Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Luck of the Draw ❯ Story Time ( Chapter 9 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Piccolo and Gohan (the TV):

Gohan and Piccolo ran into the house to see what the noise was.

Gohan couldn't help but laugh at the sight.

'Goku' was throwing random things out of the fridge.

"I guess that really is my dad!" Gohan giggled.

Piccolo sighed. "Even as a monkey he's the same."

The monkey, who had a banana hanging out of his mouth turned around to face the duo.


The Other World:

King Yemma handed the pictures over to Baba.

Baba walked over to where Cell and Frieza were still watching events unfold on earth.

"Your pictures are ready."

The villains collected their pictures from her.

"Does that mean we have to go back to hell now?"

"Yes, I will transport you there."

"Dammit! Can we atleast finish our popcorn?" Cell questioned.

Baba shook her head no. "King Yemma said to take you back to hell right after I give you guys the pictures."

The tyrants sighed and touched Bab so she could take them back to hell.


Hell:

"Well, look who's back!" laughed King Kold as Baba and the tyrants arrived.

Baba disappeared back to the upper world.

"Why are you two back so soon?" Jeice asked.

"We got caught trying to kill Vegeta and Goku!" Frieza explained.

King Kold walked over to Cell. "I bet we would have been able to kill those pitiful Saiyans if you would have taken me..."

Frieza glared at his father.

"...and even if we wouldn't have killed them, I'm sure we would've had some FUN!" Kold winked at Cell.

Cell, who was fed up with being hit on, punched King Kold in the face.

The punch sent King Kold flying into a wall.

All of the residents of hell were laughing at Kold, but out of all of them, Frieza was laughing the hardest.


Raditz was the first person able to comtrol his laughter. "I take it you were around alot of gay people today?"

"More than you can imagine, and it wasn't just gay people. We also had to deal with...children."

Everyone in hell shuddered.


"What's with the pictures?" wondered Jeice.

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I took some really hilarious pictures of Frieza!" Cell told the others happily.

"I have pictures too! And mine are humiliating pictures of Cell!"

The 'hell mates' sounded intregued at the sound of pictures and gathered around the duo.

Cell pulled out his pictures and looked through them.

"Shit! Like half of my pictures are missing!" yelled Cell.

Frieza smirked. "I guess you won't be able to show everyone your pictures of me!"

"Obviously you weren't listening! I said onlt about HALF of myy pictures are missing!" Don't worry though, I still have some really good pictures of you, Freeta!"

Frieza blushed.


Everyone got confused when Cell said the name Freeta.

"Is that like a girlfriend you got on earth, Frieza?" asked Burter.

Cell decided to answer that one for Frieza. "Not exactly, but you'll find out!"

"Can we see your pictures?"

"Sure!" Cell gladly handed the pictures of Frieza over.


Cell's Pictures:

A few of Freeta on Mount Paozu. (Make up, wig and dress included)

And some more of Frieza when he just had the make up on.


After looking at the photos nobody in hell could stop laughing.

Frieza's face was as red as a tomoto by the time Cell received his pictures back.

"Ha! I got better pictures than that of Cell!" Frieza shouted, trying to stop everyone from laughing at his expense.

Cell's face paled at the thought of the pictures that Frieza got of him.


Frieza pulled out his pictures and scanned through them.

"Dammit! Some of my photos are missing too!"

"I wonder what happened to them..." pondered Cell.


The Check In Station:

King Yemma sat at his desk laughing his ass off.

None of his workers knew what he was laughing at.

"These have got to be the most amusing pictures I've ever seen!" laughed Yemma.


Hell:

The' hell mates' were eager to see the so called humiliating pictures of Cell.

"Can we see your pictures, Frieza?" Guldo asked on behalf of the group.

Frieza handed his pictures to Guldo.


Frieza's Pictures:

A bunch of Cell on stage at the karaoke bar.

Some of Cell surrounded by kids at the stadium.

Pictures of Cell playing pinball at Chuck E Cheese.

Pictures of Cell in the ball pit.

That priceless expression on Cell's face.

A singular picture of the primate Gogeta.


The 'hell mates' were laughing atleast twice as hard at the pictures of Cell.

Cell blushed with embarassment.

"It looks like you guys had a really...amusing time!" commented Jeice.

"You must have alot of interesting stories too!" added Recoome.

"Yes, more than ANYONE can imagine!" replied Frieza.

"Well, can you tell us some?" the now recovered Kind Kold asked.

Cell shrugged. "Sure, why not? We have ten years!"

With that everyone sat down in front of the duo, eager to hear all about their amazing journey.


The End ^_^

A/N: Yay I finally finished! Sorry that chapter was so short, but I couldn't really think of anything to make it longer. I hope you liked Luck of the Draw! I would really appreciate your comments about this fic! This was my first chapter fic and my first fic involving Cell or Frieza.

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