Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Easter Bunny Never Knew What Hit Him.. ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN A DAMN THING! [run away]

A/N: since its so close to easter i thought i would do an easter fic.. o.o; anywhoot enjoy!

*~*The Easter Bunny Never Knew What Hit Him...*~*

It was the day before Easter, and all through the house, Veggie was planning his revenge against the Easter Bunny. With an evil plan in his mind, Veggie set out to buy his supplies, vowing that this year the Easter Bunny would pay for what he did to him when he was young. As he flew to the store for some rope, bear traps, and carrots, he thought about the day the Easter Bunny never came with his basket-o-goodies.

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"Oh goodie! Its finally here! My most favourite day of the whole freakin' year!" a small Vegeta exclaimed as he bounced around the royal palace, in a pink bunny suit ignoring the looks of the family's staff and his father, who acted like he didn't know the hyper-active child. The young child could barely contain his excitement, normally he acted as if he had something rammed up his ass, but when it came to certain holidays that included sweets, Vegeta was the nicest person you could have imagined. His father looked on at the sight before him, before taking a servant aside telling him to call the Easter Bunny and to tell the candy bearing furball not to bother coming to the Vegeta house ever again or there would be rabbit nuts roasting over an open fire. The scared rabbit agreed and made a mental note to never go to Planet Vegeta again.

As the day went on, the little bunny crazed prince drove all who knew him and even those who didn't crazy, but when the time came for our little prince to go to bed, he bounced and he hopped and even broke his royal bed. As the night went on the prince eventually went to sleep, but when he awoke the next morning, he was shocked to find that there was no chocolate bunnies and other chocolatey goodies anywhere around the palace,

"WHERES MY GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CHOCOLATE!" he screamed before he started crying and peed his pants, and since then Vegeta never got anymore treats again from anyone.

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The little memory had made him even madder and it had taken Vegeta all these years to perfect his plan of revenge. After picking up his supplies and returning home in record time, he set out to bunny proof Capsule Corp. grabbing a few more things from his 'Kill The Easter Bunny' mini-shrine he hid way back in his closet. The Easter Bunny was gonna pay for what he did and Vegeta was going to enjoy getting his revenge. He was going to make that bastard pay. No one came between him and his sweets.

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A/N: Oo; weeeeeeeeeell.. guess no one messes with Veggie's chocolatety goodness an gets away with it.. anywhoot hope ya enjoys this part! ^^; [runs away with my dbz toilet paper and action figures]