Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Sex and the city:Dbz style ❯ Hangover's a bitch ( Chapter 4 )

Hello ppl im givin u ur update so don't kill me yet, ur reviews r so nice and uplifting thanks so much 4 them I really appreciate them.

 

Oznerol: hey do u hate veggie, I love him really but I love embarrassing him more ;) yep defo more moments when he wants 2 murder every1 so don't fret and some other characters won't escape either Veggie will get his revenge on some certain people. thanks 4 the review and I hope to hear frm u soon

 

Trunksmybaby: u make a valid point on the whole 18 getting with Krillen and getting Marron so I guess that's my decision made but I'm gonna complicate it as usual lol, Goku has a few tricks up his sleeve but is 18 going to help him and even if she does is chichi gonna fall 4 them :O even I don't know and I'm the writer don't worry Bulma and Vegeta get their revenge I just feel sorry 4 Goku knowing veggie he is gonna cook up a recipe 4 disaster thanks 4 the review and I hope 2 hear frm u soon : )

 

Carly Mc: Yep im just that type of author always leaving cliffys I hope that doesn't mean u wanna push me off 1 coz that would make me cry :'(, and I visit fairy world all the time except to me its called Dbz world where all the saiyans walk around in boxers and obey me their Queen (damn where's my crown, vegeta better be finished polishing it) 18 just couldn't keep her hands to herself but could you?, c Ahhhhhh not so easy when your in the presence of pure cuteness, um my accent is not like Derek I like his accent but I don't like him, him and Roberto need to take a trip 2 hell KEMAL 4ev@, love him 2 bits, later on dudette o my accent is um English :/ londony not cockney or anything thankies 4 review and I demand 2 hear frm u or else ill set my saiyan slaves on u

 

Kinoha:I'm glad u likey : ) that's was my aim, I hope u don't choke to death or else you won't be able to continue to read my fic and it would be a shame to lose u 2 piece of apple pie spking of that im eating sum apple crumble yummy goodness, and less possibility of death, 18 would b with Krillen makes sense thanks 2 trunksmybaby review, and the launch and Radittz idea would be brilliant I'm definitely gonna include that in my fic, it's a great idea thanks 4 it, in England its roastin and im sure my comp is gonna blow any second good thing is has a fan 2 BAD IT BLOWS HOT AIR : / GRR so think of me melting while ur sun bathing enjoy.

 

Gosha: heya girl hw ya doin, anywho yep Krillen and 18 gonna go 2 gether makes sense, I often get brain washed 2 I remember watching crouching tiger hidden dragon and I got a mop and started swingin around and couple of light bulbs smashed : / mum whipped me 4 that 1, kill bill went around trying to find a samarai sword I think its best 4 me 2 keep away frm those, love finding nemo, but I prefer monsters inc and toy story and I think I'm the only 1 that does lol, glad u likey mmmmmmmm vegeta ass let me ponder that, I honestly think he has the next best ass after goku of course if only I could touch :'( its not FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, my sis said that I said cell was buff 4 an alien : / wot the hell!!!!

 

Disclaimer: Do I look like I own dbz, coz I haven't got a penny 2 my name so I doubt I own it 1 more thing sum1 should burn all the ppl that dress like dbz characters its jst disgraceful

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A hangover is a bitch, but isn't it nice when the bitch comes with benefits

 

 

Ray's of the sun began to creep into the dark room tempting the two inhabitants out of sleep, however they both remained oblivious to the sun's evil light as they both remained wrapped in each other's arms and faces contorted in pure bliss the sun did not relent in its quest to wake up the lover's sleep and succeeded in awaking one of the residents.

 

Bulma sighed annoyed that she had been disturbed, she stretched and rubbed the sleep out of her eyes after regaining sight, she looked around at her surrounding she was about to panic when she immediately remembered last nights actions and turned to face her dark prince.

 

She smiled remembering the events `DAMN WHAT A LOVER!!!!' she hadn't had anyone before that could compare to what she had last night he was everything and did everything so spontaneous, Soooooo good. ` And to think we were both drunk' she sighed if he wasn't drunk he would have been, she shuddered he gave her immense pleasure if he was sober she would have exploded.

 

It did freak her out when she saw a tail, but what he could do with it quickly erased it, the now said tail was wrapped round, her leg possessively, she looked at the clock that read 8.30 am, she groaned that was too early she hardly had any sleep since this big bad boy wasn't satisfied and he kept her up all night but she knew the score she had to leave, this was a one night deal arrangement, no attachments, no feelings and no regrets she tried to pry the tail off but it stood firm wrapped round her thigh unyielding she didn't want to have to wake him up, and then have the awkwardness of the situation bite her in the ass, but she hadn't a choice since the damn tail wouldn't move.

 

“Vegeta” she whispered, Vegeta face smirked as his arms grabbed he waist again and he started nuzzling his face in her back, she growled this was ridiculous this has never happened before, she started to shake him but he remained still asleep, she groaned exasperated looks like plan B would have to come into action.

 

She rose her hand and slapped him

 

Vegeta woke up growling at the hit, it didn't hurt him but he didn't like it because it was an obvious attempt of violence against his person, he looked at the attacker and his eyes stopped on Bulma a sexy grin graced his lips as all what happened came to him instantly.

 

“Your ready for more and I thought I wore you out” He started trailing lazy circles round her belly button, Bulma was surprised normally Guys would just mumbled something and leave or the other way round this was foreign to her.

 

But before she would reply Vegeta crushed his lips against hers rolling her round so that he would be on top, she smirked against the kiss, she weren't going to complain she would enjoy this while it lasts.

 

 

Chichi woke up feeling rough `what the fuck did I do?' she was in a long t-shirt with the words `Z-Fighting arena' on it and in a pair of red boxers, she grimaced, she didn't know where she was and she didn't own a pair of red Ben Sherman boxers, the room was painted a dark orange with a dragon as a border line that started at the door swerved round the room trailed upwards and ended in the middle of the ceiling at the end was 7 light orange balls that seem to glow, chichi was in awe of the bedroom the design was beautiful this person definitely had quite an imagination, she would have to ask who did this .

 

“Your finally awake” Chichi jumped at the male voice `I guess I did sleep with some one' she thought sourly, but she wasn't prepared for the sight a tall man stood up and made his way towards her with a plate of food, he was topless and wore just a pair of jogging bottoms, she was in admiration of the expanse of his chest, she had never seen anything so perfect, it looked like it was carved out of stone and into the flawless sight that stood before her, and she made her way up to his face, her voice caught in her throat, the man was strikingly attractive, dark spiky locks that went everywhere, she had a funny feeling that it wasn't morning hair, tanned skin, his expression was one of happiness.

 

“I hope you like omelettes” he grinned as he set it, down near the side table and took a seat at the edge of the bed.

 

Chichi was just stunned she was in a beautiful room with a handsome man serving her breakfast and she had a throbbing headache.

 

Life is good

 

Chichi looked embarrassed at the man and took the tray and gave a smile of gratitude, she was still shocked at how good-looking the man was and could not say anything coherent.

 

She probably looked a wreck, her make up smeared every where, her hair looking like a bomb hit it and she was probably blushing like a fool, the man was still staring her, she hadn't started eating but she couldn't not with him looking at her like that.

 

“What may I ask are you looking at?” she asked timidly, `I know I look disgusting but damn no need to stare' she thought self-consciously

 

“Do you know, you are very beautiful” Chichi looked away in embarrassment this guy was either blind or crazy

 

“Aren't you hungry, I could do you something else if you don't like omelettes” he said quickly

 

“No, no its not that at all its just that” Chichi was struggling to get this out it was mortifying “well did, we you know, do something?” she said in embarrassment

 

“No, no nothing” Goku said `not yet '

 

“Oh good” chichi sighed in relief, she wasn't that type of person, she had to at least be dating or know the person before she slept with him, besides she wasn't going to ever go out with anyone not after Calvin.

 

Goku frowned at her comment, just because they hadn't slept together today doesn't mean they won't do in future.

 

“Then what am I doing here?” Chichi asked in confusion

 

Goku smiled at her expression, `she looks cute when she is confused' “Well you see, you and your pal 18…”

 

“O so you slept with 18?” chichi interrupted she looked down on the omelettes, she didn't know why, but for that moment her heart felt crushed `It shouldn't be though, its not like I know this guy' she thought in annoyance, yet she couldn't push down the bubble of sadness that had grown in the pit of her stomach.

 

Goku caught the expression, and saddened he didn't like her looking like that, “No I didn't sleep with 18”

 

“Then what am I doing here?” she asked for a second time that morning

 

Goku chuckled “Well if you let me finish ill answer”, Chichi turned red as she gave him a sheepish grin and nodded her head for him to continue

 

“Well I met 18 and she was pretty drunk and she introduced me to you, and well you were in no better state so I decided to take you home with me, because its not safe for two ladies to be in a packed club drunk out of their heads.”

 

Chichi groaned and put her hands on her face in humility, it wasn't fair, why O why did she drink so much.

 

Goku gulped and hoped she bought the story, only half the story was true, chichi was the only one tipsy and he had gotten 18 to take her home with him.

 

“Is 18 still here?” Chichi asked in hope to share some of the embarrassment

 

“No she left quite early” That was another lie, 18 only accompanied them to the complex and left straight after in a taxi Goku ordered for her.

 

“She left me, I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DID THAT!” Chichi screeched cursing the blonde beauty

 

Goku chuckled again at her she was swearing away in his presence ` She looks cute when she is mad' he thought

 

Until he remembered “ O crap I forgot your orange juice” Goku said interrupting Chi chi's tirade of insults, he got up and started to walk out the door to retrieve it while chichi looked at Goku `cute ass' she thought as she cut a piece of omelette and put it in her mouth and smiled at the taste

 

 

 

18 was throwing up in the toilet, she had woken up with a horrible headache and her stomach had to throw out all her breakfast, she grabbed a wash cloth and wiped her mouth of this mornings cereal until the phone rang.

 

She looked in disgust at the phone, it was just making her headache worse and she wasn't in the mood to talk not with her stomach about to give way at any moment, so she just let the phone ring, when she was better she would check her caller display and threaten the idiot who decided to worsen her day.

 

Chichi was laughing, she had been trying to wash the dishes but Goku wasn't letting her there were soapsuds everywhere, she looked like a female version of Santa clause whereas he still remained immaculate.

 

“Come on Goku let me wash the dishes”

 

“No way Chi, you're the guest just go relax somewhere while I wash them”

 

Chichi ignored him and went back to washing the dishes but when she attempted Goku sprayed her with the liquid soap bottle, she squealed when the cold liquid made contact with her arm smearing it a murky green colour, she wiped it up with a cloth

 

Goku smirked “You can't win” he gave her a grin and threw his hand up in a peace sign

 

Chichi smirked back “O I can't can I?” unbeknownst to him she was filling up a jug with water, Goku nodded at her comment throwing a hand behind his head still retaining a big smile.

 

“I'm undefeated”

 

“Well take this CHAMP!” chichi dumped the whole jug filled with water on Goku's head, Goku looked incredulous ` I cannot believe she just did that'

 

Chichi started laughing, Goku's expression was priceless, she was holding her sides he was just so shocked, his mouth just fell open

 

“ HAHA LOOOK HAHAHA LOOK at your face” she said trying to control her laughter.

 

Goku just watched her laughing away, he just beamed at her expression she was just so gorgeous he knew he was addicted to that smile, he would do anything just to see her happy like that, laugh like that, did she not know that laugh was contagious and captivating he would anything to hear it again, he was hooked.

 

A sly smiled adorned his lips at the moment, revenge was in order, as Chichi laughter died down as she wiped a few stray tears away, she looked at the spot Goku was but he wasn't there.

 

“Goku?” she was answered with a face full of flour, it was Goku turned to laugh

 

“You look like a snowman, or snow girl in your case”

 

“ You do realise you have just declared war” Chichi smirked as she grabbed a banana and started to peel.

 

Goku started to back up toward the fridge and brought out a tomato, and tossed it in the air catching it he sexily stated, “Bring it”

 

 

 

“Come on Vegeta, let me get dressed” Bulma giggled, she was trying to put on her dress but Vegeta kept unzipping it.

 

Vegeta just smirked and played with her zipper “You don't really want to go do you?” she smirked

 

“Of course not but I have this stupid meeting and I'm going to be late already I really need to there its important.”

 

Vegeta pouted childishly “Is there anyway I can keep in contact?”

 

Bulma's eyes widened slightly, `I guess maybe he wants to be sex buddies or something' she shrugged she had no problem he was a fantastic lover and the fact she could barely walk was proof.

 

She hobbled away from him trying to find her left stiletto “Vegeta have you seen…” she turned and saw it in his hand a big smirk present on his face.

 

“Hand it over,” she said with a small smile, she knew he was going to make this difficult

 

“Hmmmmmmmm what do you mean hand it over?” Bulma growled

 

“Vegeta I have no time for your games, the shoe”

 

“O you mean this, well first we have to make a deal”

 

Bulma groaned and sat on the bed waiting for his terms.

 

“You tell me when and where and what time this meeting finishes”

 

“Why?” Bulma asked in confusion

 

“I intend on picking you up, for another night”

 

Bulma grinned `Yep I knew it he wants to be buddies'

 

“Weeeeeeeeel, I have this capsule bash happening today, at round 7.00pm” Bulma said running a finger up and down Vegeta's chest “Maybe you could come round,” she said sticking a bottom lip out.

 

Vegeta growled before taking her bottom lip between his teeth and nipping at it hungrily `Damn I've never met such an aggressive lover' Bulma thought `But I sure as hell don't mind'

 

“You know fully well, I'm running a business here after opening for the1st day how can I close it, its Saturday its expected to open”

 

“Well just come for an hour or 2 I doubt anything could go wrong”

Vegeta closed his eyes in contemplation of the proposal, then something crossed across his handsome features before he gave a sexy grin.

 

“I have a better idea”

 

18 was dialling the person that called in the morning ` this arsehole is going to get it' the phone was ringing until a masculine voice picked up “Hello Roshi's motors, you bring em' we fix em'”

 

“Yeah, who the fuck do you think you are calling my house, what kind of arsehole calls at 9.00am!!”

 

Clearly the male panicked “I'm sorry miss I was after a miss.18 I'm sorry if you aren't her, and ill never call again” the guy said quickly in one breathe

 

“Yea this is her and make sure you don't call at that time again you little dork”

 

“Jeez I'm sorry miss I was calling to tell you your car is fixed”

 

“What's your name” 18 said annoyed

 

“Excuse me, did you ask for my name?”

 

“Uh did I stutter, what's your name damn it”

 

“Krillen miss”

 

“Well Krillen when I pick up my car I'm going to report you to your boss!!” and 18 slammed down the phone, “Dumb barstard, what the hell kind of name is Krillen I bet he is a short bald man with no life” she yelled to nobody

 

 

The walls where splattered with different foods, there were onions, tomatoes, leeks crushed on the floor, there was maple syrup on the ceiling, there was jelly on the desktop and a couple grapes scattered round the room.

 

It was a bombsite

 

A tired Goku and chichi sat on the floor next to each other covered in all types of food not one part of the body was spared from the war.

 

They were both breathing heavily exhausted, Goku looked at chichi, she was resting her head on his shoulder, he smiled at the body contact he loved it.

 

He saw a piece of lettuce in her hair he picked it out and threw behind him, this alerted chichi she looked up at him and started giggling then it turned into laughter, Goku started to laugh he probably looked ridiculous, but she looked just as worse.

 

After the laughter died down, Chichi stuck out her hand, Goku looked at it in confusion.

 

“I call a truce” chichi said with a huge grin on her face, Goku smiled and took her hand and shook it “Deal, but I still say I won”

 

Chichi laughed “I swear if I had a carrot or something, I would bonk you on the head with it” she attempted to get up but the contents on the floor caused her to slip and fall onto Goku's lap.

 

Chichi froze as her eyes met with Goku's they couldn't move the animal magnetism was too much, she closed her eyes as she leaned forward as the gap between them closed rapidly, their lips met in a soft sweet kiss that turned in to a passionate exchange of tongues, both battling for dominance.

 

Goku was in pure heaven her taste was unique, sweet, additive their lips moved as if in practised synchronisation, both lips fitting like a puzzle together perfectly, Goku's hand's roamed her curves loving how it felt made for his touch, loving how his hands fitted against her backside, everything about her was endless heaven.

 

Chichi had never been kissed with such passion, she felt his tongue sweep into her mouth, it felt like he was declaring it his territory now, his terrain, and nobody would ever touch her again, Only him, she put her hands in his hair, it was soft and thick, just right, he moaned, she felt him shift in to a position so that she was straddling him, his tail flicked out from his trousers and wrapped round her waist to secure her there, his leg hit the table with caused a metal bowl to crash to the floor.

 

This brought them both from nirvana and back to the real world, Chichi jumped back quickly and began crawling backwards staring at him in horror.

 

`What the hell had she just done, and what the hell is that a TAIL'

 

“What are you?” she said in shock

 

“Wait I can explain!” Goku said quickly

 

“I think I have to go,” she said quickly as well she began getting up and running out the kitchen.

 

Goku jumped up and chased her she ran into the bedroom and frantically started looking for her belongings.

 

“Let me explain please don't Go!” Goku grabbed chi chi's hands

 

“Let me go Goku, please” Goku let go of her hands and grabbed her chin “Don't fear me”

 

Chichi looked at his furry appendage and shook her head free of his hand, as she began her search for her dress.

 

“Damn it where are my things” She looked at Goku, fear clearly laced on her features

 

Goku looked at her hopelessly “I know you're scared, but harm would never come to you, and ill die before that happens” Goku brushed her hair out of her eyes

 

“Goku, I just made out with a stranger, even if you didn't have that” she made a sweeping gesture with her hand towards his tail “Its not morally right, it was wrong just wrong”

 

She went to his en suite bathroom and spotted her dress hung up with a bunch of suits, she grabbed it and started searching for her strapped stilettos.

 

“And so what if we are strangers, I don't care I don't want to be a stranger anymore I want to be with you”

 

“You don't even know me, we just got caught up in the heat of the moment” chichi started nodding to herself as if trying to convince him and her

 

“Lets go on a date then, Ok is that what you want?” Goku said jumping in front of her looking at her desperately.

 

“Goku, you don't want me, I'm worthless” chichi started crying tears streaming down her eyes, she spotted her shoes laid neatly near the dresser, she then began the search for her bag.

 

Goku ran in front of her “Who the fuck told you that, Ill kill them” he threatened he grabbed her arms and looked into her eyes “Tell me who told you that, they won't live” she couldn't tell him what happened she didn't even tell 18 and Bulma what happened.

 

She pushed him away “Forget it, its done and dusted, I don't want to bring up the past” she went out to the corridor and saw her bag in a table; she grabbed it, and made for the door.

 

She went to open it but found it locked

 

“Open the door”

 

Goku stood in front her, she refused to look into his eyes, he lifted her chin and she still had tomato ketchup on her chin, he leaned down and sucked it off, he heard her whimper.

 

“Let me in chichi, don't leave me” he was pleading with her, he had never shared this type of bond with anyone.

 

“I can't let you go, not when I've just found you” he kissed down her neck and nipped at her collarbone, he sucked at it, and she gave a loud moan, he wanted so badly to mark it and ward of all males, he wanted to keep her forever as his lover, best friend, mate for life and beyond for all eternity.

 

“Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase don't do this,” she moaned in a haze of pleasure at what he was doing to her neck, she wanted him to bite, lick, suck that area.

 

Goku was struggling he knew he would have her, all he had to do was keep this up he pushed her against the wall knocking down the table, he was about to raise her shirt, when his door sprang of its hinges and broke down, they both looked at the intruder.

 

“Hey Kakarot, I broke down the door sorry but I have important news…………….uh what's going on” Radittz looked at the sight, his brother had a beautiful woman against wall, she had her hand in his hair and he was lifting her legs and to top it off they were covered in food

 

“Uh Kinky?” Radittz said in shock, Chichi looked at Radittz then Goku she gave Goku a passionate kiss and broke away and ran past Radittz pushing him out of he way.

 

“CHICHI!!” Goku yelled as she jumped down the middle of the flights of stairs and landed on her feet, he chased her and jumped down as she ran out the door she saw a bus stop and ran at break neck speed as a bus was about to leave she ran and jumped threw the back as the doors closed and the bus left, she saw Goku fall to his knees as he watched her leave.

 

“FUCK!” Goku turned super saiyan and punched the floor in rage as a big crack ran and caused a fire hydrant burst to life flooding the area, but Goku paid no attention he was too heart broken.

 

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Um yea that's the fic, um Goku was super saiyan before ok, if u think abt askin that question so review 4 me pls, lol everything seems 2 b Radittz's fault