Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Sex and the city:Dbz style ❯ Loves a bitch so why does humanity crave it? ( Chapter 5 )

Hey u guys sorry this update is late, but I'm on a comp ban so I won't b updating 2much but don't worry. I'm still pulling this fic and I can't answer reviews properly but don't worry I will answer them when my comp ban has been lifted I haven't even checked them but I know they are there so please keep reviewing for me, ill answer them when I'm in my mum's good books.

O more thing, watched esp of dbz wen Goku and Vegeta were in buu's stomach no matter how many times I see that esp it cracks me up so much, who knew veggie was scared of worms wimp, even though I'm scared of them I have an excuse I'm a girl (peace sign) o and lemmie ramble some more I watched Malcolm in the middle and it reminds me of dbz lol just watch it and it reminds u so much of them and how they act.

 

Thanks 2 Carly Mc and Gosha for reviewing my every chappie and I hope u continue 2 do so any who I have gotten inspiration for another fic but when I'm done with this one I'll post it, I'm sure it'll be explosive : ) and I'm loving the song Omarion-O check it out its amazing.

 

Disclaimer: Nope ill never own it, I'm bloody sick of saying it bloody fools. However I do own them in my dreams `drools, Hentai thoughts' lol I shud b careful don't wanna turn in2 Roshi

 

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Loves a bitch so why does humanity crave it?

 

 

18 stood in front of a small garage and grimaced, ` I hope this shit hole of a garage doesn't mess up my nice clean suit', 18 walked into the office ignoring a leering look of an old man `pervert who the hell does he think he is looking at' 18 thought in irritation she felt his eyes on her ass, she shivered and tried to ignore it as she addressed a pig near the counter.

 

“Excuse me I'm here to pick up a blue Lexus”

 

The pig took his snout out of the car magazine (A/N: Yeah right probably porn in disguise), “Can I please have your name Madame”

 

“Yes its Miss.18 Junachigou”

 

Oolong placed the magazine near a box of cupcakes and typed up 18's name they waited patiently for her name and details to come up, but 18 lost patience quickly

 

“Excuse me, but I'm already late for work, you knew I was coming so it's your job as a worker to have it ready on time after all the customer is always right” 18 snapped angrily

 

“Well Blondie, no need for the rudeness it normally takes two seconds to come up, I think the system is down, besides I didn't know you were coming”

 

18 groaned in complete annoyance she was getting mad and quickly, 18 picked up Oolong by his shirt “Listen Pink boy, if you don't get my car in 5 minutes I'll show you what I eat for breakfast and I'm particularly fond of bacon”

 

Fear passed Oolong's features; he was scared to breathe, “Please don't eat me!” he begged, you could see the sweat trailing down his forehead.

 

18 smirked “If you don't want to be breakfast I suggest you get you butt in action and move it” as soon 18 dropped him, Oolong scrambled to his feet and ran

 

“KRILLEN IS THAT LEXUS DONE!”

 

18 smiled but immediately her face melted into one of rage ` so that Krillen is here, ill make sure to make him sorry'

 

Krillen immediately ran onto the scene and promptly tripped, 18 lifted an eyebrow at the show ` well I was right about one thing he is a short loser, except with hair' Krillen stood up and ran to the counter “Sorry miss, your Lexus, is more damaged then you thought it won't be ready for at least a week more”

 

18 cursed under her breath, she was about to talk when her phone started ringing she threw Krillen a scowl, which he flinched under; she got her phone out of her bag and flipped open

 

“What?” She yelled down the phone

 

“Jeez what crawled up your arse and died” Bulma answered as she pulled the phone off in attempt to save her ear drums

 

“Well some DUMB ASS mechanics are wasting my time” 18 said as she looked straight at Krillen, he looked down in shame.

 

Bulma giggled, “Well they normally do, its part of the job description any who I called to confirm if your coming to the capsule bash to celebrate 25 years of success”

 

“Fuck, is that tonight?” 18 said panicked

 

Bulma frowned “You knew about this, its necessary as my one of my best friends to come”

 

“Shit, don't worry ill be there B, but do you have to have a date?”

 

Bulma laughed before answering, “Course camera's, media and everything are going to be there you don't want to look like a total loser”

 

18 cursed again “Fine I'll be there, ok”

 

“Perfect, good now ill just confirm with chichi and all systems are go”

 

18 rolled her eyes “Good now can I go and kick mechanic ass”

 

Bulma giggled again “Sure don't let me stop you”

 

18 put the phone down without saying bye

 

She saw the cowering Krillen she was about to rip right into him when she got an idea

 

`Looks like I will have a date to the ball' she grinned

 

 

 

Vegeta pulled up outside Goku's complex in his metallic blue BMW, he had come to ask a favour off Goku, he parked in a space reserved for his use, he got out and walked up to the door and pressed the intercom.

 

After being let in he walked in and took a lift, up to Goku's residence floor and when he walked up to the door what he saw shocked him, the door was off its hinges, he walked in and saw the kitchen was splattered with different foods.

 

“Surprised?” Vegeta turned around and saw Radittz leaning on the wall with his hands in his pockets.

 

“What the hell happened?”

 

Radittz shrugged “Well the door thing was my fault, but the kitchen I'm not even sure”

 

Vegeta nodded “Where's Kakarot?”

 

Radittz pointed at the bedroom door “When I came in he had a female against the wall, but then she ran away Kakarot tried to chase her but she got away, now he has locked himself in the room, he has been there for an hour”

 

Vegeta took a step back in shock `Kakarot never has females over'

 

“Have you tried to talk to him?” Vegeta asked in interest

 

“Yes, several times but he ignores me and I tried to get in but Kakarot said if I came in he would rip my face off, and I believe him” Radittz had started rubbing his face in appreciation “I wouldn't want this handsome face getting damaged” Radittz looked at Vegeta but Vegeta was already making his way to the room.

 

“Kakarot open this door,” Vegeta yelled

 

Vegeta was met with silence; he scowled `The nerve how dare he ignore his prince'

 

“Kakarot don't you ignore me, I'm royalty I could have guards haul your ass back to Vegeta-sei and prosecute your ass for disobeying your prince”

 

Vegeta grinned feeling certain that Goku would open the door and beg forgiveness, but again he was met with silence.

 

Vegeta growled and sensed out his ki, it was definitely in the room and he could tell he wasn't asleep or else it would be calmer.

 

Vegeta lost his patience and kicked down the door, he saw Goku with his head in a black pillow, he was holding up it to his nose and inhaling deeply.

 

Vegeta walked up to Goku, Goku gave a warning growl but Vegeta ignored it when he got close a sweet scent invaded his nostrils.

 

“So indeed a female has been here,” He muttered to himself “Kakarot what is your problem?”

 

Goku ignored him he continued inhaling the heavenly scent and sighing, Vegeta started growling and snatched the pillow away from him.

 

As soon as Vegeta had done that Goku had his hand round his neck and was holding him against the wall in super saiyan 1 form.

 

“Don't touch me Vegeta just leave me” he dropped Vegeta on the floor and took the pillow and walked back on the bed to sit.

 

Radittz who had watched the whole scene, walked cautiously to Goku and sat next to him “Kakarot there would be other females she is not the only one” Goku just ignored him.

 

Radittz groaned he heard a shuffle and saw Vegeta getting to his feet rubbing his neck.

 

“Hey Vegeta do you think if we take Kakarot back to the club he may take a liking to another female”

 

Vegeta growled and dusted off his suit “You really are a useless fool”

 

Radittz gave Vegeta a dumb look, he was utterly confused.

 

Vegeta sighed at Radittz density “Do you not see it?”

 

Vegeta was greeted with another idiotic look from Radittz

 

He sighed and continued “Kakarot is bonding with the female, and the fact she has left has broken him, and he is suffering withdrawal symptoms” Vegeta looked at the now purring Goku, who was rubbing his face in the silk black pillow and moaning Chi chi's name.

 

Radittz was shocked and immediately burst forth with questions “What! How? He has only known the female for a day and already suffering symptoms, I mean its obvious they haven't mated or the scent of sex would be in the air nor does he have a bite mark”

 

“Well according to mating ritual, if the attraction is strong then it is not needed although it will be to complete the bond, it can take days or weeks, it depends and it's obvious that Kakarot has fallen hard and he won't leave this planet or this place unless its to venture for the female”

 

Radittz nodded in understanding “Well the best thing to do is to go and find and bring her back to Kakarot”

 

“You will not”

 

Both Vegeta and Radittz looked at the now alert Goku, his eyes were hard they lacked the normal playful, childish glint they had grown accustomed to.

 

“Why not it's destroying you, do you not desire her?”

 

“We do this my way brother, I have all the time I need to get her, as much as I desire and love her I must take my time with her, I mean I refuse to go to her quarters and force her into being my mate in due time she will come herself” Goku then looked at the pillow in contemplation.

 

“So you are just going to give up and leave her, she could take another male”

 

Goku just continued looking at the pillow solemnly, “I'll cross that bridge when I get there I don't need any of your assistance, it's my problem and I'll deal with it”

 

Vegeta was about to retort when his phone went off, he growled softly “We continue this after the call”

 

He picked up “Yes who is this”

 

“Hmmmmmmmm take a guess”

 

Vegeta smirked “Somebody I fucked last night”

 

Radittz was used to the kind of talk from Vegeta, it didn't faze him, and Goku was uninterested and lost in his thoughts of a certain black haired female

 

“I should have known that was your response” Bulma said smirked “Has your friend agreed to take care of your club?”

 

Vegeta looked at Goku before answering “Right now he cannot even take care of himself, I might have to take a rain check” He frowned, he was looking forward to sneaking of with the aquamarine female.

 

Bulma pulled a face before answering, “Come on try and convince him, what ups with him?”

 

“He is pining over female”

 

“Poor guy, hey try and bring him with you, he could meet some girl over here, in fact I've got a certain girl in mind” Bulma said already scheming.

 

Vegeta flinched he knew Goku wouldn't leave the room, not with any amount of convincing, and he did not want to explain the joys of saiyan bonding to the plucky female.

 

“He won't, he is how you say stubborn”

 

Bulma giggled, “Reminds me of one of my close friends Chichi, she went through a bad break up and refused to leave her house”

 

Vegeta nodded in mild interest as he kept his eyes on Goku, who now had taken an interest in him.

 

“Does she know Chichi?” Goku croaked out he looked at Vegeta pleadingly

 

Vegeta groaned and cursed saiyans good hearing, he covered the phone with his hand and hissed, “What are the chances, there are loads of chi chi's out there, it could never be your Chichi”

 

Goku got a look of determination in his eyes and with a speed Vegeta envied snatched the phone from his grasp.

 

“Hello Vegeta's girlfriend?” Vegeta growled and tried to take the phone back but Goku dodged him skilfully.

 

Bulma looked at her in confusion and answered, “Um yes, you could say that who is this?”

 

“Uh it's Vegeta's friend” Goku jumped on his bed avoiding Vegeta grasping as Vegeta circled the bed in a predatory stance, thinking of the best plan to get his phone back

 

“Ok uh hi, what happened to Vegeta?”

 

“He is occupied” Goku smirked as he leaped and landed expertly on the black carpet while Vegeta met the head board in a clumsy manner in his attempt to retrieve his stolen phone.

 

“Listen, I know this sounds crazy, but I need to ask a few questions,” Goku said as he pushed Radittz into Vegeta who was trying to get off the bed

 

Radittz grumbled, “I just mind my own business and yet I still get involved some how”

 

“Ask away, but it depends what questions they are” Bulma asked not sure where this was going

 

“Don't worry its nothing bad, I just couldn't help but hear you mention a woman named Chichi”

 

“Yes, she is my best friend”

 

“Ok I need to know if she has long black glossy hair, and very beautiful, quite toned curvaceous body?”

 

“Um well they match my friends qualities but it couldn't' be her what are the chances?”

 

“Ok I have another question, does she know a blonde woman named 18?”

 

Bulma laughed “Now your talking, I guess you may know my Chichi, because they could be only one 18”

 

Goku looked ecstatic, “You know her?” Goku face erupted into a gorgeous smile, Radittz noticed and couldn't help but smile him self, his two brothers had inherited his fathers features, while he had adorned their mother's features, the only thing that stopped his brothers and his father looking identical was his fathers two scars.

 

“Well, I'm sure there is only one 18 in New York and I know a Chichi who is close with her, so I'm sure we are talking bout the same person and your description of her matches so yea I'm pretty sure”

 

Goku yell out of satisfaction, both saiyans on the bed grabbed their ears and gave a look of foreboding at Goku, he grinned sheepishly.

 

“Listen Miss, I know it sounds crazy, but I need to meet her, but not let her know she will be seeing me”

 

“Who are you and how do you know her?” Bulma wanted to find out how this guy knew things about her friends, was this a cutie they didn't introduce her to, she would give them a piece of their mind.

 

“Look please just tell me how it's possible to meet her, I really need to”

 

Bulma thought about it `What if Chichi hates this guy, she would kill me'

 

“I don't know you, I'm sorry but my friend's safety is important, what if your some obsessed axe murderer?”

 

“Come on I'm Vegeta's friend so that should give you enough, grounds to give me a chance and me and Chichi have some issues to sort please, I'll be eternally grateful, and do anything just give me a chance”

 

Bulma didn't not know what to do, she didn't want to leave this guy with chi if he was some weirdo, but he was Vegeta's friend and she doubts Vegeta would hang out with anyone remotely dangerous, then an idea struck in her head

 

“Why don't you come to the annual capsule corp. bash, you would see chichi there” Bulma praised her genius, she could keep an eye on him, and if he were threatening then she would sort it out.

 

“Yes please I would love to, when is it happening?” Goku was already going through the suits he could wear, until it struck him “Wait you aren't Bulma briefs are you?”

 

“Its happening today starts at 8, why yes I am”

 

Goku laughed and threw his hand behind his head “Isn't that funny? I was scheduled to be there anyway, I was invited”

 

Bulma had totally lost him there “How could you be, I don't know you, you would either be a business associate or a personal friend of the family”

 

“I'm the first option, you see I own Z fighting Dome Company, and we invested in capsule corps advertising section”

 

Bulma broke into a bright smile covered in a light reddish hue, she remembered him all right, the guy was a walking God, she remembered being introduced to him and stuttering like an idiot, her Bulma Briefs who made guys fall over each other just for a glance from her, but this guy made her blush, he was so handsome and polite, it confused her but the most shocking thing was he never tried to hit on her, which she was smarting over if he hit on her she would have fucked him quicker then you can say business deal.

 

“O Mr. Son I never knew I was talking to you, I apologise for my rudeness earlier”

 

“Quite alright and what have I told you about calling me Mr. Son” Goku smiled “Its Goku, we aren't in the office you know”

 

Bulma giggled and blushed “So you have taken an interest in my friend Chichi?” `Lucky bitch' Bulma thought sourly although she had Vegeta now she would have loved to experienced him. (A/N: Don't worry Bulma like veggie she is just thinking about Goku, she's not going to try and seduce him)

 

“It's much more then interest Bulma”

 

“Well I'll make sure Chichi comes”

 

“Thank you, but please it's very important that she doesn't know that ill be there”

 

“Ok, she won't know”

 

“Great thank you, if you ever need a favour come to me I'm in your debt”

 

“Its nothing really” Bulma blushed red hot

 

“Thanks again, ill give it to Vegeta”

 

“Finally!” Vegeta muttered before snatching the phone roughly of Goku, who was too happy to notice.

 

“Hey you never told me you knew president of Z fighting dome” Bulma said annoyed

 

Vegeta snorted before answering “So everyone I meet I should tell them `O I know the president of a powerful business owner so what's your name baby'” `

 

Bulma scowled before answering, “Just find someone, to take care of the club and call me after”

 

Before Vegeta could answer she had put down the phone

 

Now he was in a bad mood, “So your happy now?” he yelled giving Goku a dirty look

 

“Very! Thanks Veg-head” Goku tried to hug him, but Vegeta ran behind Radittz

 

“Kakarot, what have I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE WEAKILING EMOTIONS AND THAT DAMN NAME?”

 

Goku shrugged before answering “Um its not fit for a prince yada yada?”

 

Vegeta nodded promptly before composing himself and speaking again.

 

“Well Kakarot your out of the question about asking to look after the club? Who can I ask? And who is trust worthy enough?”

 

Radittz gave Vegeta a grin; Vegeta put his fingers in his temples and started shaking his head.

 

“Well I might as well declare bankruptcy”

 

 

 

“Sure 17 I would love for you to be my date to the capsule bash, yeah that's ok, yah bye”

 

Chichi had just got of her house phone; she had cleaned up herself and called in sick at work so she didn't have to go, she just wanted to get the whole episode with Goku out of her system `I'll never see him again so it won't be hard to forget him' but she knew she was only fooling herself.

 

This celebration Bulma was holding was mandatory and she would not fail her friend, and 17 calling to ask her there was perfect, she knew he had a lil crush on her since 18 always pointed it out when they went shopping, he was the perfect way to forget Goku.

 

But she felt like she was betraying him `Why should I feel that, I'm not dating him' yet she couldn't stop the guilt over taking her senses, she went to pick up the phone to call 17 back but the door bell rang.

 

She went to her Victorian style door and opened it.

 

“Hey chichi baby how are you?” a man said at the door

 

“What are you doing here?”

 

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OOOOOOO whos dat at the door is it Goku? Some block? PICOLLO you'll neva know until next time

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