Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Piccolo's Heart... THE PLAY! ❯ Act XXIV: Honeymoon ( Chapter 24 )
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By: ZelAndPiccoloFreak 
A couple little kids crash the honeymoon... but why? Who's really behind this?
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama / Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.06.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 466 | Status: Completed
A couple little kids crash the honeymoon... but why? Who's really behind this?
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama / Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.06.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 466 | Status: Completed
Piccolo's Heart
Key: This is going to be like a play… most of my stories are dialogue anyhow. If a person is thinking it, it will be in parentheses. If a person is speaking telepathically, it will be in pound signs. The chapters will be dived by acts consisting of scenes. Got it? Good.
Setup: Piccolo has been wandering Earth for five years after Cell… trying to find his life's purpose. No one of the Z squad has seen him since Goku's death, not even Gohan.
Rememeber (thinking)
#telepathic#
{action or expression}
~~Author's Note~~
Act XXIV: Honeymoon
Scene I: By Piccolo's favorite waterfall
Kim, with the help of Bulma, has put a Capsule house up by Piccolo's favorite spot. Kim moved most of her stuff from the Lookout to their new home, already. Piccolo is thrilled to be away from the Lookout, because that means no pestering Dende.
Nail: #You still got me.#
Piccolo: #That can be remedied.#
Kim: #Now, now, boys!#
Piccolo: This is amazing, Kimberly.
Kim: I try. I know you are just dying to get out of those clothes, so-
Nail: #Snuggle time!#
Kim: No…
Piccolo: {surprised} No? Isn't that what one does on a honeymoon?
Kim: I want to go swimming. {gives Piccolo the pout}
Piccolo: Oh, not the quivering lip! Anything but the misty eyes! {falls to his knees} Fine. {stands}
Kim: Let me go change then! {runs inside and to the bathroom}
Piccolo: And it's not even going to be nude swimming! {sighs}
Nail: #What did you do!!!!#
Piccolo: #I don't know!#
Kim: Okay! I'm ready! {comes out in a black bikini that barely covers her causing Piccolo's jaw to drop, also her hair is down}
Piccolo: {picks up jaw} When did you get that?
Kim: Well I just recently discovered I have lost a lot of my baby-fat so I decided to update my wardrobe.
Piccolo: I see… it's different.
Kim: {takes off frilly shirt} Now turn the pants into swim trunks so we can swim in our new little grotto.
Piccolo: {obeys and zaps pants to swim-trunks} As you wish.
Kim jumps into the water and Piccolo follows. After a few minutes of splashing and coming in for the kiss, Piccolo suddenly looks overhead. Trunks and Goten are hovering above them.
Trunks: See! I told you they were having fun.
Goten: No fair!
Trunks: I bet they are hiding food, too.
Piccolo: {growling} Scram.
Kim: Piccolo! #You will hurt Goten's feelings!#
Goten: {on verge of tears} But we just wanted to see what you were doing.
Piccolo: #There goes snuggle time.#
Nail: #No!!!!! The horror! Oh the horror!#
Kim: It's alright, Goten. We know you didn't mean any harm. But you see, me and Piccolo wanted to be alone.
Goten: I'm sorry. {bows head}
Trunks: Can we go swimming, too?
Piccolo: NO!
Kim: We wanted to- {too late, both chibis stripped to their boxers and dove in}
Piccolo: #Oh why!!!! Dende! This is all you, isn't it?#
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Dende rolls around on the ground clutching his stomach and laughing his head off. Mr. Popo shakes his head and sweat drops.
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Kim: Um… {Chibis splash her in the face}
Piccolo: Will you two… please, leave!
But, alas, the two chibi Saiyains did not hear, for they were underwater looking at the fish. Well, Goten was while Trunks was looking at Kim. Trunks smirks and then pinches her. Kim jumps a mile and then grabs Trunks by the scruff of his neck.
Kim: Leave… now. Call ahead, next time.
Goten and Trunks leave.
Kim: I wonder how they knew where to find us. I doubt Bulma would tell them.
Piccolo: Isn't it obvious? They probably went back to the Lookout to find us and Dende told them where we were.
Kim: {giggles} That was clever pay-back.
Piccolo: Now… can we?
Kim: And if they come back?
Piccolo: That is what a lock is for.
Kim: True… but will a lock stop them?
Piccolo: No but it will give them a hint that we want to be alone.
Kim: Fine. I guess we can snuggle now….
Scene II: Rajay's house: Real world
Rajay has called the entire gang over to his house. There is his girlfriend, Susan, who has brown hair and is about the same height as Kim. Susan is big into books and movies. Then there is Kenny and Melissa. Melissa is one of Kim's closest friends. She is the normal, quiet one which makes her the strange one of the group. Kenny, her boyfriend, on the other hand, is wild. He juggles random things and he does the cool David Bowie glass ball trick from Labyrinth, due to a certain someone… :cough: Kim, who obsesses about it. There are others there too, like the anime guys, Chris and Brett.
Rajay: Glad you guys could make it.
Brett: Just what is this about? We were in the middle of a good anime. ~~AN: Chris and Brett watch anime together… even hentais… it's scary.~~
Susan: He hasn't even told me.
Rajay: I have a surprise! {clicks on the TV}
Melissa: Are you on the news?
Everyone gets settled down on the couch while Rajay clicks the TV on Cartoon Network, just when the opening of DBZ comes on.
Susan: You called us over to watch Dragonball Z? {stands}
Rajay: Wait! Wait! {settles everyone down}
The Episode title pops up, "The Wedding Bell Tolls". Immediately it shows, Kim sitting in her room at the Lookout.
Chris: I can't believe she's actually going to marry Piccolo. And I thought he was just a vegetable. {looks around as if expecting someone to retort}
Rajay: {smirks} (He remembers Kim usually would snap back with Vegeta is the vegetable)
Kenny: So why?
Rajay points to the TV as he appears.
Everyone: RAJAY?
Chris: How'd you do that?
Susan: You didn't tell me…
Rajay: Watch!!!!!
Everyone watches until the commercial break that happens right after the girls start getting dressed for the wedding. (After the Before the Wedding Act)
Rajay: Do you guys remember Kim, yet?
Melissa: The sky is blue. {she says with a smile} I do.
Susan: WAIT!!! She was supposed to be my roommate! KIM!!!!!
Kenny: David Bowie… oh my god! I remember!
Chris: She obsessed about Piccolo! I remember, too.
Brett: Her dad said I was suspiciously polite.
Everyone: Well, you are!
Brett: I am not!
Everyone remembers Kim. Rajay is pleased that everyone remembers, now Kim can be truly happy.
Scene III: Piccolo and Kim's house
A knock comes at the door. Piccolo reluctantly drags himself out of bed, zapping on some clothes. He opens the door to two mischievous boys.
Goten: Whatcha doing?
Piccolo: WHY?
Trunks: Dende told us to check up on you.
Piccolo: I'LL KILL HIM
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Dende yipes and quickly hides at Korin's hoping that Piccolo will just forget.
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Kim: Piccolo!!! Come back to bed!
Piccolo: Now, you two… go home. It's late.
Goten: But it's not even dark out.
Piccolo: Goodbye. {shuts door} FINALLY!!!!! Tomorrow! Dende, you are mine!
Key: This is going to be like a play… most of my stories are dialogue anyhow. If a person is thinking it, it will be in parentheses. If a person is speaking telepathically, it will be in pound signs. The chapters will be dived by acts consisting of scenes. Got it? Good.
Setup: Piccolo has been wandering Earth for five years after Cell… trying to find his life's purpose. No one of the Z squad has seen him since Goku's death, not even Gohan.
Rememeber (thinking)
#telepathic#
{action or expression}
~~Author's Note~~
Act XXIV: Honeymoon
Scene I: By Piccolo's favorite waterfall
Kim, with the help of Bulma, has put a Capsule house up by Piccolo's favorite spot. Kim moved most of her stuff from the Lookout to their new home, already. Piccolo is thrilled to be away from the Lookout, because that means no pestering Dende.
Nail: #You still got me.#
Piccolo: #That can be remedied.#
Kim: #Now, now, boys!#
Piccolo: This is amazing, Kimberly.
Kim: I try. I know you are just dying to get out of those clothes, so-
Nail: #Snuggle time!#
Kim: No…
Piccolo: {surprised} No? Isn't that what one does on a honeymoon?
Kim: I want to go swimming. {gives Piccolo the pout}
Piccolo: Oh, not the quivering lip! Anything but the misty eyes! {falls to his knees} Fine. {stands}
Kim: Let me go change then! {runs inside and to the bathroom}
Piccolo: And it's not even going to be nude swimming! {sighs}
Nail: #What did you do!!!!#
Piccolo: #I don't know!#
Kim: Okay! I'm ready! {comes out in a black bikini that barely covers her causing Piccolo's jaw to drop, also her hair is down}
Piccolo: {picks up jaw} When did you get that?
Kim: Well I just recently discovered I have lost a lot of my baby-fat so I decided to update my wardrobe.
Piccolo: I see… it's different.
Kim: {takes off frilly shirt} Now turn the pants into swim trunks so we can swim in our new little grotto.
Piccolo: {obeys and zaps pants to swim-trunks} As you wish.
Kim jumps into the water and Piccolo follows. After a few minutes of splashing and coming in for the kiss, Piccolo suddenly looks overhead. Trunks and Goten are hovering above them.
Trunks: See! I told you they were having fun.
Goten: No fair!
Trunks: I bet they are hiding food, too.
Piccolo: {growling} Scram.
Kim: Piccolo! #You will hurt Goten's feelings!#
Goten: {on verge of tears} But we just wanted to see what you were doing.
Piccolo: #There goes snuggle time.#
Nail: #No!!!!! The horror! Oh the horror!#
Kim: It's alright, Goten. We know you didn't mean any harm. But you see, me and Piccolo wanted to be alone.
Goten: I'm sorry. {bows head}
Trunks: Can we go swimming, too?
Piccolo: NO!
Kim: We wanted to- {too late, both chibis stripped to their boxers and dove in}
Piccolo: #Oh why!!!! Dende! This is all you, isn't it?#
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Dende rolls around on the ground clutching his stomach and laughing his head off. Mr. Popo shakes his head and sweat drops.
-------
Kim: Um… {Chibis splash her in the face}
Piccolo: Will you two… please, leave!
But, alas, the two chibi Saiyains did not hear, for they were underwater looking at the fish. Well, Goten was while Trunks was looking at Kim. Trunks smirks and then pinches her. Kim jumps a mile and then grabs Trunks by the scruff of his neck.
Kim: Leave… now. Call ahead, next time.
Goten and Trunks leave.
Kim: I wonder how they knew where to find us. I doubt Bulma would tell them.
Piccolo: Isn't it obvious? They probably went back to the Lookout to find us and Dende told them where we were.
Kim: {giggles} That was clever pay-back.
Piccolo: Now… can we?
Kim: And if they come back?
Piccolo: That is what a lock is for.
Kim: True… but will a lock stop them?
Piccolo: No but it will give them a hint that we want to be alone.
Kim: Fine. I guess we can snuggle now….
Scene II: Rajay's house: Real world
Rajay has called the entire gang over to his house. There is his girlfriend, Susan, who has brown hair and is about the same height as Kim. Susan is big into books and movies. Then there is Kenny and Melissa. Melissa is one of Kim's closest friends. She is the normal, quiet one which makes her the strange one of the group. Kenny, her boyfriend, on the other hand, is wild. He juggles random things and he does the cool David Bowie glass ball trick from Labyrinth, due to a certain someone… :cough: Kim, who obsesses about it. There are others there too, like the anime guys, Chris and Brett.
Rajay: Glad you guys could make it.
Brett: Just what is this about? We were in the middle of a good anime. ~~AN: Chris and Brett watch anime together… even hentais… it's scary.~~
Susan: He hasn't even told me.
Rajay: I have a surprise! {clicks on the TV}
Melissa: Are you on the news?
Everyone gets settled down on the couch while Rajay clicks the TV on Cartoon Network, just when the opening of DBZ comes on.
Susan: You called us over to watch Dragonball Z? {stands}
Rajay: Wait! Wait! {settles everyone down}
The Episode title pops up, "The Wedding Bell Tolls". Immediately it shows, Kim sitting in her room at the Lookout.
Chris: I can't believe she's actually going to marry Piccolo. And I thought he was just a vegetable. {looks around as if expecting someone to retort}
Rajay: {smirks} (He remembers Kim usually would snap back with Vegeta is the vegetable)
Kenny: So why?
Rajay points to the TV as he appears.
Everyone: RAJAY?
Chris: How'd you do that?
Susan: You didn't tell me…
Rajay: Watch!!!!!
Everyone watches until the commercial break that happens right after the girls start getting dressed for the wedding. (After the Before the Wedding Act)
Rajay: Do you guys remember Kim, yet?
Melissa: The sky is blue. {she says with a smile} I do.
Susan: WAIT!!! She was supposed to be my roommate! KIM!!!!!
Kenny: David Bowie… oh my god! I remember!
Chris: She obsessed about Piccolo! I remember, too.
Brett: Her dad said I was suspiciously polite.
Everyone: Well, you are!
Brett: I am not!
Everyone remembers Kim. Rajay is pleased that everyone remembers, now Kim can be truly happy.
Scene III: Piccolo and Kim's house
A knock comes at the door. Piccolo reluctantly drags himself out of bed, zapping on some clothes. He opens the door to two mischievous boys.
Goten: Whatcha doing?
Piccolo: WHY?
Trunks: Dende told us to check up on you.
Piccolo: I'LL KILL HIM
--------------------
Dende yipes and quickly hides at Korin's hoping that Piccolo will just forget.
--------------------
Kim: Piccolo!!! Come back to bed!
Piccolo: Now, you two… go home. It's late.
Goten: But it's not even dark out.
Piccolo: Goodbye. {shuts door} FINALLY!!!!! Tomorrow! Dende, you are mine!