Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Soft Hearted Killers ❯ In the eyes of a little girl...all hell breaks loose ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, but I do happen to own Kat and the soap operas mentioned in this particular story. If any of these soap operas happen to be real then I'm very sorry for stealing them from their creators.

Author's Notes: I'm glad that those of you that reviewed my story like it so much, and I'll be sure to keep updating this one as quickly as I possibly can. Oh, and for anyone who didn't know that I was going to be gone for three weeks, I'm very sorry that I didn't tell you and all of you can flame me as much as you like. I'm kinda used to mean flames. This chapter is going to be done in omniscient POV so you guys aren't confused.

Chapter One: In a Little Girl's Eyes…all hell can break loose…

Wide brown eyes stared out of a small circular mirror, studying space and the great vastness that it encompassed. A slender tail flicked back and forth behind the small girl, the only thing that betrayed her excitement as she watched three space pods dock near the bottom of the ship. Pushing away from the window, she squealed loudly then ran through the ship until she reached the docking bay level.

Three doors opened simultaneously revealing three very bloody, very battered, looking men. Their faces twisted into visages of pure torture when they heard the loud music blaring out of the stereo speakers that had been installed throughout the ship to keep the young girl happy.

"Boys, boys, be my boys…I wanna feel your body. Tonight I'm ready honey…I wanna be your lover girl, be my lover boy…"

The next thing they were assaulted by didn't occur until after they had gotten out of their pods and that was how they were bowled over by a bundle of energy that could only be later described as, a pain in the ass that was too cheerful. Of course, that didn't stop them from grinning foolishly at the girl when she finally let them get up off of the floor.

The largest of the three, which was questionable since two of the men were quite huge and one seemed more so because of all of the hair flowing down his back in thick spikes. He was immense, and loved showing off his hair. Anyway, the largest was bald, had a mustache and was known as Nappa and he, like Lord Frieza, had a similar soft spot for the girl. Reaching out with one arm, he enveloped the girl in a bear hug that probably would have shattered her bones if she hadn't powered up at the last possible second.

"Sheesh Nappa, I'm not unbreakable you know." Grinning impishly, Kat backed away from the large saiya-jin and tsk'ed sadly as she looked over the state he was in. "What happened to you? Did `Geta give you a beating?"

Nappa laughed a loud rumbling that filled the room with its gravelly depth. "No kid, I got distracted while killing one of those pitiful creatures called Saurians."

"Oh." Eyes wide in surprise, she looked up at Radditz, taking in his burly physique with uncommonly critical mastery. "You look like shit."

The immense man shrugged, his hair rustling dryly from the movement. "You should have seen my opponent."

"Yeah I know, shoulda, coulda, woulda had to seen what was going on."

"You shoulda, coulda, have to clean up your language brat." Smaller than the rest, Vegeta's husky voice was like velvet…something many races dreaded hearing behind them. The stocky saiya-jin prince was almost untouched, except for a thin slash across his cheek and the cracks in his armor. "Did you remember to tape our shows?"

"All ten of them, including the marathon they played for Warriors and Lovers. I don't know how you guys can watch that garbage, it rots your brains."

"And I suppose that stupid show you watch…what the hell is it?"

"Star Ball X."

"Yeah, that thing…that's better than our shows?"

"Well…for one…it doesn't have the lead character admitting that he's in love with his fighting partner who then kills himself because he can't take the humiliating remarks their enemies take."

"WHAT!" All three men stared at her in shock, their normally narrow eyes wide enough to see their tiny pupils.

"Oh yeah, you haven't seen that yet, I'm sorry." Wrinkling her nose, she took off, laughing merrily when they gave chase.