Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ It Isn't Easy Being Evil ❯ Chapter Four: One Week ( Chapter 4 )
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Author's Note: In this story, I do have excessive swearing. If you get offended by certain words, don't read this. I don't own Pickles.
Piccolo- "Don't call me that!"
Me- "What? Pickles?"
Piccolo- "Stop it!"
Me- "Oh poo. Fine!"
Piccolo- :intimidating laughter: "I have won."
Me- "Whatever you say Pickles!"
Piccolo- "ARGH!"
Anyways... I created Krystana... I know she doesn't do any ginyu poses... Maybe later.
It Isn't Easy Being Evil
This story is an alternate universe story. It is written using Piccolo's point of view. Pretend Piccolo is fighting Frieza before his final form. What if there was another member of the ginyu force who wasn't too happy with Frieza? And what if they wanted revenge… at any cost?
Episode 4: One Week
Why me? Why did I ever decide to train her? Why did I offer to show her Earth? Why? WHY!
I am so stupid! Now I have to watch her and feed her! Why?
#You are stupid. At least you and I agree on something.#
'Stuff it.'
#Look at her… she is beautiful.#
I look at the young woman lying under my cloak, still shivering. I sigh… Nail is right. The beautiful curves, the soft expression on her face, that tail…
#You got that right! You are in love with her!#
"NO!" I yell out loud waking Krystana.
"What is it?" Krystana sits up rubbing her eyes, her hair falling over her face.
"Sorry… meditation." I make up an excuse.
"Isn't meditation supposed to be silent?" Krystana giggles.
"Shut up." I growl.
"Fine, I have feelings you know." Krystana lays back down.
"Could have fooled me." I begin to exit the cave.
"Where are you going?"
#Yes, where are you going?#
"Do you want food, or what?" I growl.
"Sorry… I don't like to be alone." Krystana says. I cannot interpret her tone.
#She is frightened. Terrified.#
Thanks to Nail's clarification, I turn back. She is shaking but no longer because of the cold, "I will be back."
She bites her bottom lip, "You better."
"Women." I snarl as I leave to search for her breakfast.
When I return I see Krystana trying to get up, I push her down, "What are you trying to do?"
"I was worried." She has tears in her eyes.
"What the hell is your problem? I got you food." I shove the fruit into her hand as I help her to sit up resting her back on a rock.
"Thank you, Piccolo." Krystana says sincerely as she takes the food, "But don't leave me alone here again!"
"What you expect me to carry you everywhere I go?"
She eats without answering my question.
#Piccolo, will you be a little more nice to her?#
'If you want her, take her yourself. Oh wait, you are dead!'
#That hurt… Fine, make your life miserable!#
'Fuck you.'
#Well you sure ain't gonna get some with that attitude.#
'Shut up! I don't want anything! I just want to be alone!'
#Fine, I'll leave you alone… but I'd think twice before I'd let her get away. She needs you and it is so obvious.#
'What do you mean she needs me?'
No answer. All the times for someone to listen to me! Nail! Bastard!
"Piccolo… it will only be a week. Can we have a truce until then?"
"Truce? We are not enemies. I just don't like you." I refuse to look at her as I return to meditation.
"Fine… I can accept that."
Silence… finally. I can meditate. Then I hear her crying.
"What, now?" I growl as I open my eyes.
The sight I see is pitiful. She is curled up in a ball rocking back and forth. Tears streak down her face.
"Krystana, are you… what is wrong?"
"He's not dead… I can feel him… He is still alive."
"Who?" I ask as I walk over to the pitiful creature.
"Freiza." She cries out.
"But… King Kai said-" I kneel down to her.
"I know! He is alive!" Her violet eyes meet my eyes.
"But how?"
"I just know!" She bursts into another weeping stage.
"Shhh…" I am awkward, what should I do?
#Hold her, moron!#
I take her carefully in my arms, "I don't like you but you didn't deserve whatever he did to you. He is a monster."
She sobs into my gi, "I… I…"
"Shut up… you are a warrior. Be strong. Stop acting like a weakling."
She sniffles as she stops crying, "Do you think I could wash up?"
"Oh no! You can't even walk! Do you expect me to bathe you?"
I feel the heat rush to my face.
"All you have to do is take me to some water. I can do everything else."
I lift her into my arms and take her to the waterfall outside the cave. I set her down on the shore.
"Good luck." I say.
"Stay close… please."
"Fine."
I stay in the forest. I listen to make sure she can undress and get in the water all right. I turn… oh come on, don't judge me! Gorgeous.
Krystana is a goddess. Her body is perfection.
#Told you.#
'I can find someone attractive without liking them!'
Her violet hair fans out about the water as she submerges herself in the cool water. I begin to feel sick as I watch her so I turn back around to watch for intruders.
#Piccolo and Krystana! Piccolo and Krystana!#
'Shut up! She has the personality of a… her personality sucks! I hate her! I can't wait for this week to end!'
#You are stupid.#
'Whatever.'
"Piccolo… I'm ready."
Damn, that was quick, ah well… I lift her into my arms and carry her back to the cave.
"I hope you enjoyed yourself… that is the only bath you are getting this week. Here." I toss her the fruit I picked while waiting for her.
#Awww!#
"Thank you."
"Whatever."
The week goes by, much like today went by. I ended up taking her to the waterfall, each day. I argued back and forth, with both Nail and Krystana. What have I gotten myself in to?
****That's the end of Episode Four. Let me know what you think. Give me some reviews.****
Piccolo- "Don't call me that!"
Me- "What? Pickles?"
Piccolo- "Stop it!"
Me- "Oh poo. Fine!"
Piccolo- :intimidating laughter: "I have won."
Me- "Whatever you say Pickles!"
Piccolo- "ARGH!"
Anyways... I created Krystana... I know she doesn't do any ginyu poses... Maybe later.
It Isn't Easy Being Evil
This story is an alternate universe story. It is written using Piccolo's point of view. Pretend Piccolo is fighting Frieza before his final form. What if there was another member of the ginyu force who wasn't too happy with Frieza? And what if they wanted revenge… at any cost?
Episode 4: One Week
Why me? Why did I ever decide to train her? Why did I offer to show her Earth? Why? WHY!
I am so stupid! Now I have to watch her and feed her! Why?
#You are stupid. At least you and I agree on something.#
'Stuff it.'
#Look at her… she is beautiful.#
I look at the young woman lying under my cloak, still shivering. I sigh… Nail is right. The beautiful curves, the soft expression on her face, that tail…
#You got that right! You are in love with her!#
"NO!" I yell out loud waking Krystana.
"What is it?" Krystana sits up rubbing her eyes, her hair falling over her face.
"Sorry… meditation." I make up an excuse.
"Isn't meditation supposed to be silent?" Krystana giggles.
"Shut up." I growl.
"Fine, I have feelings you know." Krystana lays back down.
"Could have fooled me." I begin to exit the cave.
"Where are you going?"
#Yes, where are you going?#
"Do you want food, or what?" I growl.
"Sorry… I don't like to be alone." Krystana says. I cannot interpret her tone.
#She is frightened. Terrified.#
Thanks to Nail's clarification, I turn back. She is shaking but no longer because of the cold, "I will be back."
She bites her bottom lip, "You better."
"Women." I snarl as I leave to search for her breakfast.
When I return I see Krystana trying to get up, I push her down, "What are you trying to do?"
"I was worried." She has tears in her eyes.
"What the hell is your problem? I got you food." I shove the fruit into her hand as I help her to sit up resting her back on a rock.
"Thank you, Piccolo." Krystana says sincerely as she takes the food, "But don't leave me alone here again!"
"What you expect me to carry you everywhere I go?"
She eats without answering my question.
#Piccolo, will you be a little more nice to her?#
'If you want her, take her yourself. Oh wait, you are dead!'
#That hurt… Fine, make your life miserable!#
'Fuck you.'
#Well you sure ain't gonna get some with that attitude.#
'Shut up! I don't want anything! I just want to be alone!'
#Fine, I'll leave you alone… but I'd think twice before I'd let her get away. She needs you and it is so obvious.#
'What do you mean she needs me?'
No answer. All the times for someone to listen to me! Nail! Bastard!
"Piccolo… it will only be a week. Can we have a truce until then?"
"Truce? We are not enemies. I just don't like you." I refuse to look at her as I return to meditation.
"Fine… I can accept that."
Silence… finally. I can meditate. Then I hear her crying.
"What, now?" I growl as I open my eyes.
The sight I see is pitiful. She is curled up in a ball rocking back and forth. Tears streak down her face.
"Krystana, are you… what is wrong?"
"He's not dead… I can feel him… He is still alive."
"Who?" I ask as I walk over to the pitiful creature.
"Freiza." She cries out.
"But… King Kai said-" I kneel down to her.
"I know! He is alive!" Her violet eyes meet my eyes.
"But how?"
"I just know!" She bursts into another weeping stage.
"Shhh…" I am awkward, what should I do?
#Hold her, moron!#
I take her carefully in my arms, "I don't like you but you didn't deserve whatever he did to you. He is a monster."
She sobs into my gi, "I… I…"
"Shut up… you are a warrior. Be strong. Stop acting like a weakling."
She sniffles as she stops crying, "Do you think I could wash up?"
"Oh no! You can't even walk! Do you expect me to bathe you?"
I feel the heat rush to my face.
"All you have to do is take me to some water. I can do everything else."
I lift her into my arms and take her to the waterfall outside the cave. I set her down on the shore.
"Good luck." I say.
"Stay close… please."
"Fine."
I stay in the forest. I listen to make sure she can undress and get in the water all right. I turn… oh come on, don't judge me! Gorgeous.
Krystana is a goddess. Her body is perfection.
#Told you.#
'I can find someone attractive without liking them!'
Her violet hair fans out about the water as she submerges herself in the cool water. I begin to feel sick as I watch her so I turn back around to watch for intruders.
#Piccolo and Krystana! Piccolo and Krystana!#
'Shut up! She has the personality of a… her personality sucks! I hate her! I can't wait for this week to end!'
#You are stupid.#
'Whatever.'
"Piccolo… I'm ready."
Damn, that was quick, ah well… I lift her into my arms and carry her back to the cave.
"I hope you enjoyed yourself… that is the only bath you are getting this week. Here." I toss her the fruit I picked while waiting for her.
#Awww!#
"Thank you."
"Whatever."
The week goes by, much like today went by. I ended up taking her to the waterfall, each day. I argued back and forth, with both Nail and Krystana. What have I gotten myself in to?
****That's the end of Episode Four. Let me know what you think. Give me some reviews.****