Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Livin' With Piccolo and Cell ❯ Consequences ( Chapter 3 )

I don't own DBZ! So There! >_> *walks off*

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CAT: There! Now go outside! *smirks*

Cell: OH, HELL NO!!

CAT: Hell yes! Move it!

Cell: There is NO way I'm going out like this!

CAT: Fine!

Cell: *smirks*

CAT: I'll just call your friends and tell them to come over! *laughs evilly*

Cell: NOOOOOO!!!!!

Piccolo: *dashes out of his room and into the family room* Whats wro- *jaw drops* C-Cell?!

Cell: *growls*

Piccolo: *falls back laughing* Oh my Kami! Talk about crossdressers!! I didn't know you wanted to be a girl dude!!

CAT: *smirks*

Cell: This was all her doing! *points CAT* She tied my down and did this to me!!

CAT: Well! *whacks him upside the head with her tail* If a certain SOMEONE had remembered to stay out of my room, I wouldn't have done it!

Cell: I-*is suddenly flashed by a blinding light* What the hell!?

Piccolo: *snickers as the picture pops out of the camera* I GOTTA show the guys this!

CAT: *laughs* More power to ya!

Cell: NO!! *runs after Piccolo*

Piccolo: *jumps over Cell and runs out the door*

Cell: *suddenly realizes he is flying after Piccolo in the dress and make-up* SHIT! *quickly flies

back*

CAT: *has fainted from laughing so hard*

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Cell: *scrubs off the last bit of make-up*

Piccolo: *lying on his bed* What are ya planning Cell?

Cell: *comes out of the bathroom* Huh? What are you talkin' about man?

Piccolo: *props himself up on his elbows* You're plotting revenge aren't ya?

Cell: *flexes his biceps* Maybe, how would you know?

Piccolo: *smirks* You were planning to destroy the world not to long ago.......

Cell: *snickers* Oh, right. Hey, how did we become teenagers again? And how did we come to live with that bossy girl?

Piccolo: We all fell through a portal that took us back in time and we met CAT by fallin' through her roof.

Cell: Heh, now I remember. She made us fix the roof.

Piccolo: *smirks* You gunna tell me what you have in store for our little friend?

Cell: *shrugs* Why not?

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CAT: Cell! Piccolo!!! Dinner!!

P&C: *walk into the room, smirking*

CAT: *notices this and raises an eyebrow* Why are you smirking. What are you two planning?

Piccolo: Nothin, we always smirk!

CAT: Yeah, when you have something evil in those heads of yours.

Cell: Nah! *snickers*

CAT: *narrows her eyes then shrugs* Well, I cooked some steak tonight.

Piccolo: Too bad I don't have taste buds! I bet it tastes really good, 'specially if CAT cooked it!

CAT: *blushes*

Cell: *poking the food* Believe me, you're not missing anything. You'd probably regret having taste buds, I know I do.

CAT: *whacks him upside the head with her wodden spoon* CELL!

Cell: *smirks*

Piccolo: *laughs*

CAT: *hears someone at the door* Ah, she's here! *jumps up*

Cell: Who?

CAT: A friend. Her name is Kassandra. Shes new in town and me and the girls met her while shopping. I invited her to dinner so I want you to be on your BEST behavior! Got it??

Piccolo: Sure!

Cell: *smirks* Alright.

CAT: *heres another knock* Comin'! *runs out of the room*

Cell: Now!

Piccolo: *pulls out a whoopy cusion and puts it in CAT's chair* Ok

Cell: *smirks*

CAT: *walks in* And these two guys are my annoying room mates. *has a short, green

haired girl at her side* The guy with the wings is Cell and the other green dude is Piccolo. Just pretend you don't see them. They're not worth talking to. They're to stupid to open a mature conversation.

P&C: HEY!!

Kassandra: *giggles* Well, its a pleasure to meet you.

Cell: *smirks* You too and I gotta say, what a lovely shade of green your eyes have.

Kassandra: *blushes*

CAT: Down boy, shes only been here a week! Wait a little longer.

Piccolo: *laughs*

Cell: *blushes*

CAT: *motions for Kassandra to sit down* Lets eat! *sits down only to hear a farting noise* O_O What the!?

P&C: *fall out of their chairs laughing*

Kassandra: *laughs*

CAT: *picks up a flat pink balloon* CELL!

Cell: *grasps the table and pulls himself up only to fall back down*

Piccolo: *tries to get back in his chair* Oh man! That was great!

CAT: You assholes! *slaps the balloon on the table*

Kassandra: *still laughing*

Cell: R-revenge! *is having a hard time getting up*

Piccolo: *lying in the seat of the chair on his stomach* hahaha!!

CAT: ARGH! *sits back down* See? What did I tell you? Their so pathetic!

Kassandra: *nods and smiles*