Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Luck of the Draw ❯ Monkey See Monkey Do ( Chapter 7 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
"We want to wish for both of us to be alive again!" Frieza told his wish to Shenron.
Kakarot and Vegeta:
"Dammit! The dragon probably already granted that slippery bastards wish!" Vegeta exclaimed at his rival.
"They haven't gotten their wish yet!" a mysterious voice from the sky said.
"Huh? Oh, it's King Kai! Hi King Kai!" Goku greeted his former martial arts master.
"Frieza and Cell..."
"What Cell!?" the Saiyan no Ouji cut King Kai off.
"Yes, I'm afraid that Cell's with him too."
"I thought they were in hell."
"They won a twenty four hour trip to earth. But anyways, the reason I'm talking to you guys is that individually you are not strong enough to defeat Cell and Frieza..."
"What?! We already kicked both of their asses! Why can't we do it again?!" Vegeta demanded from the Kai.
"Their strength has tremendously increased. They are know even stronger than you two. I'm afraid you two will have to fuse."
Frieza, Cell and Shenron:
"That wish can not be granted."
"What the fuck?! Why not?!" Cell yelled.
"I'm afraid that I only have the power to revive one of you."
Vegeta and Goku:
"Fuse? You expect me to fuse with Kakarot? Hell no, my IQ will probably deplete down to nothing!"
"That's not true, Vegeta. I took this test once and it said I have an IQ of seventy three!" Goku said proudly.
Vegeta started laughing. "That's a high IQ...for a Namek! The average IQ of a Saiyan is one hundred and twelve!"
"But I was raised here on Earth."
"Even a human's IQ isn't that pitiful! It has to be atleast a hundred! Just look at the woman!"
"Bulma's a genious though..."
"Will you two be quiet!? In case you've forgotten Cell and Frieza have summoned Shenron! You have to fuse!"
"There's no way in hell that I'm fusing with Kakarot!"
"Come on, Vegeta. It's our only choice."
Vegeta clenched his fists. "Fine!"
"Okay, do you know how to do the fusion dance?"
"What the hell is that!?"
"I'll take that as a no."
The tyrants and the dragon:
"Who are you going to wish for?" Shenron asked.
Frieza looked at Cell. "Who are we gonna revive?"
"I think it should be me."
"Why you?"
"Because I'm stronger, I could do more damage."
"Well, I think it should be me!"
"And why do you think that?"
"I've been in hell longer, therefore I should be the one who gets to leave!"
The two full-blooded Saiyans:
Goku just finished showing Vegeta the steps to the fusion dance.
Vegeta raised an eyebrow. "I'm suppose to do that?"
"Yep!"
"Uh...huh..."
"Okay, are you ready?"
"Do I have a choice?"
"Not if you want to beat Cell and Frieza!"
"Whatever, let's just get this over with!"
"FUSION-HA" the Super Saiyans shouted in unison, doing the actions.
Two Villains and An Eternal Dragon:
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
The Fused Being:
From the smoke emerged the Vegeta/Goku fusion.
"What's our name?" Goku questioned his counterpart.
"How the hell should I know?!"
"Well, we need a name!"
"Oh and that's sooo much more important than killing those bastards." Vegeta stated sarcastically.
"No, but I don't want to be nameless."
"YOU'RE NAMES GOGETA! AND YOU GUYS FUSED WRONG!" shouted Kaio-sama (King Kai)
"Oh, we're Gogeta..."
"How in the hell could we have fused wrong?!"
"It's because of YOU Vegeta! You have your darn fist clenched!"
"How do know we fused wrong, Kai!?"
"First of all, it's King Kai to you..."
Vegeta hmphed.
"And secondly, look at yourself!"
Gogeta looked at himself and practically screamed in horror.
The Wishers and the Wishee:
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"I'm waiting." Shenron said, starting to get impatient.
Hearing Shenron popped both Cell and Frieza out of their 'me' argument.
"Damn, we're never gonna decide!"
"If you would just let me get revived then we wouldn't have to decide!" Cell explained.
"Well, why can't we decide by picking me instead of you!?"
"Because!"
"Because why!?"
Gogeta:
"Wh-what the hell happened?!" Gogeta demanded, looking at the wrinkles covering his skin.
"There are side effects of screwing up the fusion dance, and one of them is aging." Kaio-sama informed Gogeta.
"Shit! How are we suppose to fight Cell and Frieza if we're like a hundred years old?!"
"You're power hasn't decreased, but your limits as a fighter have. Now you can only preform the moves that an old man can do."
"Dammit! We're gonna get our ass kicked!"
"Well, you guys gotta atleast try, if not it'll be the end of Earth."
"Great, we might as well just kill ourself and save them the trouble of doing it!"
"Will you shut up?! If you don't go now you might as well kiss the planet goodbye!"
"Okay, we're going!"
Gogeta took off towards Shenron.
"Shit! Even our speed is slower!"
Frieza, Cell and Shenron:
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Just let me get wished back..."
"What!?" Frieza demanded.
"If you'll let me finish, I won the last hell draw, so that will disqualify me from winning the next one."
"And what about me!?"
"Hopefully you'll win next years draw, and by then the dragonballs will be reactivated!"
"If I don't win!?"
"You know more people, you have an easier chance of going with whoever wins!"
"Are you going to make a wish or not?" a very annoyed Shenron asked.
"So, can I get revived?"
"Fine!" Frieza finally agreed.
"Okay, I want to wish myself back..."
Gogeta landed beside the duo and the dragon.
"What the hell? Who is that?" Frieza asked.
"I'm Gogeta!"
"Gogeta?"
"I think Goku and Vegeta fused." Cell told Frieza.
"That is correct, and we have already killed your sorry asses once and we will do it again!"
Both Cell and Frieza started laughing.
"What are you laughing at!?" Gogeta demanded.
"I don't like fighting with seniors!" Cell laughed.
Gogeta hmphed. "You just keep laughing!"
Both tyrants kept laughing.
"Frieza will be beaten by a Saiyan, again!" Gogeta chuckled.
"Shut up, you're nothing but a monkey!" Frieza snapped.
"Your wish has been granted." Shenron spoke as he faded away. "Farewell."
"What wish?! I didn't wish for anything!" Frieza yelled at the disappearing dragon.
The dragon completely vanished and the dragonballs scattered.
"You wasted the wish Frieza!" Cell yelled.
"On what?!"
The duo heard strange, animal-like sounds coming from behind them.
They turned around to see what it was, and there was a monkey replacing Gogeta.
"You wished Gogeta into a monkey!" Cell grabbed his camera. "Shit, I'm outta pictures!"
"I'm not." Frieza snapped some pictures of the monkey a.k.a Gogeta.
"Hey since we're both going back to hell why don't we just kill Gogeta and get sent back early?"
Freza smirked. "I'll finally get my revenge!"
To be continued...
Sorry, I know this was suppose to be the last chapter, but I thought this was a good place to end it. I hope you liked this chapter, and I hope you were surprised about the wish! That's why I was asking between Kakarot and Vegeta, but thanks to an awesome idea from LunaticChaos I decided to go with Gogeta.
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