Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Renaissance ❯ Oh The Nerve!! ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

I've decided to steer clear of darkness in this fic as much as possible, without causing too much OOCness! Almost every KK/V fic out there is dark in some way! Or the others are sappy romances! So this is going to be one in-between...




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**Vegeta's POV**

He was seated at the far end of the table.

*Baka*

Well not at the end, that was where the woman always sat, and of course I sat at the other head of the table. Next to him was his banshee wife, then the disgrace. There was also the bald freak, the failed desert bandit, three eyes, the Namek, Trunks, and the brat from the future.

A child, a pathetic hybrid child. Yet not so pathetic. Not so pathetic in his fighting skills and technique...


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**G oku's POV**

I know he knows I'm looking at him. I can't help it. I can sense his unease at my constant glances, yet I continue to let my vision sway his way.

He is just sitting there, uptight as always, but no smirk today.

*I would really love to relieve some of his tension...*

The absence of his most know trait must have something to do with the fact that my son surpassed him and defeated Cell. It really must be hard for him. He is the Prince of his race, yet can't seem to take his throne, at least in ways of strength. I would never try to sympathise with him. That would be like admitting to murder, only it would be your body lying dead in the morgue. No, he doesn't take too kindly to 'pity' as he would refer to is as.

My stomach over took my mind. A plate piled high with an assortment of goodies was placed in front of me by Mrs. Briefs. Man, can that woman cook! No wonder Vegeta has stayed here for so long! I dug in and all my senses closed off, except I heard the sound of a disgusted grunt. I looked up with a mouth full of food, chewing with my mouth open, to see Vegeta staring at my with a disgusted look on his precious face.

"Wfuat?" I spluttered, specs of food flying in all directions. I had made a fatal mistake. I watched as a bigger spec of food flew in slow motion and struck Vegeta right in between the eyes. I froze, as did the whole table.

I watched as that vein in his forehead began to pulse, and I saw the anger in his eyes. He looked ready to burst. He placed his cutlery on the table and clenched his fists. My voice had long run away, I couldn't even say a thing, all I could do was watch as he...

"Get me a fucken napkin!" He ordered through clenched teeth, it seemed to me as if he was trying to contain his anger. It left me speechless, um no, that's not right! I was speechless before that...

I few moments had passed but still no one moved. I then finally realised that everyone's gaze was now not directed at the Saiya-jin no Ouji, but at ME!

I filched as I felt a sharp elbow in the ribs from Krillin.

"Goku! Just give him a napkin!" Krillin whispered harshly to me.

"Huh? Me?" I had no idea that I was supposed to pass them to him, then I realised they were right in front of me! Damn! I just had to make a fool of myself in front of him! (Again).

I jumped up and in the process sent my chair hurtling into the wall, the impact causing it to splinter into a million pieces.

"Whoops! Uh...Sorry Bulma!" I gave my best smile and scratched the back of my head in the usual fashion. Then I grabbed the napkins and raced around to Vegeta, who finally had his best smirk on his face again. It seems he found my actions amusing, I only hope that's a good thing!

"Its about time baka!" He growled at me. Did I catch a hint of playfulness in his tone? I gasped slightly as his hand brushed passed mine, and stayed just a little longer than necessary. Thinking nothing of it, I sat down again.

That was weird. Maybe there is something wrong with Vegeta? Usually he would bite my head off, and then we'd spar some of out frustrations away.

"Hey Vegeta!" I almost yelled. Everyone at the table was still apprehensive to re-start their conversations again, and my voice startled them a little. I didn't wait for a reply.

"How 'bout a spar after we finish eating?"

"Hn."

That was a good enough answer for me!

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Our spar was beginning to heat up a little. We were a distance away from the Capsule Corp. compound, a clearance specially made for Vegeta if he ever wanted to train outside. But things were getting a little dangerous. The spectators had moved away, and were probably unable to trace our movements from such a distance. There were numerous craters in the ground, and no plant life left. Everything within a 2km radius of us was reduced to a smouldering cinder. Myself included! It was hot out here!

First Vegeta shredded his top layer, then I followed suit. Since that moment, Vegeta has had the advantage! Every time I see his glistening torso coming towards me at lighting pace, I can't help but stare at its magnificence. Those hard, rippling chest and stomach muscles are truly a sight worth seeing!

I think he noticed he was getting in way too many hits.

"What is wrong with you Kakarot? Can't you take ANYTHING serious for once? Damn you! Do you truly think that low of me? Don't you think I could withstand the power that is Kakarot?! If I were you, I would not hesitate to beat you to a bloody pulp!" Vegeta raged at me then blasted off.

I could do nothing but stand there, mouth agape. Should I follow him? Every time he has been like this, for one reason or another, I always decide against following him, but I think I will chose otherwise this time.

I concentrated of his Ki and disappeared.

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**Vegeta's POV**

I couldn't believe the nerve. He was the one to challenge me to a spar, and of course I accepted since he is the only one worthy of sparring with his prince. But he still continues to go easy on me! I am NOT some weakling! He seems so distracted, as if he's got better things to think about and that it will take no effort on his part to defeat me. It is not worth my time if he is going to play childish games! Even his brat is more mature than he!

Then the baka appeared in font of me, causing me to crash headfirst into his chest.

"Ooof!... Vegeta! Did you have to be going to fast?" he whinged to me. Arg! He irrits me so at the moment!

"SHUT UP!" I yelled inches from his face. I saw him cringe. Something deep inside of me fluttered at the sight of his innocent features, I pushed it aside. "How DARE you waste my time! Get OUT OF MY WAY NOW!" I went to push past him, but he had a firm grip of my arm.

"Vegeta..." Kakarot started in a calm, but hurt voice. "Why do you always run from me?"

*Why do you always run from me?* Such a pathetic question! I, The Saiya-jin no Ouji, runs from NO ONE!

"Kakarot, I have warned you, get out of my way NOW!" I glared, my eyes expressing all the anger I had building up within me.

The fool raised his hands in a defensive notion. "Ok Vegeta, I'll let you go. But we will discuss this. And don't forget we have to finish this spar. How about tomorrow?"

I didn't acknowledge him, only fazed out and flew off, headed for some unknown destination.

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**Go ku's POV**

I looked into his eyes. Do I really cause him that much anger? Is 'Kakarot' the source of his antagonism? How have I done this...? Oh, I think I know how. But that would only mean that Vegeta was either jealous or envious of me and my son, and I really doubt Vegeta has ever felt either of the two emotions with a pride such as his.

Well whatever it is, I will find out! And tomorrow I am going to start to get the prince to talk!


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Capsule Corp.**

"I wonder where Vegeta is going? I mean, I thought he and dad were sparring, but he just left!" Gohan had a slightly puzzled look on his face as he spoke to no one in particular.

"Hmm... Yeah I wonder...Wait no, Goku is with him again" Krillin commentated.

"Yeah your right Krillin.

"Vegeta's probably having one of his mood swings again!" Bulma butted in. "Don't worry he'll come around!" She winked at the two, causing Krillin and Gohan both to blush. "He ALWAYS comes around". She sauntered out of the room.

"Hey listen Gohan, I've gotta go! I'm...Ah... Meeting someone soon!" Krillin blushed crimson. He was the worst liar, even more worse than Goku!

"What is it Krillin? Who are you going to see? OH! I know! Your going to meet your girlfriend!" Gohan yelled out the last sentence, causing everyone in the room to hear what he said. Krillin launched himself at Gohan.

Krillin tackled Gohan to the ground and clamped a hand around his neck. "Gohan! Why'd you go and do that for!? I can't belieOOF!" Krillin got the wind knocked out of him as he received a boot to the side of his ribs sending him rolling off Gohan and into the couch.

"You leave my Gohan alone! Go and see your mechanical girlfriend! Its no wonder you fell for a machine, you couldn't get the real thing!" Chi-Chi laughed at her insult towards the bald and ugly man.

*I can't believe I didn't sense her coming! I guess its because she had such a puny Ki... But that was still one helluva of a kick!* Krillin rolled away from the couch and stood again. He decided to let Chi-Chi's little outburst go unnoticed.

"Hey Gohan! No hard feelings? You know I was only joshing ya!" Krillin nervously laughed to himself.

"Yeah Krillin I know! I was only playing too, you do realise I could have got you off me the second you grabbed me...?"

"Yeah I know! Well I guess I will be off" He shot a warning glance at the wife of his best friend. "BYE!"

Everyone chimed in to bid him goodbye, all except Chi-Chi. "Bye Krillin!"

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Thanks for reading Chapter one! Sorry its short too... Usually I write at least 4000 words but I want to leave that chapter there! I'm not completely happy with it, its a bit boring! But I guess you get that sometimes... I mean that's better than just jumping into the story with them 'falling in love' instantly then a lemon...
Not to worry!

Please review!

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