Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Sex and the city:Dbz style ❯ O grandma i'm gonna faint ( Chapter 9 )

You guys are AWESOME!! I am so pleased with the response for the lemon. I thought it was quite crap because after posting it I was noting what I could have done, and how I could have improved but you guys are so… no words damn you just rule! I write for myself but you all make me want to write like crazy ^_~ that won't be the last lemon folks and hopefully that one will be better. Any who on a bad note I might be getting reported, because I gave some girl a review, stating ways of improving her fic because it was badly written and her idea initially seem a little ludicrous, but I told her how to improve and now she is claiming me and another person that has the same opinions as my own are harassing her and she is going to report both of us. I mean come on do you really think Gohan could die in a car crash, I was VERY sceptical the guy who defeated cell, dies in a car crash come on!! But I just told her it wasn't possible I never said WOW that's crap. And now she is going to cry to the system administrator. Its little kids like this that make me angry, if someone gives an opinion as a writer you read and think about what they said, you don't cry and snivel about it. I've had my fair share of opinions and even one that hurt my feelings (not in this fic) but I just took it on the chin. Not all reviews are going to be roses and flowers, and funny enough mine wasn't even a flame in fact I praised the idiot after. When she gets a true flame then she will learn her lesson, it truly is pathetic. Sorry for the rant I just had to get it off my chest.

And sorry its late because I got the sims 2 for computer and have been addicted, ive been neglecting fiction writing and food lol.

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Gosha: o GIRL !! that made me blush, it wasn't too great in my opinion. You really touched me and it means a lot coming from you thank you!! And well I've been a Dbz fan for about 6/7 years and G/CC fan for 6 years. Damn how have you been for 10 years I mean we are in sucky England that has dumb anime's like B-DAMAN * shudders *

I loved it when it first came out in 1999 it was a serious addiction for me, I just loved Dragonball z so much and I still do. I've been reading fanfiction for about 3 years, when I was 12 I was kind of reading it and when I came across the romance and lemons I was horrified lol so I gave it up. But 2 years later I became drawn again because dbz was coming to an end and I really didn't want it to end so I indulged my self in fanfiction and grew to love the lemons and romance more then ever. I haven't looked back since and at 17 years of age still loving Dbz and I don't think ill ever give it up lol my mum seriously thought between the ages of 13-15 that I needed to see a psychiatrist because I loved Dbz so much Lmao she was worried for my health and sanity because I have Goku on the brain. O well lol that's my history so tell me how were you a fan for that long I'm interested. O yea I wasn't impressed with GT Akira Torinyama wasn't really part of it so no wonder it flopped.

 

Herra: Hey thanks there is more lemons to come and I think you will be shocked on the Vegeta and Bulma thing its not what you think. Cheers for the review.

 

Caryl MC: heya girl, I love when you review makes me laugh. The lemon sucked ass in my opinion I wanted to do more, I was regretting what I posted and I was gonna take it off but after what you and Gosha said I kept it ^_^

Big brother smells now, what is with Kinga she was not bloody drunk the girl has serious issues. I knew Makosi had a weave the minute she came in, it was nice at first but now it's gone mangy and she has settled for the spy wig lol. Eugene was rude OMG!! I thought he was permanently happy or something well he doesn't deserve to win actually none of them do…maybe Makosi or Anthony. Anthony won he didn't deserve it.

 

I don't think Miranda and Carrie have ever had a fight. I wasn't trying to make it actual sex and the city, just sort of following the same guidelines just with their own personalities and just throwing Dbz characters in it to make it original. I think its going off its original plot but its to a better direction so I don't mind.

 

I didn't watch Charlie and the choc factory; I'm going to see it though. Johnny Depp is so gorgeous but I think he looked a little strange in that film, I don't find him attractive in pirates of the Caribbean (dodges stones) he looks weird, but return to never land he looked so drool worthy. My two guys are Tobey Maguire( I know I know yuk but for some reason he is my ideal guy) and Hugh jackman, o that guy is just to Gorgeous for words I love him (Wolverine in X-men, and van helsing) the bloke is my hubbie ^_^ but saiyans all the way lol.

And no flame throwing, scythe wielding fairies can take my slaves maybe scare Gohan but no nope and no hahahaha…ahem heres the update

 

Sofiya05: Hey lol yep lots of drama going on, but the Vegeta and Bulma thing is not what you think… Saiyans seem possessive to me, even in the anime if you don't see it. I do they all kind of show that they would mind if some guy tried it on, even Goku does lol later and heres your update.

 

Goku fanatic1: hey girl good to here from you, loving burn that's a cool idea but is it more of a v/b thing then G/CC thing… any who thanks for the review heres the update.

 

Gir3000:thanks girl, hardly anyone is reading the other one but I really don't care because that one means something to me on a personal level then this one, so im updating it anyway because I love writing. I write for myself and not for reviews. I only post if people that like fics that are more meaningful then some sloppily written crap. Thanks for the support girl!

 

Boozi-bear: It's a shame to see you go, but its nice of you to tell me because you're a regular reviewer and I like chatting to you. Good luck with your career and thanks for supporting me its people like you that give a girl inspiration to write.

 

Jsinuyasha: Thanks for the complement, like I said I thought it was crap but if you thought it was good it kinda works for me, it won't be my last I want to improve because it still lacks in my opinion cheers for the review.

 

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Dark KL aka lee: Don't worry, I'm open to all opinions (unlike some) and I thought of this as a nice discussion, not anything heavy. Well I'm still not impressed with Vegeta, he really is a selfish barstard that does everything to fulfil his stupid pride.

I had this type of conversation with a friend of mine, and I defended him with the him defending Trunks thing, she said he was doing just for a selfish reason. And I agree with that Vegeta has changed and I forgive him for the things he did as he earned his forgiveness via buu saga, but from saiyan saga all the way to cell saga he was class A dick everything he did, he did for himself in those points, only in the buu saga did I grow to tolerate him and even like his `I've got a stick up my ass' ways. I do notice the ways he has changed that's why, I write about him or else I would leave him out.

 

Majin Broly: I figured it was you; nobody has an original name like that, your opinion means a lot to me because you seemed a little sceptical at first if I am not mistaken. But it seems you may like the story, which is cool. I've been meaning to ask you, why does Broly appeal to you so much as much as I try to understand him he is just a crazy ass who couldn't take some snivelling from a little child. I've only seen two of the Broly movies, the 1st time he appears and the clone one and he has not impressed me there. Powerful yes, quite attractive yes, depth no. I'm thinking of writing a fic about him hopefully you will give it a read.

 

Ani_girl7769: Lol I didn't know it was addicting, thanks for the complements on the lemon you embarrass me, no withdrawal for you coz here's the update ^__^

 

Crazed reviewer: I'm glad you are enjoying it, because I enjoy writing it. Hmm lets just say…nah you have to read! So scroll down don't let me keep you here.

 

Heiresstothethrone: Hey girl lol don't feel sorry for 17, I did feel sorry for him but last chapter I was pissed with him, lil barstard. Mmm the whole Vegeta and Bulma thing… you have to read its not what you think. I hate being patient to I lack it to the extreme. Wouldn't it be funny if someone named patience wasn't patient hahahaha sorry that was extremely dumb but it sounds funny to me.

 

You guys are awesome and I ramble too much but I can't help it Gemini trait to ramble any who here's the update. I don't know why I'm listening to slipknot and writing this lol I need some rap music but no pop YUK!

 

Disclaimer: Don't own any. And I don't own Millie's Cookies either (they are damn good cookies)

 

 

O grandma I'm going to faint

 

Vegeta groaned, as he looked at the scene.

 

Bulma was moaning and vomiting in a bucket, while Yamcha grunted at the display and looked away in disgust. ( A/N:LMAO, I did that on purpose because I knew that was what you would think hehe, (dodges stones) sorry but this is a comedy lol)

 

Bulma clutched the bucket to herself as her neatly done hair fell to her shoulders limply.

 

“Woman what the hell is going on?” Vegeta growled as he stared daggers at Yamcha, who looked at Vegeta slightly in fear and rubbed Bulma's back in a soothing manner.

 

“So you have decided to show up, and only an hour late bravo” Bulma mumbled before she spat in the Bucket.

 

“So in this hour, you have already drank yourself into the ground” Vegeta sneered loudly in disgust, Bulma held her head at his loud tone.

 

Yamcha rubbed Bulma's back to comfort her.

 

“I don't who you are, but leave can't you see Bulma needs peace and quiet your not helping” Yamcha spoke firmly annoyed with the rude man.

 

Vegeta walked to Yamcha and lifted him by his collar, Yamcha's eyes widened at the guy's strength.

 

“Your no longer needed slave boy” Vegeta smirked as he walked to the door and threw Yamcha out headfirst.

 

Bulma moaned and emptied more of her stomach into the bucket; she mumbled a few curse words.

 

“You didn't have to throw him out he helped me, even if he is a dumb ass”

 

Vegeta shrugged, “He was holding you too close, and the fool was annoying me” Vegeta sat next to Bulma and held her hair back, so it wouldn't get in the grubby bucket.

 

Bulma gave Vegeta a small smile and was about to give him a kiss on the cheek, when her face convulsed and she ended up vomiting half on his lap and half into the bucket.

 

“Urgh! What made you think I wanted to kiss you with that crap in your mouth” Vegeta jeered, despite the fact his tux was stained with would be contents of the banquet downstairs.

 

“I'll make sure to vomit in your mouth next time you jerk!” Bulma screeched before turning green and hurling in the bucket.

 

Vegeta just laughed and continued taunting while Bulma scowled into the bucket.

 

 

Goku was holding Chichi close. She was sleeping deeply with her head buried in his chest, and sighing every so often. Goku couldn't keep the smile of his face he had had her and repeatedly! And she was his mate now, she would never leave him and likewise for him.

 

He felt like taking her again, but she was sound asleep and he didn't want to wake her. But he couldn't get to sleep; he was too horny and too full of energy. Goku reached his hand down, and placed it on her womanhood. He then began making small patterns on her nub with his thumb and teasing her folds with his fingers.

 

He just wanted to have her one more time; he felt her shudder and try to shift so his fingers were directly on her opening. He smirked and took them away.

 

“Goku please…don't tease” he heard her murmur, in her sleep.

 

“Chichi” Goku whined, he knew there was no way he could get to sleep in this state it was too uncomfortable.

 

He ran his fingers in her hair, and his tail tugged her thigh in attempt to wake her but she remained asleep and unrelenting.

 

Then his alarm clock went off. Chichi sat up shocked and bashed Goku in the face.

 

“What the hell” she mumbled rubbing her head at the sharp pain in her forehead, and turned to the red faced Goku rubbing his nose.

 

“O Goku are you alright? I didn't realise…” she gasped grabbing Goku's face and checking for any sign of injury.

 

Goku immediately forgot the pain and grinned at the concerned Chichi happy that she was finally awake.

 

He just placed his lips on hers, plundering his tongue into her mouth. Chichi looked shocked but closed her eyes succumbing to the shivers of delight that flitted up her spine.

 

Goku removed his lips and began kissing down her neck, “Good morning” he mumbled, kneading her breasts.

 

“A very good morning” she moaned stroking Goku's hair, “mmmmmm Goku what time is it?”

 

Goku shrugged, kissing the bite mark he gave her, “Should be 4.30 am or so”

 

“What?!” chichi yelled, Goku grabbed his ears in reflex.

 

“Why is your clock, set to ring at 4.30am?!” Chichi groaned closing her eyes, feeling the effects of father time.

 

“I normally get up to train at this time” Goku said desire leaking from his voice, his tail running up and down Chichi's leg slowly.

 

“Are you after something?” Chichi asked grinning slyly, as she looked at Goku who was making no attempt to hide his growing member.

 

“Maybe” Goku smirked, as he grabbed chichi and placed her on him making her straddle him.

 

“Maybe I can help you search for that…something” she spoke huskily, running her fingers up and down Goku's ripped abs, loving the feel of them quivering underneath her touch.

 

“By all means help away” Goku shuddered as he felt Chichi lowering herself on his length.

 

18 was in the hospital room waiting for 17 in a horrible mood. It turns out Goku had not only crushed 17's wrist making his hand useless and detached from his arm. But a couple of tendons had ruptured rendering his whole arm useless.

 

18 was snarling, not only had to pay all the medical bills since 17 hadn't received his paycheck. But she had to stay with 17 all night thus ruining her date with Krillen.

As much as she would like to deny it, the short man had stolen her heart. He was so sweet and caring something she wasn't used to. Her friends excluding Chichi were always caring to wards her but no men apart from her grandfather Gero, and brother showed her any love.

 

She sighed and wore a blush, before walking into the examination room. 17 looked up and smiled weakly.

 

“Hey there sis” he muttered looking to the ground, 18 nodded and sat next to 17.

 

“How's the arm?” she asked looking the massive cast cradled in to a beige sling

 

17 laughed cynically, “He might as well have ripped the thing off” then he sighed, “Have you heard anything from Chichi yet?”

 

“Still pining after the bitch, after her new buddy kicked your ass” 18 scoffed

 

17 shrugged, “I still love her, very much”

 

“Why!? She just abandoned us for a barstard she has only known for 3 days” 18 screamed losing her temper.

 

17 let out another laugh, “I'm not giving her up, I love her, why do you think I watch her every day, take pictures of her, dream of her”

 

18 started getting worried as 17 began muttering manically, letting out a crazed giggle so often.

 

“17 are you all right?” She asked unsurely.

 

“Never better sis”

 

“Don't go!!” Goku groaned, holding Chichi from behind as she tried to reach for a near by shirt.

 

“Goku!! I missed work yesterday and my boss is looking for an excuse to fire me,” she laughed batting his hands away and putting on a long red shirt.

 

Goku pouted, as she saw her rummaging for a pair of shorts in his draws.

 

“Well I forbid you from wearing my clothes” he smiled triumphantly.

 

Chichi raised an eyebrow, “Well fine I wouldn't mind going out naked, I'm sure a lot of guys will get an eyeful…”

“Fine take the clothes” Goku sulked, folding his arms “Just take another day off say you ate some bad food” Chichi laughed again.

 

“Been there done that, got a nice warning on the record”

 

Goku scowled, “Your boss sounds like a real arsehole”

 

Chichi grimaced remembering the irritable old man, “Believe me he puts the hole in arse hole”

 

Goku got up and held chichi from the back and nuzzled his face in her hair.

 

“I really want to explain some things today” he mumbled

 

“Oh” chichi smirked “like why you have this” and she grabbed Goku's tail, dragging her fingernails through it knowing it drove him crazy.

 

Goku hissed, and began kissing her neck, “Yes”

 

“Good we can discuss it” Goku grinned, but Chichi removed herself and started brushing her hair with his hairbrush, “After I finish working”

 

Goku groaned again and was about to list more reasons why she shouldn't go until a sound rumbled from his stomach.

 

Chichi smiled and poked Goku in the stomach with the hairbrush, “I can't stay and make you breakfast, so if you stop grumbling and get dressed we can stop off and get muffins at Millie's”

 

Goku grinned at the thought of muffins and finally complied going into the draw to find some boxers.

 

Vegeta was driving home; he had left Bulma a note on his whereabouts. He had stayed with her all night since she was feeling too sick to go back to the party. So he just went downstairs and made an excuse for her and everybody accepted.

 

He really didn't know what was going on, he was never really bothered with women. To him they only serve one purpose, and yet he felt himself feeling something strange for this one. Last night was proof, she was vomiting in a bucket and yet he stayed with her as if he cared. If it was someone else he would have left and yet he knew if this situation would occur again he would stay with her again all through the night.

 

“I need to clear my head” he muttered and saw a local `Millie's Cookies' and drove in. He parked his car next to a black Mercedes and noticed the Registration.

 

`That's Kakarot's car' he thought, and smirked he wanted to give the saiyan a fright.

 

Vegeta walked briskly to the entrance, he saw Goku sitting with a black haired woman grinning like a fool.

 

Chichi was playing with Goku's hair, while he would take a bite out the blue berry muffin and give her a kiss on the lips. She had never been in touch with someone as much as she was in touch with Goku, despite their limited time together.

 

`I want to marry you' she thought with a sigh. She saw Goku give her a massive grin as if he knew something, he leant in intent on giving her more then a peck. Chichi moved back teasingly, her eyes swivelled up as she saw a flame haired man behind him wearing a devilishly big grin.

 

Vegeta put a finger up to his mouth motioning for Chichi to shush. He then put his hands on the edge of Goku's chair and yanked it down causing Goku to fall back.

 

Chichi looked horrified, as Vegeta laughed tears cascading down his cheeks.

 

“Serves you right Kakarot, you should know to keep your guard up…”

 

But before he could continue Chichi lifted him up and threw him over her shoulder causing him to fall into an elderly couple.

 

Goku had gotten up by then and was laughing at Vegeta, “Take that Vegeta”

 

Chichi looked at Goku shocked, “You know that guy?”

 

Goku stopped laughing long enough to nod, as he broke into another fit of laughter. Seeing an old woman whack Vegeta on the head with a walking stick for bad manners.

 

Chichi brought a hand up to stifle a giggle as Vegeta grabbed the walking stick and snapped it like a twig. Ignoring the old woman's cries he walked to the laughing couple.

 

“Kakarot's mate I presume” Chichi looked confused at his choice of words and looked to Goku.

 

Goku sweat dropped and turned to Chichi “This is one of the things I want to explain”

 

Chichi nodded slowly, “I think I'll hear this after work, I don't feel like fainting now”

 

“You mean you haven't told her about us, about the race?!” Vegeta said in shock, he shook his head “Kakarot you do know that now you have taken a mate you'll have to go back”

 

Goku nodded solemnly, “I know but I don't have to go right away, and if I go you go to”

 

“Go where?” Chichi said tugging at Goku's T-shirt “Maybe I should stay and hear this, your…your not leaving me are you?” Chichi looked at Goku desperately, he couldn't leave her, not after this.

 

“I'm not going anywhere,” he said giving her a brief kiss on the lips “I just have to work some stuff out”

 

Chichi nodded relieved, “I'm 30 minutes late, Mr.Mori is going to rip me a new one”

 

Goku grinned, “Does this mean you can skip”

 

“It means you have to do 50 on the highway” she smirked back, walking out.

 

“I'll be there in a minute,” Goku yelled, throwing her the keys to the Benz Chichi nodded and walked out.

 

“You didn't have to open your mouth you know” Goku growled annoyed at Vegeta.

 

Vegeta shrugged, “Well it's your own fault for not telling her. Were you ever going to tell her?”

 

“Of course I was, I wanted to tell her this morning but she has some job” Goku muttered “I was going to tell her after she had finished”

 

Vegeta nodded, “Good she has to know”

 

“I just love it here Vegeta, I never want to leave…I want…I want to raise our children here” he said with a blush.

 

Vegeta smirked, “I bet you do because you have done the deed” Vegeta elbowed Goku in the ribs, “So how was it?”

 

Goku turned Red hot and turned away, “I'll never tell”

 

Vegeta laughed out loud, “That good huh?” Goku just looked dreamily to the doors “You have no idea”

 

Vegeta just laughed and punched Goku in the arm “I approve Kakarot, and I'm sure a lot of other males at home would to” Vegeta watched in amusement as Goku's face turned to a frown.

 

“I'll just have to give them all warning” Goku said cracking his knuckles.

 

Vegeta smirked at the riled up Goku, “Come to the club with me so we can see how much damage is done”

 

“I'm dropping Chichi off at work, so follow me there then I'll come”

 

“Already playing errand boy,” Vegeta mocked, while Goku gave him a scowl.

 

“I can't wait to see you get a mate Vegeta” Goku jeered, while Vegeta grumbled softly thinking about Bulma.

 

 

Bulma approached Vegeta's club. The glass door of the entrance looked broken, she stepped over the shards of glass before carefully sliding in to avoid being cut. Where inside was even worse.

Vomit stains decorated the marble floor; toilet roll was dashed around the serving counters.

 

More glass was on the floor while a couple of knickers and clothes were scattered round the area with drink cans left around.

 

Bulma held her nose in disgust as she stepped over a pair of thongs, “Vegeta! Are you here?” She heard a few loud grumbles and continued to walk through the thrashed club.

 

There was a passed out radittz dressed in only a bow tie and fluffy pink bunny ears. Bulma looked disgusted, she was about to reach down and try and touch his shoulder then declined.

 

“Hey! you wake up” A few groans could be heard, but he didn't wake. Bulma was quickly losing patience; she saw a clean bottle and began poking him with it.

 

“Hey! I'm talking to you WAKE UP!” Radittz grabbed his head and cursed.

 

“Get out we are closed,” He moaned as he tried to grab Bulma's mini skirt to use as a cover.

 

Bulma shrieked and slapped his hands away, “You pervert!”

 

Radittz groaned and held his head, “It's not what you said last night”

 

Bulma looked horrified at him, “I never slept with you”

 

“Then who did I sleep with?”

 

“How the hell am I supposed to know” she saw his eyes drooping again “Hey Pervert! Stay awake Hey! If you don't stay awake I'm calling the cops”

 

“Call them”

 

Bulma growled, “I'm calling Vegeta!” Radittz sat up suddenly wide-awake.

 

“O man what the hell happened?” Radittz started looking around in horror “ I don't know” he said in shock.

 

 

Bulma looked at him disgusted with his lack of clothes “But I know this Vegeta is going to make sure your ass never sees daylight”

 

Radittz started whimpering, “Hide me, deport me to Britain does Britain have hot chicks? They must do they have a sexy accents” (A/N YOU KNOW!! LoL Britain forever)

 

Bulma slapped her forehead; she quickly brought out her mobile and hit speed dial.

 

“Who are you calling?” Radittz cried holding on to Bulma's skirt.

 

Bulma growled and slapped them away, “Don't touch me you pervert! Or ill give you a fat lip” she turned her back on him and began talking on the phone.

 

“This is Bulma Briefs I have an emergency”

 

 

“Here we are” Chichi chirped as the car came to a stop outside her work place.

 

Goku looked shocked, it was one of the z fighting dome branches, he then smirked because he was the owner he could just get Chichi off the hook.

 

“What are you scheming?” Chichi asked slightly weary of Goku's sly grin.

 

“I think I'm going to go in with you” Goku grinned as he got out the car; Chichi eyes widened as she quickly hopped out and followed Goku.

 

“No! Goku I'm an 1hr late, and if you come in that would earn me a definite ticket to unemployment” she flustered, holding Goku's arm.

 

“Relax I can get it sorted” he said with a smile, as he opened the doors.

 

Chichi looked down, she knew that she was going to lose her job.

 

“MS.MAO LOOK AT THE TIME YOU ARE FIRED” shouted Mr.Mori seeing her clasping hands with a tall man.

 

“Please listen sir I'm Son Go..” Goku was about to say when Mr.Mori cut him off.

 

“Leave the pair of you I never want to see your face here, you're always late your just a lazy ass worker” Chichi eyes blazed as she slapped the short man.

 

“Don't you bitch at me, I'm hardly ever late this is the 1st time I have been proper late, 5 minutes at lunchtime does not count”

 

Goku gave Mr.Mori a dirty look and turned to Chichi, “Do you want to run this dojo chichi” Goku said with a grin.

 

Chichi gave Goku a confused look before regarding Mr.Mori, “I can't he runs this dojo I just wish the president was here so he could fire your ass” she sneered

 

Mr.Mori snickered, “But he's not so looks like I'm in charge and it looks like you're fired”

 

“Nope looks like you're fired” Goku stated, while chichi and Mr.Mori stared at him.

 

“You see I'm the president and I don't like how you have treated the new boss of the dojo” Chichi mouth dropped, while Mr.Mori looked shocked but then started laughing.

 

“I heard a young punk is running the Company but I know it's not you. Your name isn't Son…”

 

“Goku” Chichi finished off, her mouth dropped again, “O my gosh you are Son Goku the owner of Z fighting dome”

 

“I don't like having my picture in the paper” Goku said sheepishly ignoring the surprised stare of Chichi.

 

“O my God, I'm sorry, Sir I didn't mean what I said” Mr.Mori stuttered but Goku looked unimpressed.

 

“It's too late for apologies; I want your stuff packed by the end of today”

 

Mr.Mori looked down in shame and muttered a quick `yes sir'

 

Goku smiled triumphantly and looked at the still shocked Chichi.

 

“I think I need to lie down” Chichi muttered before she fainted, Goku caught her quickly while an annoyed Vegeta walked in.

 

“She already loves it that you're a Multi-billionaire, now she is going to go crazy knowing you're an alien” he said rolling his eyes.

 

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Cool that's done, I'm going to do an extra long chapter next update to make up for lateness people. Thanks and review for me please