Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Fusions ❯ The Ginyu Saga ( Chapter 6 )
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By: chibigokan 
A chapter with lots of fusions, and unexpected turns. What kinds of horrible looking, and weird naming characters with the fusions create?
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.01.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 205 | Status: Completed
A chapter with lots of fusions, and unexpected turns. What kinds of horrible looking, and weird naming characters with the fusions create?
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.01.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 205 | Status: Completed
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The Ginyu Saga
The Ginyu Force has just landed in front of Gohan, Vegeta, and Krillin, and was
gathering the Dragonballs up.
Vegeta: Krillin destroy the dragonball now!
Krillin: Why do I have to listen to you? You tried to kill me, and more than
once.
Vegeta: What, you insolent fool, destroy it before the Ginyu Force takes it!
Krillin: I rather give it to them than listen to you.
Gohan: Uhh, Krillin, maybe you should listen to Vegeta. If the Ginyu Force gets
all the Dragonballs, then we're pretty much died, along with the entire world.
Krillin: And Vegeta would be dead too?
Gohan: We all will die.
Krillin: Hmm, but so would Vegeta. Alright Captain Ginyu, here you go. *hands
the dragonball to Captain Ginyu, who now has all 7 so he flies off to give it to
Frieza*
Gohan: *has a giant sweapdrop on his head* Uhh, okay.
Vegeta: What the hell?! That's it, I'll kill you for real this time. *starts
beating the crap out of Krillin*
Krillin: Uhh, a little help here Gohan! How about fusing with me so he doesn't
kill me!
Gohan: Hmm, no, I don't think so. You deserve this. And besides, thanks to you,
we're all going to die soon.
Guldo: Yeah, but your bald friend is going to die sooner.
Gohan: Alright, alright, I'l fuse with him. *tries to fuse with Krillin but
instead he fuses with Krillin and Vegeta, and creates Gogelin*
Gogelin: (is in Gohan's clothes and looks like a shorter Vegeta without a nose)
This is freaky, I'm not bald anymore. What, I was never bald, and now I have to
be stuck with a lowly human., and I have no nose!
Jeice: Wow, your power went up to like 500, 000.
Gogelin: Haha, well destroy you all now. But first I have to do something *kicks
Gohan out of the fusion and becomes Vegetin*
Gohan: Why did you do that, you guys hate each other so why would want to be
fused together?
Vegetin: (looks the same as before but is now wearing Vegeta's Saiya-jin armor)
Your clothes sucks. And our name is a lot better, I mean what kind of name is
Gogelin? Now Vegetin, that's a good name.
Jeice: Not really, and now your power is down to 100,000.
Gohan: Haha, my power made the fusion 400,000 stronger. Now your just a weak guy
without a nose.
Vegetin: I'm still stronger then you, and all of the Ginyu members here.
Burter: Not when we fuse. *they start to do their idiotic dance, and fuse into
Reterdoeice*
Reterdoeice: (don' t know how he looks, just think of the most stupid, idiotic,
mutatilated thing you can) MWHAHAHAHAHA, our power is 1,000,000 and now you are
no match for me.
Vegetin: Damn, this sucks.
Gohan: I bet you wish I was still fused with you, don't you?
Vegetin: No, it wouldn't really make a difference.
Gohan: Yeah, but now your going to get beat up even worse.
Vegetin: Shut up.
Reterdoeice: If your done arguing now, I must destroy this planet.
Hahahahahahaha.
Vegetin: Ohh, okay, let me escape first, then you can do whatever you want.
Reterdoeice: Hmm, nah, l think I'll kick your ass then destroy this planet.
Vegetin and Reterdoeice start fighting, and since Reterdoeice's power is 900,000
more, Vegetin gets his ass kicked and is now a bloody mess on the ground.
Gohan: *is laughing at Vegetin* You should have let me stayed fused with you
guys.
Vegetin: So what, now it's your turn.
Gohan: Eep! What do I do? *tries to fly away but doesn't get far and is badly
beat up by Reterdoeice* Oww.
Reterdoeice: Now to destroy you both! *powers up and makes a huge energy ball,
and keeps making it for a couple of minutes*
Vegetin: Are you ever going to shoot it?
Reterdoeice: Do you want me to?
Vegetin: No, but it would be better than waiting, wondering when your going to
kill us.
Reterdoeice: Well, I was sort of waiting for Goku to show up but I guess he
isn't. *releases the energy ball, which comes inches from blowing up Vegetin and
Gohan, before it is deflected by another beam*
Gohan: Dad, you sure did take your time.
Goku: Sorry. So, here you go. *gives Sensu beans to Vegetin and Gohan* Uhh, who
is that freak you guys are fighting?
Vegetin: His name is Reterdoeice.
Goku: What, Reterdoeice? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! What kind of name is that?
Reterdoeice: Don't make fun of my name!
Goku: I can't help it. *starts laughing insanely*
Everyone else sweatdrops.
Reterdoeice: Your mean. I'm telling on you to Captain Ginyu. *leaves*
Vegetin defuses, and Goku is still laughing.
Gohan: Uh, Dad, you can stop now, they left.
Krillin: Yeah Goku, it's not that funny.
Vegeta: Yes it is. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Gohan: Huh?
Krillin: Maybe it's a Saiyan thing.
Gohan: You mean Saiya-jin. Anyway, Dad, Captain Ginyu has all the dragonballs
and he's about to give it to Frieza.
Goku: *has finally stopped laughing* Okay then lets go. *everyone flies off to
Frieza's ship, and when they get there he sees Reterdoeice and starts laughing
uncontrolably again, along Vegeta*
Krillin: Great, we have to defeat Reterdoeice by ourselves. I don't think their
going to be much help.
Reterdoeice: *is explaining to Captain Ginyu about Goku making fun of him* He
was so mean, and he hurt my feelings.
Captain Ginyu: So he thinks your name is funny huh? Well, fuse with me and we'll
teach him a lesson. *they fuse and create Gincoomurldeice*
Gincoomurldeice: Goku, you are no match for the awsome power of Gincoomurldeice.
Goku hearing the name laughs even harder if that's possible.
Gincoomurldeice: Oww, your right, that does hurt. Okay, I kill you all. *starts
firing beams randomly, making Vegeta stop laughing, but Goku doesn't. Even as
Gincoomurldeice was shooting out his most powerful atacks Goku kept laughing*
Gincoomurldeice: AHHHH! SHUT UP ALREADY!! MY NAME'S NOT THAT FUNNY!! *becomes
self-concious of his name and emotionally distraught, so he commits suicide*
Gohan: Wow, my Dad's the greatest. He defeated Gincoomurldeice without even
attacking him.
Vegeta: What?! Kakkarot didn't do anything but laugh at him. I could have done
that.
Goku is still laughing.
Krillin: Maybe you should stop now, Goku.
Goku suddenly stops laughing, and looks like he's dead.
Vegeta: What a idiot. He laughed himself to death.
Gohan: He's not dead yet, he's almost dead.
Vegeta: Ohh, well then let's get him into the rejuvenation tank.
Gohan: Well, today was strange. My Dad nearly killed himself by laughing.
Krillin: Don't worry, it will probably get stranger.
The Ginyu Saga
The Ginyu Force has just landed in front of Gohan, Vegeta, and Krillin, and was
gathering the Dragonballs up.
Vegeta: Krillin destroy the dragonball now!
Krillin: Why do I have to listen to you? You tried to kill me, and more than
once.
Vegeta: What, you insolent fool, destroy it before the Ginyu Force takes it!
Krillin: I rather give it to them than listen to you.
Gohan: Uhh, Krillin, maybe you should listen to Vegeta. If the Ginyu Force gets
all the Dragonballs, then we're pretty much died, along with the entire world.
Krillin: And Vegeta would be dead too?
Gohan: We all will die.
Krillin: Hmm, but so would Vegeta. Alright Captain Ginyu, here you go. *hands
the dragonball to Captain Ginyu, who now has all 7 so he flies off to give it to
Frieza*
Gohan: *has a giant sweapdrop on his head* Uhh, okay.
Vegeta: What the hell?! That's it, I'll kill you for real this time. *starts
beating the crap out of Krillin*
Krillin: Uhh, a little help here Gohan! How about fusing with me so he doesn't
kill me!
Gohan: Hmm, no, I don't think so. You deserve this. And besides, thanks to you,
we're all going to die soon.
Guldo: Yeah, but your bald friend is going to die sooner.
Gohan: Alright, alright, I'l fuse with him. *tries to fuse with Krillin but
instead he fuses with Krillin and Vegeta, and creates Gogelin*
Gogelin: (is in Gohan's clothes and looks like a shorter Vegeta without a nose)
This is freaky, I'm not bald anymore. What, I was never bald, and now I have to
be stuck with a lowly human., and I have no nose!
Jeice: Wow, your power went up to like 500, 000.
Gogelin: Haha, well destroy you all now. But first I have to do something *kicks
Gohan out of the fusion and becomes Vegetin*
Gohan: Why did you do that, you guys hate each other so why would want to be
fused together?
Vegetin: (looks the same as before but is now wearing Vegeta's Saiya-jin armor)
Your clothes sucks. And our name is a lot better, I mean what kind of name is
Gogelin? Now Vegetin, that's a good name.
Jeice: Not really, and now your power is down to 100,000.
Gohan: Haha, my power made the fusion 400,000 stronger. Now your just a weak guy
without a nose.
Vegetin: I'm still stronger then you, and all of the Ginyu members here.
Burter: Not when we fuse. *they start to do their idiotic dance, and fuse into
Reterdoeice*
Reterdoeice: (don' t know how he looks, just think of the most stupid, idiotic,
mutatilated thing you can) MWHAHAHAHAHA, our power is 1,000,000 and now you are
no match for me.
Vegetin: Damn, this sucks.
Gohan: I bet you wish I was still fused with you, don't you?
Vegetin: No, it wouldn't really make a difference.
Gohan: Yeah, but now your going to get beat up even worse.
Vegetin: Shut up.
Reterdoeice: If your done arguing now, I must destroy this planet.
Hahahahahahaha.
Vegetin: Ohh, okay, let me escape first, then you can do whatever you want.
Reterdoeice: Hmm, nah, l think I'll kick your ass then destroy this planet.
Vegetin and Reterdoeice start fighting, and since Reterdoeice's power is 900,000
more, Vegetin gets his ass kicked and is now a bloody mess on the ground.
Gohan: *is laughing at Vegetin* You should have let me stayed fused with you
guys.
Vegetin: So what, now it's your turn.
Gohan: Eep! What do I do? *tries to fly away but doesn't get far and is badly
beat up by Reterdoeice* Oww.
Reterdoeice: Now to destroy you both! *powers up and makes a huge energy ball,
and keeps making it for a couple of minutes*
Vegetin: Are you ever going to shoot it?
Reterdoeice: Do you want me to?
Vegetin: No, but it would be better than waiting, wondering when your going to
kill us.
Reterdoeice: Well, I was sort of waiting for Goku to show up but I guess he
isn't. *releases the energy ball, which comes inches from blowing up Vegetin and
Gohan, before it is deflected by another beam*
Gohan: Dad, you sure did take your time.
Goku: Sorry. So, here you go. *gives Sensu beans to Vegetin and Gohan* Uhh, who
is that freak you guys are fighting?
Vegetin: His name is Reterdoeice.
Goku: What, Reterdoeice? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! What kind of name is that?
Reterdoeice: Don't make fun of my name!
Goku: I can't help it. *starts laughing insanely*
Everyone else sweatdrops.
Reterdoeice: Your mean. I'm telling on you to Captain Ginyu. *leaves*
Vegetin defuses, and Goku is still laughing.
Gohan: Uh, Dad, you can stop now, they left.
Krillin: Yeah Goku, it's not that funny.
Vegeta: Yes it is. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Gohan: Huh?
Krillin: Maybe it's a Saiyan thing.
Gohan: You mean Saiya-jin. Anyway, Dad, Captain Ginyu has all the dragonballs
and he's about to give it to Frieza.
Goku: *has finally stopped laughing* Okay then lets go. *everyone flies off to
Frieza's ship, and when they get there he sees Reterdoeice and starts laughing
uncontrolably again, along Vegeta*
Krillin: Great, we have to defeat Reterdoeice by ourselves. I don't think their
going to be much help.
Reterdoeice: *is explaining to Captain Ginyu about Goku making fun of him* He
was so mean, and he hurt my feelings.
Captain Ginyu: So he thinks your name is funny huh? Well, fuse with me and we'll
teach him a lesson. *they fuse and create Gincoomurldeice*
Gincoomurldeice: Goku, you are no match for the awsome power of Gincoomurldeice.
Goku hearing the name laughs even harder if that's possible.
Gincoomurldeice: Oww, your right, that does hurt. Okay, I kill you all. *starts
firing beams randomly, making Vegeta stop laughing, but Goku doesn't. Even as
Gincoomurldeice was shooting out his most powerful atacks Goku kept laughing*
Gincoomurldeice: AHHHH! SHUT UP ALREADY!! MY NAME'S NOT THAT FUNNY!! *becomes
self-concious of his name and emotionally distraught, so he commits suicide*
Gohan: Wow, my Dad's the greatest. He defeated Gincoomurldeice without even
attacking him.
Vegeta: What?! Kakkarot didn't do anything but laugh at him. I could have done
that.
Goku is still laughing.
Krillin: Maybe you should stop now, Goku.
Goku suddenly stops laughing, and looks like he's dead.
Vegeta: What a idiot. He laughed himself to death.
Gohan: He's not dead yet, he's almost dead.
Vegeta: Ohh, well then let's get him into the rejuvenation tank.
Gohan: Well, today was strange. My Dad nearly killed himself by laughing.
Krillin: Don't worry, it will probably get stranger.