Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Fusions ❯ The Nappa Saga ( Chapter 3 )

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The Nappa Saga

So Gohan, Piccolo, Krillin, Tenshinhan, and Chaotzu had just fought and kiiled Saibaman. Well, technically, they killed him about two weeks ago, but yeah, in the story they had just killed him. Goku is still trying to get back to earth, and Yamcha was killed by by Piccolo because he hates him and he was laughing insanly. Next up, Vegeta sent Nappa.

Vegeta: Yeah, so Nappa, go and kill them, boy!

Nappa: Hey don't talk to me like a dog. Arf, arf!

Krillin: What the hell was that?!

Nappa: Arf, arf?

Vegeta: Are you done?

Nappa: Yup, I got it out of my system now.

As you look around, you can see Chaotzu on the ground, twitching, Piccolo about to shoot a beam through his head, Krillin, trying to pull out his hair, well he has no hair so the dots from his forehead, and Gohan blasting a hole in the ground to hide in.

Vegeta: Uh, you guys can stop now. Nappa's back to normal, or as normal as he can be.

Piccolo: Good, he almost made me kill myself, and that would be impossible because I would never sacrifice my life for anyone or anything.

Gohan: Except for me, when Vegeppa shoots his blast and I almost get killed but you step in front of it and sacrifice your life.

Piccolo: What did you say?

Gohan: Huh, what? I didn't say anything. Hey, uh look at Chaotzu, he's still on the ground having seizures.

Chaotzu: I'm fine now. So Gohan, what were you saying about Piccolo sacrificing his life for you?

Gohan: Uhh, nothing. Hey, Nappa, can you start barking like a dog again?

Nappa: Okay, arf, arf, arfarfarf. *Chaotzu starts twitching again* Yeah, that was fun. So what do you want me to do now Gohan?

Vegeta: You idiot! You're supposed to listen to me, and I want you to stop acting like a dog and fight them!

Tenshinhan: Yeah and stop making Chaotzu have seizures.

Gohan: No, keep barking so he doesn't say ask me about Piccolo saving me!

Nappa: So you want me to bark?

Vegeta: What the hell?! I'm the prince of Saiya-jin's so you must listen to me. Now attack, you imbecile!

Nappa: ARF ARF ARF!!

Vegeta: AHHHH!! Shut up! Stop listening to the kid, he's just a weak monkey child. Now attack them right now, or I won't give you anymore doggy treats.

Nappa: What? Okay then. *starts attacking Tenshinhan*

Chaotzu: Oh no, he's going to die! I better go and blow Nappa up! *clings to Nappa's back and starts glowing* Tenshinhan, I'm going to self-destruct to kill Nappa so stop getting beat up by him.

Tenshinhan: Oh sure, it's really simple to not get the crap beat out of you when the guy you're are fighting is 10 times stronger.

Krillin: Call me crazy, but wouldn't be easier if you two fused instead of killing yourself?

Chaotzu: Oh yeah. Okay, lets fuse. *tries to fuse with Tenshinhan but Nappa gets in the way and all three fuse, creating Nappshintzu*

Nappshintzu: (not sure how he would look, but I know he's bald, and has a clown face) Ohh my god, I went bald...er. I think, if that's possible. Yeah, anyway, get out Nappa. Why do I feel like eating dog treats? *starts punching himself*

Piccolo: That's an ugly sight. I'm going to kill it. *starts making a beam to fire at Nappshintzu*

Gohan: You can't do that! You'll kill Tenshinhan, the three-eyed freak and Chaotzu, the clown. Hmm, actually, go ahead, I wouldn't mind.

Nappshintzu: Hahahaha, you can't kill me! I'm too powerful! Now if I would just stop fighting with myself I could kill you. No, we'll kill Vegeta! No, we do what I want, and right now I want a dog treat. I'm crazy, I'm kicking you out. *Nappa is kicked and Chaoshinhan is created*

Chaoshinhan: Now I'm ready to kill you Nappa!

Nappa: You can't kill me, your power level is lower than mine.

Chaoshinhan: Oh, okay then, I'll just fuse again. Hey Gohan, want to fuse?

Gohan: You actually want to fuse with me? Sure!

Chaoshinhan: Oh wait, you always mess up the names. Never mind.

Krillin: Yeah but he makes the fusion really strong, which is probably more important.

Gohan: Does that mean you'll fuse with me?

Krillin: What? Of course not, you freak!

Gohan: I'm a freak?! You have no nose! Piccolo, lets teach him a lesson and fuse.

Piccolo: Nah, I think he's right. You are a freak.

Gohan: What? You're mean. I'm going to go back to blasting holes in the ground to hide in.

Piccolo: See, what a freak.

Vegeta: You guys are all freaks! Can we get on with the fight?

Nappa: *is beating up Chaoshinhan* Man you're weaker then when you weren't fused. I think I'll just finish you off right now. *starts making a beam*

Chaoshinhan: We have to do something drastic. I know, I'll self-destruct killing Nappa and save earth. *clings to the back of Nappa*

Krillin: Well actually you wouldn't be saving earth cause we still have to deal with Vegeta.

Chaoshinhan: True. Maybe I shouldn't kill myself. Too bad, it's too late now. I'll be blowing up in a couple of seconds. Aahh, screw it. *Tenshinhan leaves the fusion and Chaotzu self-destructs*

Tenshinhan: Haha! *in a sing-song voice* I didnt blow up, and Chaotzu did.

Gohan: *sitting in his hole* Wasn't he your close friend?

Tenshinhan: Oh yeah. You bastard Nappa, you killed my friend!!

Vegeta: No, he killed himself and why is this planet full of idiotic freaks?! Why the hell did we come here anyway?

Krillin: I think it was because you heard that the dragonballs were here, created by the Nameks, whcih Piccolo is the race of, but he just found out today when you told him.

Vegeta: I did tell him that.

Piccolo: Yeah, I never knew I was a Namek. My whole life is so clear to me now. I feel like a changed man, uh, I mean a changed Namek.

Vegeta: None of you are helping change my mind that you aren't all freaks.

Tenshinhan: Hey you guys, we have to get revenge on Nappa. Lets all fuse, oh, except for you Gohan. *fuses with Piccolo and Krillin creating Krishinlo*

Gohan: I still don't understand why everyone hates me.

Krishinlo: Hey shouldn't you be in your hole? And I thought Goku was supposed to save everyone right before they died.

Gohan: Uhh, no? Anyway, what do I do now?

Krishinlo: You just watch the great strength of Krishinlo kill Nappa.

Nappa: Krishinlo? Arf, arf, arf, arf. That name makes me laugh.

Krishinlo: You were barking.

Nappa: Yeah okay, so what?

Krishinlo: Uhh, never mind, I'll just kill you. *starts fighting with Nappa but they are evenly matched* Damn it, what do I do? I know, I do the tri form. *does tri form but splits into nine different Krishinlo's* Uhh, okay then I guess I'll do the word for nine times, form. Uh, anyway, everyone attack!!

Nappa: This sucks! I'm being attacked by nine freaky green bald men with three eyes. Vegeta lets fuse.

Vegeta: Whatever. I wasn't doing anything anyway. Why am I waiting so long to kill these freaks?

Gohan: Because you're waiting for my dad to show up so you can see how much stronger he is and so he can kill you?

Vegeta: Yeah, except for the part about him being stronger and killing me. Anyway, lets fuse. *fuses with Nappa to create Vegeppa*

Vegeppa: Hahaha, Krishinlo, you are no match for me now! *beats Krishinlo's up badly and they all defuse*

Gohan: Ahhhh, there's nine Piccolo's, Krillin's, and Tenshinhan's! Need to go to my hole and hide. *runs into his hole*

Tenshinhan: Now what should we do?

Krillin: We should probably put ourselves back together.

Piccolo: Yeah, and then we should destroy Gohan's hole. He depends to much on it. If we don't take it away now, he'll always run to it when he's scared.

Tenshinhan: Well he has a has a reason for being scared so you can't blame him.

Piccolo: No one goes against me! *shots a beam at Tenshinhan, who dies*

Krillin: Uhh, ummm..., you just...

Piccolo: Are you planning on saying something against my actions?!

Krillin: Uhh...no, of course not, unless saying it won't get me killed.

Piccolo: Too bad, it will.

Krillin: Okay in that case, I won't say anything against you.

Vegeppa: Well I will. You know that you killed more of your allies then we did? I mean with you as their friends, they wouldn't need us.

Piccolo: I'm not their friends and I was planning on taking over earth until you guys came.

Vegeppa: How about joining us?

Piccolo: Yeah I think I will. That way I won't have to stay with these freaks.

Gohan: Piccolo! You can't go to there side! You're supposed to be good now.

Vegeppa: Kid, he killed two of your allies. I don't think that is good. Well actually I do. It saves us a lot of energy, but besides that, he's evil.

Gohan: No he's not! Piccolo, don't go to their side, the side who gets whatever they want because they take it by force and are too strong for anyone to beat.

Krillin: That sounds good. Hey can I join?

Gohan: Krillin! Anyway, Mr. Piccolo, please don't go to their side, for me. *looks at him wide-eyed*

Piccolo: Okay, you look freaky, but anyway, I won't join them, as long as you are alive. Hmm, yes, now what way is there that Gohan can die from without making it look like it's my fault.

Gohan: *sweatdrops* Uhh, Piccolo, you're thinking aloud.

Piccolo: Oh, okay ignore me.

Vegeppa: Right, well I'm bored. What should we do.

Piccolo: Weren't we supposed to be fighting?

Vegeppa: Yeah but I'm supposed to be waiting for Kakkarot to show up. I know, we'll just stand here for two hours and if he doesn't come in that time, we'll kill you guys.

Krillin: So what should we do for two hours?

Piccolo: I'm going to sleep, and you guys will go and get me water.

Krillin: No we won't. Oh wait, you kill us if we don't listen to you right?

Piccolo: Yup.

Krillin: In that case, come on Gohan, lets find some water.

Gohan: I'm scared. I don't want to leave my hole.

Vegeppa: You are too freaky for me to let you live. I'll kill you now. But first, I'll destroy your hole. *shots a beam at it*

Gohan: All that did was make it a larger hole, and aren't you supposed to give us two hours for my dad to get here?

Vegeppa: Two hours already passed. I never said two earth hours.

Piccolo: Two minutes is two hours in Saiya-jin time?

Vegeppa: Sure, why not. Anyway, now to kill the kid. *powers up a huge blast*

Krillin: Oh no, Gohan, make sure you don't get hit by the beam!

Gohan: Uhh, right, maybe instead of talking, you should come rescue me!

Krillin: What, are you crazy? I can't, because I have suddenly become paralyzed from an attack Vegeppa did to me earlier. Yeah, that's what happened. Besides why can't you just move away?

Gohan: Because I'm scared frozen. I wish my hole wasn't destroyed.

Piccolo: What a freak. Well I'm not going to save him. Isn't Goku supposed to be saving you, like right before you are about to die?

Gohan: Well I've been saying that but so far Yamcha, Chaotzu, and Tenshinhan has died, so I rather not put my trust in that.

Vegeppa: Well, what interesting conversations. Now are you guys ready for me to shoot the beam?

Piccolo: Yeah sure okay.

Gohan: Piccolo!! Are you trying to get me killed?!

Piccolo: Of course not. *motions to Vegeppa to hurry up and shoot the beam*

Gohan: Uh oh. AAAHHHHHHHHHH!! *the beam comes closer and closer*

Piccolo: Be quiet!!

Gohan: I'm about to die so I can do whatever I want. *sticks his tongue out at Piccolo* Anyway, AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Gee, why does beams that are aimed at me take soo long to get here? Yeah, so AAAAAHHHHHHH!!

Piccolo: Okay, okay, just shut up and I'll sacrifice my life for you. *stands in front of Gohan and waits to be hit* Your right, it does take forever.

Vegeppa: Oh sorry, I was taking a nap. So are you guys ready now?

Piccolo: Yeah, go ahead and kill me.

So the beam is fired and it hits Piccolo instead of Gohan, Gohan is sad, Vegeppa start talking about the dragonballs and going to planet Namek, while Krillin sits on the ground playing solitaire with some cards he just so happened to have and that didn't get destroyed or lost during all that fighting.

For the rest of the story, stay tuned for the next chapter called the Vegeta Saga, where you find out if Piccolo lives or dies after getting hit by the powerful beam. Ahahahaha! Like he could survive an attack that strong. Yeah right! Oops, I mean, will he live through that attack? Find out in the next saga of The Fusions. And review please.