Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Fusions ❯ The Saga That's Supposed to be About Fusions and Vegeta, But Isn't ( Chapter 4 )
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By: chibigokan 
Uhh, nothingness, Piccolo umm, dying, sort of. basically not related to the title at all.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.16.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 234 | Status: Completed
Uhh, nothingness, Piccolo umm, dying, sort of. basically not related to the title at all.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.16.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 234 | Status: Completed
A/N: I haven't worked on this story for a while but I hope that people are still interested in it. Forgot the kind of humor I did, so it might be different than the other chapters. Cannot remember nuthun so it'll be way different. Oh well, please read and review this story.
Disclaimer: I still don't own DBZ, but soon...well, I still won't own it.
The Saga That's Supposed to be About Fusions and Vegeta, But Isn't
Piccolo: *is lying on the ground staring up at the sky. The beam is hovering just in front of him* Man I've been waiting here for five months.
Vegeppa: *wakes up* Huh, is the story finally continuing? Okay, then Piccolo are you ready to die?
Piccolo: Umm, no not yet.
Krillin: Aw the hell with it, he's been living for an extra five months, just kill him already.
Piccolo: What?!
Gohan: Yeah, kill him, it's been pretty boring without any deaths.
Piccolo: Actually their right, kill me.
Vegeppa: *sweatdrops* I was hoping they wouldn't be such freaks anymore, but oh well.
So Piccolo is hit by the beam, Gohan is sad, Vegeppa start talking about the dragonballs and going to planet Nam...
Krillin: Wait, I think Piccolo was already hit by the beam in the last chapter and that's how it ended last time.
Piccolo: Oh yeah I was already hit... and were Vegeta and Nappa fused for the entire time this story wasn't written about?
Vegeppa: Right, I guess I have to defuse... like 150 days ago...
Gohan: Yeah and Piccolo should have died back then but so what, lets just get on with the story.
Piccolo: Okay. *dies*
Gohan: Noooo!! You died! *whispers* Finally.
Piccolo: *comes back to life* Oh wait Gohan, I was supposed to say stuff to you.
Gohan: Umm, okay.
Piccolo: Yeah, kinda forgot, something about you being my only friend...aw screw it. I'll just say this. Go to Namek so you can bring me back to life so I can kill Goku for not saving us. Oh, and go rob a bank right now, or I'll kill you.
Gohan: Huh? Aren't you technically dead already? So you can't really do anything to me.
Piccolo: No! You always have to listen to me no matter what.
Krillin: No, I don't think he does seeing as your dead.
Piccolo: Could I be talking if I was dead?
Vegeta: I think he's right, your dead so you can't do anything.
Nappa: Yeah, arf arf.
Piccolo: Oh crap he's barking again. Hurry Gohan and do as I say before I die. Don't you want to fulfill my dying wishes?
Gohan: You're already dead! And besides I don't feel like bringing you back to life, you know, seeing you want to kill daddy.
Vegeta: Isn't this saga supposed to be about me?!
Nappa: Yeah, arf, arf, arf.
Piccolo: Ahh! You're gonna kill with your craziness if I don't kill you first. *shoots a beam at Nappa who instantly dies* AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gohan, Krillin, and Vegeta sweatdrop.
Gohan: Gee you've gone insane.
Krillin: Uhh, you know Piccolo, you're supposed to be dead, so that shouldn't have killed Nappa.
Vegeta: *is looking down at the dead Nappa, bloody and deadish* Hey you freakin dog, you're not dead. *starts kicking him*
Nappa: *comes alive, I guess* Wow, I'm not dead, cool! Arf, arf, ar.. *Vegeta starts strangling him*
Piccolo: Thank you. I thought I would die if he kept that up.
Kirllin: AAAAAAAHHHHH!! You're already dead!
Gohan: Okay Piccolo, I'll make a deal with you, if you die, I'll do as you say.
Piccolo: Even rob a bank?
Gohan: What? No of course not.
Piccolo: Then I won't die.
Krillin: Okay, okay, he'll rob the bank if you die.
Gohan: What I'm not going to...
Krillin: Shut up, just say you will so he'll die.
Piccolo: What?
Gohan: Uhh, I'll rob the bank. So, are you going to die yet?
Piccolo: Thank you. *finally dies*
Gohan: Phew, glad he's dead so I don't have to rob a bank. Okay now lets start fighting.
Piccolo: *comes back to life, again* You liar, now I'll kill you!
Gohan: AAAAAHHHH! Okay I'll rob the damn bank. *flies away and is comes back with a small bag of money*
Piccolo: Okay. *dies for real*
Krillin: That took forever.
Vegeta: *is still strangling Nappa* Maybe you're suitable to the side of evil.
Gohan: Actually I didn't rob a bank I just went home and got the money from my room.
Piccolo: *huh, is living again* WHAT?! You still dind't rob a bank? You are dead.
Vegeta: *Strangling Nappa still* No, you're dead, so please die!
Gohan: I uhh did rob a bank yup, that one that looked like my piggy bank in my room.
Piccolo: Ohh, okay. *finaly dies for real for real*
Krillin: Phew, I'm glad that's over. Can we please get down to getting the crap beat out of us already?
Vegeta: Of course. *lets go of Nappa* Come on boy, let's beat the crap out of them so that Kakkorot will come...
Nappa: And kill me and beat the hell out of you until you are near death?
Krillin: Yeah that seems about right.
Gohan: Hmm, the freaky dog man thing is smarter than that Vegeta fellow who's named after vegetables.
Vegeta: Grr, no, he's wrong. *kills Nappa* See, Kakkorot may beat the hell out of me, but he can't kill Nappa. Mwhahahahahahaha!!
Gohan: What is it with this people killing their own allies?
Krillin: I don't know, but isn't Vegeta supposed to be beating the crap out of us?
Gohan: Oh yeah.
Vegeta: Okay. *starts beating the crap out of them* Man this is boring.
Krillin: *near death* Gohan, where the hell is your father?!
Gohan: *nearer to death than Krillin* I don't know. I guess we should have guessed that he wouldn't come, seeing as he left for earth like five months ago!
Vegeta: What he's not going to come?
Gohan: Well maybe he will, I dont' know.
Krillin: We could wait for him for a while but I don't know how much longer. According to the author, I'm near death.
Gohan: Yeah, well I'm nearer to death than you so ha.
Krillin: yeah well I could get even nearer to death than you if I wanted to. I'll just get Vegeta to beat me up more.
Vegeta: Well you guys are freaks, I'm going to take a nap until Kakkarot gets here.
Gohan: No you have to keep beating me up so I can stay neaer to death than Krillin.
Krillin: No beat me up!
Gohan: No ME!
Vegeta: AAHH! Kakkarot hurry up and get here so your freaky friend and son will stop annoying me!
Krillin: If you want us to stop why don't you kill us? Then I'll be really dead.
Vegeta: If only it was that simple...but you guys have to be alive for the next saga on Namek.
Gohan: Too bad, kill us.
Vegeta: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Poor Vegeta, going insane in what is supposed to be his saga. And about fusions.... oh well I totally forgot how to write this.
Not even related to the title, but I'll try to make it better in the next chapter, and funnier too. Please review, cause I'm bored of writing. (don't make any sense but so what?)
Disclaimer: I still don't own DBZ, but soon...well, I still won't own it.
The Saga That's Supposed to be About Fusions and Vegeta, But Isn't
Piccolo: *is lying on the ground staring up at the sky. The beam is hovering just in front of him* Man I've been waiting here for five months.
Vegeppa: *wakes up* Huh, is the story finally continuing? Okay, then Piccolo are you ready to die?
Piccolo: Umm, no not yet.
Krillin: Aw the hell with it, he's been living for an extra five months, just kill him already.
Piccolo: What?!
Gohan: Yeah, kill him, it's been pretty boring without any deaths.
Piccolo: Actually their right, kill me.
Vegeppa: *sweatdrops* I was hoping they wouldn't be such freaks anymore, but oh well.
So Piccolo is hit by the beam, Gohan is sad, Vegeppa start talking about the dragonballs and going to planet Nam...
Krillin: Wait, I think Piccolo was already hit by the beam in the last chapter and that's how it ended last time.
Piccolo: Oh yeah I was already hit... and were Vegeta and Nappa fused for the entire time this story wasn't written about?
Vegeppa: Right, I guess I have to defuse... like 150 days ago...
Gohan: Yeah and Piccolo should have died back then but so what, lets just get on with the story.
Piccolo: Okay. *dies*
Gohan: Noooo!! You died! *whispers* Finally.
Piccolo: *comes back to life* Oh wait Gohan, I was supposed to say stuff to you.
Gohan: Umm, okay.
Piccolo: Yeah, kinda forgot, something about you being my only friend...aw screw it. I'll just say this. Go to Namek so you can bring me back to life so I can kill Goku for not saving us. Oh, and go rob a bank right now, or I'll kill you.
Gohan: Huh? Aren't you technically dead already? So you can't really do anything to me.
Piccolo: No! You always have to listen to me no matter what.
Krillin: No, I don't think he does seeing as your dead.
Piccolo: Could I be talking if I was dead?
Vegeta: I think he's right, your dead so you can't do anything.
Nappa: Yeah, arf arf.
Piccolo: Oh crap he's barking again. Hurry Gohan and do as I say before I die. Don't you want to fulfill my dying wishes?
Gohan: You're already dead! And besides I don't feel like bringing you back to life, you know, seeing you want to kill daddy.
Vegeta: Isn't this saga supposed to be about me?!
Nappa: Yeah, arf, arf, arf.
Piccolo: Ahh! You're gonna kill with your craziness if I don't kill you first. *shoots a beam at Nappa who instantly dies* AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gohan, Krillin, and Vegeta sweatdrop.
Gohan: Gee you've gone insane.
Krillin: Uhh, you know Piccolo, you're supposed to be dead, so that shouldn't have killed Nappa.
Vegeta: *is looking down at the dead Nappa, bloody and deadish* Hey you freakin dog, you're not dead. *starts kicking him*
Nappa: *comes alive, I guess* Wow, I'm not dead, cool! Arf, arf, ar.. *Vegeta starts strangling him*
Piccolo: Thank you. I thought I would die if he kept that up.
Kirllin: AAAAAAAHHHHH!! You're already dead!
Gohan: Okay Piccolo, I'll make a deal with you, if you die, I'll do as you say.
Piccolo: Even rob a bank?
Gohan: What? No of course not.
Piccolo: Then I won't die.
Krillin: Okay, okay, he'll rob the bank if you die.
Gohan: What I'm not going to...
Krillin: Shut up, just say you will so he'll die.
Piccolo: What?
Gohan: Uhh, I'll rob the bank. So, are you going to die yet?
Piccolo: Thank you. *finally dies*
Gohan: Phew, glad he's dead so I don't have to rob a bank. Okay now lets start fighting.
Piccolo: *comes back to life, again* You liar, now I'll kill you!
Gohan: AAAAAHHHH! Okay I'll rob the damn bank. *flies away and is comes back with a small bag of money*
Piccolo: Okay. *dies for real*
Krillin: That took forever.
Vegeta: *is still strangling Nappa* Maybe you're suitable to the side of evil.
Gohan: Actually I didn't rob a bank I just went home and got the money from my room.
Piccolo: *huh, is living again* WHAT?! You still dind't rob a bank? You are dead.
Vegeta: *Strangling Nappa still* No, you're dead, so please die!
Gohan: I uhh did rob a bank yup, that one that looked like my piggy bank in my room.
Piccolo: Ohh, okay. *finaly dies for real for real*
Krillin: Phew, I'm glad that's over. Can we please get down to getting the crap beat out of us already?
Vegeta: Of course. *lets go of Nappa* Come on boy, let's beat the crap out of them so that Kakkorot will come...
Nappa: And kill me and beat the hell out of you until you are near death?
Krillin: Yeah that seems about right.
Gohan: Hmm, the freaky dog man thing is smarter than that Vegeta fellow who's named after vegetables.
Vegeta: Grr, no, he's wrong. *kills Nappa* See, Kakkorot may beat the hell out of me, but he can't kill Nappa. Mwhahahahahahaha!!
Gohan: What is it with this people killing their own allies?
Krillin: I don't know, but isn't Vegeta supposed to be beating the crap out of us?
Gohan: Oh yeah.
Vegeta: Okay. *starts beating the crap out of them* Man this is boring.
Krillin: *near death* Gohan, where the hell is your father?!
Gohan: *nearer to death than Krillin* I don't know. I guess we should have guessed that he wouldn't come, seeing as he left for earth like five months ago!
Vegeta: What he's not going to come?
Gohan: Well maybe he will, I dont' know.
Krillin: We could wait for him for a while but I don't know how much longer. According to the author, I'm near death.
Gohan: Yeah, well I'm nearer to death than you so ha.
Krillin: yeah well I could get even nearer to death than you if I wanted to. I'll just get Vegeta to beat me up more.
Vegeta: Well you guys are freaks, I'm going to take a nap until Kakkarot gets here.
Gohan: No you have to keep beating me up so I can stay neaer to death than Krillin.
Krillin: No beat me up!
Gohan: No ME!
Vegeta: AAHH! Kakkarot hurry up and get here so your freaky friend and son will stop annoying me!
Krillin: If you want us to stop why don't you kill us? Then I'll be really dead.
Vegeta: If only it was that simple...but you guys have to be alive for the next saga on Namek.
Gohan: Too bad, kill us.
Vegeta: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Poor Vegeta, going insane in what is supposed to be his saga. And about fusions.... oh well I totally forgot how to write this.
Not even related to the title, but I'll try to make it better in the next chapter, and funnier too. Please review, cause I'm bored of writing. (don't make any sense but so what?)