Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Embarass Gohan Show! ❯ A Real Dating Show ( Chapter 6 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: chibigokan 
Gohan goes to a real dating show, where he gets a real date, a real, old date.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 12.09.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 242 | Status: Completed
Gohan goes to a real dating show, where he gets a real date, a real, old date.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 12.09.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 242 | Status: Completed
A/N: Bored, bored, bored. Yeah, so that's why I'm going to Embarrass Gohan. I bet he wishes I wasn't so bored all the time. Anyway, if I don't get any reviews from anyone else, it's going to get more strange, so review, pleeassee?
Disclaimer: Don't own anything.
A Real Dating Show
Gohan was out flying in the sky, trying to avoid his mom so she wouldn't bug him about his big secret. Plus, he ran out of high heels and teddy bears to throw at Goten so he was just cruising in the sky, when he saw his father, who was brought back to life to help embarrass Gohan.
Gohan: Hi dad, how do you like being alive again?
Goku: It's okay, except that your mother isn't cooking as much food as she used to. Now I only get 79 pancakes, 45 cups of juice, 105 bowls of cereal, 84 eggs, 92 pieces of bacon...
Gohan: Okay I get it dad. Anyway, what are you doing here, flying randomly around?
Goku: Ohh, I was supposed to tell you that Goten entered you in another show and you have to go their if you don't want your secret told.
Gohan: I don't want to! Besides, I don't even know where this show is.
Goku: Well I'll take you, but, I don't know where it is either.
Gohan: Okay, that's actually good. So what do you want to do now? *Goku suddenly disappears* Uh oh, does that mean he knows where the place is now? *is zapped away also*
In some real studio with real audience members there is a sign that is flashing, "Real Dating Show"
Gohan: Umm, what's with all the "real"?
Goten: This is a real show, no embarrassments, nothing to put you down.
Gohan: That's why you threatened to embarrass me if I don't be on the show?
Goten: Yup, uh huh.
Trunks: Yeah, so let's get on with it.
Gohan: Whatever. So, what do I do this time?
Goten: Well why don't I let this real announcer tell you?
Real Announcer: Well Gohan, it's your lucky day because we will find you a date on National television. All you have to do is ask our two lucky ladies questions and then the audience gets to pick which girl you get to go out with.
Gohan: Wait, if this is a real show, then wouldn't I be able to choose which girl I want to date?
Goten: Too bad, it's our rules and we say that the audience gets to pick. Oh, and I'm going to be a contestant so I get to go on a date too.
Gohan: Well the day is just getting more and more fun. Why don't we just start it?
Real Announcer: Okay then you ask those two girls behind the curtain some questions.
Gohan: This seems vaguely familiar to the first time I was on the Embarrass Gohan Show.
Goten: Don't worry, this is a "real" show.
Gohan: So then one of the girls won't be mom will it?
Goten shrugs his shoulders, pretending he didn't know.
Gohan: Whatever, I'll start asking questions. Okay, so what would you like to eat on our first date?
Lady #1: *in a sexy voice* I would eat whatever you want me to. You know, anything.
Lady #2: *old scratchy voice* I would eat some sugar cookies with you.
Gohan: Yeah, Lady #1 sounds interesting, but since this was Goten's idea I'm probably going to get screwed in the end. Oh well, question #2, what would you do on our date?
Lady #1: I would do anything that would please you, Gohan.
Gohan: That sounds good. Umm, what about you, Lady #2?
Lady #2: I would bake you some sugar cookies, and serve it with milk.
Gohan: Yeah, okay question #3, what do you find romantic?
Lady #1: I find pleasing you romantic.
Lady #2: Baking cookies.
Gohan: Okay, now your getting creepy. You sound like my grandma. Well, if I had a grandma. Umm, Goten, do you want to ask some questions now?
Goten: That's alright, it's fun to see you get creeped out on this real dating show.
Gohan: Stop saying real! It's getting disturbing.
Trunks: Really? What's wrong with real? Why does saying this is a real studio with real audience and a real announcer and a real show with real ladies disturb you?
Gohan: I don't know, but now it's giving me the urge to kill you.
Real Announcer: well you can do that on your own time but for now, continue asking questions.
Gohan: Okay, umm, how old am I?
Lady #1: Whatever age that makes you happy.
Lady #2: Probably young enough to be my son's son.
Gohan: What?! Eww, that does not sound right.
Goten: Hey you can't ask that question!
Gohan: Well then I'll ask this. How dumb do you think Goten is.
Lady #1: He is as dumb as how dumb you want him to be.
Trunks: Hey, you work for us remember?
Lady #1: Sorry, but you did say to answer only things to please him.
Lady #2: Well I think Goten isn't dumb at all. If he can get his brother to come do all these shows against his will, he must be pretty intelligent.
Krillin: Hey why don't we just skip to picking out Gohan and Goten's dates?
Bulma: Yes, I want to see this.
Gohan: You guys came?
Goku: Why almost everyone is here; Vegeta, Yamcha, Puar, Oolong, Tenshinhan, umm, Bulma's parents, Videl, #18...and whoever isn't here will probably see you on t.v.
Real Announcer: Enough with the talk, audience pick Gohan's date. Shall he go out with Lady #1 who seems to only want to bring pleasure to Gohan's life? Or should he go out with Lady #2, who acts strangely like a grandma. Well, you choose. *audience of course chooses Lady #2* Well then lets bring out your date Gohan, Lady #2 Jenna!
Jenna: *is a 90-year-old woman made up of wrinkles, and weak bony arms* Hi Gohan, I want to bake you some cookies.
Gohan: AHHHH!! *starts running away but is grabbed and brought back to Jenna by Goku, and amazingly, Vegeta* What the hell?! Vegeta, you're trying to embarrass me too?! The entire world is against me!
Vegeta: Normally I wouldn't get involved in this kind of shit, but seeing you go on a date with a wrinkled 90 year old woman is something even I would enjoy seeing. Mwahahahaha!!
Real Announcer: Well that leaves Lady #1 for Goten. Come out Vicky!
Vicky: *a hot supermodel* Too bad you didn't get me, Gohan. I would have done anything you asked for. *she whispered in his ear*
Goten: Hehehe, so I get the supermodel and Gohan gets the old lady. Aren't you embarrassed?
Gohan: *still being held by Goku and Vegeta* Yes, and I thought this was a "real" dating show, not the Embarrass Gohan Show!
Trunks: You never believed that this was a "real" show did you?
Gohan: No, not really.
Goten: Then what are you complaining about? See, everyone is happy. Well, come on Vicky, let's go on our date.
Gohan: What do you mean everyone is happy?! I'm not happy, I was just embarrassed in front of the entire world, again! Oh well, at least it's over.
Vegeta: Hmph, what the hell do you mean it's over, you still have to go on the date with the old lady.
Goku: Yeah, and the world will get to see it cause we'll be following you around with a camera.
Gohan: NOOOO! I missed the chance of going on a date with a supermodel, and instead I'm embarrassed all over the world because I have to go on a date with someone who could be my great great great grandma.
Trunks: You're exaggerating, she could only be your great grandma.
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Crazy nothingness. Please review.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything.
A Real Dating Show
Gohan was out flying in the sky, trying to avoid his mom so she wouldn't bug him about his big secret. Plus, he ran out of high heels and teddy bears to throw at Goten so he was just cruising in the sky, when he saw his father, who was brought back to life to help embarrass Gohan.
Gohan: Hi dad, how do you like being alive again?
Goku: It's okay, except that your mother isn't cooking as much food as she used to. Now I only get 79 pancakes, 45 cups of juice, 105 bowls of cereal, 84 eggs, 92 pieces of bacon...
Gohan: Okay I get it dad. Anyway, what are you doing here, flying randomly around?
Goku: Ohh, I was supposed to tell you that Goten entered you in another show and you have to go their if you don't want your secret told.
Gohan: I don't want to! Besides, I don't even know where this show is.
Goku: Well I'll take you, but, I don't know where it is either.
Gohan: Okay, that's actually good. So what do you want to do now? *Goku suddenly disappears* Uh oh, does that mean he knows where the place is now? *is zapped away also*
In some real studio with real audience members there is a sign that is flashing, "Real Dating Show"
Gohan: Umm, what's with all the "real"?
Goten: This is a real show, no embarrassments, nothing to put you down.
Gohan: That's why you threatened to embarrass me if I don't be on the show?
Goten: Yup, uh huh.
Trunks: Yeah, so let's get on with it.
Gohan: Whatever. So, what do I do this time?
Goten: Well why don't I let this real announcer tell you?
Real Announcer: Well Gohan, it's your lucky day because we will find you a date on National television. All you have to do is ask our two lucky ladies questions and then the audience gets to pick which girl you get to go out with.
Gohan: Wait, if this is a real show, then wouldn't I be able to choose which girl I want to date?
Goten: Too bad, it's our rules and we say that the audience gets to pick. Oh, and I'm going to be a contestant so I get to go on a date too.
Gohan: Well the day is just getting more and more fun. Why don't we just start it?
Real Announcer: Okay then you ask those two girls behind the curtain some questions.
Gohan: This seems vaguely familiar to the first time I was on the Embarrass Gohan Show.
Goten: Don't worry, this is a "real" show.
Gohan: So then one of the girls won't be mom will it?
Goten shrugs his shoulders, pretending he didn't know.
Gohan: Whatever, I'll start asking questions. Okay, so what would you like to eat on our first date?
Lady #1: *in a sexy voice* I would eat whatever you want me to. You know, anything.
Lady #2: *old scratchy voice* I would eat some sugar cookies with you.
Gohan: Yeah, Lady #1 sounds interesting, but since this was Goten's idea I'm probably going to get screwed in the end. Oh well, question #2, what would you do on our date?
Lady #1: I would do anything that would please you, Gohan.
Gohan: That sounds good. Umm, what about you, Lady #2?
Lady #2: I would bake you some sugar cookies, and serve it with milk.
Gohan: Yeah, okay question #3, what do you find romantic?
Lady #1: I find pleasing you romantic.
Lady #2: Baking cookies.
Gohan: Okay, now your getting creepy. You sound like my grandma. Well, if I had a grandma. Umm, Goten, do you want to ask some questions now?
Goten: That's alright, it's fun to see you get creeped out on this real dating show.
Gohan: Stop saying real! It's getting disturbing.
Trunks: Really? What's wrong with real? Why does saying this is a real studio with real audience and a real announcer and a real show with real ladies disturb you?
Gohan: I don't know, but now it's giving me the urge to kill you.
Real Announcer: well you can do that on your own time but for now, continue asking questions.
Gohan: Okay, umm, how old am I?
Lady #1: Whatever age that makes you happy.
Lady #2: Probably young enough to be my son's son.
Gohan: What?! Eww, that does not sound right.
Goten: Hey you can't ask that question!
Gohan: Well then I'll ask this. How dumb do you think Goten is.
Lady #1: He is as dumb as how dumb you want him to be.
Trunks: Hey, you work for us remember?
Lady #1: Sorry, but you did say to answer only things to please him.
Lady #2: Well I think Goten isn't dumb at all. If he can get his brother to come do all these shows against his will, he must be pretty intelligent.
Krillin: Hey why don't we just skip to picking out Gohan and Goten's dates?
Bulma: Yes, I want to see this.
Gohan: You guys came?
Goku: Why almost everyone is here; Vegeta, Yamcha, Puar, Oolong, Tenshinhan, umm, Bulma's parents, Videl, #18...and whoever isn't here will probably see you on t.v.
Real Announcer: Enough with the talk, audience pick Gohan's date. Shall he go out with Lady #1 who seems to only want to bring pleasure to Gohan's life? Or should he go out with Lady #2, who acts strangely like a grandma. Well, you choose. *audience of course chooses Lady #2* Well then lets bring out your date Gohan, Lady #2 Jenna!
Jenna: *is a 90-year-old woman made up of wrinkles, and weak bony arms* Hi Gohan, I want to bake you some cookies.
Gohan: AHHHH!! *starts running away but is grabbed and brought back to Jenna by Goku, and amazingly, Vegeta* What the hell?! Vegeta, you're trying to embarrass me too?! The entire world is against me!
Vegeta: Normally I wouldn't get involved in this kind of shit, but seeing you go on a date with a wrinkled 90 year old woman is something even I would enjoy seeing. Mwahahahaha!!
Real Announcer: Well that leaves Lady #1 for Goten. Come out Vicky!
Vicky: *a hot supermodel* Too bad you didn't get me, Gohan. I would have done anything you asked for. *she whispered in his ear*
Goten: Hehehe, so I get the supermodel and Gohan gets the old lady. Aren't you embarrassed?
Gohan: *still being held by Goku and Vegeta* Yes, and I thought this was a "real" dating show, not the Embarrass Gohan Show!
Trunks: You never believed that this was a "real" show did you?
Gohan: No, not really.
Goten: Then what are you complaining about? See, everyone is happy. Well, come on Vicky, let's go on our date.
Gohan: What do you mean everyone is happy?! I'm not happy, I was just embarrassed in front of the entire world, again! Oh well, at least it's over.
Vegeta: Hmph, what the hell do you mean it's over, you still have to go on the date with the old lady.
Goku: Yeah, and the world will get to see it cause we'll be following you around with a camera.
Gohan: NOOOO! I missed the chance of going on a date with a supermodel, and instead I'm embarrassed all over the world because I have to go on a date with someone who could be my great great great grandma.
Trunks: You're exaggerating, she could only be your great grandma.
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Crazy nothingness. Please review.