Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Book of Twisted Songs ❯ Sally Got Ran Over By a Reindeer ( Chapter 2 )

A/N: Okay I know it's been awhile seen I last wrote a chapter or story but I got this great idea last night. I hope you all have heard of the song 'Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer" but inside of Grandma getting ran over by the reindeer it's Sally.

Disclaimer I don't own 'Grandma Got ran over by a Reindeer' or/and DBZ!!

The Book of Twisted songs

By: ssj2m

Chapter two: Sally Got Ran Over By a Reindeer

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Chorus:

Sally got ran over ny a reindeer

Walking home for your house Christmas Eve

You can say theres no such thing as santa

But as for me and Kaite we believe

She's been drinking to much eggnog

And we didn't beg her not to go

She forget her medication

And she staggering out the door into snow

When we found her Chirstmas moring

At the scene of the attack

There were hoofprints on her forehead

and incriminating Claus marks on her back

Chorus

Now we're all so prond of mommy

She's been taking this so well

See her in there watching SOAP's

drinking Diet Coke and playing cards with Cousin Mel

It's not Christmas without Sally

All the family's dressed in black

and we just can't help but wonder

Should we open up her gifts or send them back.

(yelled: SEND THEM BACK)

Chorus

Now the goose on the table

and the pudding made of fig

and the blue and silver candles

that would just have matched the hair on Sally's wig?

I've warned all my friends and neighbors

better watch out for yourselves

they should never give a license

to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves

Chorus

Said: Sing it Katie

Chrous

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A/N: There's the second chapter. I hope you liked it. Please give me some songs that you want to see, I can not think of any right now. Please Review.