Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Luck of the Draw ❯ Found Out ( Chapter 5 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

"Why in the hell are you smirking? I was the one who was laughing at you!"

"Huh?" Frieza, who was now day-dreaming about humiliating Cell with his pictures snapped back into reality.

"Do you see the sixth dragonball or not!?"

"No." Frieza replied, clutching the dragon radar in his hand.

"Dammit! It's probably on the other side of the fucking planet!"

Frieza blushed with embarassment. "Or it could be that I forgot to turn the radar on."

"Idiot!"

Frieza turned on the dragonball radar and it started to beep. "I guess it is around here."

"Well, how far is it?!"

"Not to far from here."

With that the duo took off.


"Just two more dragonballs and we'll be able to wish for..."

Frieza interrupted Cell's thoughts. "It's so nice being out of hell!"

"I know. I men it's fun torturing the guards, but even that gets boring after a while!"

"And the Ginyu Force can only teach you their poses so many times!"

Cell looked at Frieza with a weird look on his face. "Uh..huh..."

"Well it's not there's anything else to do!" Frieza snapped. "At least I'm not obsessed with pinball!"

"I am not 'obsessed'! I've just played it a few thousand times! You're probably jealous because I'm good at something and you're not!"

"I'm good at fighting and ruling the universe!"

"And that's why you got defeated by Goku!"

"So, you got defeated by the son of the monkey!"

"That 'son of the monkey' was stronger than you could ever be! Besides, it was Vegeta's fault I lost because he hit me from behind!"

"Ha! It was Vegeta's fault you died! I killed that pathetic excuse of a monkey with ease!"

"Yeah, before he was a Super Saiyan! I've taken on four Super Saiyans! You died in your first fight with one!"

"Why in the hell are we arguing?"

"I don't know. We were talking about how good it is to be out of hell and the we just started arguing."

"It was your fault!"

"What!? How do you figure?!"

"You were the one who said I was jealous of your so-called 'pinball skills'!"

"You were the one who was bragging about how you can do the damn Ginyu Force poses!"

"What the hell? We're arguing again!"

"Don't look at me!"

"You think I'm the who starts them?!"

"Well it's not me!"

"Why don't we just not talk! That way we can't argue!"

"Fine! You suck at conversations anyways! I think I've had more interesting converstaions with my Cell Jrs!"


The tyrants flew in silence for about a minute before Cell decided to talk.

"Are we getting close to the dragonball yet?"

"Yeah, it's just ahead a little. Hey, I thought we weren't gonna talk!"

"Who gives a damn about that! Let's just work on getting the two remaining dragonballs!"


Back at Capsule Corporation:

"Hey, have you seen my dragon radar?" Bulma questioned Master Roshi.

Roshi hesitated. "Uh...no."

"Then why did you hesitate!?"

"Because I forgot what it was!"

"You're not a good lyer, old man!"


Vegeta entered the room that Bulma and Roshi were in. "That woman I kicked out had it."

"What woman?!" Bulma demanded from the Turtle Hermit.

"I didn't see any woman!"

"I know you're lying, so tell me the truth before I get Vegeta to kick your ass!"

"Fine! Some woman named Freeta came here looking for you."

"Freeta?"

"She said she was a friend of the family."

"I've never met anyone named Freeta, have you?" Bulma asked Vegeta.

"I make a point of not befriending earthlings...especially women!"

Bulma turned back to Master Roshi. "How did she get the dragon radar?"

"She said that she needed to borrow it."

"And you gave it to her!?"

"Who in the hell was that 'Freeta' I kicked out? She looked familiar, maybe I have met her before, but where?" Vegeta questioned himself mentally.

"Well!?" Bulma demended.

Roshi mumbled something that human ears couldn't possibly hear.

But as we all know Vegeta isn't human, and his Saiyan ears were able to hear Roshi. "He said that he traded it for a kiss."

"WHAT?!"


Frieza and Cell:

"The ball should be right down there." Frieza pointed to the group of buildings below them.

"Do you know which building?"

Frieza went to look at the radar, but his hand slipped and it went plummeting towards the earth.

Both tyrants sped down to try and get it.

Luckily Cell was able to catch it just before it would have landed.

"You almost broke the fucking dragonball radar!"

"It's not like I did it purposly!" Frieza shot back.

"Well, I don't think the radar is safe with you, so I'm gonna hang on to it!"


Capsule Corporation:

"WHAT?!" Bulma yelled.

Roshi blushed. "She was very cute, and she wanted the radar so bad. I just couldn't say no."

"Say no to this!" Bulma punched the Turtle Hermit in the face.

Vegeta snapped out of trying to figure out who Freeta was. "The woman may be rubbing off on me, but I'm rubbing off her too."


Frieza and Cell:

"It's in here." Cell said. lloking at the dragon radar.

"A McDonalds?"

"That's what it says."


The duo entered the fast food restaurant.

"Where in the hell could it be in here!?"

"Maybe back there." Frieza pointed to the kitchen where the employees were making food.


The employees screamed when the villians entered the kitchen.

Aside from the employees, a health inspecter was also in the kitchen area of the restaurant.

The inspecter examined both Cell and Frieza. "These have got to be the biggest insects I've ever seen at any restaurant!"

Cell and Frieza were too caught up in trying to find the dragonball to care about the man's comment.

The health inspecter walked up to the duo and sprayed them with Raid (bug killer).

"What the fuck are you doing!?" Cell demanded.

"The bugs won't die!" the man yelled in horror as he scurried out of the kitchen.

"That was interesting..." Cell said, watching the man escape.

"For get about him, we still have to find the dragonball!"

"Oh yeah..."


Cell and Frieza tore the kitchen apart, along with the rest of the store until there was only one place left to look.

"The playplace?"

"It's gotta be in here!"

"Well I'm not going in!" Frieza protested.

"If we wanna find it in time we'll both have to go in!"

"Alright!"


"Man, this place is bigger than it looks!" Frieza said in awe as he stood in front of the oversized jungle gym.

"Let's get looking!"

"Where do we start?"

"You start over there and I'll search over here." explained Cell.

With that the villains split up and started looking.


Cell decided to just look around on the outside, since he was too big to fit in the tubes.

Frieza on the other hand could easily fit through the tubes that made up most of the playplace.


After looking through the tubes Frieza slid down the slide to tell Cell the bad news.

"Hey that was actually pretty fun..." he thought to himself.

"Did you find it?"

"No, but one of those little maggots bit my tail! I mean a dog is understandible..."

Cell's laughing interrupted Frieza.

"It's not funny! I didn't see you in any of those tubes trying to find the damn dragonball!"

Cell's laughing haulted. "I can't fit in them!"

"Well where did you look!?"

"Alittle bit around the outside!"

"Did you look in there?" Frieza pointed to the ball pit.

"Hell no! I'm not going in there!"

"I'm not cause I had to look through all of the tubes! Besides I'm sure it has to be in there, there's no where else to look!"

"But those little rodents are in there!" Cell looked at the children covered ball pit.

"So what! You're bigger and stronger than them!" Frieza gave Cell a little pep talk.


Cell swallowed his fear and entered the ball pit.

Unfortunately for Cell all of the balls were orange.

"Great! I'm never gonna find it!"

Most of the children were frightened by Cell's appearance and fled when he enetered the ball pit.

"Why couldn't the brats at the stadium or that Chuck E Cheese place havce been scared of me?!"

Once again Frieza took the oppurtunity to humiliate Cell by snapping a few more pictures to show the guys in hell.

"What?! You brought a camera!?" Cell exclaimed, slightly embarassed.

"Of course!"

Cell had a flashback in his head of all the embarassing stunts that he had done during the course of the day. "Shit!"

The expression on Cell's face was priceless, so Frieza decided to preserve on film.

"Stop taking pictures of me!"

"Fine!" Frieza pouted. "Don't forget about the dragonball!"

"Oh yeah."

Cell started his search through the hundreds of orange balls surrounding him.


Capsule Corporation:

"Hey I got that Freeta woman on our security camera! I don't recognize her, do you Vegeta?"

Vegeta walked over to the monitor. "No."

"Oh maybe Trunks knows her."

"I doubt that! The brats is still afraid of women!"

"Oh."

Vegeta walked back over to the wall he had been leaning on when an image poped in his head, an image of Frieza. "That's is!"

"What's it, Vegeta?" Bulma questioned.

"That so-called 'Freeta' is Frieza! But I thought he was in hell!"

"Frieza?"

"Yes, I'm sure of it! I've worked with that lizard long enough to know that that was him!"

"But why would he need the dragon radar?"

Bulma and Vegeta looked at eachother. "The dragonballs!"


Frieza and Cell:

Cell emerged from the ball pit with an orange ball clenched in his hand.

The difference that sepperated ball from the others was that this ball had stars on it.

"Now we only need one more!"


To Be Continued...

Sorry bout this chapter! I promise the next chapter will be better! If I do a next chapter, it depends on you! *points to reader* Yes you! Write a review and I will write another chapter! Fair trade, right? I got this one posted in less than a week! If I get reviews I will work on getting the next chapter up in the same amount of time!