Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Embarass Gohan Show! ❯ The Tournament ( Chapter 7 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
A/N: Last chapter since I'm getting bored writing this.

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The Tournament

Poor teenage Gohan had to go on a date with a 90 year old lady last time, while Goten got to go out with a super model. Now isn't that embarrassing? Anyway, he thought he could finally relax when a knock came at the door. Opening it, he sees Piccolo, Krillin, and strangely Vegeta waiting there.

Gohan: What do you want?

Krillin: Umm there's a tournament today and we want you to go.

Gohan: Why? Wait, I know, it must be for the damn show of Goten and Trunks. We'll I don't want to be embarrassed again so I'm not going. And you can't force me to. *closes the door*

Vegeta: What the hell?! Yeah that's really going to stop us from coming in, we can just break it down.

Piccolo: Besides if we really wanted to make you go we would just do this. *turns the doorknob and the door opens*

Gohan: Okay fair enough. But since you're not forcing me to go to the tournament I don't want to go. I still think Goten and Trunks are behind this, although I don't know how he would get Vegeta on their side.

Vegeta: Yeah like they could get me on their side, what a stupid question.

Krillin: Oh yeah, that wasn't obvious at all Vegeta. *is punched by Vegeta and knocked out cold*

Vegeta: Haha, anyway, are you sure you don't want to go to the tournament, everyone's going to be there.

Gohan: *raises an eyebrow* Yeah so I can be embarrassed in front of them all.

Piccolo: Damn it Vegeta, why don't you just go and tell him everything already.

Gohan: Right, well whatever you guys had in mind, you can't make me move from this house, and unless you can somehow teleport me to the tournament...wait, Goten and Trunks ca...*is teleported to the tournament* Shit.

Announcer Host Person Dude: Hi and welcome to the tournament where we have very weak fighters going up against the saviors of earth, the Z fighters.

Goku: Hey I think this is the fight year that that other announcer didn't host the tournament.

Goten: Yeah well this is a special occcasion.

Announcer Host Person Dude: Yes and to start off this years tournament it wll be teenage Gohan against the extremely weak fighter Nappa.

Gohan: Why do you have to say "teenage" Gohan?

Piccolo: Because it emphasizes that when you are a teenager, you'll lose against a really weak fighter where as if you were still a boy, you would easily beat him.

Gohan: Huh?

Vegeta: Basically he's saying that you're a damn weak nerd how used to be a strong boy.

Gohan: Right, anyway, what were we talking about?

Goten: How you would be fighting the weak Nappa.

Gohan: Isn't he dead?

Trunks: So what, you're just afraid to fight him cause you know that you are going to lose.

Vegeta: Ha my son's right, you know you'll lose to that damn weak shit.

Nappa: I'm not weak! I'll show you.

Gohan: When I saw you last I was like 5 years old, I'll have no problem beating you now.

Piccolo: We'll see. You were stronger when you were younger.

Vegeta: Yeah, now you're power level is lower than even that shorty human friend of yours.

Gohan: What?! It can't be that low!

So to prove all his friends wrong Gohan fights Nappa and, because he is so weak when he's a teenager in high school compared to when he was a kawaii chibi, he loses terribly.

Vegeta: HAHAHAHA!! You suck!

Goku: What an embarrassment.

Gohan: Well of course it is. Now if I can just go home to wallow in my sorrow...

Trunks: You'd like that wouldn't you? Well too bad, first you have to go SSJ2.

Gohan: Whatever as long as I can go home after.

So he goes to SSJ2 which is actually really weak as he hasn't trained for 7 years.

Vegeta: Damn, you're really weak. You were stronger when you were a kid in your normal form.

Gohan: WHAT?! How could I have become that weak?

Goku: I don't know but you did.

Goten: Anyway, now that you're SSJ2, Spopobitch and Yamu will come out and drain you're energy so they can take it back to Babidi.

Gohan: What?

Goten: I said *Gohan suddenly starts getting his energy drained* Never mind.

So after all that everyone heads off following Spopobitch and Yamu and they see Babidi and Dabura and stuff and somehow it skips to the part where Gohan and Kaioshin are at Buu's egg case except that now everyone is there and Vegeta isn't Majin Vegeta.

Kaioshin: Gohan you have to destroy Buu's egg so that he doesn't come out and destroy earth.

Gohan: When you'd get here?

Piccolo: That's not important, just do as Kaioshin says.

Gohan: Umm, okay. *goes SSJ2 and uses all is energy to destroy it but it doesn't work*

Vegeta: Shit, you are really weak as a teenager if that's all the energy you have.

Gohan: Why do you keep saying things like that?! And you guys are here so you can help you know!

Trunks: Nah, we want to see you embarrass yourself more.

Suddenly Buu comes out of the egg and Gohan mad that everyone had been embarrassing him for the past 7 weeks, he put all his energy in to destroying Majin Buu, who exploded.

Gohan: Hahaha I beat him and I did it all by myself, even though if you guys would have helped, he would have been dead from the beginning.

Majin Buu: Actually I'm not dead, I can regenerate myself.

Vegeta: AHAHAHAHAHA!! You're a weakling nerd, that gets embarrassed every time. I'm glad I'm not related to you.

Trunks: Yeah me too.

Goten: Yeah I glad too.

Gohan: Ha you idiot, you are related to me. Your brother is a weak nerd who always gets embarassed.

Goten: Damn it. Oh well, at least I'm not stupid enough to admit it.

Gohan: Aww crap.

Krillin: Umm, I don't think this is a time to be talking about Gohan's nerdiness, we have to defeat Majin Buu! Oh but first, let's take a moment to laugh at all of teenage Gohan's embarrassing moments.

Suddenly everyone is around him laughing their asses off. Even the bad guys were there laughing from Radditz to Cell.

Gohan: I hate my life. at least I'll finally be out of the Embarrass Gohan Show.

Trunks: Yes you will but before you go I'm going to tell everyone the big secret that you were trying to keep: when Gohan thinks he is all along in his house, he stares straight at the television screen and watches....*Gohan covers his mouth*

Gohan: You'll tell no one or I'll kill you.

Trunks nods his head but as Gohan removes his hand Trunks has a grin on his face.

Goten: He'll never tell but I will: Gohan watches Barney!

Gohan: NOOOO!!

And so everyone in the world laughs and laughs eventually dying at the embarrassment of Gohan. Then Gohan was even more embarrassed as it was he, not Majin Buu who ended all life on earth. Poor, poor Gohan. Oh on the bright side, Majin Buu dies again this time for good from laughing so hard, but it didn't matter since everyone else in the world was dead also.
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