Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Soft Hearted Killers ❯ Blackmail... ( Chapter 2 )

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Chapter Two: Blackmail…

Pacing back and forth restlessly Kat glanced at the door to her side then sighed pitifully before resuming her pacing. Glancing at the door again, she frowned then ran up to it and banged on it as hard as she could. "Hurry up Radditz, you've been in there for two hours."

Growling obscenities under his breath, he poked his head out and glared at the small girl. "You can wait your turn girl, I'm doing my hair."

"Why? It's not like you've got a big date tonight. Unless you're telling me that Zarbon finally caught your interest and you guys are having a nice little dinner in the mess hall?"

His face turned bright red even as he attempted to slam the door shut. Unfortunately one tiny foot was planted in the way and he was forced to meet her bright brown eyes.

"You really have a date with him tonight?"

"Yes, and you better not tell Nappa or Vegeta about it either."

"Why? Are you embarrassed that Zarbon likes you?"

"No…they wouldn't understand."

"Hmm…what will you give me so that I don't tell them?"

He snorted and waved one finger in front of her face threateningly. "I'll tell your precious `Geta that you have a crush on him."

"You wouldn't?!?" Her eyes widened even as her jaw dropped, revealing her light pink tongue and even white teeth, elongated canines and all.

"I will if you say anything to those two."

"But…that's not fair!"

"Tough kid."

"But…"

"If I hear that again, I'll tell him that you're the one that stole his favorite boxers because you liked the way they smelled and the way they looked on you."

Her bottom lip poked out and began quavering.

"Don't try that look with me, I'm not the one who falls for it."

She sniffed and put on her hurt puppy look.

"Suck it in kid, I've got leverage over you and you know it."

Stamping her foot in aggravation, she glared at him menacingly then grinned evilly. "I bet I could talk Zarbon out of dating you tonight."

"That's a laugh, I just talked to him an hour ago. Besides, you don't even know where he is."

Her eyebrow shot up.

"Shit…"

Twenty minutes later…

Smiling triumphantly, she walked through the halls then stopped in front of a horribly dented door before knocking boldly on its surface. "Nappa, I want to go shopping."

Looking up from the map he'd been studying, he sighed then glanced at his scouter to check the time. "Not tonight girl, I'm doing a terrain study of the next planet we're going to hit."

"But I want to go shopping!"

"Ask Radditz, he normally shops with you."

She made a face. "I can't, he's going on a date tonight."

"Really? Did he finally admit that he likes Zarbon?"

"Yes he…wait a second." Opening the door she stomped over to his side then sat next to him in the extra chair. "You knew that he was gay?"

"Of course, everyone knows he's gay. Hell, even Vegeta told him not to even think of hitting on him."

"But he…"

"What?"

Sighing, she kicked her feet absently beneath the chair. "He blackmailed me into keeping it a secret."

Laughing, he stopped his study of the map and turned to face her, a grin on his face. "Did he really blackmail you?"

"Yes." She pouted.

"And what did he use for blackmail this time?"

"Umm…"

"Let me guess, he threatened to tell the prince that you had a crush on him then said something about a certain pair of boxers that I hide for you whenever I do the laundry?"

"Yeah."

"Don't worry about it kid, he isn't really going to say anything about that and I doubt that you'll need to worry about our dear prince learning the fate of his boxers."

"Does that mean you'll take me shopping?"

"No, go with Vegeta, he's getting restless again. Besides, you can ask him for his opinion on the latest fashion for women."

"But he doesn't like shopping."

"No, but you could con him into going with you. Just tell him that he promised to take you before he left and, if he says that he doesn't remember saying anything of the sort, that you'll just go by yourself. Knowing him, he'll end up going because lord knows what would happen if you got hurt and Lord Frieza found out about it."

"Do you really think that will work?"

"Of course, he always falls for that one."

"Okay!" Jumping to her feet, she hugged the large saiya-jin as tight as she could then darted out of his room.