Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Livin' With Piccolo and Cell ❯ Searchin' for the Legendary Diary ( Chapter 2 )

Piccolo: Dude! *takes out a bra*

Cell: *laughs*

Piccolo: *tosses the bra on the floor*

Cell: *sits at CAT's dresser and picks up the nearby brush* Hey who am I? *pretends to brush invisible hair*

Piccolo: *laughs* Bulma!

Cell: Heh! She's always brushing her hair, why is that?

Piccolo: *looks under the bed* She's tryin' to impress Vegeta....

Cell: *looks around* Really? Damn!

Piccolo: Hey did CAT ever warn us to never enter her room?

Cell: uuuuhhhh.....(Flash Back)

(CAT: Step foot in my room and I'll kick your freakin' asses, got it!?)

(Piccolo: *shrugs* Sure, whatever)

(Cell: Dun' worry!!)

(End of Flash Back)........*stares at the ceiling then at Piccolo* I dun' remember.

Piccolo: ok

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CAT: *playing Chess with 18* >bakas<.....check....

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Piccolo: I found it! I found it! *waves the thick book around*

Cell: Nice! *high fives* Now, wheres that damn key????

Piccolo: ¬.¬ *picks the lock with his nail* Dumbass.

Cell: Hey!!

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CAT: *walks through the door and walks to the family room to see her room mates arm wrestling* You guys are nuts....

Cell: *is beating Piccolo* Your just jealous cause you can't win against us!

Piccolo: *growls* Yeah....*grunts*.....by the way...ugh!.....do you REALLY think I'm a jerk? *arm falls backwards* DAMNIT! *pounds the table*

CAT: *raises and eyebrow* We all do Pic.

Piccolo: *smirks* AND think I'm cute?

CAT: *glares after getting the hint* You read my diary didn't you!? *anvances them*

Cell: *backs up* N-no we didn't!

Piccolo: *backs up as well*

CAT: And the only way you could have read it was to go in my ROOM!!!! I told you to never go in there!!!!

Piccolo: *gulps* RUN!!!

Cell: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! *runs around the couch and into the hall, trying to get to their room*

Piccolo: *immidetly follows* SHES ON A RAMPAGE DUDE!!!

CAT: *chases after them in hot persuite* I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ASSHOLES!!!!

Piccolo: *some how gets in the room before Cell* Hurry up man! *slams the door once Cell

dived in the room*

Cell: *presses his back against the door as Piccolo starts to move stuff against it*

Piccolo: I thought you said she didn'y warn us!! *presses the dresser against door*

Cell: *wipes the sweat from his forehead* So I lied. What are you going to do??

Piccolo: >_>.......

Cell: *suddenly flies out of the room*

Piccolo: *snickers* Hope you can handle her *slams the door closed*

Cell: NO!! PICCOLO!! *pounds on the door* LET ME IN DAMNIT!!

CAT: Ooooohhhhhh Ceeeeeelllllll........*walks toward Cell with a wicked grin*

Cell: O.O *pounds harder* OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!! O.O!! Oh Kami.........be gentle....