Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Kids Today, Adults Tomorrow ❯ Puberty Strikes! or.. Guess You Were ALWAYS Short ( Chapter 6 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Author: Bunni

Summary: Bulma has just invented a alternate dimension transporter device remote or (A.D.T) but what happens when if backfires and accidentally turns her and Vegeta into... FIVE YEAR OLDS? Beware..O.o Chaos ensues and can the Z-Senshi handle it? Some Yamcha bashing also *big grin*

Rating: PG-13 for lang. and possible rude humor.

Disclaimer: How many frickin' times must I repeat this process? I don't own DBZ damn it! Otherwise if I did, it'd be veeeeeery strange. O.o;;

Shout out to:

Mushi-azn:*is blown away by her yelling* AAAH! I'm so sorry! But if you did read Part Two of Chapter One, "*Thud* Went Everyone or.. IT WAS YOUR FAULT!", it was all explained by Barbara the college student. ^^;; If you must know, read. ^_^;; Otherwise, please don't hurt me..*eeps and hides behind desk*

DarkSerapha: Oh thanks! Sorry for making Vegeta O.O.C. -_-;; Thank you for the spell check, since I wasn't sure HOW to spell Saiyajin (not Saiyan or Saiya-jinn! ^^). I think that Veggie's mom was really killed or porbably died in child birth.. hmm. that does seem plausable. About Veggie being O.O.C., well wouldn't you be if you just talked about your past and was absolutely stunned when your verbal partner gave you a precious keepsake like that just because you told her about your sad past? AH! I'm rambling! ^^;; anyway I loved your review and my eyes are still wide like this -->O.O ever since I've seeen HOW LONG it was! LOL. :P

Moonlight152: Glad you think it's funny ^_^.

Squirrel: YES! EVERYONE IS ON THE GET THE SQUIRREL TO REVIEW GAME! lol, I loved your reviews, always making me laugh. ^_^ But thankfully only Chibi-Bra and Trunks are the ones to always make people review with their stunning looks *coughcoughTrunkscoughcough* and chibi-Bra's delectable cute pouts!

Anna Trejo: Glad you like it.

veggie-chan: Woah! Thanks alot!




Kids Today, Adults Tomorrow
Chapter Five
Puberty Strikes! or.. Guess You Were ALWAYS Short














Goku stared at the closet. They've been awfully quiet for quite some time. Goku would have thought they killed eachother, but sensed two ki's still in there, so that couldn't be it. 'Maybe they're sleeping...?..' He thought for a minute. 'NAH! Unless they got so tired of choking eachother's throats, they fell asleep... hmm.. could be..' He wondered if he should open the closet doors for a quick peek. But.. but what if they woke up and rushed out and started arguing all over again?

'Better not risk it.. hmmmmm... that smells nice.. Dinner's ready!' Goku thought excitedly, forgetting all about the two youngsters, letting his stomach be his guide.















Vegeta awoke to the smell of some tender meat cooking. It made his mouth water. He hadn't had a good meal since breakfast, and that was HOURS ago. He inhaled the scent; thinking, no, smelling what was being served.

"Hm... sweet and sour pork.. unn..*drool* egg fu young.. hmm.. yes! What's that? *sniffs around* wilderbeast! *more drool* with seasoning.. and.. and.. oh Damn it! I'm so hungry!" Vegeta pressed himself against the door, inhaling the dinner's wafting scent thoroughly. What he would do for a meal right about now..

"Hmm..?" Bulma stirred, smelling the dinner also. Vegeta didn't bother to look down, knowing what she was doing. She sniffed around, and pressed herself to the door as well.

"Oh, Kami, I am starving!" Bulma groaned, remembering she hadn't ate breakfast.. or lunch... and now missing out on dinner. She growled low in her throat, and gasped, feeling ingenius. She reached in her chest pocket to pull out of nowhere (^^ she seems to be doing that alot these days..) her PB&J sandwich from earlier! Grinning ear to ear, her features seen by the dim light shining from outside the closet room, she sat down, ready to feast.

Vegeta eyed her, and was slightly shocked when she took out that sandwich. He scootched a little towards her, not enough to be close enough to grab it. He scootched a little bit more, more.. and finally after a few more scootching noises he was side to side with Bulma, who was about to take a bite out of HER sandwich. He leaned over, his head right beside Bulma's, their ears brushing, and breaths mingling, staring intently at the sandwich.

Narrowing her eyes, she growled predatorily, which didn't surprise Vegeta anymore. He growled back, and sniffed at the sandwich. He turned to Bulma, his eyes in puppy dog position. Bulma growled more, and hugged her sandwich to her (nevermind the stain!).

"No, Vegeta! This is MY meal! Get your own!"

"Wench! Just give me the sandwich! Saiyajins need their strength more than pitiful Chikyuujins! So there!" He attempted to grab the sandwich, but Bulma stood up and went to another corner, clutching unto her sandwich as if her own dear life depended on it.

"Chibi 'Geta.. come on. I haven't had breakfast or lunch and now dinner! I just want some food!" She gave him the puppy dog look and pout. Vegeta slapped himself in the head and looked to the floor.

"Oh no you don't. I'm not falling for that trick again. Just hand the damn sandwich over, and maybe I'll let you have some." Vegeta said as he got a little closer to her, careful of avoiding the beautiful but deadly eyes and pout of hers, lest he fall under 'the spell'.

Bulma looked at him suspiciously, then thought it over.

'If I do give him the sandwich, he'll share.. wouldn't he? I mean he is my friend now.. What have I got to lose?' She thought with a smile, knowing that Vegeta would share, as a good friend would. ^^ How badly she was decieved. She hesitantly became off-gaurd and pulled the sandwich out of her embrace, holding it out some.

Vegeta grabbed the sandwich, and gobbled it down before you could say "Hey!" which Bulma did.

"Hey!! you said I could have some!"

"No, I said MAYBE. BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Besides, that small thing you call a meal was barely enough to satisfy my hunger!"

"You jerk! GAH!" She grabbed him and proceeded to kick and bite him everywhere. They both tumbled to the floor for what was the count now? Ah yes, the fifth time that day -_-;;.

"We must stop meeting like this, noka." Vegeta laughed, as she kicked him in the leg. Vegeta felt a small pang of pain, but it was gone before he could really notice it.. Having enough of her childish antics, he pushed her off, accidently pressing her chest overall pocket, which kept the A.D.T. remote. Before she could yell, "You fool!", a bright flash engulfed them both.















"Gohan, pass the salt please." Chichi asked her son. Krillian, Piccolo, and Kami (along with his sidekick Korrin! ^^) decided to stick around, just in case something else weird happened, and to figure out how to get Bulma and Vegeta out of this ironic situation.

"It's kinda funny. I mean they act like five-year olds when they argue, and now they ARE five-year olds." Krillian laughed a little at the irony. Chichi and the others laughed too until they heard screams (a.k.a. Bulma) and saw a furious bright light.

Immediately everyone was standing in front of the closet doors; most were kind of scared what they might find. Screams were heard inside, mostly Bulma's, and then the closet door was kicked down.

What they saw made them faint. Or at least Korrin.

*THUD*

Kami looked down pitingly at his cat friend as he was soon out cold. Chichi's eyebrow was twitching, as she stared unbelieving at the sight before her. Goku's eyes bulged out, along with Gohan's and Krillian's. Piccolo just made a simple gruff statement however surprised, "Bulma, Vegeta, for Kami's sake, put some clothes on!"

Bulma growled, but noticed their lack of clothes. She stood, her body nearly ripped off all her clothing due to her size. Vegeta was the same, though his pants sort of clung to him tightly and his shirt were reduced to white rags that hung on him. They both looked at eachother, then looked away blushing immensely.

Goku was the first to speak up, "Y-you're.. you're.." Unable to form words, he just pointed at them, sputtering.

Gohan then joined Korrin on the ground, the shock from all the surprise that day finally caught up to him. A soft thud just let everyone know that Gohan was on the floor. Krillian shook his head and sat down, feeling a little overwhelmed.

"WE'RE 14, DEAL WITH it, so FUCK off, KakarOTT. It's NOT a big DEal." Vegeta glared his sputtering counterpart, his voice rising and lowering due to his cracked voice. Bulma started sniggering quietly, ignoring the glares from Vegeta.

"BIG DEAL? You're both nearly naked, my son just fainted along with a cat-God, and worse than that, you're going through puberty! DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL!!!!!!!" Chichi yelled as her head grew ten times big, causing Goku and Vegeta to cringe at the high pitch and intensity of the volume of her voice.

"Quiet, YOU'RE harpy of A MATE, DOwn, you THIRD class baKA.." Vegeta said quietly, not liking puberty at all, or the fact that his voice kept cracking and splitting in half of words. 'Damn this puberty. Changes.. so many changes.' Vegeta remembered how he felt when he was fourteen. How Frieza and Zarbon always teased about his voice and made him do long speeches in front of everyone just to have everyone laugh at the end because of his voice. He shuddered mentally. Oh, how he DESPISED puberty; he remembered all too well.

"I'LL QUIET DOWN WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT, VEGETA!!" Chichi screeched, ready to hit him with a frying pan. Instead she choose the nearest standing person.

*BBOOONNGG*

Goku rubbed his head, a bump coming out nicely. He turned to his wife, still heaving from the effort and her anger. "Ow Chi! That hurt! Why'd ya do that?"

"MayBE 'cAUse your a BAka.." Vegeta said quietly, hating the way his voice sounded right now. Bulma, on the other hand, couldn't stop laughing. She kept pointing to Vegeta, who glared even more at her, wanting to choke the laughter out of her.

"Shut up you! Don't insult my husband! Only I'm allowed to do that! And Goku.." Chichi turned to Goku, frying pan still in her hand, "You said everything would turn out alright, and you know what? I BELIEVED YOU! NOW THIS..*points a shaky finger at Bulma and Vegeta* HAS HAPPENED! THIS IS NOT TURNING OUT ALRIGHT LIKE YOU SAID!!"

"Now Chi, let's look on the positive side.. they're erm.. still wearing clothes.." Goku lamely offered. Bulma noticed her lack of attire (Visual here: shirt still on though it's like really shrunk and ripped in areas, but still covering the chest area, the overalls are now demoted to very tight capri's because the buttons to the were basiacally ripped off because of the size increase. She's not really half-naked, but well, she's close to it.) and blushed heavily, trying to cover herself with jacket from the closet, much to Vegeta's disappointment.

"POSITIVE SIDE? WHAT POSITIVE SIDE?? THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE NAKED THE WAY THOSE CLOTHES ARE CLINGING TO THEM!" Chichi gave no mercy to anyone's ears, both Nameks' and Saiyajins', and just plained screamed at her poor husband.

"Um, sorry to interrupt, but Chichi, I'm like, totally in need of some, like, clothes. Ya know?" Bulma twirled her hair absently, as she spoke in a teenager-y way. Chichi immediately sighed and put down her frying pan, much to everyone's relief. Vegeta arched an eyebrow at Bulma's attitude, amazed at how her temper, which he was sure was going to kill him, well hurt him actually, calmed down within minutes.

"Oh Bulma! Of course! I have some spare clothes upstairs I can loan to you!" Before anyone could blink, they were already upstairs. Goke just shrugged and looked down at his son, and kneeled beside him. Suddenly he got a great idea, ran out of the hall and came back with a half-eaten wilderbeast leg.

Piccolo looked questioningly at him, and Goku answered, "What? I got hungry on the way..I couldn't resist the leg!" Without another word, Goku thrust the leg under Gohan's nose, waking him almost immediately. Goku grinned before taking to leg and shoving it in his own mouth.

"W-what happened? Last thing I remembered was that.." He trailed off staring at Vegeta again. Vegeta glared at him, remembering what the boy did earlier with Bulma. Gohan gulped, suddenly feeling scared for his life.

"Yes, Gohan. You DID see Vegeta and Bulma as fourteen year olds. They.. er changed...again.."

"What? But how can that be?" Gohan questioned.

"I don't know.." 'But I AM going to find out.' Goku thought as he went to finish his meal. Immediately everyone followed him, except for Vegeta who ran in front of everybody, and nearly inhaled all the food. -_-;;

"I guess you were always short, Vegeta." Krillian laughed, noticing Vegeta's height hadn't really imrpoved from a five-year old's, just about one foot. Vegeta answered by nearly burning him to a neat crisp. Krillian was covered in black soot, from head to toe, and he when he opened his mouth, a small cloud of black smoke came out. Vegeta had the last laugh.

"There you go, flambaed chrome-dome ala Vegeta." Vegeta laughed as he dug into his meal like he hadn't eaten for a month. Goku and Gohan shook their heads, and looked disapprovingly at him, Piccolo just ignored it and took a nice long gulp of his water with Kami. Korrin was still out cold. Krillian wiped off the the soot off him with his napkin, and glared daggers to Vegeta, who simply ignored all the attention.








TBC..









Chibi-Bra:*gets out mega-wrench* HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TORTURE YOU??
Bunni:ACK!*hides behind Android T who gets in defensive mode*..um.. sorry?
Chibi-Bra:*eye twitches*..you know how LONG it took for me to drag Trunks out in the desert?
Bunni: I estimate with your strength, and the amount Trunks weighs, probably three hours and 28 minutes?
Chibi-Bra:*narrows eyes as she remembers* Exactly. And do you know how many things live out in the desert after dark?
Bunni:um...*grows scared* no?
Trunks:..*glares* Five hundred twenty-three different species of animals and plants ATTACKED us.. for NO REASON AT ALL! *chest heaves*
Bunni:what? *was too busy looking at Trunks' chest*
Trunks:O.O Forget it.
Android T:*holds rope*..
Bunni:*looks at him* T, let go of that rope.
Android T:*looks happy* K! *lets go*
Trunks:*anvil with rope tied around it comes down, slamming hard into the cement, missing him by an inch*...*looks at it then looks to Chibi-Bra* I have a sneaking suspicion that someone is out to get me.
Chibi-Bra:*slaps head* Ya think?
Android T:*snaps fingers and looks frustrated* Damn! I was so sure I had him.
Bunni:*shakes head and looks at the readers* If you review, maybe, just maybe my Android T will be forever healed of this obsession and Trunks will still be alive O.O We can only hope. Maybe Chibi-Bra won't hurt me anymore..*Chibi-Bra looks at everyone threateningly*..*gulp* maybe not..

Please review, otherwise the people in my head might hurt me..*cries out* I'm sorry Zargato! *starts pounding head* Quit makin' out with your girlfriend in there! Honestly, some demons have no decency..*smiles at the reviewers who review because they think she's crazy and they don't want to be hurt*