Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Luck of the Draw ❯ One Hour Photo ( Chapter 8 )
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By: PerfectCell17 
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.31.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 263 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.31.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 263 | Status: Completed
"Even if we didn't get wished back to life, we'll still get to kill both Goku and Vegeta!" Cell said happily.
Frieza raised his hand and prepared to fire a ki blast at the oblivious primate.
He fired his blast, but before the blast could hit Gogeta, Piccolo appeared to block it.
"What the hell? Why is that Namek here?!" Frieza demanded.
"I'm here to make sure that you don't kill Gogeta!" Piccolo pointed to the monkey.
"How did you know that was Gogeta?" Cell asked.
"I have good ears. I came hear when I heard the wish."
Cell looked at Frieza. "Oh well, we'll be able to kill this pitiful Namek with ease."
"I guess you're right! Then we'll finish that monkey off!"
"Let me kill him."
"Why you?!"
"Because I haven't had a chance to kill him yet!" explained Cell.
"Neither have I!"
"But I want to!"
"And I don't?!"
"I know a way to settle this!"
"So do I!"
The tyrants got into their fighting stances.
"Are they going to fight?" Piccolo mentally asked himself.
"Paper, scissors, rock!" the two shouted in unison.
"What the hell are they doing?"
"Paper, scissors, rock!"
"Dammit, we keep getting the same!" complained Frieza.
"Maybe I should get Goku out of here since Cell and Frieza are distracted." Piccolo thought.
With that Piccolo carrrying the primate version of Gogeta took off into the air.
Unfortunately they didn't get very far, because shortly after they took off Gogeta 'ooking' (or whatever sound monkeys make!), getting the attention of Frieza and Cell.
"Shit! The Namek and the monkey are getting away!" shouted Frieza.
"Let's just both go after him, and whoever kills him can kill Gogeta!"
"Okay, you're on!"
They shot off after Piccolo, but before they could get to him someone appeared to stop them.
"What the fuck?! Our twenty four hours isn't over yet!" Cell demanded from Baba.
"King Yemma heard about your plans to kill Gogeta and Piccolo, and sent me to take you back early for violating the rules."
"But we didn't even kill either of them yet!" Cell protested.
"But you were about to." replied Baba.
"Dammit!" the duo exclaimed in unison.
"I'm afraid that you two have to come with me."
"But I never even got a chance to develop my pictures!" pouted Cell.
"King Yemma has a one hour photo at the check in station that I'm sure you could use."
"Well at least going back to hell won't be THAT bad since I'll be able to show everyone the pictures I got of Cell!" Freiza thought to himself.
"Touch me so I can teleport you two to the check in station." Baba commanded the duo.
Frieza and Cell decided not to argue and obeyed Baba.
As soon as they touched her, Baba vanished, leaving Piccolo all alone.
Piccolo looked at the monkey he was still holding. "Dammit! How am I suppose to tell Bulma and Chi Chi that their husbands are a monkey?!"
Just then the two monkeys that made up Gogeta divided into two seperate monkeys.
Piccolo looked at the two monkeys.
"I'm guessing that this is one is Vegeta." he looked at the spandex clad primate. "So this one must be Goku."
Piccolo proceeded to fly towards Capsule Corp. "Maybe I should tell Bulma first...because I don't think I'd live to tell her if I told Chi Chi first."
Cell, Baba, and Frieza appeared infront of King Yemma's desk.
King Yemma looked down at the two villains. "You have abused the priviledge of going back to Earth. What do you have to say for yourselves?"
"Damn that monkey!" was all Frieza said.
"But we didn't even kill anyone! That's bull shit!" Cell spat at Yemma.
"Do not speak to King Yemma like that!" Baba warned Cell.
"It's okay, Baba. But as punishment for your actions, I am disqualifying both of you from the hell draws for the next ten years!"
"What!?" the tyrants yelled in unison.
"I heard your plans to come back next year, and I am not going to give you that oppurtunity.
"That's not fair! We didn't even do anything!" argued Frieza.
"What's not fair is you two abusing your trip to Earth. I have nothing left to say. You can go back to hell, where you belong."
"But what about my pictures?" pouted Cell.
"Oh yes, King Yemma, may Frieza and Cell develop some pictures in your photo lab?" Baba questioned on behalf of the villains.
"I usually only let people from the upper world develop their pictures here, but I will make an exception."
"Because those are very humiliating pictures." Yemma added in his head.
Frieza and Cell handed their cameras over to King Yemma.
"I will have them ready in one hour. Come back then."
"But what do we do 'til then?" wondered Frieza.
"I don't know, go play on Snake Way or something." Yemma replied.
The two started heading towards Snake Way when they spotted a BIG screen TV.
They couldn't help but laugh at what was on it. There was Piccolo flying with the monkey versions of Vegeta and Goku.
"Can we watch TV instead?"
"As long as you don't bug me, I don't care." King Yemma told the tyrants.
"Okay, can we have some popcorn?" asked Cell.
"Now you're pushing it."
Back on Earth (or the TV):
Piccolo knocked on the front door of Capsule Corp.
Bulma opened the door and laughed when she saw the two primates. "Awwwww, this one looks like Vegeta!"
"Actually, he IS Vegeta."
"What!?"
"Cell and Frieza wished him and Goku into monkeys."
"You mean Vegeta is that monkey?" Bulma asked in disbelief.
Piccolo nodded as he put 'Vegeta' down.
"We can wish him back, right?"
"Yes, but not until the dragonballs are active again."
Bulma looked at the spandex sporting chimp that stood before her and laughed. "Well, atleast I won't have to listen to his bitching for another year."
'Vegeta' folded his arms over his chest.
Bulma laughed again. "His attitude hasn't changed!"
"I have to go tell Chi Chi now."
"Good luck, bye Piccolo."
With that Piccolo took off and started flying towards Mount Paozu. "I'll need it."
Cell and Frieza:
Frieza and Cell sat infront of the TV with a bowl of popcorn, laughing their asses off.
"This is great!" Cell said, stuffing a handful of popcorn into his mouth.
Frieza was laughing too hard to comment.
Piccolo (the TV):
Piccolo arrived in front of Goku's house and knocked on the door.
Gohan opened the door. "Hey Piccolo!"
"Hi Gohan."
"What's with the monkey?"
Piccolo hesitated before answering. "That monkey is Goku."
"T-that monkey's my dad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so."
'Goku' jumped out of Piccolo's arms and ran into the house.
"Where's your mother?" Piccolo questioned Gohan.
"I'll tell you where I am, right here! And what the hell is a monkey doing in the house!?" Chi Chi demanded.
"Maybe you should tell her, Gohan."
Gohan nodded and explained what happened to Chi Chi.
A few minutes later Chi Chi's scream could be heard all across the mountain.
"Uh, mom are you okay?"
"Yeah, why wouldn't I be? Just because me husband is a monkey..." Chi Chi fainted.
Gohan was able to catch his mother before she could hit the ground.
"Are you gonna be able to look after your dad until your mom wakes up?"
Before Gohan could answer they heard a bang come from inside the house.
The two fighters looked at eachother. "Dad!" "Goku!"
Cell and Frieza:
The duo still sat infront of the TV.
"I think this is even better than killing them!" Frieza laughed.
"I don't know about that, but it's a hell of alot funnier!"
Cell reached into the popcorn bowl to get more popcorn, but the bowl was empty. "Damn, we're outta popcorn!"
Frieza spotted one of King Yemma's workers. "Can you get us some more popcorn?"
The worker nodded.
"And some pop too!" added Cell.
The villains turned their attention back to the TV.
To be continued...
Yes, I dragged out another chapter. Sorry for not ending it there, but I didn't feel like writing anymore. I wrote basically this whole chapter in school today. (Not like there's anything else to do ^_^) Anyways I'm pretty damn sure that the next chapter will be the last. If there's a next chapter, there won't be if I don't get any reviews.
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Thank you everybody who has reviewed, I REALLY appreciate it.
Oh yeah, sorry about the confusion in the last chapter, but I went back and fixed the wish.
I should be able to get the next chapter up by the weekend!
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Frieza raised his hand and prepared to fire a ki blast at the oblivious primate.
He fired his blast, but before the blast could hit Gogeta, Piccolo appeared to block it.
"What the hell? Why is that Namek here?!" Frieza demanded.
"I'm here to make sure that you don't kill Gogeta!" Piccolo pointed to the monkey.
"How did you know that was Gogeta?" Cell asked.
"I have good ears. I came hear when I heard the wish."
Cell looked at Frieza. "Oh well, we'll be able to kill this pitiful Namek with ease."
"I guess you're right! Then we'll finish that monkey off!"
"Let me kill him."
"Why you?!"
"Because I haven't had a chance to kill him yet!" explained Cell.
"Neither have I!"
"But I want to!"
"And I don't?!"
"I know a way to settle this!"
"So do I!"
The tyrants got into their fighting stances.
"Are they going to fight?" Piccolo mentally asked himself.
"Paper, scissors, rock!" the two shouted in unison.
"What the hell are they doing?"
"Paper, scissors, rock!"
"Dammit, we keep getting the same!" complained Frieza.
"Maybe I should get Goku out of here since Cell and Frieza are distracted." Piccolo thought.
With that Piccolo carrrying the primate version of Gogeta took off into the air.
Unfortunately they didn't get very far, because shortly after they took off Gogeta 'ooking' (or whatever sound monkeys make!), getting the attention of Frieza and Cell.
"Shit! The Namek and the monkey are getting away!" shouted Frieza.
"Let's just both go after him, and whoever kills him can kill Gogeta!"
"Okay, you're on!"
They shot off after Piccolo, but before they could get to him someone appeared to stop them.
"What the fuck?! Our twenty four hours isn't over yet!" Cell demanded from Baba.
"King Yemma heard about your plans to kill Gogeta and Piccolo, and sent me to take you back early for violating the rules."
"But we didn't even kill either of them yet!" Cell protested.
"But you were about to." replied Baba.
"Dammit!" the duo exclaimed in unison.
"I'm afraid that you two have to come with me."
"But I never even got a chance to develop my pictures!" pouted Cell.
"King Yemma has a one hour photo at the check in station that I'm sure you could use."
"Well at least going back to hell won't be THAT bad since I'll be able to show everyone the pictures I got of Cell!" Freiza thought to himself.
"Touch me so I can teleport you two to the check in station." Baba commanded the duo.
Frieza and Cell decided not to argue and obeyed Baba.
As soon as they touched her, Baba vanished, leaving Piccolo all alone.
Piccolo looked at the monkey he was still holding. "Dammit! How am I suppose to tell Bulma and Chi Chi that their husbands are a monkey?!"
Just then the two monkeys that made up Gogeta divided into two seperate monkeys.
Piccolo looked at the two monkeys.
"I'm guessing that this is one is Vegeta." he looked at the spandex clad primate. "So this one must be Goku."
Piccolo proceeded to fly towards Capsule Corp. "Maybe I should tell Bulma first...because I don't think I'd live to tell her if I told Chi Chi first."
Cell, Baba, and Frieza appeared infront of King Yemma's desk.
King Yemma looked down at the two villains. "You have abused the priviledge of going back to Earth. What do you have to say for yourselves?"
"Damn that monkey!" was all Frieza said.
"But we didn't even kill anyone! That's bull shit!" Cell spat at Yemma.
"Do not speak to King Yemma like that!" Baba warned Cell.
"It's okay, Baba. But as punishment for your actions, I am disqualifying both of you from the hell draws for the next ten years!"
"What!?" the tyrants yelled in unison.
"I heard your plans to come back next year, and I am not going to give you that oppurtunity.
"That's not fair! We didn't even do anything!" argued Frieza.
"What's not fair is you two abusing your trip to Earth. I have nothing left to say. You can go back to hell, where you belong."
"But what about my pictures?" pouted Cell.
"Oh yes, King Yemma, may Frieza and Cell develop some pictures in your photo lab?" Baba questioned on behalf of the villains.
"I usually only let people from the upper world develop their pictures here, but I will make an exception."
"Because those are very humiliating pictures." Yemma added in his head.
Frieza and Cell handed their cameras over to King Yemma.
"I will have them ready in one hour. Come back then."
"But what do we do 'til then?" wondered Frieza.
"I don't know, go play on Snake Way or something." Yemma replied.
The two started heading towards Snake Way when they spotted a BIG screen TV.
They couldn't help but laugh at what was on it. There was Piccolo flying with the monkey versions of Vegeta and Goku.
"Can we watch TV instead?"
"As long as you don't bug me, I don't care." King Yemma told the tyrants.
"Okay, can we have some popcorn?" asked Cell.
"Now you're pushing it."
Back on Earth (or the TV):
Piccolo knocked on the front door of Capsule Corp.
Bulma opened the door and laughed when she saw the two primates. "Awwwww, this one looks like Vegeta!"
"Actually, he IS Vegeta."
"What!?"
"Cell and Frieza wished him and Goku into monkeys."
"You mean Vegeta is that monkey?" Bulma asked in disbelief.
Piccolo nodded as he put 'Vegeta' down.
"We can wish him back, right?"
"Yes, but not until the dragonballs are active again."
Bulma looked at the spandex sporting chimp that stood before her and laughed. "Well, atleast I won't have to listen to his bitching for another year."
'Vegeta' folded his arms over his chest.
Bulma laughed again. "His attitude hasn't changed!"
"I have to go tell Chi Chi now."
"Good luck, bye Piccolo."
With that Piccolo took off and started flying towards Mount Paozu. "I'll need it."
Cell and Frieza:
Frieza and Cell sat infront of the TV with a bowl of popcorn, laughing their asses off.
"This is great!" Cell said, stuffing a handful of popcorn into his mouth.
Frieza was laughing too hard to comment.
Piccolo (the TV):
Piccolo arrived in front of Goku's house and knocked on the door.
Gohan opened the door. "Hey Piccolo!"
"Hi Gohan."
"What's with the monkey?"
Piccolo hesitated before answering. "That monkey is Goku."
"T-that monkey's my dad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so."
'Goku' jumped out of Piccolo's arms and ran into the house.
"Where's your mother?" Piccolo questioned Gohan.
"I'll tell you where I am, right here! And what the hell is a monkey doing in the house!?" Chi Chi demanded.
"Maybe you should tell her, Gohan."
Gohan nodded and explained what happened to Chi Chi.
A few minutes later Chi Chi's scream could be heard all across the mountain.
"Uh, mom are you okay?"
"Yeah, why wouldn't I be? Just because me husband is a monkey..." Chi Chi fainted.
Gohan was able to catch his mother before she could hit the ground.
"Are you gonna be able to look after your dad until your mom wakes up?"
Before Gohan could answer they heard a bang come from inside the house.
The two fighters looked at eachother. "Dad!" "Goku!"
Cell and Frieza:
The duo still sat infront of the TV.
"I think this is even better than killing them!" Frieza laughed.
"I don't know about that, but it's a hell of alot funnier!"
Cell reached into the popcorn bowl to get more popcorn, but the bowl was empty. "Damn, we're outta popcorn!"
Frieza spotted one of King Yemma's workers. "Can you get us some more popcorn?"
The worker nodded.
"And some pop too!" added Cell.
The villains turned their attention back to the TV.
To be continued...
Yes, I dragged out another chapter. Sorry for not ending it there, but I didn't feel like writing anymore. I wrote basically this whole chapter in school today. (Not like there's anything else to do ^_^) Anyways I'm pretty damn sure that the next chapter will be the last. If there's a next chapter, there won't be if I don't get any reviews.
No Reviews = No Chapters Reviews = Chapters
Thank you everybody who has reviewed, I REALLY appreciate it.
Oh yeah, sorry about the confusion in the last chapter, but I went back and fixed the wish.
I should be able to get the next chapter up by the weekend!
Wanna read more til then? Check out some of my other fics!
Vegeta fans: Check out my Veggie shrine at www.freewebs.com/vegeta_lover (or click on my bio). Has lots of pics, humor and more!