Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Me & DBZ ❯ Chi-Chi's Ownership, The Blah Translator, Coffee Addict, and "CRAZYEVILGIRLSTALKINGME" is back in ac ( Chapter 6 )

A/N + Friend: Howdy peeps! Sup all of our homie skillets out there? Well, we have been very busy with school, homework, and other junk. That is why we are so late in updating. Well, we'd like to say that we would appreciate it if we actually got some reviews. It's not very motivating to write when nobody is reading. But, we do like to write, that is why we have written without reviews for at least two chapters. Well, we hope that you enjoy this fic, and that you get a kick out of it. Though, nobody has been, apparently. That's ok, we will still update. Anyways...on with the show!

Real thing:

":$ Oh hi, E, what were you doing? I was staring at Vegeta...*sigh*...HE'S SOOOO CUUUUTE!!! I mean handsome....:$"" ~Oh, hi RW, Goten fell asleep during the movies....We should go to bed when we get to Goten's house.~"" Sounds good but I'm going back to the Capsule Corp., sneak in and sleep there, dreaming about him. See ya'!"" ~Okay, bye!~" E went to Goten's house and rolled Gohan out of bed and slept in his place. RW snuck into the Capsule Corp.and fell asleep in the broom closet after watching Vegeta for a straight hour have a spaz attack and drink a ton of coffee. The next morning, Chi-Chi called the police and tried to get E arrested. Goten didn't remember a single thing from that night except Cheeseheads. E tricked the police and got away safely. She snuck on over to the Capsule Corp., thinking that there would be police everywhere, but there wasn't a single cop in sight. She snuck in and went into the broom closet, since she knows that RW always hides there. She woke RW. "~Hey, RW, wake up! It's morning!~"" :$ Yes! I do with all my heart Vegeta....$:"" /WAKE UP!/"" :$ Huh? Where'd Vegeta go? $:"" ~You were dreaming now come on!~"" Are the cops after us?""/No, not you at least. The CC's (Capsule Corp.) cop-less./"" :$ Great! I can still follow Vegeta around obsessively! $:"" /Fine, but can we get something to eat first- I'm starving!/""Alright. I suppose." So they are about to walk into the kitchen when they hear someone and ease-drop on them. "Vegeta, the first time I had my doubt's but now I know your pulling my leg. The exorcist?" "Well...um...maybe she wasn't THE exorcist but she ran in here and scared me half to death, I called her a freaky little girl and she was PROUD of being a freak...I believe it was the same girl from that morning...." "Vegeta, maybe you've been training too hard...." "No! I don't believe in that horrible word!" "I think you should go to bed...." "No...must drink more coffee...must stay away from crazyevilgirlstalkingme...!" E and RW laugh silently. "Vegeta, go to be-" "Women...did you hear that?" "Oh great, now you're hearing things! Go to bed now mister, or you can sleep on the couch for the rest of the month!" "Run away, run away, run away!" He runs into E and RW. "CRAZYEVILGIRLSTALKINGME IS BACK!!!" Vegeta flies the other direction.

E's point of view:

":$Hi E, what have you been up to? I've been staring that this guy that is actually way to old for me, but I love him anyways.$:"" /YO! Sup my homie skillet? Goten took a nap, but that is ok, because now he will be awake for truth or dare! I won't sleep until he kisses me! *Gets starry eyed.*/"" I don't care what you do, I'm staying here."" ~That's fine with me, you would just get in the way.~" E drove to Goten's house, while RW snuck into C.C. When E got to Goten's house, she rolled Gohan out of the bed. The next morning, Chi-Chi called the police and tried to get E arrested. "That's right officer. She rolled my older son out of the bed he shares with my younger one. Then she slept with my younger son. Who knows what else she did to him!? All that he will say about the night before is, 'Cheeseheads.' And, to top it off, my older son has back problems. When she pushed him off the bed, it hurt his back! That was a mattress for his back pains. So, since he didn't sleep on it last night, he can't walk! You should arrest this girl and put her behind bars for at least ten years!""Ma'am, calm down! We'll be there soon. But we can't arrest her if she is younger than thirteen. How old is she?""Just a second, I'll ask her. *Turns to E* How old are you?" "~Twelve, why?~" "Darvit! *Turns back to phone.* She is twelve.""Sorry ma'am, we cannot arrest anyone under the age of thirteen. But, what we can do is put her into your custody, so that you may punish her any way you wish. It will not count as child abuse, under these circumstances.""But won't her parents worry about her?""Ask her who her parents are. But, I don't think that she has anyone that cares about her, since there was not one call of a missing child today or last night. Not one that was a girl, anyways.""Ok. *turns to E* Who are your parents?" "/They live in a world with real people, not anime characters like you. But they don't know I'm here, because I heard from my friend, RW, that time passes 387871891768957186568486918 times faster here than in my world./" "Then how did you get here?" "/I don't know, we were just transported here, by some sort of magic that we have not yet heard of./" "Ok..... *Turns to phone.* She doesn't have any.""Ok, then she is yours for ten years.""Ok, thank you officer.""Well, I'll have to come to your house to get you to sign some forms, and to inspect the girl.""Ok, and again, thank you.""No problem ma'am, it's my job." E looks around blankly. "Girl, what is your name?" "/Well, my name is *airplane flies overhead*, but I'm known as E./" "Well, E, you belong to me now. And I'm aloud to abuse you if I wish, so get prepared for ten long years of torture." Goten then said, "No Mom, this is the girl that gave me Cheeseheads, don't hurt her!" While Goten and Chi-Chi fight, E slips out and sneaks over to C.C. She thought it would be cop infested, but there was not a single officer in sight. E, sneaking over to the broom closet, thinks, 'RW always hides in broom closets. She needs to get more ideas.' That was the sane her thinking that, just to let the reader know. She opens it and screams, "/WAKE UP YOU VEGETABLE FREAK!!!!/" ":$Yes, I am one freaky little....*snore*$:"" /I SAID WAKE UP!!!!!/"" Oh, sorry, must have been one of my stupid dreams.""~I have to agree with you there, they are stupid.^_^~"" Come again? ~Your dreams are sorta stupid.~" RW punches E. ":$I agree, but I just wanted to punch you.$:"" ~I see. Actually, I don't, but whatever.~" They hear Vegeta and Bulma's conversation... "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." That was all E heard because she was busy playing Hangman with herself. RW was all teary-eyed though and E decided to ask RW what happened later, once she figured out what the third letter was in the word. RW jumped out and grabbed E by the arm. "~Hey! My hangman paper! I almost got it too!~"" :$ Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! $:"" ~Oh yeah! I forgot about the Blah Translator!~" E turns Blah Translator on. Suddenly, they ran into Vegeta! "CRAZYEVILGIRLSTALKINGME IS BACK!!!" Vegeta flies the other direction.

RW's point of view:

":$Hi ya! I was stalking Vegeta! I LURVE HIM!!! Okay I'm going back now bye!!!$:" I run off to the C.C. and obsessively watch Vegeta drink a ton of coffee and rant on and on about a 'crazyevilgirlstalkingme', till' I fall asleep. I have a wonderful dream about Vegeta and I, taking a midnight stroll on a beautiful beach... "/WAKE UP!!/" I woke up startled, and noticed E shaking me. I become angry because she woke me! So I hissed and pummeled E. Of course, I probably would have done that anyways, it was just an excuse. Then we overheard Vegeta and that evil...EVIL woman who has taken my loves heart by force and hypnotism! We listened intently... "Vegeta, the first time I had my doubt's but now I know your pulling my leg. The exorcist?" "Well...um...maybe she wasn't THE exorcist but she ran in here and scared me half to death, I called her a freaky little girl and she was PROUD of being a freak...I believe it was the same girl from that morning...She was kinda' good looking..." "Uh oh. Looks like my spells wearing off. Vegeta, maybe you've been training too hard..." "No! I don't believe in that horrible word! My poor beautiful ears! What have you done to them!" "I think you should go to bed so I can make up a stronger spell...." "No...must drink more coffee...must find crazyevilgirlstalkingme...!" "Vegeta, go to be-" "Women-did you hear that?" "Oh great, now you're hearing things! Go to bed now mister, or you can sleep on the couch for the rest of the month!" "Run away, run away, run away!"He sped off and I ran in the way!"CRAZYEVILGIRLSTALKINGME IS BACK!!!" Vegeta flies the other direction.