Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Soft Hearted Killers ❯ Prologue ( Prologue )

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, nor do I own myself. I belong to a secret government organization known as VFU. Vegeta Fans Unite! (cough) Anyway, anything I say or do may be used against me in a court of law, and should I choose to scream like a pansy-ass little geek then I will be laughed at horribly and made to clean the bathroom. (cough…cough)

Author's Notes: This prologue is written in very first person view and might span to other chapters, depending on my mood. Yes, I made the `evil' lord Frieza into a soft tender person, so bite me, I got bored and the story line appealed to me at the time I started writing it. Anyway, on with the fic and I hope you readers enjoy it. Also, I'm going to start keeping count on how many people don't review my story…then I'll make it so that only certain reviewers are the only ones allowed to read it if they like it. So there, I'm sticking my tongue out right now although I'm sure you guys know that I won't really do that. Sigh…it's hard to be mean when you're actually a very…volatile person…as in I have an attitude problem, that's probably what drew me towards Veggie boy when I started watching DBZ.

Being a ruthless villain wasn't all I thought it would be. Life was hard and I constantly had to figure out ways of getting myself free of trouble. Like the time Nappa, Radditz, Kat, and I were stuck on a mud bog planet. The whole place smelled horrible and Kat had gotten trapped by the inhabitants. She had a habit of getting trapped; so maybe that's why the three of us always felt very protective of her…or it could have been the fact that she was the last surviving female of our race. Either way, we were very protective of the girl and went beyond our limits to keep her safe. More often than not, we would return from our purging missions only to be stuck in a regeneration tank for days on end while she trained and got into mischief on Frieza's ship.

Sadly, we also knew that the, normally frozen hearted, lord Frieza had a soft spot for her. According to him, she was his `sunshine' and `little angel' who brightened every day for him. So we got the blame for anything bad she did on the ship, even if we had just gotten out of the regeneration tanks. We all found it strange that she wasn't scared of the evil lizard…even when he was at his most horrific. Surprisingly, she never had to face his wrath when a deal or planet transaction went wrong, even if she was the only one near him at the time. Yet, despite all of our fears as to what might end up happening to her, we learned that she was safest around the merciless planet trader…even if we didn't trust him as far as we could throw him. Believe me, it wasn't very far…we tried a few times and ended up flat on our backs.

Today we go on our newest mission and, hopefully, will get back in time to watch our favorite soap operas during our free time. I personally enjoyed the last showing of Warriors and Lovers, but don't tell anyone I said that, it's very embarrassing.