Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ It Isn't Easy Being Evil ❯ Chapter Five: Everything You Want ( Chapter 5 )
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By: ZelAndPiccoloFreak 
Okay so both Krystana and Piccolo have tempers... and they argue... but Gohan sees right through that!
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama / Comedy / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.05.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 213 | Status: Completed
Okay so both Krystana and Piccolo have tempers... and they argue... but Gohan sees right through that!
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama / Comedy / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.05.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 213 | Status: Completed
Author's Note: In this story, I do have excessive swearing. If you get offended by certain words, don't read this. I don't own DBZ.
Piccolo- Could have fooled me.
Me- But I do own you!
Piccolo- NOOOOOOOOO!
Me- Oh, come on!
Piccolo- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me- Fine, I don't own you.
Piccolo- phew.
It Isn't Easy Being Evil
This story is an alternate universe story. It is written using Piccolo's point of view. Pretend Piccolo is fighting Frieza before his final form. What if there was another member of the ginyu force who wasn't too happy with Frieza? And what if they wanted revenge… at any cost?
Episode 5: Everything You Want
I hate her! And that stupid Namek!
It has been a week and her bones have just healed. I remove the braces from her legs.
Krystana stands with ease, she is much stronger than I thought. She is the tough girl she makes herself out to be… she could even be stronger if she learns to fly.
"I will fly, Pickles! I will!" She glares at me, the fire rekindled in her eyes.
"Good luck with that." I say sarcastically as I leave, my duty complete.
"Wait!" Her hand grabs my arm, which cause me to growl at her, "Where are you going? You have to teach me."
I rip my arm away from her loose grasp, "You ask much of me. Teach yourself… go jump off a cliff. I'm tired of hearing your bitching."
"But!" She protests… or bitches.
"I gave you a week of my valuable training time. What are you willing to give me for a day more?"
"What do you want? I will give you- Forget it! I'll do it on my own. Like I need you!"
"Go ahead." I leave and go to my waterfall, not too far away.
I meditate, finally in peace. I don't have to listen to her annoying voice.
#You are mean#
"Dammit! I want some peace! Leave me alone!"
I feel her power rise. What is she doing? Tremendous… her power is amazing!
What is she planning?
I admit; curiosity gets the better of me. I head to her power.
Her feet are slightly off the ground. Purple energy swirls around her beautiful body. She is a goddess.
"I'll show him, that pompous bastard! I would kill men for less than what he has done! I can do this by myself! Then I will kill Frieza! Pickles was right about one thing, I shall forget my quarrel with Vegeta… Frieza is the one we want!"
I watch as she raises her power once again.
#You should help her… she can't do it alone.#
'And you should go away!'
"Damn!" She falls to the ground, "I will never be able to clear my head. That damn Namek can do it so easily! And he doesn't talk to himself!"
"You'd be surprised." I fly over to her, "I will help you… just this once."
"Really? And what do I owe to this honor?" She bows, being the sarcastic bitch again.
"You are pathetic. I just can't bare seeing such a pathetic excuse for a warrior."
"PATHETIC! Why you! You are a horrible man! Can't you say one nice thing? At least Frieza would say some sort of compliment!"
"Um… you are a whore… oh, that wasn't nice, was it?"
She hisses but makes no other move, "I… please! Train me again!"
I walk close to her, "Focus your energy and close your eyes."
Krystana obeys me; her eyes tightly screwed shut.
#Kiss her.#
'No, shut up.'
I keep me attention on Krystana, "Feel the energy… push it downward… slowly."
Her feet barely lift off the ground. She controls her energy better than most.
"Push it further. Don't worry. I will catch you."
"Will you?" She smiles, revealing her fang like canines, still keeping her eyes closed.
"If you'll trust me." I take her hand as a gust of wind pushes her… we are now in the clouds.
"Your hand." She opens her eyes and looks at our intertwined fingers.
"What about it?"
"You are being gentle."
"So?" I release her hand, "Well now, you are flying…"
"I am! Thank you, Pickles."
"Don't call me that."
"Yes, sir. Now what?" She looks at me, childish innocence in her eyes.
"Now, I am going to go meditate and you will return to Capsule Corp. I am sure they are worried." I say with such obvious sarcasm… I mean, who in their right mind would miss her?
"I guess… aren't you coming with me? They might think I killed you or something."
I sense my student coming, Gohan. I wonder what is causing him to be in such a hurry, "Then tell them you did. I don't care. We're through… I never want to hear your annoying voice again."
"In that case… isn't that Gohan?" She puts her hand to shield her eyes from the sun as she looks towards Gohan flying towards us.
"Yes."
Gohan flies in, "Hey Mr. Piccolo! Miss Krystana!"
"What is it, kid? What's wrong?"
"Um… well… um…" Gohan stutters.
"Spit it out." I snap at him.
"DoyouwannacometoourhouseforChristmas,tonight?" The kid blurts out with such speed.
"Uh…" The kid had never invited me to his home, his mother hates me, "What about your mother?"
"She said it was okay, if it made me happy. But you have to behave."
"I might." Christmas, that Earth holiday…
"Why don't you bring Krystana?" The kid smiles at her, doesn't he realize how much of a pain she is?
"What is Christmas?"
"See Mr. Piccolo? You should really bring her."
"I'm sure they are doing something at Capsule Corp." I growl, grinding my teeth.
"The Namek is mad at me… so I don't think he'd lower himself off his pedestal to take me as his date."
"Date! Who said anything about a date?" I ask.
"Well it is obvious, what your little student is trying to imply. I will return to Capsule Corp. I need to check on Veggie, anyways."
"Good." I growl.
"See ya, Pickles!" She flies off before I can retort… she got the hang of that fast.
"Pickles? Hehe… that's clever." Gohan starts giggling.
"Oh you, think that's funny! That bitch has been giving me hell for the past week and you think that's funny!" I glare at Gohan.
"Well, truthfully yes. She's a girl!" Gohan goes into a frenzy of giggles.
"Alright… alright. Do you want me to come tonight, or what?" I snap.
"Yes, sensei." Gohan stops giggling, "Why did you take off with Krystana?"
"She couldn't fly. I tried training her. She broke both her legs. I had to take care of her and then I taught her to fly, correctly."
"Wow… so you really like her, huh?"
"WHAT?" I roar.
"Well, you have only trained me and you like me… so you train her so you must like her?"
"Your thinking is flawed."
"But… she is pretty. I can't blame you."
"GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD! I DO NOT LIKE THAT ANNOYING BITCH!"
"Whatever you say, Pickles!" Gohan giggles.
I sigh, he hasn't spent two minutes with the girl and already he is picking up her quirks. I shake my head as Gohan and I begin to spar.
****That's the end of Episode Five. Let me know what you think. Give me some reviews.****
Piccolo- Could have fooled me.
Me- But I do own you!
Piccolo- NOOOOOOOOO!
Me- Oh, come on!
Piccolo- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me- Fine, I don't own you.
Piccolo- phew.
It Isn't Easy Being Evil
This story is an alternate universe story. It is written using Piccolo's point of view. Pretend Piccolo is fighting Frieza before his final form. What if there was another member of the ginyu force who wasn't too happy with Frieza? And what if they wanted revenge… at any cost?
Episode 5: Everything You Want
I hate her! And that stupid Namek!
It has been a week and her bones have just healed. I remove the braces from her legs.
Krystana stands with ease, she is much stronger than I thought. She is the tough girl she makes herself out to be… she could even be stronger if she learns to fly.
"I will fly, Pickles! I will!" She glares at me, the fire rekindled in her eyes.
"Good luck with that." I say sarcastically as I leave, my duty complete.
"Wait!" Her hand grabs my arm, which cause me to growl at her, "Where are you going? You have to teach me."
I rip my arm away from her loose grasp, "You ask much of me. Teach yourself… go jump off a cliff. I'm tired of hearing your bitching."
"But!" She protests… or bitches.
"I gave you a week of my valuable training time. What are you willing to give me for a day more?"
"What do you want? I will give you- Forget it! I'll do it on my own. Like I need you!"
"Go ahead." I leave and go to my waterfall, not too far away.
I meditate, finally in peace. I don't have to listen to her annoying voice.
#You are mean#
"Dammit! I want some peace! Leave me alone!"
I feel her power rise. What is she doing? Tremendous… her power is amazing!
What is she planning?
I admit; curiosity gets the better of me. I head to her power.
Her feet are slightly off the ground. Purple energy swirls around her beautiful body. She is a goddess.
"I'll show him, that pompous bastard! I would kill men for less than what he has done! I can do this by myself! Then I will kill Frieza! Pickles was right about one thing, I shall forget my quarrel with Vegeta… Frieza is the one we want!"
I watch as she raises her power once again.
#You should help her… she can't do it alone.#
'And you should go away!'
"Damn!" She falls to the ground, "I will never be able to clear my head. That damn Namek can do it so easily! And he doesn't talk to himself!"
"You'd be surprised." I fly over to her, "I will help you… just this once."
"Really? And what do I owe to this honor?" She bows, being the sarcastic bitch again.
"You are pathetic. I just can't bare seeing such a pathetic excuse for a warrior."
"PATHETIC! Why you! You are a horrible man! Can't you say one nice thing? At least Frieza would say some sort of compliment!"
"Um… you are a whore… oh, that wasn't nice, was it?"
She hisses but makes no other move, "I… please! Train me again!"
I walk close to her, "Focus your energy and close your eyes."
Krystana obeys me; her eyes tightly screwed shut.
#Kiss her.#
'No, shut up.'
I keep me attention on Krystana, "Feel the energy… push it downward… slowly."
Her feet barely lift off the ground. She controls her energy better than most.
"Push it further. Don't worry. I will catch you."
"Will you?" She smiles, revealing her fang like canines, still keeping her eyes closed.
"If you'll trust me." I take her hand as a gust of wind pushes her… we are now in the clouds.
"Your hand." She opens her eyes and looks at our intertwined fingers.
"What about it?"
"You are being gentle."
"So?" I release her hand, "Well now, you are flying…"
"I am! Thank you, Pickles."
"Don't call me that."
"Yes, sir. Now what?" She looks at me, childish innocence in her eyes.
"Now, I am going to go meditate and you will return to Capsule Corp. I am sure they are worried." I say with such obvious sarcasm… I mean, who in their right mind would miss her?
"I guess… aren't you coming with me? They might think I killed you or something."
I sense my student coming, Gohan. I wonder what is causing him to be in such a hurry, "Then tell them you did. I don't care. We're through… I never want to hear your annoying voice again."
"In that case… isn't that Gohan?" She puts her hand to shield her eyes from the sun as she looks towards Gohan flying towards us.
"Yes."
Gohan flies in, "Hey Mr. Piccolo! Miss Krystana!"
"What is it, kid? What's wrong?"
"Um… well… um…" Gohan stutters.
"Spit it out." I snap at him.
"DoyouwannacometoourhouseforChristmas,tonight?" The kid blurts out with such speed.
"Uh…" The kid had never invited me to his home, his mother hates me, "What about your mother?"
"She said it was okay, if it made me happy. But you have to behave."
"I might." Christmas, that Earth holiday…
"Why don't you bring Krystana?" The kid smiles at her, doesn't he realize how much of a pain she is?
"What is Christmas?"
"See Mr. Piccolo? You should really bring her."
"I'm sure they are doing something at Capsule Corp." I growl, grinding my teeth.
"The Namek is mad at me… so I don't think he'd lower himself off his pedestal to take me as his date."
"Date! Who said anything about a date?" I ask.
"Well it is obvious, what your little student is trying to imply. I will return to Capsule Corp. I need to check on Veggie, anyways."
"Good." I growl.
"See ya, Pickles!" She flies off before I can retort… she got the hang of that fast.
"Pickles? Hehe… that's clever." Gohan starts giggling.
"Oh you, think that's funny! That bitch has been giving me hell for the past week and you think that's funny!" I glare at Gohan.
"Well, truthfully yes. She's a girl!" Gohan goes into a frenzy of giggles.
"Alright… alright. Do you want me to come tonight, or what?" I snap.
"Yes, sensei." Gohan stops giggling, "Why did you take off with Krystana?"
"She couldn't fly. I tried training her. She broke both her legs. I had to take care of her and then I taught her to fly, correctly."
"Wow… so you really like her, huh?"
"WHAT?" I roar.
"Well, you have only trained me and you like me… so you train her so you must like her?"
"Your thinking is flawed."
"But… she is pretty. I can't blame you."
"GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD! I DO NOT LIKE THAT ANNOYING BITCH!"
"Whatever you say, Pickles!" Gohan giggles.
I sigh, he hasn't spent two minutes with the girl and already he is picking up her quirks. I shake my head as Gohan and I begin to spar.
****That's the end of Episode Five. Let me know what you think. Give me some reviews.****