Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Somewhere Out There... ❯ Ecchi Moments ( Chapter 2 )

A/N for Chapter II of Somewhere Out There

Thank you to those who have reviewed my work so far ^___^. It makes me happy to know that I am actually writing something for someone…-__-. Well, on with the story!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own DBZ. If I did, how did Bulma get into the picture? Hahaha. Also, this fic is rated NC-17! That means that you shouldn't read this is you aren't mature enough for it! So, don't flame me for the content when you chose to read this on your own free will…you were warned! >,<;

Also, there are a few Japanese words in here that you may not understand…. so if you find one and don't get it, go here: http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_ch.php/63615/198300#fic_c .

It has many different Japanese words and their English translations. I have found it very useful! Well, on with the story.

Somewhere Out There…

Chapter II

Ecchi Moments

Vegeta couldn't help but think that there was something weird with this mission. He looked out the window of his space pod out to the many stars that encircled him. Why would his father send him on this trip to get this Azure-sei? Was it so important that it couldn't wait, or was he just doing it to frustrate him? `Probably the second option,' Vegeta thought, annoyed at his fathers actions.

Also, there was something weird about this planet Azure… if it was one of Vegeta-sei's many moons, then why did they need to claim it? Shouldn't they have claimed it before they declared it their moon? Vegeta sighed and looked back at Kakarott, who had fallen asleep and was drooling noticeably. He shuddered at the thought of his father's cruelness, but he would show him that he could handle things much better than he could. After all, he would be king soon.

At this, a smirk tugged relentlessly at the edge of his mouth. He was looking forward to it. He looked out at the stars and glanced at his red home planet. Vegeta-sei…would soon be his. He continued to search through the stars, and looked at the blue planet where he was headed. He shook his head of the controversial thoughts that he had about the mission, and rested his head back against his seat. After not being able to relax for the rest of the ride, he looked back onto Kakarott's side and snorted at what he saw.

He saw a magazine draped across his lap, and Vegeta reached over and grabbed it, and brought the cover closely to his face to see what the magazine was. His reaction was a nosebleed and a flutter of papers. He grabbed his nose to stop the blood.

"IT'S HENTAI?! KUSO!" Vegeta yelled out in surprise. He realized that the magazine must have been flipped through many times due to the fact that when he threw it over his shoulder in surprise, the magazine's pages fell out. `How ecchi….' Vegeta thought, and he looked at his sparring partner. He didn't look like much of a pervert. Especially while looking at him when he was sleeping.

`Just because he owns one of those, doesn't mean he is a pervert necessarily…' thought Vegeta. `Actually, I have some of those!' Vegeta covered his face with his hands and peeked at his companion through his fingers. But, Kakarott…? Doesn't he have a mate for these matters?

Vegeta looked behind him at the scattered papers, and rolled his eyes. It would be embarrassing for both of them if he just left them there. What if a transmission came through or something? Vegeta rolled his eyes and got up from his seat to pick up the papers. He tried to ignore the fact that all of the pages had naked women on them. Vegeta stopped for a moment and looked back at Kakarott, and he was still sleeping. The ship was on autopilot. Vegeta smirked to himself and picked up the stack of papers, and slowly began to flip through the pages.

After a couple of minutes of looking through the pages, he found a page with a teenage girl with long, lavender hair, leaning upwards and yawning while stepping out of a bed, while naked of course. Her tail was curled around her stomach, and not only had wonderful assets but her face was extremely attractive. She couldn't be a saiyan because she didn't have black hair, but Vegeta ignored this as he continued to gaze at the beauty before him.

"Hmm…. nice." Vegeta said to himself.

"Yeah, I always liked that page."

"NANI?!" Vegeta quickly turned around with his pinky and forefinger sticking up in surprise. He looked up at Kakarott who was laughing while looking at Vegeta sitting on the floor, extremely red and embarrassed.

"Do you like my magazine?" Kakarott said innocently with his hand behind his head, amused to find Vegeta caught in the act. Vegeta looked up at Kakarott with his face still red, and stood up almost immediately. "I'm guessing you do…"

"Kakarott…let's not mention this to anyone." Vegeta said while looking down, his face still red.

"Hey, its okay! Its cool! I'm just messing around with you, that's all…." Kakarott knew that underneath his hard exterior, Vegeta considered him a good friend. Normally if another guard did this kind of thing, Vegeta would do the unimaginable, but considering they were friends, he didn't think anything of it. Of course, Vegeta would never admit to this.

Vegeta looked up at him and humphed loudly, and went back to sit in his chair, putting his feet up on the control panel. Kakarott looked at him with mischievous eyes and a plan concocted, and began to slowly sneak up behind his sparring partner.

"You know…" Kakarott started, popping up behind his chair and making Vegeta jump, "I know some better pictures if you liked that certain one…"

"Kakarott…don't push it…" Vegeta warned Kakarott with a glare.

"What about this one?" Kakarott stuck a picture of the same girl but with her legs apart, her hands playing with her nether region, and an expression of lust and pleasure on her face. Vegeta toppled over with a nosebleed and came up almost a second later with his hand over his face.

"KAKAROTT!!! YOU JUST DON'T STICK PICTURES OF NAKED WOMEN IN FRONT OF PEOPLE!" Vegeta said with blood dripping slightly between his fingers. Kakarott looked at him and laughed.

"Preparing for landing on Planet Azure. Please stay seated, and the landing process will commence shortly." The intercom snapped them back to attention, and they sat in their seats, Vegeta's nose still bleeding a little. (A/N: I think it may be a little OOC, but he's a horny teenager! Lay off!)

`That did NOT just happen.' Vegeta thought to himself, being sure that he would try to forget the embarrassing encounter that just occurred between him and Kakarott.

After about half an hour of waiting in silence, Vegeta didn't flinch in the slightest as he felt the `unexpected' amount of force that his ship was emitting as he smashed into Azure-sei, knowing that their impact must have caused a huge crater. He waited a couple of seconds for the ship to turn back on, considering that after any ship landed, it conducted an emergency restart.

He felt the lights come back on, and he immediately stepped out of the driver's side of the ship, even though the ship guided itself. His saiyan boots plopped into the mud surrounding his ship. He didn't hear Kakarott do the same.

"Kakarott?" Vegeta opened the door of the ship again and almost fell over when he saw that he had fallen asleep again. At the sound of Vegeta's calling his name, Kakarott woke up.

"Hey Vegeta! We're here, right?" He said as he ungracefully bumped his head on the way out of the ship. He stepped into the mud with a disgusted look on his face and took a look around.

What greeted their eyes was a truly stunning planet. It was covered in greenish-blue grass, and covering this strange grass were large trees. The sky was a light blue, and Vegeta could see that here it must be morning, because on Vegeta-sei it was night, and they shared the same sun. He shrugged in indifference as he began to walk through the thick forest.

"Hey, Vegeta! Wait up!" He heard Kakarott call in a hurried tone. He wasn't annoyed this time; he was too engrossed in his curiosity of the planet. He hadn't ever seen one with a blue sky. He continued through the thickly knitted trees, hearing Kakarott do the same clumsily behind him, knocking into branches and tripping over roots. Vegeta slowed his pace until he came to a complete stop.

"What a waste of time." Vegeta scoffed as he looked around at the planet. "The planet is obviously deserted, therefore there is no one to claim it from. My father…" Vegeta thought out loud. How could he have been that stupid, anyway? It would make sense that their moon would already belonged to them, and why wouldn't they claim an unmanned planet? Vegeta mentally slapped himself for his stupidity and gullibility, and swiftly turned around in a huff, stomping back to the ship.

"Ummm…Vegeta?" He heard his companion say behind him. Vegeta rolled his eyes. They would have to stay there for a couple of days, because they had to wait for their ships to charge up again. Vegeta grimaced in self-hatred. How could he have been so stupid? His father had tricked him so easily. He heard his companion become quiet as he revered Vegeta's silence. Kakarott passed him quickly and went back inside the ship closing the door behind him, sensing that Vegeta wanted to be alone. Too right, he was.

Vegeta stormed off to the direction opposite of where he was headed, wanting to explore the planet before they left. `What an uneventful mission. How could I have been such a dolt, such a ningen?!' Vegeta growled at himself and then stopped abruptly in his tracks.

He felt something.

`Maybe this planet isn't uninhabited after all….' Vegeta scanned the area and sensed nothing, but when he scanned more closely, he felt a small, unfamiliar essence about 10 miles away. He zoomed high into the air and sped off, flying in that direction. After a couple of minutes of feeling the small ki become closer and closer he saw a wide expanse of water, and he touched down next to it, sensing that he wasn't the only person in that area.

He looked onto the shore, and his eyes drifted to a woman who was bathing herself in the water. He stood there, stone still, not wanting her to notice him but also extremely stunned at what was before his eyes. She was gorgeous!

The beautiful creature sat on a rock, out in the water, with her side facing Vegeta. His eyes traveled from her face to her feet, and his eyes widened even more at her astounding beauty.

She had blue-green hair that ran down her back and stopped right below her butt. Her eyes were shut, but when she opened them briefly after washing the soap out of her hair, he could see that they were an astonishing blue, that was even bluer than the irregular sky above him. She had creamy pastel skin, and a saiyan-like tail that swished lightly behind her. Her hips were finely shaped, and she had ample breasts along with other assets.

Vegeta couldn't get his eyes off of her, no matter how much his pride tugged at the attention he was paying this unknown woman. He was slightly surprised that she hadn't noticed him yet, considering that she appeared to be a saiyan also. Why would a saiyan have such a low power level? Maybe she was hiding it.

He continued to watch her as she scrubbed herself with soapsuds all over her wet, glistening body. He felt himself get aroused as his eyes traveled across her body once more. She took a bucket that was next to her, dipped it lightly in the water, and washed it over herself. She looked up at the sky and sighed, and her gaze drifted slowly over to the forest, and after seeing something black out of the corner of her eye, her gaze jerked to the stunned saiyan that was standing there. Her eyes widened in both fear and surprise.

"PRINCE VEGETA! AHHHH!" She screamed as she fell off the rock in surprise of seeing the prince not only on the same planet as she, but watching her bathe! Vegeta flinched when she screamed, and stared wide-eyed at her as she fell into the water. He saw her head pop up out of the water, and stare at him in fear. He smirked to himself. He always enjoyed the fact that people were afraid of him, but who was this creature?

"Who are you?" Vegeta said with as much authority he could muster.

"Turn around!" She said to him quietly.

"I will do no such thing! No one orders me around, onna!" Vegeta said, insulted that she thought that she could boss him around.

"I'm getting out of the water, you baka! Unless you would like to stare at me some more like you were doing so `innocently' before, I suggest that you turn around. Although, if you do choose to look at me, you will be rewarded later with a slap on your princely face! Now turn around!" She said to Vegeta with every ounce of fear in her disappeared, while trying to hide herself even though that she was underwater.

Vegeta looked at her, stunned once again. The nerve of her to talk to him like that! At the same rate his anger grew and so did his liking to the woman. "You will not order me around, and you know that saiyans have no modesty anyways! I see that you have nothing to be embarrassed about." Vegeta said with an emotionless look on his face.

"Well, I'm not a saiyan!" She said indignantly. He cocked his eyebrows.

"What are you, then? What are you doing on this planet, and how did you know who I was?" Vegeta asked demandingly.

"Maybe if you turn around, I'LL TELL YOU!" She said, her voice elevating at the end of her sentence. Vegeta rolled his eyes and turned around as he heard the woman step out of the water. Who was she, anyway?

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It's a cliffy! Hahaha! Not to worry, I should be updating soon, anyways. Much love to Hina for helping me out when I had writers block. What should I update first, Seducing Vegeta, or Somewhere out There? Hmm…well, review if you've gotten this far, at least! It gets me motivated, and I want some feedback! Is this fic good or does it suck?