Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Book of Twisted Songs ❯ Money ( Chapter 1 )

Book of twisted songs

By: ssj2m

Chapter one: Money

A/N: Bulma is singing what is in ~la la~, the chorus is in, <money>

~ I've got, ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas.~

"Woman, why do you have pounds in your pyjamas?" Vegeta asked.

~I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge.~

"Cool, can I have some to eat?" asked Vegeta, giving her the puppy dog look.

~I've got lots of lovely lire.~

Chichi walks in when Bulma was singing and asks, "Do you mind if you lien me some so I can send my baby boy to college?"

~Now the Deutschmark's getting dearer…~

"Who's this Deutschmark? Have you been sleep with him, I'll kill him," said Vegeta, getting very pissed.

~And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge~

Krillin walks in when Bulma is singing and said, "Man, I didn't know you had that much money."

~There is nothing quite as wonderful as money.~

"That is so true," said Gohan.

~There in nothing quite as beautiful as cash.~

"There also true," said Chichi.

~Some people say it's folly~

"That is too true," said Vegeta.

~But I'd rather have the lolly~

"I wish was part of your family," said Chichi.

~With money you can ma-ake a splash~

"That's true Bulma," said Videl.

~There in nothing quite as wonderful as money~

"Huh, what's going on?" asked Goku.

<money money money>

~There is nothing like a newly mint pound~

"Woman, what's with the pounds?" asked Vegeta.

<money money money>

~Everyone must hanker for the butchness of a banker~

"Bulma, why are you singing?" asked Chichi.

"Woman, who's this banker? Have you been sleep with him? I'll kill him," said Vegeta, very very pissed.

~It's accountancy that makes the world go round~

"Is that true, Bulma?" asked Krillin.

<round round round>

~You can your Marxist ways~

"What is a Marxist ways?" asked Goku.

~For it's only just a phase~

"I don't know that was true," said 18.

~For it's money makes the world go round~

<money money money money money money money money money.>

"Why did you all have to FUCKING talk while I was singing?" asked Bulma.

Nobody answered.

A/N: That's my story. I hope you liked it. Please review. That was a song fic.

Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z. The song is not my. The song is Money Song by Monty Python. I am changing the name of the story and there will be more chapters.