island again didn't you?" Junta put on an innocent look on his face and batted his eyelashes.

"Whatever do you mean Cody dear?"

"Don't play games with me Junta. Where else could you have gotten such a sorry saying?"

"Hey, I resent that! Anyway come on please, let's go. Or even better let's go now!" Cody started to protest, but was cut off as Junta grabbed his webbed hand and dragged him through the ocean, flapping his scaled, lavender tail(that matched his eyes)faster than normal in his excitement.

A/N: Well those goes chapter two. Wow it's even longer than the first one. I think longer than any chapter I've ever written. I forgot to mention that in the last chapter Cody wasn't really shocked that they could go on land, he was really shocked because he thought his mum had figured out that he had been sneaking out to go on land. Just to clear that up for you. I hope you enjoyed and will give me positive criticism or some good feedback. Review