Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Easter Bunny Never Knew What Hit Him.. ❯ Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimers: I'm not even gonna say it ;-;

A/N: ^_^ eee heee more crazyness!

Veggie: Why must you always pick on me?

Cuz you fun to pick on ^^

Veggie: ............

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The Plan! The Plan!

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As Vegeta started to Bunny Proof his room he heard the unmistakable yell of his mate, being surpised from the unexpected yell, Vegeta dropped one of the many bear traps on the floor. Cursing as he hovered down to the floor, poor Vegeta didn't even notice the open bear trap and landed right on it.

**SNAP CRACKLE POP![Kellogs Rice Crispies! hee hee]**

A very VERY loud girlie scream was heard through out the world and some Nameks could even hear Vegeta's cry of pain from their planet, "OW GODDAMSTUPIDCOCKSUCKINMOTHERFUCKINBASTARDDANGFRICKFUUUUUUUCK!" he cursed as he hopped around trying to get the damned bear trap off his foot, not noticing Bulma who had two year old Bra and fourteen year old Trunks with her.

"VEGETA! WATCH YOU MOUTH OR NO GRAVITY ROOM FOR A MONTH!" Bulma said as Bra started crying and Trunks who was turning blue from not laughing at the man who was hopping around with a bear trap on his foot. Vegeta looked over at Bulma with a mean but pleading look as she started laughing at the 'oh-so-mighty-prince.'

"Onna are you just going to stand there gawking like an idiot or are you going to help me get this damn thing off my leg?!" Vegeta said as he held back the tears that had formed in his eyes.

"AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Y-y-yes! HAHAHAHAAA! Trunks take Bra and go play with her! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!" Bulma said between laughs as Trunks took his baby sister and went off to find Goten and Pan.

Many minutes and a senzu bean later, Vegeta was back to normal and continued bunny proofing the house while Bulma was busy in her lab. Vegeta's plan was to rig every room with nets, carrots, cages, and bear traps so he could catch the Easter Bunny, torture him, steal all the candy he had, and hold him for ransom.

It took many hours, but at last everything was in place, all Vegeta had to do was sit back and wait. Just as he was walking out of Trunks' room where he had set up the last of his trap, a loud crash, snap, and scream was heard, turning around Vegeta's eyes buldged when he saw Goku set off the trap, "KAKAROT YOU FUCKING IDIOT! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" he yelled as Goku grinned sheepishly.

"Ooops.. wrong house!" was all he said before putting two fingers to his forehead and dissappeared.

Vegeta's eye twitched and he got back to work setting up the trap, vowing that the next person who wasn't the easter bunny that sets off the traps was going to get a one way ticket to the Other World.

Once he was finished, he hid and waited for the Easter Bunny to stop by the Capsule Corp.

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A/N: Well sorry that was kinda short but i'll try to make the next and possibly final chapter longer! ^_^ enjoy!