Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Saiyan Men ❯ Killing Two Birds With One Stone ( Chapter 4 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

YAY! Its Chapter 4! I wonder how many readers I lost with the last chapter?? OH well I had an urge to write that, and since this is my fic I can write what I want!! Well on with the show... I mean er fic!!



All right everyone, sorry if you were wanted more lemony goodness in this chappie but there isn't going to be any!!!! Don't worry though! There will be MORE!



Chapter 4~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I think I'll kill two birds with one stone!


"Whoa!!" Krillin stopped in mid fllight.

"Shit, that can't be what I think it is!" He said aloud to himself. Krillin could feel the Ki's of Goku and Gohan going mad.

'That could only mean one thing........ But it's not possible!! Fuck, the first time I open my senses in years to find Goku to pay him a visit, I stumble along this! I wonder what Chi-Chi's doing?' He thought to himself.

Krillin looked for her, but she seemed to be asleep.

'That's strange, I thought she would have started cooking for those two Saiyan's of hers by now...Maybe I should check, just to be sure!' He continued as he hovered high in the air above a dense woodland. He powered up a little and blasted towards 439 East District.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Son Residence**

Goku opened a groggy eye when he heard a scream. At first he thought it sounded a little like Chi-Chi, but it did seem a little too deep to be her.

"Goku!? What the hell?" He became alert when he realised the voice belonged to Krillin.

"Krillin!' He called out, looking at him through blurred vision.

"Yeah, its me. Long time no see old bud!" Krillin stuck out his hand, offering it to Goku.

"Thanks. Yeah it has been a while! What have you been doing? I see you are still training good!" Goku looked at his life long friend, only oblivious to his nakedness, not the faint throbbing coming from his rear.

"Uh...Goku...You might want to cover yourself up" Krillin suggested to the burly Saiyan, looking at the ground his face green with envy at the sight before him.

"SORRY!" Goku laughed, scratching the back of his. It was then that Krillin noticed the state of the little house.

"What the fuck? Shit! Oh... By the way where's Gohan?" Krillin asked curiously, he knew what he had felt, and finding Goku in the state he was in was not a good sign.

"Um... I don't know where he is right now...But he did that" Goku pointed to the broken house, while subconsciously rubbing his jaw with one hand and his rear with the other.

"Wow... I can't even sense him! What brought all that on?" Goku now eyed Krillin suspiciously.

"Um... Well...Promise you wont tell anyone!" Goku staid childishly.

"Yes I promise! Just tell me!" Krillin ordered.

"Well I..er..You know...with..B..Bulma and..."

"BULMA! GOKU!! If you weren't happily married with kids I would have said well done! But since..." He paused at the look in his friends face. "Goku, is there something else your not telling me?"

"Yeah...and Vegeta" He lowered his head down as if he as ashamed.

"VEGETA!! Fuck man! You really must be deprived of the good stuff!" He felt a chuckle rise up in his throat, for some bizarre reason he thought it was funny.

"I couldn't help it!" He chuckle a but too "I think Vegeta said something about it being a Saiyan thing"

"What? Sharing women? I didn't think Vegeta would be the kinda guy who would like the thought of sharing!"

"Yeah either did I. But when I saw those two together, I guess I just couldn't help myself!" A slight blush added a slight rouge to his cheeks.

"But Goku... I know your not telling me something else too. I mean I didn't exactly sense Vegeta and Bulma here not too long ago." Krillin's face went serious again. He didn't like the thought of Goku AND Gohan. Vegeta and Goku he could handle, only just.

"Oh yeah... I don't know what happened there. I'm really worried about Gohan though! As soon as I went near him, he got this look in his eye. He told me it was either Me or Vegeta! That was after he kissed me! Right on the lips too!" Goku exclaimed "And once he started I guess I kind of lost control of myself" He added sheepishly.

"Hmm... I didn't think Gohan would be like that! I mean, how old is he now? 13? Geez I was still running around playing with Gi Joe's at that age! Oh and picking fights with you! Yeah well however you want to explain it, we don't have time now. Lets go in and check on that wife of yours! And for god sakes Goku! Put on some clothes!!"
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While Goku clothed himself Krillin picked up the fainted Chi-Chi and placed her on the couch. He got a face washer and a bowl of cold water and began to softly dab her face, almost lovingly. She stirred slightly at the touch, but didn't wake.

Goku reappeared dressed in one of his usual orange Gi's. His stomach grumbled loudly, causing Krillin to jump and become aware to Goku's presence. Krillin quickly placed the washer back in the bowl of water, hoping Goku wouldn't see the blush on his face.

"Uh... Krillin?" Krillin felt the beads of sweat begin to form on his forehead, he thought Goku had noticed the attention he had been paying to Chi-Chi.

"Yeah?"

"Do you know how to..ah..cook?"He asked as another rumble erupted from his empty stomach. He couldn't believe it had taken him this long to realise that he had missed dinner.

"I can make do, nothing special. Let me guess, you don't know how?" He asked a little annoyed.

"Its not that, I just never had the chance. Chi-Chi wouldn't let me anywhere near the kitchen while she was cooking. And I wasn't allowed to touch and of the things you use to cook with. So what are you going to cook?" He gave Krillin an irresistible look. Krillin thought that he looked so helpless, it wasn't his fault that his wife had agreed to cook and clean for him therefore there being no need for him to learn how to.

"Fine" He grumbled. "I guess I have no choice do I?" He didn't expect Goku to answer him. "You go tend to YOUR WIFE while I cook us something to eat"

"OK!!" Goku sang happily.

Goku knelt beside his wife. She had never given him the pleasure that he had received today. She always mad sex seem like a sin, something that was bad. He had felt pleasure today that just seemed so unexplainable. Why did Chi-Chi not do it like that? Maybe when you love someone that makes it different? No, it couldn't be that. He didn't even really know what love was. He heard that its what you feel for another and it makes you never want to be with another person. The whole thing had just confused him. He had liked Chi-Chi and he thought that it must be 'love'.

Goku looked at her sleeping face. It was so peaceful while she was deep in her slumber, no scowl knitted her eyebrows together and no angry shrieks came from her mouth.

'I wonder if she knows? Gohan seemed to imply that she did" He thought to himself.

"Gohan...What has gotten into you?" He looked around his house as if to find him there.

'I have to find him' Goku focused hard, trying to locate his son. He sat there for several minutes before he felt a slight fluctuation.

'BINGO!' He cried out in his head moments before he fazed out.


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Gohan fell atop his father exhausted. He couldn't believe how good it was! Now he knew why his father went and had that rendezvous with Vegeta and Bulma.

'I gotta get outta here!' Gohan mustered up some energy that he had in reserves got dressed, and took to the skies.

After flying around for 45 minutes he was nearly completely out of energy so he settled for a little clearing with a waterfall. Piccolo had taken him to this secluded spot a couple of times to meditate.

He settled on the ground in the position Mr. Piccolo had taught him, lowered his Ki and began.

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Gohan snapped out of his meditative state when he felt his fathers presence enter the site.

'Damn him, I thought I had it low enough' He opened one eye to glare at his father.

"Go Away" He stated in a strong voice.

"Gohan...We have to talk" Goku said in a pleading voice. He could barely look at his son, after doing what they had done earlier. He knew it wasn't normal behaviour between father and son.

"Why aren't you at home looking after mother?"

"Krillin is there"

"You know how much she hates YOUR friends, but at least you had the decency not to leave her there alone. I guess I wouldn't want you there after knowing that you had just committed adultery." Gohan said snidely, closing his eye again.

"Gohan...I...I thought that you'd understand" He moved up close to his son and sat in front of him, then placed his hands on his. Gohan immediately snapped open both his eyes and glared at Goku, although unmoving.

"So you liked it then? You liked getting fucked up the arse by your own son?" Gohan looked at him accusingly like a guilty subject.

"That's not what I meant and you know it!"

"Oh I think it is! But you know what?" Gohan asked, Goku got the feeling he was going to tell him anyway.

"What?" He asked a little impatiently and confused.

"I think I'll fuck Vegeta anyway" Gohan said, no emotion in his voice.

"WHAT? But you said..." Goku stammered.

"Fuck what I said! I liked it and I want to dominate him just like I did you, it was all too easy. Plus you got to, so why should I miss out on something like that?"

"Gohan, I didn't fuck I mean, I didn't have sex with Vegeta, only Bulma" He said in a calm reasoning voice.

"Bull Shit" Gohan lashed out "Father I know a lie when I hear one! I could sense your Ki's!!" Gohan's voice dripped with sarcasm as he addressed his father.

"No Gohan, I don't even think I should be having this conversation with you, but I will if it will make you stop acting so inconsistently. I was not 'fucking' as you so nicely put it, Vegeta. The reason for us BOTH to be..." He searched for the appropriate wording "aroused...was because we were BOTH with Bulma at the same time". He concluded his explanation.

All the while he had been looking at his son while telling his story, Gohan's expression never changed.

"Ok then, I guess Vegeta will have to wait" He said after a small delay.

"Oh good" Goku sighed with relief.

"Looks like Bulma's on the top of my priority list now" He said smugly.

Without further word, Gohan powered up and blasted off into the evening star speckled sky, never giving his father a chance to recover from his shock. Unbeknown to Goku, Gohan was headed straight to Capsule Corp. He planned to Kill to birds with one stone, Vegeta and Bulma. Now all he had to do was seduce them.

'Who knows' Gohan thought to himself 'Maybe dad will want some more action sooner than he thinks" He smirked to himself and sped up.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Son Residence**

"GOKU? GOKU??!!" Krillin walked into the lounge where the sleeping Chi-Chi lay. He grew annoyed as he couldn't feel Goku's energy within the house anymore.

"Damn instant transmission" He grumbled out loud.

He looked at Chi-Chi, who still seemed to be asleep.

"Heh, must be a sleep talker!" He let out a little giggle.

He stood there not really knowing what he was doing when he heard her mumbling something.

"Hmm...Oh!"

'Sounds like she's having fun in her sleep' He watched as she began to move about in her sleep.

"Oh! John baby!" She squealed.

'Uhh... 'John baby?' Krillin repeated in his head.

'Some how I don't think its Goku who's making her dreams so good'

He watched as she rolled a little too far on the narrow couch and landed with a thud on the hard word floor.

Chi-Chi cracked open an eye and whispered "Johnny?" It looked as if she didn't know where she was.

"Sorry Chi-Chi its only Krillin!" he announced.

"What the fuck are YOU doing here!?" She screamed in bewilderment. Even though Krillin wasn't a Saiyan, he still had to clutch his ears in fear of his ear drums bursting.

"Actually, it seems I'm looking after you"

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Hey thanks for reading!! Sorry nothing good happens in this chapppy! But you know how it is, I can't have ALL lemony content! There's gotta be some sort of a story line! Seeya later dudes!