Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Lead the Way 2: Vegeta's turn ❯ Lead the way 2 ( One-Shot )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters.
Authors note: You all begged me to write another one. I do take requests. One of you sugested I do a bulma/Vegeta fic.
I noticed all of those involve vegeta being very experienced and knowledgeable about sex. But I always wondered how. He grew up alone from the time he was 8. He did nothing but kill in frieza's name. the saiyans seemed uninterested in teaching thier childrena nything but combat. So unless frieza or for some reason Nappa taught him something, it's doubtful he knew anything at all. In the spirit of my first story I wrote this one. Like lead the way, where chichi taught Goku about sex, so I wrote this one for Bulma/Vegeta fans. also i take some liberty in explaining how thye got together, like many before me.


Vegeta shifted. every nerve in his upper body burned. He thought it strange that he was feeling comfortable as he remembered colopsing outside.
He groaned and rolled over, opening his eyes to a distilled blurr of images. He could see what was clearly a human like form nearby and wondered how he had gotten here.
His vision came into focus and he saw a familiar assanine tuft of blue hair styled into a ridiculous shape.
He pushe dhimself up on his elbow and looked closer. 'What is that woman doing here?'
He reache dout and nudged her, lightly by his standards, with two fingers.
She twitched picked her head up, yawning. "Ve..Vegeta?" she blinked a couple times. "You're awake?"
"Woman, what am I doing here?"
"I found you passed out in the broken wreck of the gravity room."
Vegeta made an indignant noise. "That doesn't explalin how i got here."
She sighed. "I made Goku carry you in here."
"Id rather have been left there then have to be carried in here by Kakarott."
"Take it up with him."
Vegeta sat up futher and growled. "Then what are you doing here?"
She looked nervous for a second. "I..I was worried about you."
Vegeta snorted. "I am a warrior. I have been in worse shape. I don't need you're concern."
Bulma stood up. "Well excuse me for caring about a pathetic asshole. I obviosuly wasted my time."
Vegeta slid out of the bed to stand next to her. "Who asked you to be concerned for my well being woman?"
"Bulma! My name is Bulma!"
"I am aware of your name woman, what diference does it make to me?"
Bulma clecnched her teeth. 'He is so damn infuritating. I wish I could shuit him up somehow.' she stared at his face and her eyes passed over his lips. 'Well...that's one way. He'd kill me but it'd be amusing to see what he does. Damnit, why does he have to be so hot and an asshole, I could deal wiyth just one.'
Vegeta continued his tirade, oblivious to her thoughts. "Take you foolish concern elsewhe....."
His speech was cut off when he felt her lips come in contact with his.
'He is gonna be so pissed.' she tried to press into him but found no response. 'Have i lost my touch?'
Vegeta roughly shoved her away. "What do you think you are doing?"
Bulma turned a deep shade of red. "I'm sorry. i don't know what came over me."
Vegeta snorted. "That was just pathetic. You couldn't posibly hurt me."
Bulma looke dup at him, confused. "What? hurt you? I wasn't trying to hurt you."
"Then what were you doing? Why else would you try to bite me."
She tried no to laugh. 'He's messing with me...He has to be.' "This is a joke right? you're kidding?"
Vegeta just stare dat her.
"Okay you're not kidding. Maybe its just an earth custom." she couldn't help herself. "Let me try something more universal." She could blame the fact that she hadn't had any 'attention' in a very long time for her next action.
He slid her right hand down and brushed her finger tips over his crotch, suprised to find thats he couldn't feel anything. 'Am I losing my babe-itude?'
Vegeta back up alittle. "what the hell are you doing woman?"
Bulma sighed. "Are you missing some chromosomes Vegeta?"
Vegeat just stared at her.
she sighed loudly. 'Just how clueless is he I wonder.' "Okay..Er...Can I ask you something?"
Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Make it quick."
"You've never had sex before have you?"
"Had what?"
She couldn't help herself, she laughed for alittle under a minute. "Okay...okay...Saiyans must have a diferent name for it."
"What is so damn amusing?"
she shook here head slowly. "Nothing." she tried tot hink for a moment. "Okay..Do you know how..er...new life forms are created."
Vegeta snorted. "Of coarse I do. The mixing of male and female DNA."
Bulma nodded slowly. "Technically true. Are you aware of how thats done?"
Vegeta started to speak then stopped. "I....I never thought about it."
She almost fell over laughing. When she stoped he was staring at her very strangely. "Well you seem to be healed, so...I have much to show you."
"Show me? this better be worth my time."
"Oh it is." she smiled darkly. "Follow me, we can't do this here."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Bulma shut the door of her bedroom behind him. She gestured to the bed. "Sit."
Vegeta grunted. "So now you're giving me orders woman?"
Bulma sighed lightly. "When I'm through here you're going to be very grateful you listened to me."
Vegeta sat on the end of her bed. "I don't want to learn about breeding that much."
"Oh yes you do."
"You dare tell me what I do and do not want?"
Bulma walked closer to him as she clenched her jaw. "Just let me show you, you stubborn bastard. If you don't like it you can leave."
Vegeta crossed his arms. "Fine. Show me."
She gestured to his spandex pants. "Off."
He tilted hsi head. "What?"
"Take those off."
Vegeta blinked and looked down. "My boots?"
Bulma tried not to laugh and sigh at the same time. "Those too, but I meant your pants."
Vegeta stood up. "Why would I take my pants off? I have no urge to urinate."
She slapped her forehead. "This is for something else. Same equipment though."
He sat back down. "Explain what the hell you're talking about."
"Okay. . .You said you knew breeding took place by mixing DNA yes?"
Vegeta nodded. "Are you insinuating that I would mix my DNA with yours?"
Bulma waved her hands dismissively. "No no. We're just going to do the same act."
"For what purpose?"
"For fun."
"Fun? I haven't the time for fun."
"Well make time for once. You'll like this."
"How do you know what I'll like."
"everyone likes it."
He rolled his eyes. "Well why would we attempt to miz our DNA and then not do so?"
"You just pull out."
Vegeta tilted his head. "What does pull out mean?"
Bulma sat down next to him and lay back on the bed. "One thing at a time." she sat abck up. "Somewhere in you there must be the instinctual understanding. Let's just get started and you'll figure it out."
Vegeta turned to her. "You try my patience bitch."
Bulma slid over to him. "Then take your damn pants off."
Vegeta pushed her away.
She got off the bed and walkelked alittle away from the bed. "Fine. We'll start with me. Pay attention."
He grunted again.
She slid her arms into her shirt and pulled it up over her head and dropped it at her feet. Glancing at him, she reached back and unhooked her bra and dropped it at her feet as well, exposing her naked breasts for his eyes.
Vegeta half stood up. "What are you doing?"
Bulma slid her hand up to her left breast and curled her fingers under it. "Now you know what these are right?"
Vegeta nodded. "I'm not blind you know, I know what breasts are."
"Do you know what they're for?"
He nodded again. "They're for feeding whelps."
Bulma twitched. "I've never heard it put quite like that, but yes that's what they're for." she gestured with her finger. "Come here."
He stood up and walked closer.
"Now I wan't you to give me your hand." she held out her hand.
"Why would I do that?"
"Fine." she half growled. "Just touch these." she gestured to her breasts.
He shrugged and reache dhsi hand out.
"Gently." she affirmed.
He curled his fingers under her right breast and passed his fingers over the surface.
she felt the padsof hsi fingers graze her peak and shivered slightly.
He stoped. "What was that?"
"Eh...Normally I'm not so sensative, but it has been some time since i've ben touched there."
He quirked an eyebrow.
"I think you get the general idea here. Some parts of the body are sensativeto the touch beacause they have a higher concentration of nerves there. These areas can cause pain or pleasure more then anyother area. following me so far?"
Vegeta nodded. "Yeah I know pressure points and nerves."
She nodded. "That's a start." she pulled his hand off her breasts and stepped back.
She gestured to her lowe body. "Now have you seen down here on a woman before?"
He nodded.
"Good. do you know what any of it is for?"
He nodded again. "Urinating."
She tried not to sigh. "Yes, urinating. Do you know anything else it's for?"
He shrugged. "I'd assume it's where you mix DNA."
She nodded slowly. "Yes. It is for that. So you have the whole breeding thing down. Now you need to learn the pleasure thing."
He tilted his head. "Breeding is pleasurable?"
She laughed lightly. "Yes. Very much."
"For which one of us?"
She sighed. "Both of us."
He seemed to think for a moment. "Very well. Show me."
She walked back over to the bed and sat on the end, sliding her sweat pants off along with her white cotton panties. She gestured with ehr finger for him to come closer as she lay back on the bed.
When he was standing clsoer she spread her legs and came up on her forearms. "Here I'll give you a quick anotomy lesson. As you've probably never seen the isnide of one of these before."
He stood there and shrugged.
She brushed her fingers over her outer folds. "This part isn't important.."
Vegeta looked confused.
Bulma looked up at him. "What is it?"
"Why is there no hair? When i saw that region on saiyan females they had alot of it there. do earthlings not grow any there?"
Bulma blushed slightly. "No...We do. I just shave mine."
He tilted his head.
"That means I remove the hair."
"Doesn't that hurt?"
"Nevermind that. Let's get back to it." she slid her fingers between her folds and burshed them upward, entending them out to part her folds. she turned them out enough for him to see and lay a finger by her clit. "See this part?"
He leaned in, then nodded.
"This part is very important. You must touch this part, but gently. Above all, be gentle with this part. It is possible to touch it too much and make it go numb, but its very dificult."
He nodded slowly.
"Go ahead, touch it."
He shrugged and reach two fingers down and brushed it.
She twitched. "It doesn't have to be that gently, you have to actually touch it."
He apllied alittle pressure.
"Ow...No no....Stroking motion."
He slid his figers across it and down her folds.
He grasped his hand and turned it and pulled it up along her folds and brushed three fingers past her clit. "Like this.."
Her breathing came out shorter. "Other hand..." she said weakly holding her hand out.
He lay his hand in hers slowly.
She pulled his index and middle fingers out and pulled his hand down between her folds and slid his fingers into her opening. Her eyes twitched briefly before she pulled his fingers back alittle and pushed them back in further. "Like...this...got...it?"
Vegeta smiled slightly and continued the movements she showed him.
Her hands fell back to her sides and she gathered up the sheets in her hands.
Vegeta stopped and pulled his fingers out and looke dat them curiously.
"What...what are you doing?"
He looked at her. "What is this subtance?" he held his fingers up.
"it...I don't think it has a name. It's just lubricant."
He sniffed at his fingers.
"Get your damn fingers back in there now." she graspe dhis wrist and pulled it back down so his hand lay over her folds. "I'll explain in a minute."
Vegeta smirked. "Beg me." hsi mind was catching on to the idea quickly.
Bulma flinched. "What?"
"Beg me to do it again and I will."
"You bastard....you figured it out awfully fast...."
He smirked and brushed his other hand over her slit as his fingers outside her opening caressed her folds. "Say it and I'll continue."
Bulma clenched her jaw. "You asshole....You haven't understood this cocnept for even a minute and already you're taking advantage of it.."
Vegeta pulled hsi hand away. "I'll stop then."
Bulma bit her tongue. "Vegeta...Please touch me again." 'Damn you!!!'
Vegeta smiled. "That's better." he slid his fingers back into her opening. "I may be ignorant of why this works but i know exactly what it's doing."
Bulma arched up into his hand. "Shut the fuck up and keep going."
Vegeta stoped his hand. "Oh? or what?"
Bulma grasped his wrist and pushed his fingers into her opening. "I'll do the same for you, just finish me first."
Vegeta cntinued moving his fingers on hsi own as he cocked his head. "I don't have one of these."
"I know that you bastard. I can do something like this."
"Hmmph. and you think I'm going to let you have this kind of control over me?"
"Whatever. shut the fuck up and fuck me you asshole." she pushed into his hand harder. "Faster damnit." she grasped his other hand weakly and brushed her clit with his fingers.
Vegeta slid his fingers into her faster as he shifted further over her.
She reached up and wraped one arm around his neck and leaned into him slightly as her breathing was coming out in short gasps.
"You sound like you're in pain you know..."
She would have alughed if she had the breath nescesary. "eh...yeah....it....sounds...like...that...I guess." she leaned her head down and bit into his shoulder as her nails dug into his back.
He twitched slightly then relaxed and leaned into her. He felt her walls quiver around his fingers as she bit his shoulder harder and pushed into him.
Vegeta groaned lightly as he felt her wals spasm and his fingers and wrist become surounded by fluid.
Bulma fell back on the bed still breathing hard. "You can stop now if you want."
He pulled his hand back and stared at his arm. "What was that?"
"It was an orgasm. Normally they don't come so easily but I havent had one in a long time."
He continued to stare. "So...I can have one of those too?"
She lened up and nodded. "Yeah. Take your pants off and I'll show you."
He seemed to think for a minute. "So what's this covering my arm and all over the bed?"
"eh...I guess you could call it cum. It has some urin in it too."
"Urine? you said it doesn't have to do with that."
"Well it doesn't but...It kinda comes out anyway...It's hard to explain."
"does it work again?"
"A few times yes. It's not so easy after awhile. For you it only works once or twice or sometimes more but its dificult."
"Why for me is it less?"
"Males are only suposed to have one."
Vegeta tilted his head.
"So theyre DNA mixes with the female, rememeber?"
He nodded. "Yeah....So I can get this kind of reaction out of my dick then?"
She smirked. "You put it very crudely, but yes."

Author's Note: Not the end, I'll write therest eventually.
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