Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Pink Shirt ❯ Part Two ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: All Dragonball Z characters, and storyline etc, aren't a product of my imagination. This story is for fun and to humour my depraved self.

 

PG - Yes, I did get stares from my former classmates when writing this during examination (apparently I'm a weirdo), NZ schooling huh? Oh well hope you find it as funny as I did all those years ago. Apologies in advance, serious character butchery lol.

 

A/N: Takes place a year after Buu (just so you dont have to ask).

 

P I N K S H I R T

 

P A R T T W O

 

Still cursing his woman, he neared the lookout. Piccolo sensing his coming, and more so intrigued that Vegeta would even be coming here, awaited his arrival with interests piqued.

 

“Piccolo!” Vegeta shouted out to the startled Namek, not expecting such an outburst. “Where's my shirt?! I want it back, NOW!' he stalked towards Piccolo, who by now was maddening by the second, at Vegeta's nerve.

 

“Too bad Vegeta! It's mine now”. It was now Piccolo's turn to push the Prince's buttons, this just wasn't his day.

 

“Are you refusing my order Namek?” Vegeta stared bores through him, now more than ever he was pissed, Kakarot would have to pay for this shit of a day. Imagining himself pulverising Goku made Vegeta feel better already.

 

“I paid for this shirt, however, I am willing to let you buy it off me for the small cost of $50.00, yes? You'll take it Vegeta?” the humour of it all danced across Piccolo's face.

 

“Thats it!”

 

*** A few minutes later ***

 

A worn and battered Piccolo emerges from within the lookout with Vegeta's pink shirt. He shoves it at Vegeta. “There, theres your beloved shirt Vegeta!”

 

“I hate this shirt!” Vegeta hissed at him almost tearing the shirt into shreds over the annoyance it had caused him. “Then why do you want it so much?” he skeptically asked.

 

“Its for Kakarot” he simply said, exhausted and hungry, how dare the woman take food away from him! He noticed a chuckle slip past the Namek's lips, dumbfounded he asked “whats so funny?”.

“Let me get this straight... You are giving your pretty pink shirt to Goku, my my Vegeta, I knew you were weird... But gay??” Piccolo broke off into hysterics.

 

While Vegeta readied for another attack on the poor Namekian.

 

 

A/N: Yes, another short one, reviews appreciated, ouji_samas@yahoo.co.nz