Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Sex and the city:Dbz style ❯ The saiyan and the android ( Chapter 7 )

Grrrrrrrrr, I am officially annoyed, I can't find my damn USB and I had half the story on it and all my other works so damn it all, and also if my mum gets a hold of it and finds all my stories kiss my ass goodbye it sucks 2 have a big house can't find a damn thing, well here we go again damn it good thing its all saved on fanfiction.net. but on a lighter note I GOT TEKKAN 5 THAT GAME IS SO FUCKING BRILLAINT PLAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

DARK KI A.K.A. LEE: I feel like a major ass lol, I was having a blonde moment (no offence to blondes), well lemmie guess total B/V fan : ( what is the deal with that tell me Y!!!! I want to know what is so alluring about them pls reply in your next review if u give it I mean.

 

Gosha: lol I'm bursting with pride you have just inflated my ego tenfold and I'm not complaining lol, I hate radittz he annoys me can't keep his knickers on, you always need an annoying person in a humour fic and I chose him, you are gona love the rest of Goku's family they are ……….nah ain't gonna ruin it 4 ya so ur just gonna have 2 read on hehe, Vegeta is cool as ice that's just how he is glad u approve, and save all your pity for Goku not radittz he doesn't deserve it thankies for the review : ).

 

MajinBroli: hey there, I take critism very seriously now about emotion I feel I convey the way the character feels in their actions to other characters and their own actions, I generally don't go to deep in because this fiction is meant to be humorous and not very serious, unlike your fiction the “The bouncer” I mean that is based on anger and emotion, I only write about emotion that is deep if the fiction seems right for it check out a fiction im doing called “Love cannot be broken or chosen” it's a Vegeto/Chichi pairing you may not like the pairing but I would advice you to read it because it is very emotion based the 1st chappie isn't too deep but the second one is, if you read it please leave a review in either this review box or that one and tell me what you think, because I feel emotion is very important in fan fiction but it is only important if it is key to the type of fic you are doing, hopefully you understand and I'm glad you brought up this issue, cheers for the review. O love your fic by the way brilliant : )

 

Boozi-Bear: Will you hate me if I said I hate the Gilmore girls, very annoying thanks for sparing me the details, glad u love my story because I'm loving writing it so expect more updates Thank U.

 

Caryl MC: When I'm ill I end up saying neat or coolio a lot, I like them words lol but damn they are dorky lol swell! Damn u need to be prosecuted for that word, it should be erased from the dictionary, YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! THE MOVING VAN CAME IN AND TOOK VANESA FINALLY did u see her crying dumb baby big brother ain't your life so stop the whimpering, I hate when people cry for dumb reasons its just sickening, when Craig cried in the beginning I felt like throwing things at him damn grown man get a diaper, YO YO TROUSERS THAT IS HILARIOUS I WANNA USE THAT LINE IN MY STORY DO YA MIND? I LOVE IT LMAO CRACKED ME UP TO THE EXTREME LOL, getting crazy back there if you bring a gun to radittz head that would make him cry don't do that it mean “cough I'm the one to talk cough” I HATE YAMACHA a) he thinks he is good looking, dunno where he got that idea b) he is bloody weak who gets blown up by a Saibaman weak fool c) he perved on chichi in dragonball YUK CALL THE COPS d) he always knocks me out of the ring in Dragonball z Budokai 3 and that's not on >: ( and ill come up with a million reasons more but that would mean no fic lol, I brought him in to torture him, uh if he was after chichi that would be another ass for Goku to kick but Vegeta needs blood shed too U know, so no deal but that doesn't mean we can't have fun seeing him going down the drain, mmmmmm I can't be the queen without my saiyan slaves would you settle for some humans or a few Nameks lol, evil kanievil that's me, I probably want Science to win now, at least he tells you he doesn't like you instead of bitching like a scared shit, I've lost respect for everybody else Orlaith needs to put her tits away for god sake they are fake ewwwwwwww and jst o I dunno all dumb ppl Kemal is just being such an attention seeker and that earns 0 points, Makosi you aren't preggers so shut up, Anthony and Craig go flirt some where else nobody cares, Eugine just shut up for the rest of the stay you are just all round shit, Derek well now he is ok so I guess I don't mind him winning, lol sorry I'm rambling ha! We both have a tendency to do that come on do you want help on the fiction writing I'll lend a hand pls look if I can do it you can I have 0 self confidence seriously email me: Dbzmastergal@hotmail,com and gimme a shout I'll help pls!!!!!!! We need more G/CC fiction!!!! I chat 2 much sowie here's the update, one more thing Madagascar is such a funny film went to see it Quality lol its really good see it!!Later dudette

 

Gir3000: Hiya im upset you were disappointed with my last update but it was so that it could build to this one, I hope you like this one because its gonna rock, me and my ego lol I'm too fast for those veggies so ha! Actually I think you'll hate me for what I'm about to do.

 

Mysterio: lol that was my intention, to tickle your funny bone so heres your update cheers for the review : )

 

Darrin Schaub: I'm glad u likey so heres ur update hope to here frm ya soon

 

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Heiresstothethrone: mmmmmm not a bad idea, but I have plans for 18 and Krillen, radittz gets what's coming to him soon enough, I'm glad you like it Yamcha is not all what he seems you know that's a lil warning, wow I'm honoured this fic is my 3rd one so I'm on the beginning scales for fanfiction as well, just tell me what you need help with and ill happily give ideas : )

 

ani_girl7789: What is it about Vegeta's buns that everybody is hyped up about lol, nice set though! Im glad u likey so here's an update u lucky person

 

Phew done with that well heres an update peeps since ive finished answering reviews thanks to all of you, and people who don't review don't delay review to day and you might get an update sooner : )

Cheers for u reviewers that have stuck by me love ya all xxxxxxx

 

Disclaimer: I give up on this question for the last time noooooooooooo

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The Saiyan and the android

 

Krillen was nervous as hell. He stood in front of a block of apartments, it was a quite posh area and he felt low class the marble fountains and neatly cut grass just served to fuel his nervousness, he pulled out a crumpled note and looked at the writing which stated Mount Park Apartments. He looked up and saw the loopy writing in gold displaying the name. He gulped one last time before walking towards the block. He went through the fancy doors and walked up to the registry counter where a security guard was seen watching football with a cup of coffee in his hand.

 

“Excuse me, sir. Do you know if Ms.18 Juuhachi-gou lives here, please?”

 

The security guard cursed before turning around and lifting an eyebrow at Krillen.

 

“Listen kid. I don't know what you want with that temperamental broad, but I know for a fact that she definitely would want nothing to do with you”

 

Krillen looked down in shame. He had tried hard to look good. He had rented out a tux and made the effort to get some posies (although they looked quite limp in his hand). The security guard snorted before turning back to the game and muttered a string of curses when he saw the scores had changed.

 

Krillen was about to give up hope when he saw an aquamarine beauty walk by. He couldn't help but stop and stare. She was beautiful; her skirt was riding up a showing a generous amount of thigh. She stopped and flipped her hair flirtatiously at him gave a wink then turned to the security guard.

 

“Hey Jono, order me a cab and fast. I have only 2 hours to get ready for my own party,” she then turned to Krillen.

 

“Hey there good looking. What are you waiting for?” She asked friendly.

 

Krillen came out with a string of burble and turned to the floor, blushing.

 

She laughed, She was used to guys losing their way with words around her.

 

“He's here to see 18, but I refused him access. What would she want with a loser like him.” Jono mocked before turning back to the game.

 

Bulma gave Jono a dirty look. He was snobbier then her, and she was rich! She gave Krillen an apologetic look.

 

“What do you want with 18?” She asked curiously.

 

Krillen eyes lit up before actual English came out. “Do you know her? I'm her date for this special bash or what ever at Capsule Corp.” He spoke excitedly.

 

Bulma grinned. “So you're the naughty mechanic that messed with her car.” She chirped, she leaned down and whispered. “Sure you weren't looking for a date?”

 

Krillen blushed, and began shaking his head furiously. “No I just… I mean… Her car was messed up and I kind of left it last minute, because I was fixing other cars.”

 

Bulma giggled again. “Are you sure?” She asked teasingly, but before he could answer she asked him another question. “Aren't you here a little early?”

 

Krillen blushed for the 4th time that night. “I was afraid that I would lose my way, and my car tends to break down a lot.”

 

Bulma shook her head. “You know what, I'll get a limo to come down here and how about a new set of flowers?” She commented as she looked at his pathetic posies.

 

Krillen looked shocked. “You don't have to do that.”

 

“You'll pay me back later.” She winked. She heard a tooting of a horn “Well gotta run. I'll see you at the bash. Jono let him see 18.” She chided and blew a kiss at Krillen. who blushed again.

 

“Jeez short stuff, I wonder what made Bulma Briefs like you. She is usually rude to guys like you.” He wondered as he turned back to his match.

 

Krillen shrugged before is brain caught up with what the guard said. “THAT WAS BULMA BRIEFS, OH MAN AND I ACTED LIKE A DORK!” He screamed.

 

 

Chichi was adding the finishing touches to her look. She wore a long lavender silk gown with no straps, and wore pointed stilettos with similar colour. She left her hair down so it flowed and stopped at her shoulders as the rips curved outwards. She made quick adjustments to her slanted fringe and tucked her purple flower clip in place.

 

“Chichi are you done yet?” Yamcha whined he had been waiting for an hour to see her, `why can't girls be like guys just a quick spray chuck on some clothes and out the door' he thought. But his thoughts came to a halt when he saw chichi stand before him, she was gorgeous in his eyes as his mouth dropped open to prove his point.

 

“Close your mouth Yamcha, you don't want flies in there now do you?” Chichi teased she was looking for that reaction and gladly welcomed it.

 

Yamcha's brain woke up with the comment, he quietly chuckled to himself and stood up “You look remarkable and I'm sure 17 would agree” He murmured as he leant down and gave her a kiss on the cheek. Chichi blushed and giggled “Save those kisses for Bulma”.

 

She clucked her tongue in annoyance and started straightening Yamcha's tie. “I swear you men, can't do a thing by yourselves” she scolded in a motherly tone.

 

“You women always wanting to choke us men” Yamcha moaned as the tie started cutting of his circulation, the doorbell rang interrupting the two, chichi smiled

“Right on time” She left the suffocating Yamcha and made her way to the door.

 

She opened it and she saw a nervous 17, with a big bunch of roses in his hand. (A/N: LOL more prepared the lil Krillen)

 

“Hi Chi………” 17 dropped the roses as he looked at her; he was the second male of the night to have a total brain shut down.

 

Chichi smiled and picked the roses from the ground, “I'll just put these in water shall I?”

 

17 nodded mutely as he watched chichi disappear into the house. “You can come in you know” 17 mentally slapped himself for the slip and walked in to the single floor apartment.

 

He went into the living room and saw a tuxedo clad Yamcha on the couch; Yamcha got up with a smile and grabbed 17's hand.

 

“Hey there man I haven't seen you since our football days” Yamcha said shaking 17's hand.

 

17 forced a smile as he pushed down the jealously he felt, that chichi had Yamcha in her house on their date.

 

“Hey what are you doing here, I thought you were with a team or something?” He grunted.

 

“Long story man, hey you don't mind me tagging along in the Limo Chichi said it's all right” The oblivious Yamcha said.

 

“Its cool, but why are you going, I thought you and Bulma were enemies or something” 17 asked interestedly.

 

Yamcha winked, “I'll tell yah during the drive, but lets just say it's got something to do with a diamond ring”

 

17 eyes widened he was about to ask more questions, when chichi returned, “Sorry for the wait I was just finding a vase for those beautiful roses”, 17 smiled and walked to her “Not a problem” he held out an arm for her.

 

“Shall we?”

 

Chichi smiled at his manners, she straightened her matching purple scarf and wrapped an arm round his muscled arm.

 

“We shall”

 

“Hey don't forget me” Yamcha yelled as he ran and grabbed Chi chi's other arm, chichi rolled her eyes while 17 scowled and prayed Yamcha wouldn't follow them around all night because he might have to start throwing fists.

 

 

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Goku was looking at his watch and back at Vegeta's room. He was at his mansion and Vegeta was taking a while, he was in such a hurry they had wasted an hour educating radittz and telling him the dos and don'ts of running a club. The questions radittz asked was enough to send Vegeta into a fit, but Goku rescued the day by telling Radittz every thing he thinks is right, is WRONG and strippers are not allowed to run the club.

 

“Vegeta can you hurry up it's 7.45 and the bash is at 8.00 and you know it'll take an hour to get there” Goku yelled.

 

“ Shut the hell up, if I want to take my sweet ass time, I'll take my bloody sweet ass time”

 

Goku cursed and turned the TV on in order to calm his nerves and temper. He switched it on to the entertainment channel where a woman with dark blue hair stood next to a red carpet. “Hello this is the Entertainment channel, I'm your host launch bringing you live coverage of this year's annual Capsule bash, where there are arrivals”.

 

Goku ears perked as he look at the TV, “As you can see one of the heiresses best friends are one of the arrivals, the beautiful Ms.18 Juuhachi-gou” at that moment, 18 stepped out of the limo with a smirk in place. She was about to walk away, when she wore a scowl and went back to the limo. She then dragged out an extremely short man and slapped him upside the head.

 

The reporter looked confusedly at the fuming 18 and the blushing Krillen.

 

“Um I guess that's Ms. Juuhachi-gou's date, well she wears a beautiful gold dress from her own designs I will be certainly getting one myself” the reporter yapped.

 

Goku sat on edge, he was scanning the TV, for any sign of Chichi but found none. He wiped his head in relief, he was hoping to get to her before she hit the red carpet he didn't know how he was going to do it but he knew it had to be done.

 

“We wait the arrival of the heiresses other business associates, but they must get here soon, the bash starts in 15 minutes we are missing quite a few people. The owner of the Z fighting Dome Mr.Goku Son is yet to make an appearance, I'll be looking forward to seeing him and I'm sure a lot of women are” the reporter winked at the camera while Goku rolled his eyes in annoyance.

 

“We'll be back after these messages, so don't touch that remote or you'll be missing one heck of a party”.

 

Vegeta came out of the room with a frown in place. He didn't trust Radittz with his club, but he his lust for Bulma was overbearing and needed to be controlled so his appearance at the capsule corp party was necessary. He straightened his white dress shirt and grabbed his guest pass before walking into the living room.

 

“Kakarot, I'm done lets go” Vegeta was immediately shushed by Goku, he snorted at the rudeness and muttered about stupid baka's who can't make up their minds, before talking a seat in a plush black couch. He regarded the program that Goku was currently enthralled with, and saw a woman with blue hair.

 

“Hey you people at home who are just tuning in your currently watching the cc annual bash, I'm your presenter launch bringing live coverage of this big party”

 

“Kakarot why are we watching this, would it not be better for us to be there rather then watching like commoners?” Vegeta said haughtily.

 

“Just shut up and wait Vegeta then we leave,” Goku snapped.

 

“The prince of all Saiyans waits for no one” he snorted before muttering a few choice words.

 

“We have a new newcomer, and its……”

 

Goku paid close attention as the cameras showed a man with short black hair step out and hold out his hand, and then he saw her.

 

“Ahhhhhhh another of the heiresses close friends Chichi Mao!”

 

Goku stiffened as he saw the shorthaired man, wrap his arm round the smiling Chichi and kiss her on the cheek.

 

Vegeta felt Goku's power level rising. He looked at the TV and saw a woman with black hair and two guys present next to her, `judging from Kakarot's reaction, I guess she is the mate he is looking for…. nice set of legs' he smirked he made sure to keep the comment to himself for fear of incurring the younger saiyan's wrath.

 

Vegeta looked at the now growling Goku, and prayed that his television didn't suffer any terrible fate.

 

As soon as he thought that he saw, his remote cracked in Goku's hand then the Plasma TV gave off a small spark before blowing up.

 

“Now we can go,” Goku coldly stated as he walked briskly out of the sitting room and to the front door.

 

“That's coming straight out of your wallet Kakarot” Vegeta muttered, he may have been mad but he knew better then to test a pissed saiyan's patience so he kept his scolding to a minimum.

 

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Bulma was pissed beyond belief. The guy from the previous night was not here and instead her stupid ex boyfriend was, as soon as chichi had arrived with him she had refused to speak to her.

 

“Awwww Bulma come on, he came back unexpectedly, and I thought he should come along” Bulma turned away from her best friend and instead took a long swig from a glass of champagne.

 

“Bulma you know I don't do well with the silent treatment, at least talk to me” Chichi pleaded, she wanted her and Yamcha to hit it off again so they could all become the unbreakable 5 just like in high school.

 

“And you know I don't do well with ex boy friends Chichi, I thought you were my friend but all along you were conspiring with that piece of filth” Bulma hissed before grabbing a glass off a tray from a passing waiter and taking another gulp of champagne.

 

“Bulma you're going to get yourself drunk so control yourself. This is important for capsule corp and I doubt it will bode well with anyone if they see the heiress off her face, and I just want you and him to be civil to each other I don't want to be torn between friends”

 

“OH YEA, you're meant to be my best friend so there shouldn't be any doubt on who you side with” Bulma yelled showing her tipsiness, Chichi grabbed her before she could stagger and show evidence of her drinking.

 

“Is everything ok?” a worried 17 spoke as he joined chichi and Bulma, Chichi had left him saying she needed a quick word with Bulma and he had seen the scene unravel.

 

“Thank God, 17 Bulma has drunken a little too much so I need you to take her to her room and stay up with her for a bit, ill need a quick word Yamcha”

 

17 nodded he wrapped his arm round a giggling Bulma to hide suspicion; he was about to walk off when Chichi stopped him.

 

“It's really sweet what you are doing 17” she gave him a kiss on the cheek.

 

17 smiled back “Anything for you Chichi”

 

When 17 turned back chi chi's face became grim, she quickly wiped her mouth with disgust. She couldn't keep this charade with 17 up, she was trying so hard to like him but the handsome, spiky haired man invaded her thoughts once again.

 

`Damn it I'll never see him again so why am I not over him, he is all that I think about' she thought angrily.

 

She felt like blaming him for all her problems right now, after all it was his fault for being so devilishly charming, handsome, sweet, funny ahhh she was naming all his pros again `forget him chichi they normally forget you' she thought dejectedly, the guy was a dream come true so there was nothing stopping him from snapping up some other girl, because lord knows she royally cocked that one up.

 

“Hey beautiful, what's got that smile turned into a frown”, she lifted her head and saw Yamcha with a look of concern.

 

“Nothing really” she sighed playing with the rim of Bulma's confiscated champagne glass.

 

“It's that guy right?” Yamcha frowned; chichi had told him of the whole events that took place on that faithful day. He had advised her to forget the guy but she still constantly thought of him.

 

“Chichi I doubt you'll see him again so stop thinking about him, its not good for you”

 

“Oh and what do you know? Bulma hates you and your plan to win her back is fucking up,” Chichi snapped, she then realised her mistake “Sorry Yams I'm just a bit on edge”

 

“Its alright if you need to vent by all means use me” He chuckled, then his face saddened, “I know Bulma hates me right now, but then she did love me once so I hope I can get it back”

 

Chichi nodded and smiled, “She's up there right now, go up and talk to her and tell 17 his shift is up while your at it”

 

“Bulma and champagne never did go well” Yamcha sniggered; he gave a thumbs up and then made his way to the grand staircase.

 

Chichi sighed as she was left alone for the night again; she looked around and saw men laughing heartily with some super model blonde next to them. Couples dancing romantically to the slow jazz music, old investors with their fingers laced in their wife of 30 or so years, heck even 18 was having the time of her life with the small man. Never had she felt so alone as she did now.

 

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Vegeta was holding his heart. Goku had speeded like a crazy person and got flashed by so many cameras' it wasn't funny and the worst part of it was this was his car.

 

“Kakarot, slow down do you want us to get killed?” he groaned as Goku over took an old woman in a mini.

 

“Quit your griping Vegeta, we are almost there 5 minutes is all that's needed” Goku smiled, it had taken him 20 minutes to get here, but he was going way over the speed limit.

 

At the moment, a car tooted, Goku looked at the side mirror and saw the old woman give him the finger for cutting her off. Goku smiled sheepishly and speed away causing her to cough on his dust.

 

After two minutes flashing lights could be seen and huge cheers could be heard, Goku drove up to the entrance. He was met with a light tapping on the tinted windows of the Benz.

 

“Excuse me sir, unless you're a guest your not allowed here,” A valet scolded.

 

“Who said I wasn't” Goku said as the window went down.

 

The valet blushed, “Mr.son I'm so sorry we all thought you wouldn't be present”

 

“Yeah well I am” Goku said as he stepped out and handed the keys to him, Vegeta got out some what agitated and followed Goku on to the red carpet.

 

There were cries for Goku to stop and pose for the cameras. But he made no heed he had one thing on his mind and that was Chichi.

 

Vegeta was slowly losing patience at the news crew they were flashing their cameras so much and it was becoming too much for his saiyan eyes.

 

“How the fuck do you deal with all the publicity Kakarot, I mean I'm a prince and they don't act like this on Vegeta-sei” he complained as he made a rude gesture to one of the photographers, which caused more flashes as a string of curses left his mouth.

 

“Just ignore them Vegeta” Goku just gave a little wave to the crowd to hush them, but in fact they screamed more “Don't go super Vegeta, this isn't the place”, he gave a quick peace sign to the cameras and walked quickly to the entrance.

 

Vegeta grumbled and followed Goku to the entrance, after passing security.

 

From what Goku could see, the party was well underway but it didn't really interest him he only wanted to find chichi, he closed his eyes briefly, then a smile graced his features when he felt her ki close by and better yet it was alone.

 

He then began his search leaving Vegeta behind to quest for his own mate.

 

 

 

17 was walking down the grand staircase rehearsing how he was going to ask chichi for another date. He had been taken with her ever since high school and always had a secret crush on her. He always found himself dating women of similar look to chichi but they could not offer what the real Chichi could.

 

So asking her to the capsule bash was a perfect excuse to know her on a relationship level. He finished his decent and saw her standing near the buffet table picking up some shrimp and popping it into her mouth, he saw her smile and take another obviously pleased with the taste, he grinned and made his approach, unbeknownst to 17 another male was approaching chichi rapidly.

 

“CHICHI!” she looked up and saw a smiling 17 coming towards her.

 

“CHICHI”, she turned her head and saw a distraught Goku eyeing 17 with malice, the prawn she was chewing fell out of her mouth.

 

The shit was most definitely about to hit the fan

 

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God's I'm evil I wanted 2 continue u it but this was the perfect cliffy I'm sorry u guys lol I could help my self so review pls, im sure Goku and 17 will become best of friends after all they share one thing: their love for Chichi mwhahahaha soooooo evil.