Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Kids Today, Adults Tomorrow ❯ What the HFIL?? *THUD* or.. Keeps Getting Weirder and Weirder ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Author:Bunni

Summary:Bulma has just created a new invention but what for? And what happens when it backfires on her and a certain saiyan no ouji? The DBZ gang has just gotten more than they could ever chew on (counting Goku)..@_@;;

Rating: PG-13 for sexual hints(Chapter)

Disclaimer: Don't own DBZ.

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Saturn-hime: Erm, thanks for the correction. GOHAN IS NOW EIGHT! :P

Ahem, due to recent reviews, I have changed the 'village idiot' part from Goku to Yamcha. Thank you.





Kids Today, Adults Tomorrow
Chapter Two
What the HFIL?? *THUD* or.. Keeps Getting Weirder and Weirder














"Oh man, who would have thought something this would of happened?" Krillian said finally as the two five-year olds disappeared into the house. Yamcha nodded, slowly getting over the shock. Choutzu just kept staring ahead as he had for the past ten minutes. It seemed the shock was seeping in.

"Yeah, I mean it's strange.. beyond strange even. Who would have thought out of all people that Vegeta and Bulma would get stuck in the same predicament like this?" Goku smartly said as he took his chin into one of his hands. Everyone blinked at him. Goku actually said something smart. Woah.. the day just kept getting weirder and weirder..










"So, ChiChi, lead us to the clothes. I'm dying to get into something that'll fit me!"

ChiChi sighed at her friend's clothes-fetish. Five-year old or not, she still loved any kind of clothing and was a uncurable shop-a-holic.

"Actually Bulma, I have some little girl clothes that'll fit you just fine!" ChiChi smiled down at Bulma, who blinked in surprise.

"Girl clothes?" Bulma questioned feeling a little confused.

"Yeah, I'm sorta hoping that me and Goku will have a little girl one day." ChiChi sighed in a dreamlike state, stared off into empty space, but came out of it when she heard Vegeta snort and looked just in time to see him roll his eyes.

She growled and narrowed her eyes at the small five-year old. ChiChi never did like Vegeta much. Bulma chose to ignore Vegeta. As a child, she did not have a real fondness for boys.. actually she sorta beat them up. Whenever a boy heard the name Bulma Briefs, they instantly ran in fear. That caused a big grin to appear on her chubby face. Her tummy gently rumbled causing her to frown. Boy, did she have a hankering for strawberries. (AN: Remember she first wanted to wish with the dragonballs for a lifetime supply of strawberries.. as a child she had the most HUMONGOUS food fetish for them..)

"Hungry Bulma?" ChiChi asked, obviously feeling her maternal instincts rise up. Bulma nodded, whimpering a little, still holding her hurt hand. Vegeta feeling ignored, growled, "Yes Kakarott's mate, thanks for asking if I'll have some food." He sarcastically said as he strolled over to the kitchen, looking expectant for food. ChiChi simply huffed in anger, thinking that the boy needed a serious spanking for his attitude. Honestly, in his thirties and as a five year old there wasn't much of a difference in attitude! She simply grumbled and looked at Bulma again with motherly affection.

"Be right back with your food, BULMA." She simply said as she brushed pas the short saiyan, who growled in anger. Even as a child he wasn't taken seriously. Growling still, he took a seat beside Bulma, who ignored him still. He looked at her curiously, before rolling his eyes, thinking, "Females...", and then started meditating.









"Will you hurry up already, Korrin??" Yelled Kami, feeling oddly impatient. Korrin scurried around the room, looking for his senzu beans.

"Just a minute! ... now where did I put those senzu beans?" He mumbled looking under a bunch of books. Kami sighed and shook his head. Of all days to be spring cleaning... It Just HAD TO BE TODAY WITH THEIR LUCK!

"...." Yajorbe came in stuffing his face as usual, as he looked curiously at Korrin, then Kami, then Popo, then to Korrin again. "Whatcha doing?"

"Looking for the senzu beans you fat slob.." Korrin bit out at Yajorbe, feeling very irrated. Yajorbe merely rolled his eyes at the insult and continued stuffing the food into his mouth. (AN: Never thought Korrin would do that huh? Well he's veeeeery agitated right so even I'm afraid of him. WARNING! EXTREME OOCNESS AHEAD!) Kami gaped at the cat-like God. Never once had he seen Korrin snap at Yajorbe like that; he was ALWAYS patient, like Kami, but strangely Kami didn't feel all that patient anymore.

"Well maybe if you didn't decide to spring-clean TODAY, and put your senzu beans in a SENSIBLE place while you were organizing everything, you'd find it faster." Yajorbe didn't know that he had just crossed the line, and had threaded into dangerous waters. Korrin stopped rumaging through his junk and looked at him with a expression that was unreadable.





~3 Minutes Later~






"MMMFFF!!!" Yajorbe yelled through his gag. He was tied up in a bunch of rope, couldn't move, couldn't speak, and most of all that frightened the fat man out of his poor wits, couldn't eat. Korrin sighed happily as he held the senzu beans in a brown leather pouch. It had been under the couch the whole time! How silly of him..


Korrin simply ignored Yajorbe, and strolled away with Kami and Popo, who were kinda entertained during the three minutes it took to chase, gag, and tie Yajorbe.









"do do do dum..." Bulma hummed, as she swung her legs back and forth in the air. Vegeta's eyebrow was twitching, as a small vein popped out of his forehead. He was trying to meditate, but it looked like Bulma had other plans. He opened one eye to see her hair in two braids that went down to her waistline, and she was relaxing with her eyes closed, while humming. A part of Vegeta, the older part, thought she looked cute, though the younger side, wanted to snort in disgust that she was so weak and ucky ('Cause she was a girl!).

"Quit that humming, noka.." Vegeta grumbled as he opened his eyes to glare at her. He was preparing himself for another fight.

"Be quiet, Chibi 'Geta. I'm reminicising of when I the last time I was five years old." Bulma answered, feeling irritated. Feelings of hurting the little saiya-jin popped into her head, and she almost smirked. Old urges.. hard to resist. If only he weren't so strong..

"...What's so interesting when you were five anyway?" Vegeta snarled, giving his slightly round face a ferocious look.

"Alot of things. Like when I tried to achieve my goal of having a lifetime supply of strawberries, or..." Bulma opened her eyes, trying to search for memories. "When I got into the habit of beating up boys and that other time, I built a tree house, and stayed there during a thunderstorm! Whew! That was exciting! And there was that other time-" she was cut off by Vegeta.

"Hold up. Onna, rewind what you just said. You beat up boys... YOU? The weakling, pathetic cowardice of a noka, beat up boys when she was five years old??" Vegeta said as he covered the shock on his face. He hadn't really expected the noka to be that much of a tomboy. In fact he half-expected Bulma to actually be in hysterics after they found out their situation. He was beginning to think, there was alot that he didn't know about the onna, things that might prove to be very interesting to know. There was alot more to the girl then he thought possible.

"YES! And why do you have scuh a big of a doubt that I was like that?" Bulma asked feeling a little ticked off. When she was younger she hadn't been very good at holding in her temper either. Vegeta smirked and shrugged and went back to meditating.

Feeling even more ticked at his response, she grumbled and continued to reminicense. All the things she forgot as she grew older over time, were returning slowly to her, as she spent more time as a five-year old. This was what she feared the most. If she and Vegeta stay as five-year olds longer, their minds might actually successfully regress back to that age, and they would probably BELIEVE that they were always this young, forgetting about everything; starting over basiacally.

'Let us pray to Kami that it doesn't..' Bulma silently said, as she looked worriedly at Vegeta, who, despite his protests, WAS responsible for this mess.

Vegeta felt Bulma's eyes on him, and stiffened a little, as if feeling what she was thinking.

"This is all your fault..." He murmured, snapping once again out of his meditation daze.

"Was not.." She quietly replied, as she felt extreme tiredness overcome her. Vegeta snorted and glared at her with as much as anger as he could muster, but it was unfortunately dulled when he too, felt weariness sag itself on him. Still he couldn't give up the fight to the onna that easily.

"Was...so.." Vegeta yawned very loudly, and settled near Bulma. Bulma looked at him through half-hooded eyes.

"Was..nooooooooot....." Bulma yawned during her sentence, and leaned against Vegeta. He merely grunted as if to say, "Whatever..I'm right, and you know it.." and fell into a deep slumber. Bulma followed him soon after, forgeting all dislike of boys, and their present problem.








"Awwwww.." ChiChi cooed as she looked at the cute picture of the two children looking close and cozy. She put the food away where Goku could NEVER find it (*evil grin*), so that Bulma and Vegeta could eat later.

"Chi, I-!" Goku barged in, but ChiChi put a finger to his lips, silencing him.

"Sssshhh!.." She started and jerked her head slightly to the five-year old couple sleeping on the couch. His eyes lighted up and simply said, "Ooohh... I gotcha Chi." He whispered and allowed himself to be dragged away by his wife.










Piccolo was sitting under 'his' tree, meditating real hard. In actuallity, he was thinking REEEEAAAAAALLY HARD! Hard even for the Namek. Gohan sat beside his mentor, teacher, and second father.

"What do you think about all this, Piccolo?" Gohan asked him. Piccolo merely grunted, still thinking hard.

"I think that if Bulma and Vegeta stay like this, there could be trouble." He answered opening his eyes to look down at his student.

"Why?"

"I don't know. Just a feeling. Would you want them as five-year olds?"

"...."

"...Gohan!"

"What? I mean.. I hardly have any friends (more like none, he added mentally) remotely near my age! I'd even be friends with Bulma!" Gohan sighed feeling exasperated.

Piccolo was a little surprised. No wonder the kid always hung around him. No friends at all, well except him. Was ChiChi that hard on him? It was one of the downfalls of being isolated from everyone from the city: No people but you.

"Do you think Vegeta would spar with me?" The boy was hopeful. He knew Bulma couldn't fight him, one because as a 30 year old *slapped on the head* er 29 year old, she was already weak, two as a five-year old, would be weaker, three as a girl he didn't think she would really like fighting.

"...Who knows?" Piccolo answered, as he slipped into deep thinking once more. Would this change the future of Trunks?, He thought. Or was it planned all along? If only Kami were here...










Kami came out to see everyone in deep thinking. So, he was right. Something major DID happen. Mr. Popo had decided to stay behind to watch over the Lookout, while Korrin choose to follow.

"Ahem.." Kami started as he banged his walking stick against the ground. They were all still deep thinking. He tried again this time making the ground shake a little when the thumped his stick to the ground. It got the attention he wanted.

"AH! WHAT THE-" Yamcha yelled as he snapped out of his thoughts when he felt the ground shake beneath him. The Z-senshi had the same reaction. Well how can you blame them? They'd expect anything right about now... Androids, chibi-adults, rabid squirrels..

"Oh it's only you, Kami.." They all said as they went back to thinking. Kami and Korrin fell down anime style, and Kami stood up quickly, yelling, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'IT'S JUST ME'??!!"

Everyone was kinda surprised that patient, old Kami would yell hard enough to blow some of them away. Krillian held his ear. Boy, for an old Namek, the God had a set of lungs on him..

Piccolo opened one of his eyes to look at Kami. His other half was sure pissed. Goku and ChiChi ran out to see what all the commotion was about, and were blown away by Kami's yelling, literally.

"AH! Sorry Kami!" Krillian apologized on behalf of everyone. Kami merely grumbled and made his way to the group, Korrin following close behind.

"Apology accepted, Krillian."

"What are you doing here?" Yamcha asked. Everyone looked at him with a 'What are you stupid?' look.

"While the village idiot has a point, WHAT are you doing here, Kami?" Piccolo asked. Everyone slightly laughed, though Yamcha didn't notice the insult.

"I felt a disturbance on Chikyuu-sei. Has anything.. strange happen?" Kami asked watching their expressions closely. He wasn't very disappointed.

"Well I have been experiencing some gas.." Yamcha started and everyone sweatdropped and moved away from him slightly.

"I mean supernatural things, you baka!" Kami's head grew bigger as he yelled at poor Yamcha who 'eeped' and ducked behind a tree.

"Weeeeelll.. there is one thing.." Tien started as he hopped from one foot to another. Kami looked at him, feeling very annoyed.

"Well? SPIT IT OUT!"

"Bulmaandvegetaarefiveyearsoldandwedon'tknowhowtoturnthembac k! EEP!" He spewed out quickly as he ducked behind his small china faced partner.

"What the he- I mean HFIL, did he say?" Korrin asked Kami. Kami shrugged.

"What did he say?"

"uummmm.." Krillian was pushed by ChiChi to go further. "I think you'd better see.."

Kami arched an eyebrow and looked down at Korrin who lifted his hands and said, "Whatever. As long as we get answers.."

Yamcha then spoke up. "HEY!! YOU INSULTED ME!" He yelled at Piccolo, who was surprised that he even noticed. Everyone sweatdropped and fell down anime style.

"DID YOU TAKE STUPID PILLS OR SOMETHING THIS MORNING??" Yes, even Gohan, nice, considerate smart Gohan had up to here with Yamcha and yelled at the poor guy, who eeped once more and hid behind the same tree he had occupied three minutes before. (AN:*bashes Yamcha* I'm sorry, but it's too fun!! BWAHAHA! *bashes more*)

"You know it usually takes him an hour to figure out if someone insulted him or not.. I think he's progressing in his Special ED classes." Tein commented, as he sat down.Chou zu nodded, as he sat near him.










Krillian led the two Gods into the Son household, tip-toeing (cause ChiChi told him too!) and he peeked into the living room, and looked back at the Gods, who were getting more mad by the minute. He gulped and motioned for them to come in.

Kami and Korrin weren't exactly prepared for what happened, if you could call it that.

Kami and Korrin looked around the room, only seeing two five-year old children sleeping on the couch together (CUTE!), but nothing real strange.

Kami turned to Krillian, "Is this some kind of joke? Nothing strange is happening!!" He yelled.

Krillian, "SSH! They're sleeping!" He whispered, afraid of ChiChi's wrath and a couple of cranky five-year olds.

"I DON'T CARE! I WANT ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM NOW!!" He yelled again for the fourth time that day. This was REALLY starting to wear on his poor aged Namekian nerves.

"KEEP IT DOWN! A SAIYAN NO OUJI NEEDS HIS SLEEP!" A sqeauky voice screamed loud enough to top Kami's yelling. Kami and Korrin slowly turned on the heel and guess what they found?....

"um..hi?" Bulma said weakly.

*THUD*

*THUD*

"Just what we need.." Vegeta grumbled as he sat down beside Bulma. Realizing how close they were, he scootched away a couple of feet, even though the older Vegeta didn't want too, the younger Vegeta REEAAAAAALLY didn't like girls.

"This is not good for my nerves.." Bulma quietly said as she massaged her temples, glad that Vegeta moved away from her. 'The older Bulma could suuuuure go for some coffee.. I'd go for some chocolate..' She thought as she hit the back of her against to couch.

Krillian sighed and went to tell the others that they needed someone to carry Kami and Korrin. It was going to be a loooooooooooooong day.








TBC...





Bunni: Well that was interesting..
Chibi-Bra:*sniffles* How romantic.. sleeping in each other's arms!
Trunks:*sweatdrop* Ew... wait a minute.. you're stopping there? BAKA! *hits Bunni over the head*
Android T:*gets out knife to stab Trunks in the back*..*creepy dramatic music plays in the background as he nears for him*
Bunni:*cries* Android T! I need a hug.. no one hardly reviewed and Trunks hit me!
Android T:*sighs and throws a knife over his shoulder making someone scream but he could care less*...ok..*goes off to hug Bunni*
Vegeta:*comes in with the knife in his spiky flame hair* WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS???!! *points to knife in his hair*
Bunni: uh oh spaghetti-o's! *runs away*
Android T:*runs also* AAAHH!!
Trunks:*looks at Chibi-Bra* We'll never see Dad and Mom together at this rate..
Vegeta:*turns super saiya-jinn and takes after them* I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!!
Chibi-Bra: Better calm Daddy down..*sighs deeply and jumps into Trunks' arms as they fly after everyone* We still need Bunni to finish the story!
Trunks: Yup.. We'll NEVER see Mom and Dad together..*both look to reviewers* Unless THEY review!
Chibi-Bra:*pouts* Pleeaaaaaaseee?*bats eyes*

*Reviewers cannot resist cute factor of Chibi-Bra and sucuumb to the cute will of the anime character and review!*

Review please! :P