Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Luck of the Draw ❯ Shenron Summoned ( Chapter 6 )
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By: PerfectCell17 
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.28.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 288 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.28.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 288 | Status: Completed
"But how could Frieza still be alive!? I thought Trunks took care of him when he came to Earth!" Bulma yelled, still trying to register the situation.
"How the hell should I know!?" Vegeta snapped at her.
Master Roshi sat on the couch in shock. "You mean it was actually Frieza who kissed me?"
Vegeta chuckled alittle at the Turtle Hermits discomfort. "That's exactly what I mean!"
"He has the dragon radar!" a figurative lightbulb went on above Bulma's head.
"Thank you for stating the obvious!"
Bulma chose to ignore her husbands comment. "That means that he's after the dragonballs! Which could mean that he's gonna wish for immortality!"
"Shit, I never thought of that!"
"Of course you didn't!"
Cell and Frieza:
"Now we only need one more!" Cell said triumphantly, holding their newly aquired dragonball.
Frieza smirked. "We'll finally be able to get our revenge!"
"Oh, we'll get so much more than that..."
Capsule Corporation:
"How in the hell are we gonna track that sneaky bastard down without the dragonball radar!?" demanded an angry Ouji.
Bulma slammed her fists down on the table in frustration. "I don't know!"
"How? She was soooo pretty? How could she be that monster?" poor Roshi still sat in shock.
Suddenly Vegeta thought of the answer to his question. "Woman, can't you make another one of those damn radars!?"
Bulma's face brightened. "Of course I can!"
With that Bulma was off to her lab.
Cell and Frieza:
Both Frieza and Cell stood in the playplace daydreaming about exacting their revenge on the Saiyans that they hated so much, that is until girl ran into Cell, bringing him back to reality.
"Damn brat!" Cell growled at the young girl.
"Daaaadddddyyyyy!" the little girl screamed at the top of her lungs, tears streaming down her face.
The two tyrants looked at eachother with identical looks on their faces before slowly walking towards the door.
Before they could reach the door a big man appeared to block his path.
"Who the hell are you?" Cell questioned the man, until he saw that little firl standing behind him.
"I hear you've been messin' around with my little girl!"
"That little demon ran into me! What the hell did I do?!"
"She said you yelled at her!"
"Well yeah, after she ran into me I called her a damn brat!"
"She's just a little girl, buddy, you didn't have to yell at her!"
Cell, who was getting REALLY fed up with earthlings, especially children, walked away.
"What the hell is up with these fucking humans!?" Cell clenched his fists, oh how he wanted to use them.
"I don't know."
"Just think, they use to be scared of us!"
Frieza sighed. "What went wrong?"
The duo continued towards the exit, that is until their path was once again blocked.
"You're not getting away that easily, buddy!"
Cell rolled his eyes, once again walking away.
The man grabbed Cell's arm.
This man was really starting to push Cell's buttons. "Let go of me NOW YOU FUCKING EARTH TRASH!"
"I will once you apologize to 'Kura!" the man gestured to the girl.
Cell supressed his urge to send the man to hell, deciding he'd then have to put up with him when they returned.
"Well?!"
Cell pulled his arm away from the man and flicked him in the forehead, causing him to go flying across the store.
Frieza started laughing as the two finally made their wat out of that kami-forsaken place.
Capsule Corporation:
Bulma continued working in her lab, making another dragon radar.
Vegeta had called Kakarot over to explain the current events, but he just wasn't getting it.
"Huh?" Goku had a really confused expression on his face.
Vegeta sighed in frustration. "You are such a MORON! What don't you get!? Frieza is back and he's after the dragonballs!"
The puzzled look remained on the taller Saiyan's face.
Vegeta rubbed his temples. "This is gonna take a while!"
Back to the Tyrants:
"Dammit!" Cell cursed.
"What's wrong?"
"I can't find the last fucking dragonball!"
"That sucks!"
"Let's fly around, maybe it'll show up on the radar once we're closer."
Capsule Corp.:
"Oooooo."
"You get it now!?" Vegeta asked the younger Saiyan VERY impatiently.
Goku smiled that classic Son smile. "Yep!"
"Finally! Now what are we gonna do? We can't get him until the woman finishes that damn radar!"
"I guess we'll just have to wait!"
"What do you want to do 'til then?"
"Wanna spar?"
Vegeta powered up, he really need to work off the frustration that Kakarot caused him.
With that the two full-blooded Saiyans took off to spar.
"That couldn't have been Frieza, she was sooo cute! It's just not fair." Roshi moped, sitting alone in the Capsule Corp livingroom.
'Freeta' and the 'Grasshopper':
"I see it!" Cell exclaimed.
"Good, is it close?"
"Not really, it's way on the other end of the radar."
"Oh well, let's go get it!"
"Alright!"
The villains took to the sky in search of the only thing standing between them and revenge...or so they thought.
"Why the hell did you take tose pictures of me?!" Cell demanded from his partner.
"Because you took pictures of me, it's only fair!"
Cell hmphed.
"...Besides, you looked sooo cute!" Frieza teased.
"Don't think I was the ONLY 'cute one, Freeta!"
"Oh well, atleast I wasn't signing autographs for a plague of human brats!"
"I wasn't 'signing autographs', I was getting us a dragonball!"
"Oh yeah, well..."
The tyrants continued to argue.
Capsule Corporation:
"Ha! I totally kicked your pathetic third-class ass, Kakarot!" the proud Saiyan no Ouji gloated.
Goku put his hand behind his head. "I guess you gotta lose sometimes!"
"...Or everytime you're up against me!" Vegeta gave a very arrogant smirk.
Bulma came ruuning into the room. "I finished the dragon radar!"
"About time!" Vegeta complained.
Bulma glared at her husband. "Excuse me, mister high and mighty Saiyan Prince, but if it wasn't for me you wouldn't even have a dragonball radar!"
Vegeta grunted and went to take the dragon radar, but Bulma moved it before he could grab it. "What the hell are you doing?!"
"I'm not giving you it until you apologize!"
"What!?"
"You heard me! If you want the radar, say you're sorry."
Vegeta clenched his fists and swallowed his pride. "Gomen nasai...baka onna."
Bulma handed over the dragon radar, it wasn't exact idea of an apology, but what can you expect from Vegeta?
"Come on, Kakarot! Lets go stop that bastard before he can get the dragonballs!"
Frieza and Cell:
"It's just up here!" Cell shouted to Frieza, with a hint of excitement in his voice.
Frieza smiled, evily, of course. "Those monkeys are going to know the wrath of Frieza!"
"Don't forget about me! I've done half the work!"
"Fine! THEY WILL KNOW THE WRATH OF FRIEZA...and Cell!"
"Hey!"
"Fine, I'll do it again..."
Kakarot and Vegeta:
"Shit! According to the radar, that lizard already has six dragonballs and is on his way to get the seventh!" Vegeta explained.
"Where is the seventh ball?"
"Very close to here!"
"Who's closer to it, us or Frieza?"
"He is, but not by much! If you move your ass we might be able to beat him!"
"Okay!"
Both of the Saiyans, who were in their normal state, powered up to Super Saiyans and continued towards the final dragonball.
Cell and Frieza:
The duo landed in an empty field.
"The radar says it's right around here."
"Let's split up, we'll find it faster." Frieza suggested.
"Good idea. You look that way and I'll look this way!"
"Okay, yell if you find it!"
After merely a couple of minutes Frieza held the seventh dragonball high in his hand. "Cell, I found it!"
Cell ran over to his partner.
"We'll finally be able to make our wish!" Frieza said gleefully.
"That was such a brilliant idea Frieza!" Cell praised, referring to their discussion on the bus to Earth.
"Okay Cell, give me your balls!"
That statement didn't sound right to Cell and started cracking up.
"What's your problem?"
"What's wrong Frieza? Don't have your own balls?"
A slight blushline crossed over Frieza's face. "That's not what I meant! Give me your damn dragonballs so we can make our wish!"
Cell, who was still giggling handed over the dragonballs he had on him.
When all seven dragonballs were together Frieza raised his hands to the sky. "Arise dragon!" (Doesn't that sound weird coming from Frieza?)
The dragonballs started to glow, and the sky started to blacken.
Vegeta and Goku:
The two Super Saiyans noticed the sky getting darker.
Vegeta looked at the dragon radar. "Shit! Shit! Shit! He's calling the dragon!"
"Oh no!"
"Come on! We might still might have a chance!"
The Tyrants:
Shenron appeared and was looming above Cell and Frieza. "Why have you summoned me?"
Cell and Frieza looked at eachother.
"We want to wish for..."
To Be Continued...
A/N: Sorry about this chapter, it was mainly suppose to expalin about whats happening, so it wasn't very interesting. Besides I've been kinda depressed and just couldn't seem to write anything humorous. But I promise I will make the next chapter better, it may not be too lone because it's gonna wrap it up. Believe me, you're not gonna expect their wish...
But then again you may not see a next chapter, that is unless I get some reviews. Please! Thanks to those of you who already have!
If you wanna read more humor or angst check out my other fics!
Okay one more thing, I want anyine who reads this to write in their review either Goku or Vegeta. The reason I want you to do this will be revealed in the next chapter, which will hopefully be up by wednesday, if I get those reviews! ^_^
"How the hell should I know!?" Vegeta snapped at her.
Master Roshi sat on the couch in shock. "You mean it was actually Frieza who kissed me?"
Vegeta chuckled alittle at the Turtle Hermits discomfort. "That's exactly what I mean!"
"He has the dragon radar!" a figurative lightbulb went on above Bulma's head.
"Thank you for stating the obvious!"
Bulma chose to ignore her husbands comment. "That means that he's after the dragonballs! Which could mean that he's gonna wish for immortality!"
"Shit, I never thought of that!"
"Of course you didn't!"
Cell and Frieza:
"Now we only need one more!" Cell said triumphantly, holding their newly aquired dragonball.
Frieza smirked. "We'll finally be able to get our revenge!"
"Oh, we'll get so much more than that..."
Capsule Corporation:
"How in the hell are we gonna track that sneaky bastard down without the dragonball radar!?" demanded an angry Ouji.
Bulma slammed her fists down on the table in frustration. "I don't know!"
"How? She was soooo pretty? How could she be that monster?" poor Roshi still sat in shock.
Suddenly Vegeta thought of the answer to his question. "Woman, can't you make another one of those damn radars!?"
Bulma's face brightened. "Of course I can!"
With that Bulma was off to her lab.
Cell and Frieza:
Both Frieza and Cell stood in the playplace daydreaming about exacting their revenge on the Saiyans that they hated so much, that is until girl ran into Cell, bringing him back to reality.
"Damn brat!" Cell growled at the young girl.
"Daaaadddddyyyyy!" the little girl screamed at the top of her lungs, tears streaming down her face.
The two tyrants looked at eachother with identical looks on their faces before slowly walking towards the door.
Before they could reach the door a big man appeared to block his path.
"Who the hell are you?" Cell questioned the man, until he saw that little firl standing behind him.
"I hear you've been messin' around with my little girl!"
"That little demon ran into me! What the hell did I do?!"
"She said you yelled at her!"
"Well yeah, after she ran into me I called her a damn brat!"
"She's just a little girl, buddy, you didn't have to yell at her!"
Cell, who was getting REALLY fed up with earthlings, especially children, walked away.
"What the hell is up with these fucking humans!?" Cell clenched his fists, oh how he wanted to use them.
"I don't know."
"Just think, they use to be scared of us!"
Frieza sighed. "What went wrong?"
The duo continued towards the exit, that is until their path was once again blocked.
"You're not getting away that easily, buddy!"
Cell rolled his eyes, once again walking away.
The man grabbed Cell's arm.
This man was really starting to push Cell's buttons. "Let go of me NOW YOU FUCKING EARTH TRASH!"
"I will once you apologize to 'Kura!" the man gestured to the girl.
Cell supressed his urge to send the man to hell, deciding he'd then have to put up with him when they returned.
"Well?!"
Cell pulled his arm away from the man and flicked him in the forehead, causing him to go flying across the store.
Frieza started laughing as the two finally made their wat out of that kami-forsaken place.
Capsule Corporation:
Bulma continued working in her lab, making another dragon radar.
Vegeta had called Kakarot over to explain the current events, but he just wasn't getting it.
"Huh?" Goku had a really confused expression on his face.
Vegeta sighed in frustration. "You are such a MORON! What don't you get!? Frieza is back and he's after the dragonballs!"
The puzzled look remained on the taller Saiyan's face.
Vegeta rubbed his temples. "This is gonna take a while!"
Back to the Tyrants:
"Dammit!" Cell cursed.
"What's wrong?"
"I can't find the last fucking dragonball!"
"That sucks!"
"Let's fly around, maybe it'll show up on the radar once we're closer."
Capsule Corp.:
"Oooooo."
"You get it now!?" Vegeta asked the younger Saiyan VERY impatiently.
Goku smiled that classic Son smile. "Yep!"
"Finally! Now what are we gonna do? We can't get him until the woman finishes that damn radar!"
"I guess we'll just have to wait!"
"What do you want to do 'til then?"
"Wanna spar?"
Vegeta powered up, he really need to work off the frustration that Kakarot caused him.
With that the two full-blooded Saiyans took off to spar.
"That couldn't have been Frieza, she was sooo cute! It's just not fair." Roshi moped, sitting alone in the Capsule Corp livingroom.
'Freeta' and the 'Grasshopper':
"I see it!" Cell exclaimed.
"Good, is it close?"
"Not really, it's way on the other end of the radar."
"Oh well, let's go get it!"
"Alright!"
The villains took to the sky in search of the only thing standing between them and revenge...or so they thought.
"Why the hell did you take tose pictures of me?!" Cell demanded from his partner.
"Because you took pictures of me, it's only fair!"
Cell hmphed.
"...Besides, you looked sooo cute!" Frieza teased.
"Don't think I was the ONLY 'cute one, Freeta!"
"Oh well, atleast I wasn't signing autographs for a plague of human brats!"
"I wasn't 'signing autographs', I was getting us a dragonball!"
"Oh yeah, well..."
The tyrants continued to argue.
Capsule Corporation:
"Ha! I totally kicked your pathetic third-class ass, Kakarot!" the proud Saiyan no Ouji gloated.
Goku put his hand behind his head. "I guess you gotta lose sometimes!"
"...Or everytime you're up against me!" Vegeta gave a very arrogant smirk.
Bulma came ruuning into the room. "I finished the dragon radar!"
"About time!" Vegeta complained.
Bulma glared at her husband. "Excuse me, mister high and mighty Saiyan Prince, but if it wasn't for me you wouldn't even have a dragonball radar!"
Vegeta grunted and went to take the dragon radar, but Bulma moved it before he could grab it. "What the hell are you doing?!"
"I'm not giving you it until you apologize!"
"What!?"
"You heard me! If you want the radar, say you're sorry."
Vegeta clenched his fists and swallowed his pride. "Gomen nasai...baka onna."
Bulma handed over the dragon radar, it wasn't exact idea of an apology, but what can you expect from Vegeta?
"Come on, Kakarot! Lets go stop that bastard before he can get the dragonballs!"
Frieza and Cell:
"It's just up here!" Cell shouted to Frieza, with a hint of excitement in his voice.
Frieza smiled, evily, of course. "Those monkeys are going to know the wrath of Frieza!"
"Don't forget about me! I've done half the work!"
"Fine! THEY WILL KNOW THE WRATH OF FRIEZA...and Cell!"
"Hey!"
"Fine, I'll do it again..."
Kakarot and Vegeta:
"Shit! According to the radar, that lizard already has six dragonballs and is on his way to get the seventh!" Vegeta explained.
"Where is the seventh ball?"
"Very close to here!"
"Who's closer to it, us or Frieza?"
"He is, but not by much! If you move your ass we might be able to beat him!"
"Okay!"
Both of the Saiyans, who were in their normal state, powered up to Super Saiyans and continued towards the final dragonball.
Cell and Frieza:
The duo landed in an empty field.
"The radar says it's right around here."
"Let's split up, we'll find it faster." Frieza suggested.
"Good idea. You look that way and I'll look this way!"
"Okay, yell if you find it!"
After merely a couple of minutes Frieza held the seventh dragonball high in his hand. "Cell, I found it!"
Cell ran over to his partner.
"We'll finally be able to make our wish!" Frieza said gleefully.
"That was such a brilliant idea Frieza!" Cell praised, referring to their discussion on the bus to Earth.
"Okay Cell, give me your balls!"
That statement didn't sound right to Cell and started cracking up.
"What's your problem?"
"What's wrong Frieza? Don't have your own balls?"
A slight blushline crossed over Frieza's face. "That's not what I meant! Give me your damn dragonballs so we can make our wish!"
Cell, who was still giggling handed over the dragonballs he had on him.
When all seven dragonballs were together Frieza raised his hands to the sky. "Arise dragon!" (Doesn't that sound weird coming from Frieza?)
The dragonballs started to glow, and the sky started to blacken.
Vegeta and Goku:
The two Super Saiyans noticed the sky getting darker.
Vegeta looked at the dragon radar. "Shit! Shit! Shit! He's calling the dragon!"
"Oh no!"
"Come on! We might still might have a chance!"
The Tyrants:
Shenron appeared and was looming above Cell and Frieza. "Why have you summoned me?"
Cell and Frieza looked at eachother.
"We want to wish for..."
To Be Continued...
A/N: Sorry about this chapter, it was mainly suppose to expalin about whats happening, so it wasn't very interesting. Besides I've been kinda depressed and just couldn't seem to write anything humorous. But I promise I will make the next chapter better, it may not be too lone because it's gonna wrap it up. Believe me, you're not gonna expect their wish...
But then again you may not see a next chapter, that is unless I get some reviews. Please! Thanks to those of you who already have!
If you wanna read more humor or angst check out my other fics!
Okay one more thing, I want anyine who reads this to write in their review either Goku or Vegeta. The reason I want you to do this will be revealed in the next chapter, which will hopefully be up by wednesday, if I get those reviews! ^_^