Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Stuck In A Maze ❯ A Wedding?!?! ( Chapter 1 )

Yo, I'm Liberty and this is my fanfic. I'm taking me, three of my friends (Matt, Shawn, Sophie), my sister, Towlie (from South Park), Stitch (a Disney character) and some characters from DBZ (Dragon Ball Z) and shoving them all together to create the most screwed up fanfic in the history of the earth. I'm not really a big fan of DBZ but hey, what the hell……..

Shawn: where are we??

Lulie: Looks to me like some kind of maze…

Sophie: hey! Who's that guy over there?

Liberty: *walks up to that guy over there* do you fancy me?

Matt: look! It's a cartoon character!!!

Liberty: it's Vegeta from DBZ, you duffa!

Sophie: *faints. Then gets up again cuz Lulie whacked her with an electric cheese grater hoping she'd wake up in spite of it.* will you marry me?

Vegeta: er...er……. What I if I say no?

Liberty: she'll kick you in the nuts until they fall off! Then she'll flush your head down the toilet that I just peed in until you drown!

Sophie: I can speak for myself!!! i'll kick you in the nuts until they fall off! Then I'll flush your head down the toilet that Liberty just peed in until you drown!

Towlie: *comes out of nowhere* you should always take a towel when you flush your head down the toilet… you'll need to wipe the toilet water off your face so you don't get all cold and smelly.

All: k.

Towlie: wanna get high?

All: no.

Towlie: ok bye!

All: bye Towlie.

Vegeta: oh alright then… I'll marry you.

Shawn: but where are you going to have the wedding? We're still in a maze, you know.

Liberty: yeah… a maze from Monster Rancher… but don't worry! There's gotta be a wedding dress in Sophie's size, some flowers and cheesy music somewhere around here! Me and Matt will go and look for some *grabs Matt's hand*.

Matt: calm down, ho.

Liberty: oi! No one tells me to calm down!! Not even… me!

Lulie: and a cake.

Liberty: yes… yummy cake…… *drools*

Sophie: *collapses with laughter* BAHAHAHA! THAT'S SOOO FUNNY!

All except Sophie and Liberty: *anime drip*

Lulie: Typical Sophie behaviour. Did you say there are monsters in here? That sounds scary!

Vegeta: and typical Liberty behaviour.

All except Vegeta: *looks at Vegeta as if he's a dead spider*

Vegeta: I haven't said anything for a while!

Sophie: are we getting married or what?

Liberty: I'll go find a wedding dress.

5 minutes later………

Liberty: I'm back! I think this might fit you, Sophie. Try it on.

Sophie: I'm not changing here!

Matt: go behind that wall! We wont spy on you…hehehehehehe…

Sophie: shadddup! *goes behind the wall and put the wedding dress on… then takes it off and puts her clothes on* it fits!

Lulie: lets summon some people from DBZ!

Sophie: ok, I summon…. Bulma!

Bulma: oh, bollocks… another bloody fanfic…….. Vegeta, my darling!

Sophie: you stay away from my Vegeta, bitch! *throws a chair*

Matt: cat fight!!!!

Liberty: I'll go find some more chairs!

Shawn: what about one of those mud pits?

Sophie: yeah! A mud pit! But we don't have any mud… wait! Everyone poo into this giant bath tub!

All except Liberty cuz she's busy looking for more chairs: OK! *poops into the giant bath tub that came out of nowhere*

Sophie: *pushes Bulma into the mud pit/giant bath tub full of poo*

Bulma: ow! That hurt you butt licker! Hey….! I think I'm sitting on something! Ew! It's a rat covered in poo!

Sophie: no its not…. Its…. Its… its Stich!

Stich: inzikidibaa!

Shawn: Stich must have formed in all of the shity life forms that came from our shit!

Liberty: no duh!

Towlie: you should always take a towel when you fight over a DBZ character in a mud pit, you'll need to wipe the poop off or else a whole lot of flies will lay eggs on you.

All: k

Towlie: wanna get high?

All: no

Towlie: oh ok then. Well I'm gonna get a little high *smokes marijuana* I'm so high… I don't know what's goin on.

Vegeta: you should probably ignore that…………

Lulie: that's it!! I'm summoning some more DBZ characters!!

Shawn: k

Lulie: I summon Goku!

Goku: yo dudes.

Vegeta: aah!!! Not you! *kicks Goku in the nuts*

Goku: ouch! Stop that! *kicks Vegeta back*

Sophie: *feels left out* hey, what about ME??!! *joins in*

Liberty: WHAT ABOUT THE BLOODIE WEDDING!?!?!?!?!! That's' it… *pulls the wedding dress over Sophie's head* Sophie, Vegeta, stand here, Stitch, stand here. *plays cheesy music*

Stitch: (whispers) Liberty, what do I do?

Liberty: (whisper….. whisper)

Stitch: ok. Do you, Sophie… take Vegeta to be your husband?

Sophie: duh!

Stitch: I'll take that as a no…

Sophie: I do!

Stitch: ok then. And do you, Vegeta, take Sophie, to be you wife?

Vegeta: no!

Liberty: *kicks Vegeta when no one's looking*

Vegeta: er…. I mean yes! Hehehe

Stitch: I now pronounce you… man and wife, you may kick the bride.

Liberty: (whispers) KISS the bride, stupid!

Stitch: oh, sorry… you may dis the bride.

Liberty: *gives Stitch a hearing aid* KISS the bride!!

Stitch: oh, silly me… you may piss the bride.

Liberty: *picks Stitch up and throws him across the room* YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.

Vegeta: do I have to?

Shawn: yes!

Vegeta: well, I guess I could close my eyes and pretend she's a dude…

all: a dude???

Matt: are you gay or something?

Shawn: ew!! Vegeta's gay!!!

Vegeta: I didn't say that!

Liberty: but you DID make it obvious that you are.

Sophie: come on Vegeta, tell the truth!

Vegeta: ok, ok, I AM gay.

All except Vegeta: *gasp*

Sophie: why didn't you tell me before?!?!

Vegeta: er…er… I think I hear my mom calling me! *slowly steps back, then turns around and legs it*

Matt: what the hell just happened?

Lulie: I'm not sure…

Sophie: ………. So…… pissed……off……right…….now……< /div>