Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Fusions ❯ The Rest of Vegeta's Saga, With *gasp* Actual Fusing ( Chapter 5 )

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A/N: Gee how long has it been since my late update? Like 3 months or something? Well here is the next chapter, not like anyone is reading, or else I should have gotten more reviews... So I'll just keep talki-, writing to myself, because I'm crazy. That's right, go off and tell all your friends. Actually I'm not really crazy, I just write random, crazy humor, so read, and review my craziness.

Disclaimer: Yeah, finally own DBZ, in my mind anyway...

The Rest of Vegeta's Saga, With *gasp* Actual Fusing

(A/N: You should read the saga before this for this chapter to kinda make sense. And read the other sagas too, so you can tell how you like them as well...)

Vegeta was still being tormented by Gohan and Krillin to kill them, however 3 or 4 months had past already since the last chapter, and so everyone was basically healed and had their energy back, and Goku had still not made it to earth...

Krillin: Damn, Gohan, where the hell is your father?

Gohan: I don't know, but here's an even better question, why are we asking Vegeta to kill us again?

Krillin: Uh, I think it had something to do with the last chapter, to make it longer or something.

Gohan: Oh, okay, sooo, we spend months trying to get Vegeta to kill us when we could have been training, or fighting him or doing something slightly beneficial for us?

Krillin: Yup, that seems to sum it up.

Gohan: Hmm, interesting. Umm, here's another question, how come Vegeta never thought to hurt us that entire time? I mean after the first 6 months or so that this story hadn't been written, I would have thought he realized that dad wouldn't be here.

Nappa: Alas, you two have made him go crazy with your talks of being killed.

Gohan: Oh, I get it now, sort of. Hey, weren't you dead last chapter?

Nappa: Yes, but I have come back to be the psychiatrist of poor Vegeta.

Krillin: Uh, huh. So people can come right back from the dead if they become psychiatrists?

Nappa: Sure, why not. Anyway, Vegeta I must get you out of your crazy, none killing mode, by using shock therapy.

Vegeta: How the hell is that going to work?! You don't have anything that can shock me so great that I change back.

Nappa: Ahh, but I do. You'll have to fuse with Gohan, until you are your normal, evil self.

Vegeta: NOOOOOO!!

Nappa: Yes.

Gohan: AAAHHHHHHHH!!

Krillin: *is watching a random show on a television that is suddenly there* Man, this is the best show I ever saw.

Gohan: Hey, don't you even care about me?!

Krillin: Huh? Oh yeah, the fusing with Vegeta. Poor, poor Vegeta, having to fuse with Gohan.

Vegeta: Yes poor, poor, me.

Gohan: *sweatdrops* What's wrong with fusing with me?! I'm like the strongest one here?!

Nappa: Yeah, but you make sucky, horrible, terrifying, awful, frig- *Gohan is glaring at him angrily* fusion names.

Krillin: No go on with the making fun of Gohan.

Nappa: Uh, nah, because Vegeta, you have to fuse to end your unevil, none killing personality that these short people have driven you to.

Vegeta: NOOOOOO!!

Nappa: Yes.

Gohan: AAAHHHHHHHH!!

Krillin: *is watching a random show on a telev-* Hey, this seems familiar. *reads above* Yeah, we kind of did this already.

Vegeta: Shhh, maybe we'll keep repeating and I won't have to fuse with Gohan.

And with a great flash of light, Gohan and Vegeta somehow fuse together against both their will, creating, Goge-, no wait, that's when Vegeta fuses with Goku... Hmm, then it created the fascinating Vegehan...

Vegehan: AAHHHH!!! The horror of the fusion name!! What?! Stop making fun of me Vegeta! Shut up brat!

Krillin: As I said before, poor, poor Vegeta.

Nappa: Vegeta once you get over your fear, you will be normal. Don't give up, and you will prevail.

Vegehan: You know, I'm starting to hate this new version of Nappa. He's supposed to be stupid and barking like a dog.

Nappa: Oh, I still do that. Arf, arf, arf.

Krillin: Now look what you did. Thanks a lot, uhh, what is your name anyway?

Vegehan: No, I won't tell you, you'll just laugh.

Krillin: No I won't, I promise.

Vegehan: Okay then its, hey you stupid kid, shut up! No, I'm going to tell him! Not if I can stop, uh, myself. *starts to punch his own face* Hey look over there, it's Dad! What, where?! Mwhahaha, now that Vegeta is distracted, I'll tell Krillin my name. It's Vegehan.

Krillin: Well that was strange. Wait, you said your name is Vegehan? Ahahahahaahhahaahaha! *laughs at the weird name fusing with Gohan has created... for about 50 minutes... straight*

Meanwhile, Vegehan was fighting with himself for the entire time, until Nappa started talking again, saying more psychiatristish things. Immediately, Vegehan stopped fighting and Krillin stopped laughing, and they stared at Nappa.

Vegehan: Damn you, you bald Saiyajin. I'll kill you for your annoying unNappa like smartness.

Nappa: How does that annoy you more than that little bald laughing for like 1 hour?!

Vegehan: First of all, it was only 50 minutes, and second, I hate you, even more so then the short baldy. Anyway, on with the killing. Big Ban- hey I want to use my attack! What attack, that weak Masenko? Yeah, or my Kamehameha. You didn't learn that yet! So what, I'm not going to attack unless I get to use my attacks! Okay you brat, we'll combine the attacks. Okay. Okay then, Big Final Masenko Kamehameha attack! *instantly kills Nappa, of course, what with them using 4 very strong attacks*

Krillin: Yeah, about you talking with yourself, you gotta stop that Vegehan. *starts thinking of the name and laughs insanely again* Ahahahahaha *stops in mid laugh as he realizes something very shocking* Hey I just realized something shocking.

Vegehan: Yeah, the words in the * already said that.

Krillin: Oh, right. *sweatdrops* Anyway, *begans to laugh nervously* A hehehehe, as I was saying, *starts to sing a song* I'm a little teapot- *and begans to dance the-* AHHHHH!! Stop making me do these things already!! Now, what was I saying? Oh yeah, Vegeta, did you realize that you've been fused with Gohan with that horrible name for 1 entire hour?!!!

Vegehan: What?! AAAHHH! *instantly defuses*

Vegeta: That was horrible, but at least I'm finally back to normal. Now, to kill you two.

Krillin: Yeah, about that, I don't feel like dying anymore...

Gohan: Don't worry, Krillin, I cna defeat him. Here, watch this. KAAMEEHAAMEEHAA!! *Vegeta is instantly dead* See, that was simple.

Krillin: Actually, seemed too easy, a little too easy.

Gohan: *kicks the lifeless body of Vegeta* Nope, he's dead for sure. Now we don't have to worry, and Dad didn't even need to come rescue us this time.

Krillin: Yeah, but then, Vegeta was supposed to be on Namek and everything, and Goku was supposed to be to hurt too go with us so he could rescue us when we're near death. And besides, you're not strong enough to defeat Vegeta at this time in your life.

Gohan: I'm not? Are you sure?

Krillin: Yeah, what are you like, 5?

Gohan: Well, in the dub I think I'm already like 61/2 years old... So you're totally positive that I'm not strong enough to beat Vegeta?

Vegeta: *is somehow alive, but that's not too strange, right?* So are you telling me I should still be alive, and not hurt at all, while that brat of Kakarot should be out off most of his energy, and near death?

Krillin: Umm, hmm, yeah everything you just said is true.

Vegeta: *stands up and is not hurt at all, even though he was dead like a second ago* Mwahahahahaha, I have killed Gohan! Now my mission is completed and I can go home and relax. Maybe have a few beers...

Gohan: *out of energy and nearer to death then he was before at the end of the last chapter* Uh...I'm still alive...barely...

Krillin: And I thought your mission was to defeat Goku, destroy earth, make the wish for immortality, and rule the universe?

Vegeta: Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me baldy. And I think I'll start by killing you! *punches Krillin in the face, and thus, nearly kills him* Yes, now that I have killed both of them, now to rule the universe!

Gohan: Uhh, firstly we're not dead, secondly, you haven't defeated Dad, thirdly, ah hell with it. Let me just say, you skipped a lot of steps!

Vegeta: Ahhh! I'll kill you for talking back to me when you're dead!

Just as Vegeta was going to kill them for real, Goku appeared and gave Gohan and Krillin a sensu.

Krillin: Yeah, thanks for showing up like a year late!

Gohan: Daddy, what took you so long?

Goku: Well, I was waiting for you guys to almost be dead so I could make the heroic rescue.

Krillin: *glaring at Goku with a look to kill, and muttering to himself* When you least expect it Goku, I'll kill you.

Goku: What Krillin, did you say something?

Krillin: Oh I was only saying how you were my best friend. I wasn't talking about how I secretly plan to kill you for rescuing us right before we were to die.

Goku: Yeah, you're my best friend too. Hey, what were you saying after being best friends?

Krillin: Nothing, nothing at all.

Vegeta: Kakarot, I will defeat you and then rule the universe! Mwhahaha! *shoots a small beam at Goku that has no effect at all* Yes! I have beaten Kakarot!

Goku: *sweatdrops* Uhhh.... are you sure that this is the guy who killed everyone else?

Gohan: What? I don't really remember him actually killing anyone...except for Nappa, and he eventually came back to life, but then we killed him again.

Goku: Umm, right okay, whatever. That makes sense...

Vegeta: *is talking to Goku* Really? Because it doesn't make any sense to me. Hey, didn't I just kill you? Damn, the dead just keep on coming back to life.

Krillin: Vegeta's become stupid as Nappa used to be! Come on let's fuse, Gohan to defeat him!

So Krillin and Gohan fuse creating Gorillin, because stupid Krillin had forgotten the horrible names that was produced whenever somebody fused with Gohan.

Gorillin: AHAHAHA!! Now no one can defeat the invincible Gorillin! What a minute...AAHHH!! I fused with Gohan!

Goku: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, and so on.

Vegeta: What the hell kind of name is that?! But the power is incredible! Quickly Kakarot, fuse with me!

And then, for idiotic reason, Goku fused with his rival, and they became Kageta.

Kageta: My power is stronger! Mwhahahaha! Hey, why is my name Kageta? Because I'm using your Saiyajin name, Kakarot! But I want to use my regular name!

Gorillin: You know, what the hell is wrong with Goku? Don't ask me, you've known him longer. Hmm this is just great, I'm talking to myself. Well not really, Krillin, you're talking to me. Shut up. Oh great, I just basically told myself to shut up. The hell with it, lets battle!

Gorillin and Kageta begin to battle, and being about 10,000 times weaker for random reasons, Gorillin was losing terribly.

Gorillin: Damn it! We need more power! Hey Goku, come fuse with me so we can defeat Kageta! But if he's fused with us, then we'll be only fighting Vegeta. Shut up, Gohan.

Anyway, Kageta starts beating himself up, so he defuses, and then Goku fused with Gorillin to create the super powerful Krihaku.

Krihaku: Yah, no I can beat Kageta, you mean Vegeta. Whatever. Anyway, now the great and powerful Krilhaku will kill you!

Vegeta: Krihaku? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, and so on, more than Goku's AHAHAHA's.

Krihaku: Crap. We have to get rid of someone to make the name better. Gee, I wonder who.

A quarter of a milisecond later (make any sense to you) Gohan had been kicked out and now stood the better named, but much weaker Krilliku.

Krilliku: Well that's better, sort of. Now to fight with Vegeta.

However, he couldn't do any damage to Vegeta, who ignored the weak punches and continued to laugh.

Gohan: Why does everyone kick me out when they know it makes them so much stronger?! Sigh, well obviously I'm not going to be involved anymore, so I'm going to sleep. *sleeps*

Krilliku: What do I do now? Hmm, I know, I'll sneeze on him. *sneezes, and all his boogers goes on Vegeta, enraging him* Yay, now we'll have a real fight.

Then Krilliku got the crap beaten out of him, and because he couldn't think straight, being beaten up and all, he allowed Gohan to fuse. Poor, stupid Krilliku. Anyway, that created Krillhanku.

Vegeta: Ahhh! His povers are unstoppable!

Krillhanku: Yes! No I will win, the great Krillhanku! What?! That's my name?! AHHHH!! Must get out of this fusion. *Goku somehow escapes the fusion, but leaves Krillin fused with Gohan, creating Gohallin*

Vegeta: Damn, he's still too powerful! *is getting beat up by Gohallin* Now how to get out of this? I know, hey what the hell name do you have?

Gohallin: *Krillin is too much in shock from being fused with Gohan to stop himself from answering* I am the mighty Gohallin!

Goku: *laughs insanely at the horrible name* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, and it keeps on going for a very long, long time...

Krillin meanwhile had just gotten out of his shock of being fused with Gohan, and kicks him out of it, which of course just made him his weak self, and yet, he was very happy.

Vegeta: Now there is no way to stop me... except for that damn laughing from Kakarot! Ahhh, it's making me go insane!

Goku: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, still going on...

A couple hours later...

Gohan: Gee, when will he stop? He's making me go crazy too!

Krillin: Just ignore it, and maybe it'll go away.

Gohan: Krillin, you're talking about my dad, not an "it'. And even if we do treat him as an "it" I don't think he'll stop.

Goku: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, still hasn't stopped to breath...

Vegeta: AHHHHHH!! Stop that insane laughing!! *runs around screaming*

Gohan: Vegeta's screaming ain't helping...

Krillin: I can take care of that. *punches the crazed Vegeta and knocks him out* There, isn't that better?

Gohan: What?! How could you be so strong to defeat him?!

Vegeta: *awakes, realizing that Krillin is too weak to knock him out* Damn it, the laughing still hasn't stopped! AHHHH!

Gohan: AHHH!! Stop screaming! *starts to transform to Oozaru because he is angry at Vegeta. Oh, and doing some random time, Vegeta threw the energy ball in the air to produce the light of the full moon so he could transform, but never did. Umm, and Gohan's tail grew back* RROOOAR!!

Krillin: Oh crap, now I have to listen to a roaring ape, the scream of a crazy alien, and the insane laugh of a stupid man.

Goku: AHAHAHAHAHA, doesn't he need to breathe?

Gohan starts beating up Vegeta to near death.

Vegeta: Ouch, ow, pain. Now to get out of this alive?

Krillin: Don't you still have your tail? Why don't you tranform?

Vegeta: Oh yeah. *looks to the sky to the fake full moon, but nothing happens* What?! *looks around his waist and sees he has no tail* When the hell did I lose my tail?!

Krillin: Probably sometime during the hours when Goku was laughing. But then, it could have been some random time in which the authoress left out.

Vegeta: I think the second one. Oh well, now to get back to getting the crap beat out of me. *Oozaru Gohan does so* Maybe not... Oh wait, all I got to do is cut off his tail. Too bad I'm too weak right now. Hmm, but I have an idea. Hey Kakarot, cut off your son's tail for me, your best friend.

Goku: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, sigh, still laughing *yet as he laughs he listens to Vegeta because he is an idiot*

Gohan: *changes and falls like thousands of feet to the ground* Ouch, that kinda hurt... *is unconscious*

Vegeta: Mwhahahaha! Now I will real the universe! *realizes that Goku hasn't stopped laughing...* AHHHHHHH!!

Goku: AHAHAHAHA,etc

Vegeta: AHHHH!

Goku: AHAHAHAHA, and on and on and on...

Vegeta: AHHHHH!

Goku: AHAHAHA- well you get the point, right?

And so Vegeta goes crazy from Goku's continued laughing, and decides to leave Earth.

Krillin: Yay, we won! Now to only stop Goku from laughing... Oh I know, hey Goku, you've been laughing for so long that you should have passed out by now.

Goku: *stops laughing, finally* Really? *passes out*

And that is the end of this saga... Screwy, ain't it? Anyway, it's long, but hope you found it to be funny and so REVIEW. Flame if you don't like it... sigh evil ppl who don't like me... What, you're still here? Go away and leave me in my sadness, but don't forget to review...