Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Piccolo's Heart... THE PLAY! ❯ Act XVIII: The PARTY! ( Chapter 18 )

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Piccolo's Heart

Key: This is going to be like a play… most of my stories are dialogue anyhow. If a person is thinking it, it will be in parentheses. If a person is speaking telepathically, it will be in pound signs. The chapters will be dived by acts consisting of scenes. Got it? Good.

Setup: Piccolo has been wandering Earth for five years after Cell… trying to find his life's purpose. No one of the Z squad has seen him since Goku's death, not even Gohan.


Rememeber (thinking)
#telepathic#
{action or expression}
~~Author's Note~~




Act XVIII: The PARTY!





Scene I: The Lookout


Goku arrives and explains about the battle and how Kim knew what was going to happen. Soon after the end of the very confusing explanation Kim comes flying in.

Kim: Ha! I win! {skids to a stop, almost plowing into Vegeta}

Piccolo: Always… Where the hell did you get the energy? {flies in}

Dende {runs up to Kim as Gohan land}: Do you need any healing?

Kim: Nope…

Nail: #{sobbing still} I can't have anymore fun!#

Kim: #Oh Nail…# So, I'm sure Goku explained it… so who won?

Vegeta: Need you ask?

Kim: Figured… congratulations, prince! So father and son win the tournaments! That's wonderful… picture-perfect.

Goku: Well we have alot to celebrate! We stopped a huge evil pink blob from being resurrected, Trunks won the junior tournament, Vegeta won the other tournament, and we all did our very best!

Piccolo: That is not all we have to celebrate… #I really can't do this…#

Kim: Piccolo and my engagement! We planned on getting married after everything was taking care of.

Goku: Piccolo's getting married?????

Piccolo: Is it really that unbelievable?

Vegeta: Nameks are asexual so yes it is.

Kim: Not Piccolo! Dende, did you finish the invitations?

Dende: Yep! {hands everyone an invitation}

Piccolo: #Call me when it's over…# {starts to go away}

Kim: Oh no, you don't! {grabs his arm}

Piccolo: Why?

Goku: So… Piccolo… and Kim… are going to get… married?

Z-fighters: YES!

Krillin: That's cool!

Bulma: Have you done any planning?

Kim: Um, no… wanna help?

Piccolo: Let me go… please. {yanks his arm}

Kim: No. {puts Piccolo in a headlock}

Bulma: I'd love to help! I can help you to pick out a wedding dress and everything!

Kim: That would be wonderful, Bulma!

Piccolo: Gohan… help.

Gohan {laughing}: I'm sorry Mr. Piccolo but I won't get in-between two friends.

Piccolo: Kimberly, I won't go anywhere just let me go.

Kim: {releases Piccolo} Alright, you go play with your friends while I have a private conversation with Vegeta.

Piccolo: What about?

Kim: Then it wouldn't be private. {walks over to Vegeta} If you'll follow me to my room, prince.

Vegeta {smirks} {to Piccolo} #It seems your woman already wants another man in her bed.# {follows Kim}

Piccolo: {growling}

Gohan: She is fine… you have a connection if Vegeta tries anything.

Bulma: We will have to get you fitted for a tux! {pulls at Piccolo's cape} You will be wearing a tuxedo, right?

Piccolo: Please Gohan… kill me now.

Nail: #You'll look so cute in a tux! Awww!#

Piccolo: Please make it quick!

Nail: #HAHAHA! I'm back and better than ever! HAHAHA!#







Scene II: Kim's room


Vegeta looks around the room at all the posters and various DBZ paraphernalia.

Vegeta: Just what is this?

Kim: In my dimension, you all are on television… that's how I knew what was going to happen. Anyways to the reason I asked to speak to you in private.

Vegeta: Yes? {sits on her bed}

Kim: You have been very kind to me… and I want to thank you.

Vegeta: Well, you can thank me by calling off this foolish wedding. You should be marrying someone better.

Kim: I love Piccolo. Anyways, I don't really have any parents in this dimension so I was hoping… you would give me away.

Vegeta: Me? What? Why?

Kim: Look, Vegeta. You and I… we can really get along. Sure we are two very different people but when I look at you… I see someone I value. I want you to give me away because I think of you as my family.

Vegeta: Some family.

Kim: So will you do me the honor, my prince?

Vegeta: Whatever.

Kim: Oh thank you! {hugs Vegeta}

Vegeta: I'd rather you give me a powerful child, but I guess…

Kim: {releases Vegeta} Aw, you'd never cheat on Bulma and you know it! We should go back… Piccolo is going ballistic.

Vegeta: The Namek thinks you are going to cheat on him? Such distrust.

Kim: You're little comment to him, didn't help.







Scene III: Lookout party


Shin arrives just as Kim and Vegeta finish their conversation.

Kim: SHIN! {skips up to him} Did you take care of everything?

Shin: Yes, I did. I wish to thank you, Kimberly. What would you like? I am the Supreme Kai. I can grant you anything.

Kim: Me? Why do you want to grant me stuff?

Shin: You were the one with the plan… otherwise Buu would have been revived, correct?

Kim: Well, yeah, but, I didn't fight Babidi or anything.

Shin: I wish to give you what you want.

Kim: Anything? {eyes get all sparkly}

Piccolo: Oh no… this cannot be good. {puts hand on forehead and shakes head}

Shin: Yes, anything. If you wish to come back with me, it can be done.

Piccolo: (Don't tell me the Supreme Kai has a crush on her, too!)

Kim: Um…. Hm…. Can I have two wishes?

Shin: Yes.

Kim: (Better not push it.) Can I tell you them telepathically, cause they are kind of embarrassing?

Shin: Of course.

Kim: {To Shin and Piccolo cannot hear} #Well, you see, I am going to be marrying Piccolo, soon.#

Shin: #So you want a beautiful wedding?#

Kim: #No, that is not my wish. Piccolo is a Namek and I'm human… he will live longer than I will… so can you make it so I age like a Namek… I wish to die with Piccolo, not before and not after.#

Shin {smiles}: #That is a beautiful wish… you have so much love for him. He is very lucky. It has been done… and your second wish?#

Kim: #If Goku wants it, grant him back his life so he can raise his younger son and watch Gohan get married…#

Shin: #I will ask him, but I can grant it. You have an unselfish heart. You do not want fame or fortune… just love and friends.#

Kim: Great! Perfect!

Piccolo: Do I even want to know?

Shin: You should have more faith in her. She made two good wishes. Goku… do you wish to be alive?

Goku: Um, well, yeah.

Shin: Then it will be done. Are you sure, Kimberly, is that all?

Kim: Yes!

Shin: Here. {takes off one of his earrings and gives it to Kim} If you ever need me… use this.

Kim: {looks at the earring} Pretty… how does it work?

Shin: If you have it on, and you need me, I'll know.

Kim: Cool! Thanks, Shin! {hugs him and he blushes}

Shin: I have to get back, now.

Shin disappears and Goku's halo disappears. Kim puts on the earring.

Goten: Look daddy! The glowy gold thing over your head disappeared.

Goku: {looks up} So it has.

Piccolo: #Was that one of your wishes?#

Kim: #Of course. I'm sure he would have done it anyways.#

Piccolo: #And when am I going to find out about your other wish?#

Kim: #Ummm… we'll see!#

Piccolo: #And what were you talking to Vegeta about?#

Kim: #PUFF!#

Piccolo: #NO! Not puff! Tell me!#

Kim: {dances around Piccolo} Puff! Puff! Puff! Puff!

Piccolo: No… I hate that word…

Yamcha: You okay, Piccolo?

Piccolo: {twitches} Tell me!

Kim: {Mokona-imitation} PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Piccolo: ARRRRG!

Kim: You are going to wear a tux, right? {tilts head}

Piccolo: {sinks to his knees} Why? Why do you do this to me?

Kim: Pici, are you okay? You look a little green! {laughs}

Piccolo: {clasps head} Someone get her away from me… please… Goku, Krillin, anybody!

Vegeta walks over and takes Kim away from Piccolo and Piccolo looks shocked to see Vegeta bail him out from the overwhelming annoying cuteness.

Vegeta: She wanted to ask me to give her away at the wedding. That is all.

Kim: Well that's one down… but no one knows the other thing… so you'll just have to wait until I decide to tell you.

Chichi: I guess they are a cute couple.

Bulma: Wanna help with the wedding?

Chichi: Sure!

Kim: This will be wonderful.

Piccolo: #What did you wish?#

Nail: #Yeah! What did you wish?#

Kim: #Not gonna tell you!#

Kami: #Just tell him… Kimberly.#

Kim: #Kami, too. Ah, well… I wished to age like you. So I won't die before you.#

Piccolo: #Is that what you worried about?#

Kim: #Yes.#

Krillin: Come on, it isn't fair carrying on a telepathic conversation!

Kim: PUFF!

Piccolo: NOT THAT WORD! ANYTHING BUT PUFF!

Kim: {high-pitched} Ni!

Videl: Aren't they cute?

Kim: I'm not cute! Don't call me that!!!!!!

Piccolo: #Cute… cute… cute!#

Kim: Maybe I should take Shin up on his offer… He is the Supreme Kai…

Piccolo: What!?!

Kim: Just kidding. {wags her finger at him} So Bulma, Chi-chi… let's plan the wedding tomorrow…

Piccolo: I don't have to be there, right?

Chichi: Well, we'll need someone to help Vegeta watch the kids…

Goku: I can do that!

Gohan: No, dad, you said you were going to train with me!

Goku: {rubs the back of his head as he laughs} Oh yeah, I did… sorry, Piccolo!

Piccolo: Why me? Kids or women… twin troublemakers or the trio of terror…

Nail: #If you pick the kids over her she might kill you… or even worse! CUT YOU OFF and make you sleep elsewhere!!!!#

Kim: #You should trust Nail on this one. But I would like you to spend time with Goten and Trunks AND VEGETA! You two will learn to get along or I will take drastic measures!#

Piccolo: Dammit… I will help Vegeta with the kids… This just isn't fair.

Girls: {laughing} We still maintain an upper hand… Now we welcome two new members to our group! Videl and Kim will be wonderful additions to help keep these men inline.

Vegeta: I always knew they were all in this together…

Piccolo: It's a conspiracy.

Gohan: Mom, you know Videl isn't my girlfriend, right?

Chichi: Maybe you should make it a double wedding… it would be much easier. Videl, you can come look at dresses with us tomorrow.

Gohan: Uh, mom? But me and Videl aren't…

Videl: I'd love too.

Gohan: What? But VIDEL!

Videl: Oh Gohan. It will be perfect!

Gohan and Piccolo: It just isn't fair!