Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ She's Who? (possible revision) ❯ A Little Humor ( Prologue )
Introduction
What is normal? Is this normal? "Hey, get back here with my skirt! It's not even your color!" Bulma screams. "It may not be my color but at least it don't make my butt look big!" says Vegeta. Nah! That's not even normal for them but it's funny if you think about it. This is more normal for them. "Woman, where's my (pick-a-meal) I'm a warrior and a prince, I shouldn't be made to wait! It takes up precious training time!" "Wow, Vegeta you only used "I" twice this time, your communication skills are progressing nicely. Next time let's hear you ask about someone else?" "Ooh! JUST GET ME MY FOOD!" "And anymore sarcastic comments from you and you'll force me to punish you!" "I don't want to hear this you two!" with his head on his arms, "Do you forget what that causes?! More like me! And your last punishment is in the other room!" comments everyone's favorite lavender haired hero. I don't even want to touch that one! But, that is fairly normal for them and may even be considered mild by some that know them.
Or would this be considered more normal? "Ouch! Babe, come on that hurt! Hey, I know let's go on a picnic by the lake, I had a lot of fun the last time!" "Oh no you don't! You've got wood to cut, fish to catch and a door to patch! You're not getting out of it that easily!" "But, we had such a nice time the last time. I know! We'll go on that picnic and I'll catch that fish you want!" "No way, you're not getting anything or eating anything till your chores are done and my house are whole once again! I swear if you don't get them done today I'll call up Vegeta and tell him you can't spar till next week cause you're grounded!" "No Chi Chi! Really that's okay. See fixing the door. See?" "Uh, Mom-Dad can you guys quite shouting you're making my ears ring. Hey Dad, after you're done you wanna go spar with Trunks and Vegeta?" Asks Goten. "Oh no," says Chi Chi, "You two are going with me on a picnic." I guess that could be considered normal for these two. Who knows every couple has their quirks.
To her (a newfound character) this was anything but normal. This was heaven. To not be beaten if his socks tuned pink in the wash. That happened once, but Goku just laughed and wore them anyway. She was so embarrassed. She immediately went to the store and bought him new ones. She took the pink ones for her own even though they were four sizes too large. But you don't know her, do you? Well, she's pretty petite and plain looking. She towers at 5' 4" and is a hefty 135 lbs. She has brown hair and brown eyes. She's also very self-conscious. She frets when she's gained 10 pounds and freaks if the house and surroundings are not perfect. And on occasion, when they go out to eat, say a friend's house, she makes sure she does something useful with the time given here. That is, she's never had it so good. Chi Chi, the woman of the house, loves to have the help. Feeding her family one meal, let alone three, is a chore. She's more at ease than she's ever been. She and her husband's second wife are finally getting into a grove. The house is running smoothly and everyone has a smile.
When he first took his second wife, Chi Chi was anything but a lady. She was all the negative emotions put in motion. She made Vegeta on a bad day look nice. Her whole family, even the ones that lived next door, was nervous and walking on eggshells. She felt her territory invaded, betrayed. Why had her husband taken another wife? She knows the answer and had said yes when her husband asked her if he could take another wife. She had felt pity for the young lady when she was asked this question. She didn't really think it through. But now, now that she knows the young lady, she knows she made the right decision. Even though it was in haste.
But I've skipped over the reason of why he felt the need to pose such a question. You see, they had gone to a local tournament for an evening entertainment. Granted, it was not even close to the tournaments that they participated in, but it had some talented fighter there nonetheless. This group, though fighters themselves, wanted to be spectators for a change. The winner that night had surprised everyone. It was a young lady that was shorter and more petite than any of the other fighters.
Well, they had finished watching the tournament and decided to go to a pub for something to eat. The women thought the dimmed lights would help hide the enormous amounts of food the men would eat. While the lights did do their job for them, they weren't nearly dark enough to hide a father's wrath. He was furious that his daughter had won the tournament. She was celebrating, as most victors do, just dancing and having a few drinks. She was so proud of herself. Then her father walked through the door. While she was dancing he walked up to her. When he had gotten her attention, he backslapped her, making her fall to the ground with a split lip. "What's wrong, Daddy?" asked the young lady. "You stupid wench! I was trying to find you a husband today! But now the only on who'll have you is a sheep rancher, who thinks you'll be great help during sheering. The man that I'd originally had an agreement with was a wealthy businessman! That marriage would've helped the family more than a rancher! The other told me that he was looking for a wife with a more gentle hand and ran! You scared the crap out of him!" Kicking and striking the young lady while ranting and raving at her. She would never disrespect her father by blocking or striking back.
I know stupid place to stop. I'll type up the rest in a bit, my children are calling me.
I want anyone and everyone to know I do not own Dragonball/Z/GT.
Good, bad, ugly? Let me know. It's already written longhand, been debating for awhile if I should let anyone else see it though.