Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ MST3K Saiyajin Style ❯ The Way It Never Was - Installment One ( Chapter 2 )

MST3K Saiyajin Style!~

Chapter 2 - The Way It Never Was part 1~

My deepest apologies to ZeekSlider. Even deeper than the apologies I gave to Roselyne Marot. But this wretched literary suppository was just _crying_ to be responded to (Poetry! Sheer poetry!) I have dragged Gohan, Vegeta, Yamcha, and Mirai Trunks back for everyone's convenience but theirs.

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> The Way It Never Was

Yamcha: And probably never will be, God willing.

Gohan: The way _what_ never was?

Trunks: It.

> By ZeekSlider

Yamcha: ...and his all-trombone band.

Vegeta: Nah, ZeekSlider the pro wrestler.

Gohan: Yeah, I'm sure _that's_ his given name...

> The sun rose over the desert like horizon. Gohan is already

> awake and over looks the site.

Yamcha: How can you overlook a desert? They're _HUGE_!!

> This was the same sunrise he was so used to when he was six.

> After all, this was the same place Piccolo trained him. A pleasent

> look became his face, but that was soon changed to a serious one.

Gohan: There are so many problems with that sentence I don't know where to begin!

Yamcha: And the crowd goes wild.

Trunks and Vegeta: *Flatly* Yay.

> There was a sound from behind him; it was Trunks.

Vegeta: Gohan began screaming, "Not you!! Not you!!" in horror.

Trunks: POPPA!!

Yamcha: So... there was something behind him, making a sound that said `Trunks'?

Gohan: That's what it said the sound was...

Yamcha: *Begins stomping his feet on the floor of the theater* Trunks. Trunks. Trunks. Trunks.

> The teenage Sayian hybrid woke just a few minutes after him.

Gohan: Ah, so he was _sleepwalking_ while his feet said `Trunks'.

> "Mornin', Trunks," Gohan said without looking back at him.

> "You ready to train?"

Gohan: You Tarzan. You ready to train.

Yamcha: Me ready to plane.

Trunks: Me ready to automobile.

Vegeta: Stop it.

Yamcha: You ready to boat?

Vegeta: No.

> "How long must we go through this?" Trunks yawned. He didn't

> feel like training today, which was odd for a Sayian but even

> more unusual for him being the son of Vegeta.

Gohan: It was unusual for him to be Vegeta's kid? Whose kid is he supposed to be? RuPaul's? (a/n: RuPaul is one of the most famous transvestites in history! Just FYI)

Vegeta: Oh, don't tell me _I'm_ in this story. I don't want to be a part of it.

Trunks: Please don't tell me this is another alteration of the History of Trunks...

> "We're almost done," he replied walking back to Trunks. "Turn

> Super Sayian, and then we can begin."

Trunks: We can _begin_? But he just said we were almost done!

Gohan: Are you looking for consistency or something?

Trunks: Am I not supposed to?

Gohan, Yamcha, and Vegeta: No.

> For the past five weeks and half,

Gohan: Or the past five and a half weeks.

> Gohan has been training Trunks for something no one knows.

Yamcha: No one knows. It's a secret.

Trunks: Oooooooh.

> It was just something BaBa saw in her Neo-Crystal Ball. She

> notified all the best fighters that there was a dark force that will

> destroy the Earth sometime soon.

Gohan: What, that _again_? Why can't they ever think of something original? Destroying the earth is so boring... it's been done.

Trunks: What would you suggest?

Gohan: I don't know... destroy the whole Milky Way for a change!

Trunks: ...with butter knives.

Gohan: ...I think there's a good story in that...

Trunks: It's bound to be better than this one.

> After that, everyone went their way. The Z Fighters, lead by

> Krillin,

All four: *Begin laughing*

> went to Kame's Lookout to train there as Mr. PoPo observes.

> Piccolo went off to some remote area to train himself.

Trunks: Ah, go train yourself.

Yamcha: He's a big boy now!

> The remaining Sayians, namely Goku, Goten, and Vegeta,

Gohan: As opposed to the abounding number of _other_ Saiyajins.

> locked themselves in the Capsule Corporation's Gravity Room.

Yamcha: Where they looked at dirty pictures.

> Not even Bulma could open it!

Trunks: Not like she really wanted to, anyways.

> Gohan, thanks to Chi Chi denying him a chance to rebel in his

> teenage years,

Yamcha: Ah, _there's_ a big surprise.

> refused to train in the Gravity Room and asked Vegeta to train

>Trunks the way he was. Vegeta was a bit hesitant at first but

> allowed him.

Gohan: To do what?

Yamcha: To use his karaoke machine to sing `My Way'.

> After some stretching, Trunks turned Super Sayian followed by

> Gohan.

Gohan: When did I get back into this?

> Both were very alert for people that just woke up.

Yamcha: And for the benefit of those sleeping, they yelled, "DON'T WORRY! WE'LL PROTECT YOU!"

Vegeta: Everyone was probably already awake due to Trunks and Gohan's screaming and power levels... and the fact that chunks of the ground were levitating into the air. That tends to happen.

Trunks: Thank you Captain Amazing.

Vegeta: *Glares*

Trunks: *Hides behind Gohan*

> Must be the Sayian side of them.

Yamcha: No, it was the human side that caused them to use their alien powers.

> To test his speed, Gohan threw a fast punch to Trunks's face.

Yamcha: Here, catch.

> He easily blocked it and threw a few punches of his own. Gohan

> ducked and tried to sweep him.

Yamcha: Go get the broom! Trunks has been scattering punches all over the floor again!

> Trunks jumped into the air throwing a energy ball as he did. A

> great explosion occured were Gohan stood. Through the smoke,

> Gohan rushed at Trunks, and a light speed fight occured.

Gohan: Hey, check out all the occurrences! Somebody better stop the fight before one of them becomes a happenstance!

> In fact, if anyone was there, they wouldn't even see the fight.

Trunks: So... wouldn't it be pointless for them to be there?

> All they woulds see is Trunks and Gohan disappearing from the

> bluff, a flash of light, and finally Trunks landing on a further

> cliff from Gohan with a few scratches on his face.

Vegeta: Well, they wouldsn't see much, woulds they?

> Gohan's uniform was slightly burned. Trunks took a defence

> stance knowing that Gohan will take advantage of this pause. He

> did.

Gohan: ...It took this guy two sentences to say I attacked Trunks while he was taking a defensive stance?

Trunks: No... it was a _defence_ stance.

> Gohan sent a KamehaMeya Wave in his direction.

Yamcha: How much different is the KamehaMeya Wave from the Kamehameha Wave, which happens to be the name of the actual attack?

Gohan: Maybe the KamehaMeya Wave is a little like the Miss Universe wave... don't know why I'd be doing it, though.

> Trunks slapped it aside causing one of the many bluffs to

> explode into nothing but dirt.

Yamcha: Sounds like an old novel... The Mystery of the Exploding Bluff.

> Trunks and Gohan both rushed at each other only to stop in mid

> flight short of any fight that was to become engaged.

Trunks: Fights can get married now?

> Both had a look of shock and confusion.

Yamcha: ...because they had forgotten to buy a wedding gift.

Gohan: Ok... looks of shock and confusion normally mean that some weird evil guy is going to appear to blow up earth... Majiin Buu did it once, though.

Trunks: I predict that a new Super Saiyajin level will need to be reached in order to defeat the new guy, and the only one able to reach it will be the `author self-insertion character' who's stronger than everyone else.

> "Did you feel that?" asked Gohan.

> "Yeah," Trunks replied softly. "It felt like a whole lot of ki just

> disappeared."

Gohan: I bet Piccolo died!!

> They both turned to the southeast. "It came from that direction."

> Trunks went back to his cold trademark look while Gohan

> looked on.

Trunks: Yes, I have a trademark look. I get a quarter every time someone uses it.

> "How far do you think it was from here?" he asked. That

> question was quickly answered as a child's body, out of nowhere,

> came huddling in their direction.

Gohan: As opposed to `hurtling'.

> Trunks caught him, but the force was so strong that both went

> flying into a cliff.

Yamcha: I've never heard of a huddle with that strong a force.

Trunks: At least we didn't both go huddling into the cliff.

> That didn't hurt Trunks as much as it would if he wasn't Super

> Sayian. He looked into his arms to see who he caught.

Trunks: Look into my arms. You are getting sleepy. Veeeery sleeeepy....!

> "Goten?!" he said, somehow keeping that cold stare on his face.

Yamcha: It was frozen there.

Trunks: Quarter!

> He was scared of what has happened to this little Sayian warrior.

> Gohan landed and ran towards the two. Trunks "turned off" his

> Super Sayian self back into his normal purple hair and landed as

> well placing Goten on the ground.

Gohan: Landed as well? As well as what?

Vegeta: As well as could be expected.

> Goten looked as if the life was drained out of him. He had scars

> all over his body and all but his karate pants were either

> shredded or burned by something. His hair was still smoking

> from the same blast.

Gohan: Goten! What did mom tell you about the hazards of smoking?

> Gohan tossed Trunks a Senzu Bean to revive Goten. He placed it

> in his little mouth, and almost instantaneously Goten came to. As

> soon as his eyes opened, he sat straight up with a shocked look.

Trunks: I'm glad I wasn't holding him any more.

Gohan: I'm confused... is Trunks a teenager in this? I don't think a little Trunks could support Goten...

Yamcha: He's a little Trunklette.

> "Trunks! Gohan!" the little 10-year-old Sayian yelled. "Where

> am I?" Something bad happened and Goten's eyes showed it.

> "Easy, little bro," comforted Gohan. "What happened?"

> "I-I-I dunno! It all happened so fast! None of us even felt it

> coming!!"

Gohan and Yamcha: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

> Goten sped through thoses words as if they were nothing to him.

Yamcha: Words to live by.

Trunks: Which ones?

Yamcha: Thoses ones.

> Trunks looked up towards the direction where Goten came from

> as he explained everything to Gohan. "We were training in

> 100g's when we heard a scream from outside. Dad went to open

> the door, and this huge fireball just shot in our direction. We

> didn't sense any kind of ki coming from it, and Dad tried to block

> it." His head lowered. "That's all I remember."

> "I don't sense their ki," Trunks finally said. "Something's

> wrong."

> "We have to get back there!" Goten screamed. "The others may

> be alive!"

> "Others?'"

> "Yes, Pan and Mom were coming over to check on us."

> "PAN?!" Gohan realized.

Gohan: But she hasn't been born yet! Goten's only _ten_ for crying out loud!

Yamcha: Yeah, wasn't she only about two during the World Martial Arts Tournament where Uub showed up? When Goten was about fifteen?

> If that explosion could send Goten this far, he thought, then that

> mean that Pan is in danger.

Trunks: _That_ is one premature birth.

Yamcha: You're a mean blast and I don't want to play with you any more! *Sticks his tongue out*

> "Let's go." Gohan shot off towards the remains of the Capsule

> Corporation's Training Grounds and Lab followed by Goten.

> Trunks went to the tree he left his favorite blue jacket at only to

> find it missing.

Yamcha: How do you find something missing? Once you've found it isn't it considered... unmissing or something?

Gohan: No longer absent is a better phrase.

> "Where the heck is my jacket?" he asked aloud. "Nevermind that,

> for now. I have more important matters." He then shot off after

> the others.

Gohan, Yamcha, and Trunks: BANG!

> A few seconds after he left, the theif that stole his jacket peeked

> around the cliff that he was hiding behind.

Yamcha: Well, of course he did.

> He sports a dark black,

Trunks: As opposed to a pale black.

> hooded cloak that covered his eyes. He then followed the three

> Sayians keeping a good distance behind Trunks. After all, do you

> think he would want Trunks to know of his presence?

Gohan: Is the author expecting an answer to that question?

> When they got to the Capsule Corporation, everything was in

> ruins.

Yamcha: Everything moved to Rome?

> The trademark dome of the main building looked like a caved-in

> egg shell.

Trunks: Yes, the building has a trademark dome. It gets a quarter every time someone uses it.

> Gohan stood at the site half in awe and half in shock. Goten was

> looking for survivors if any could be found.

Yamcha: They'll look for them after they find them?

> "Gohan!!" he yelled as he spotted something. "Down there!" The

> both landed next to a pile of rubble and moved it quickly to help

> anyone who could be captured underneath. Trunks finally arrived

> to help. After moving feet upon feet of wood and stone,

Gohan and Yamcha: *Singing* You put your left feet in, you put your left feet out...

> Pan's face was revealed to the sunlight. Her little face was

> scratched worst than Goten's was.

Yamcha: Scratched worst? Liver worst?

Trunks: Ew...

> "Pan!" yelled Gohan. "Are you okay?" Pan started to cough in

> reply. She opened one eye to see her father standing over her.

> "Daddy," she managed to squeak by her lips.

Yamcha: As opposed to squeaking it by her nose.

Trunks: *Cheshire Cat-ish tone* Can you play your nose?

> A slight smile came across her face.

> "Here ya go, girl," Gohan said in a comforting tone as he handed

> her a Senzu Bean. She took it and became better. Suddenly,

> Trunks looked up. A white glove hanging limp among some

> rubble caught his attention.

Gohan: Hey, look! Michael Jackson was there!

> At that moment, Trunk felt as if someone shot him in his heart.

Trunks: Where'd the `s' in my name go?

> "No," he said softly. He ran towards the hand in a panic and

> quickly dug out enough of the rubble to see who it was. It was a l

> lifeless Vegeta laying next to a beaten Goku.

Vegeta: I'm _dead_?! AGAIN?!

> A emotionally disturbed look came over Trunks as he feel to his

> knees.

Yamcha: "A emotionally disturbed look came over Trunks as he feel to his knees??" Who's writing this thing? Rainman?

Vegeta: No, a pro wrestler with an all-trombone band.

> This didn't help him much since he is now eye level with his

> fathers hand.

Trunks: I have more than one father now?

Yamcha: *Trunks* You wanna get your hand out of my eye?

> His eye then caught something on the other side of the room.

Yamcha: Here, catch.

Gohan: Was it my punch?

> Bulma's lifeless body was only half buried, but that wasn't what

> got his attention.

Yamcha: Yeah, `cause after all, who'd notice _that_?

> There was a one star Dragonball next to her. Gohan, Pan, and

> Goten noticed this too. Trunks then stood up with his cold look

> back on his face.

Trunks: Quarter!

> "We have to get the Dragonballs, guys," he said in an orderly

> tone.

Gohan: What is an orderly tone?

Yamcha: Something like, "Here's your hospital food. It's bland, but thoroughly tasteless."

Gohan: So we can assume that they're collecting the Dragon Balls to wish for hospital food?

Yamcha: That's what the orderly said.

> "Then we'll wish them back."

Trunks: _Then_ we'll wish for hospital food. I hear it's a great substitute for spackle.

> Suddenly, the four of them heard a beeping sound from behind.

Gohan: All right, whose butt's beeping?

> They all turned to see Bra with a DragonRadar and Dende's four

> star Dragonball. "Sis!" Trunks said joyously. Bra looked up from

> the radar to see who called her name.

Yamcha: He didn't call her a name. He called her `Sis'!

> "Man, am I glad to see you. We need that DragonRadar."

> "I know," Bra said calmly.

> "You knew?" asked Goten as he grabbed the one star Dragonball.

> "Yeah. Koran and I saw two weird looking figures fall from the

> sky just before dawn broke.

Gohan and Yamcha: CRASH!

Trunks: She was watching things with the Muslim holy book?

Vegeta: Yeah, when two weird figures came huddling through the sky.

> Then BaBa comes along and starts jabbering about something

> that Krillin and the others didn't quite get till that explosion.

Yamcha: And then it all made sense.

> BaBa told them what happened, point-blank, and they sent me

> with the DragonRadar to find the Dragonballs.

Gohan: But doesn't the Dragon Radar belong to Bulma?

> Dende gave me his before I left Koran Tower."

Trunks: The Muslim holy book has a tower now?

Yamcha: I thought only Korin had a tower...

> "They sent you to find the Dragonballs unprotected?!"

> questioned Trunks.

Gohan: A dangling participle! I found it first!

Trunks: Only because you were the only one looking.

> His sister is the only thing he has left in his family, so, naturally,

> he'd ask this as if he was a parent.

Gohan: Wait... if Goten is ten, that would make Trunks eleven, which means that Bra wouldn't have been born for the next four years and Pan wouldn't have been born for the next five...

> "Not really," Bra said. She then pointed to the sky to... nothing.

> "Huh? Where is he?"

> "Where's who?" wondered Gohan. A sudden flash of light

> blinded them. When the light dissolved, someone was falling to

> the ground. "Look out!!" Trunks grabbed Bra and pulled her out

> of the way as the falling object struck the ground where she was

> just standing. It was a teenager, no older than Trunks,

Yamcha: Who was eleven.

> wearing a black cloak. This is the same guy that was following

> the three Sayians before. He was laying face down, his head no

> longer covered be the hood.

Gohan: *TV Evangelist tone* Hood be covered!

> Even though his head was exposed, they couldn't see his face due

> to his long hair. What was ironic was that his hair was the same

> shade of purple as Trunks's and Bra's.

Yamcha: What's even _more_ ironic is Bra's hair is blue.

> However, it had several streeks of black and gold.

Gohan: Streeks?

Trunks: Was that said with a Canadian accent?

Yamcha: Streeks, eh?

> As the five tried to approach him, Piccolo landed.

> "It's a good thing I'm here," he growled, somehow cracking a

> smile.

Trunks: Craaaaaaack....

Yamcha: Snap, crackle, and pop! New Piccolo Krispies!

> This is where somekind of reunion was suppose to happen but

> didn't.

Yamcha: Then... what's the point?

Vegeta: There has to be somekind of point that we haven't figured out yet.

> The figure behind Piccolo groaned in pain and tried to get up. He

> was able to get to his hands and knees before passing out

> exposing his face for the first time.

Gohan: He passed out because he exposed his face?

Yamcha: He exposed his face and it was the Phantom of the Opera!

Trunks: Boogie boogie boogie.

> He had facial features similar to Goten.

Yamcha: Please don't tell me it's another guy from the future...

> "So, he's still alive." Piccolo started to gather energy in his hand.

> "I'll finish him off."

> "Wait!" demaned Trunks.

Gohan: Demaned? Kind of like demanning a ship?

Yamcha: The S.S. Trunks is under attack! Abandon ship!

> Piccolo cancelled whatever he had planed.

Trunks: I hadn't planed on wasting my day reading this...

> Through a small crack in the cloak, he saw his blue jacket.

Gohan: When did Piccolo get a jacket?

> He took it? he thought. What could he want with my jacket? He

> then pulled it out of the sac that held it and put it back on him

> compleating his outfit. It felt a bit lighter than normal; he

> checked the pockets. Something's missing. His eyes then shot

> back to the injured teen.

> "What's up, Trunks?" asked Pan.

Gohan: A preposition, but that's not important right now.

> Trunks knelt down next to the body with Piccolo looking over.

> He reached for the sac that held his jacket on the kid's waist and

> opened it. In a confused manner, Trunks filed through the

> stranger's belongings.

Yamcha: He filed them alphabetically.

Gohan: Either that or whoever this guy is was carrying a filing cabinet in his cloak.

Yamcha: That must have been what confused Trunks.

> "What do you think you're doing?" asked a female voice with an

> evil tone from behind.

Yamcha: Like Lulu off of FFX?

Trunks: I hope not. She's freaky...

> The group turned around to the source. Sitting amog the rubble

> was a teenage girl, about the same age as the other stranger,

> holding a fireball in her right hand. She was about the same

> height as Trunks if not a few inches shorter,

Yamcha: If she was sitting down amog the rubble, how could you tell?

Gohan: And being as tall as an eleven-year-old isn't much to brag about.

> and her short hair was a bright red with the same streeks of black

> and gold. She, too, was in a black cloak that covered a robed

> outfit. A sudden look in her eye could tell anyone that she meant

> bussiness. "Get away from him and keep your hands where I can

> see them," she brought the fireball back in a pre-trowing manner,

> "or you'll get burned."

All four: Ooooooh.

Vegeta: Doesn't Smokey Bear say not to trow fireballs?

> Goten, Pan, and Bra hid behind Gohan, who stood next to

> Piccolo. Trunks found that the male stranger stole his box of

> Capsule Corporation Miniture Utilities (his sword, a house, a

> motorcycle, etc.).

Gohan: I, personally, have never viewed a house as `miniature'.

Trunks: And since when do I put my sword in a capsule?

> He move slowly away from the body taking the box from the sac.

Gohan: I wonder if a `sac' is easier to use than a `sack'...

Trunks: At least I move slowly away from the body.

> "Good," sneered the female stranger. As soon as Trunks stood,

> she saw the body of her partner and canceled her fireball in

> shock.

Yamcha: Orderly, cancel my fireball. I'm in shock!

> "Kit!" she screamed. She rushed towards him and knelt down

> next to head. She lifted it gently. "What did they do to you?"

Vegeta: What do you mean, what did _we_ do to him? You're the one who removed his head.

> Kit began to come back from his faint. He softly moaned in pain

> as was able to open his eyes slightly.

> "Kat," he managed to say, "I'll be fine. I just need time to heal."

> "Yeah right," Piccolo scoffs. "You're not getting off that easy."

> He bagan to gather engery in his hands again.

Gohan: `He bagan to gather engery in his hands again?' Oh, the pain! The pain!

Yamcha: Here, breathe into this paper sac!

> "Hope you enjoyed your stay here on Earth." Just as he was

> about to attack, a sudden blast from out of nowhere struck the

> Namek.

Trunks: Natch.

> "Piccolo!" yelled Gohan as his friend and former trainer went

> flying trough the air.

Yamcha: *Singing* With the greatest of ease!

Gohan: What, no huddling?

> His lifeless body fell about ten feet from where he was standing.

Trunks: He would appear to be having an out-of-body experience.

> Goten, Pan, and Bra turned to the most logical direction of the

> blast, Kat. She was looking over her shoulder at someone behind

> her.

Yamcha: THE BOOGIEMAN!!!

> Trunks was the first to notice a figure satnding on the opposite

> side of the ruins.

Gohan: Satnding? So... the figure was half sitting and half standing?

Trunks: Amog the rubble.

> He couldn't see much as the figure teleported away just as

> Trunks spotted him. Ironicly, at the same moment, Gohan saw

> Piccolo's body teleport away.

Yamcha: Ironically.

Gohan: Just as long as they don't put `surprisingly'.

> He then whirled his sight

Yamcha: How does one whirl one's sight?

Gohan: The Whirl of Sight! Our newest addition to the Midway!

> back to the two cloaked strangers with a look of anger.

Yamcha: Grr.

> "What did you do with him?" he snarled.

Gohan: He's dead. Why do I care?

> There was no answer. "Answer me!!"

> "Why should they?" asked Trunks. "They didn't do it."

> "Wha?" Gohan looked at Trunks confused and still enraged.

Gohan: I'm confused and enraged. I think I'll go whirl my sight `til I feel better.

> "I saw a figure on the opposite side of the ruins. He looked like

> our friends here but was different. He appeared more evil."

Yamcha: And the award for Most Evil Nasty Icky-Poo Villian Bad Guy goes to... the envelope please...

> "That was Master Kizar," said Kat.

Yamcha: MASTER KIZAR! Come on down!

Gohan: You went from Master of Ceremonies to Bob Barker. Don't do that.

Trunks: Master Kizar! Right-hand man to Lord Voldermort!

> She put her hand to Kit's forehead, and it started glowing.

All four: Her hand or his forehead?

> The Sayians looked in awe.

All four: Awww.

Gohan: Yeah, we've never seen glows before.

Yamcha: Shiny object!

> What is she doing? wondered Trunks. And why can't I sense any

> ki from her? She must be using a lot right now. A few minutes

> later, Kit sat up fully healed. Kit now had an evil glance in his

> eye similar to Trunks's cold look.

Trunks: Quarter!

Gohan: An evil _glance_ in his eye? What?!

Yamcha: Yes, but is it a _trademark_ evil glance? Does he get a quarter every time someone uses it?

> Something tells me that they are not the good guys.

Vegeta: Perceptive, aren't we?

> Kit and Kat

Yamcha and Gohan: ...Bar.

> both rose to their feet; both with evil grins. Trunks, Gohan, and

> Goten took defensive stances.

Gohan: Because we found that they are more effective than `defence' stances.

> "I bet you think a fight is gonna happen soon, huh?" Kit said.

> Since he is no longer hurt, he's gotten a bit cocky. He has a good

> enough reason. None of the Sayians could sense him or his

> partner. A sneak attack would be easy for them right now. "Well,

> it ain't gonna happen any time soon." Both started an evil

> laughing and then teleported away.

Yamcha: A single laughing. Charming. Very charming.

> "We'd better get to Koran Tower and find out what's going on,"

> suggested Gohan.

Gohan: Oh mighty Allah, tell us why we're being forced to read this!

> The others nodded in agreement, and with that, they flew

> towards Koran Tower.

Trunks: On Palestinian Airlines.

Yamcha: Coffee, tea, or hand grenade?

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Ok! Um... the story isn't over, but it was too long so I divided it into chapters! We'll call this... chapter one. Just for the heck of it. Anyways... if you're a masochist and want me to continue with this, forcing you to read even more of ZeekSlider's... stuff... then by all means, tell me in your reviews! Chao, bambino.