Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Me & DBZ ❯ Funkiful Thgings and the glass window ( Chapter 7 )

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ðHey,€Pointy€Haired€Man!!!ðð€~The€stupid€dad€dude€said.~€€&e th; ðWhat€the€hell€are€you€doing€in€myÏhouse,€Stupid€Dad€Dude?ð ð€~the€pointy€haired€guy€replied.~€€ð ðItððs€YOUR€house?€€I€donððt€see€your€NAME€on€it!& eth;ð€€ð ðWell€I€donððt€see€your€name€on€myÏFRIDGE!!!ðð ;€~The€stupid€dad€thing€took€out€a€Sharpie€Marker€and€wrote€ð ðGokuðð€on€the€Briefððs€refrigerator.~€€ð ðThatððs€not€your€name,€Stupid€Dad€Dude.€€Itððs&Iu ml;Kakarot.ðð€€ð ðHow€do€you€spell€that?ðð€~Pointy€Haired€Man€fell€over€anime €style.€€RW€ran€in,€whacking€the€before€mentioned€pointy€haired€dudeð ðs€wife€with€aÏstick.~€€ð ð:$Take€that€you€evil€witch!!!$:ðð€~I€tapped€RW€on€the€shoul der.~€ð ð~Didnððt€you€say€that€she€was€a€demon€when€we€were€talking€ about€the€plot€for€thisÏthing?~ðð€ð ð:$Well,€yes,€but€we€changed€the€line,€remember?$:ðð€ð ð~....€*thinks€about€it.*€OH€YEAH!!!€€Go€on€now.ðð€~The€blue €haired€lady€scurried€into€a€corner,Ïcurling€into€a€ball.€€Then€the€st upid€dad€guy€asked€the€blue€haired€lady€if€something€was€wrong.€€Duh,€I€mea n,€her€hair€is€blue,€something€has€2€be€wrong.€ÏNormal€middle€aged€wom an€donððt€die€their€hair€blue.€€But€whatever.€€So€anyways,€the€po inty€haired€guy€flew€right€into€a€window.€€Talk€about€stupid.€€And€I€was&Iu ml;all€like~,€ð ð/ñåñOkey€daisy,€that€was€all€funkñ&arin g;ññæññåñyñ&ari ng;ññæññçñiful.ñ ;çññéññçñ€&nt ilde;çññéññçñ €ñçññèñ/ñè&nt ilde;ñêñðð€ð ðñêññîñ":$Otay,€that' s€just€funky.€The€glass€should€have€shattered€by€now.€What's€up€with€that,€ man?$:"€"~Yeah,€it€is€aÏfunny€thging€the€glass€didn't€shatte r.~"€":$Well,€I€guess€anyboby€could€have€made€a€mistake€like€that ...even€though€he€is€my€love€and€way€to€old€for€me."€ThenÏthe€stu pid€man€asked€about€our€obvious€inside€jokes.€A€plot€hole€was€about€to€be€r evealed€when€Piccolo€came€flying€into€the€same€window.€Then€some€bratÏ threw€a€stone€and€the€glass€broke.€We€all€had€like€sweat€drop€thingies€on€o ur€heads.€Then€I€said€something,€I€forget,€and€the€stupid€man€thought€I€mar riedÏGohan.€I€was€so€freaking€mad€that€I€kicked€him€in€the€nuts.€Then€ RW€did€the€same,€just€cuz€she€wanted€to.€Then€she€grabbed€the€stick€and€pok ed€her€love.ÌñîñÌÌRWðð S€POINT€OF€VIEW:ÌñëñÌñë&nt ilde;ñìñÌñìññ& iacute;ñ:$€My€true€love€runs€into€the€moron.€HOW€DARE€HE€INVADE€MY€ TRUE€LOVE'S€WALKING€SPACE!!!!...k,€then.€Anyways,€Vegeta€yells€at€him,€whic h€theÏflippin'€idiot€deserved.€Then€he€back€talks€my€sweetheart!€SASS€ MOUTHS€HIM!!!€X<€Oh,€now€he€was€asking€for€it!€While€my€love€thought€of€ malicious€waysÐ  2 2( Ðto€slowly€kill€the€moron,€I€noticed€that€evil€women€slowly€working€o n€a€spell.€So€I€grab€my€handy€dandy€stick€an€whap€her€on€the€head.$:€" :$€Take€that€youÏEVIL€MALICIOUS€WITCH!!!!!$:"€:$Kakarot€goes€over €to€the€evil€witch€to€help€her.€My€love€realizes€that€she€was€going€to€hurt €him€again,€so€he€flies€awayÏand€runs€into€a€blasted€window.€EVIL€WIND OW!!!!$:€":$€But€I€have€to€give€the€window€some€credit.€$:"€" ;~Ô_ÔYepÔ_Ô€Ô_ ÔyepÔ_Ô.~"€:$€I€stand€aside€and €hum€to€myself€inÏmy€head€for€a€while€before€I€noticed€something€funny €and€laughed.€E€kicked€Kakarot€in€the€'other€Ô_Ôot herÔ_Ô'€place€where€the€sun€doesn't€dare€to€shine€ (nuts).€I€joinÏher€then€start€poking€Vegeta€and€Piccolo€with€my€stick. ñíññëñMy€true€love€runs€into€th e€moron.€HOW€DARE€HE€INVADE€MY€TRUE€LOVEððS€WALKING€SPACE!!!!...k ,€then.€Anyways,€Vegeta€yells€at€him,€which€the€flippinðð€idiot€d eserved.€Then€he€back€talks€my€sweetheart!€SASS€MOUTHS€HIM!!!€X<€Oh,€now €he€was€asking€for€it!€While€my€love€thought€of€malicious€ways€to€slowly€ki ll€the€moron,€I€noticed€that€evil€women€slowly€working€on€a€spell.ñ ëñ