Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Fusions ❯ The Saibamen Saga ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

A/N: Another chapter! Right, if anyone is reading our stories. Just to let you know, we don't hate Gohan or Piccolo, if that's the impression you get from reading this. Hope you enjoy and please r&r.

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The Saibamen Saga

It had been a year since Goku had died from laughter, and Piccolo had kidnapped Gohan to tell him how his father had died and also to train him. After their training, they were ready for the fight with the Saiya-jins. Right now Gohan, Piccolo, and Krillin were waiting in some desolate place on earth.

Krillin: Uh, tell me again why we're in the middle of nowhere waiting for some alien with monkey tails to come and kill us?

Gohan: Their not going to kill us cause daddy's going to rescue us at the last second, right before they're about to kill us.

Piccolo: How do you know that?

Gohan: Uh, he told me?

Piccolo: He's dead so he can't talk to you!

Goku: I'm not dead, I'm right here. *appears by instant transmission*

Krillin: No, you're supposed to be dead since Bulma and Master Roshi didn't wish you back yet, and you're not supposed to know instant transmission until later.

Goku: Okay then, I'll leave.

Piccolo: Wait, don't leave yet! I want to ask you, what did you do the entire time you were dead?

Goku: Oh, hmm, I went to Kaio-Sama's place and he taught me how to make a Genkidama and the Kaioken technique. Well, bye for now. *goes back to Kaio-Sama's planet*

Krillin: Okay, well lets hope that Bulam summons the Eternal Dragon to wish Goku back soon.

Gohan: He was back! Why couldn't we just let him stay here?

Krillin: Cause he's dead, duh!

Gohan: But, uh, he just...

Krillin: He's dead, you stupid kid!

Gohan: Wha..wha..ha..ba..wha..ha..ba...

Piccolo: Hey that wasn't nice. Oh well.

Gohan: You're supposed to care about me!

Piccolo: Oh fine. Let's fuse and beat the crap out of Baldy.

Gohan: Yeah. *fuses to create Goholo*

Goholo: Holy crap! I think I'll kill myself, my name sucks! First let's kill Baldy. *about to shoot a beam at Krillin*

Krillin: Wait, why do you have to be fused to kill me? Piccolo, you're already stronger then me without be fused with Gohan.

Goholo: Oh yeah, thank god. *defuses*

Piccolo: Okay, now I can kill you.

Gohan: Maybe you shouldn't. I mean, we are supposed to be fighting the monkey aliens soon.

Piccolo: You know, you are part Saiya-jin. And remember, Krillin called you stupid.

Gohan: Oh yeah. Okay then, kill him!

Krillin: Uh oh. Umm, what if I say I'm sorry? Would that keep me alive?

Gohan: Sure. So now what are we going to do?

Piccolo: Wait for the Saiya-jin's. *waits for an hour* I think they should be here by now.

Krillin: Yeah, and where is Tenshinhan and stuff?

As Gohan shrugs his shoulders the Saiya-jin's arrive, floating down from the sky.

Piccolo: What the hell took you so long? You're an hour late!

Vegeta: Well, well, well.

Piccolo: What does that mean?!

Vegeta: I don't know but why do you care what time we come?

Piccolo: I want to get back to my plans on taking over Earth.

Nappa: Ahahahahaha! You're too weak to do that.

Gohan: No he isn't, not that I want him to take over Earth. Anyway, he killed Radditz!

Vegeta: No actually, he is too weak. You know why we're so late? It's because we couldn't find your guy's power reading. We accidently went to a house on a small island with a dragon living there.

Krillin: Hey that must mean Bulma summoned the Eternal Dragon and is wishing Goku back!

Gohan: Yeah, but he could have been back from the beginning...

Krillin: Don't you understand?! HE WAS DEAD! AHHHHH!

Gohan: Shut up shut up, shut up!! He was never dead!

Piccolo, Vegeta, and Nappa sweatdrop.

Piccolo: Okay Gohan, Goku actually did die, from my Special Beam Cannon.

Gohan: Oh yeah. Hey wait, I thought you said he died from laughter.

Piccolo: Well yeah. He died from laughing at the name.

Krillin: When you think about it, it does sound funny.

Everyone starts laughing at the name of Piccolo's attack, while Piccolo sweatdrops.

Piccolo: Shut up, we're supposed to battle!

Nappa: Oh right. Well then, I'll just plant these green plant men called Saibamen. *does so and little green men pop out from the ground*

Gohan: That's not good, is it.

Krillin: No, I don't think so. Oh well, let's attack!

Krillin and Piccolo start fighting the Saibamen but Gohan just stands there all scared and cowardly.

Gohan: I'm not ready to fight! I'm like only 5 years old! And where is everyone else?!

Yamcha: Oh, here we are!

Tenshinhan: Sorry if we're late, but we were waiting for you guys to stop being so insane.

Krillin: *stops fighting* Hey you guys want to know something? The reason why Goku died was from laughing at the name of Piccolo's attack which is Special Beam Cannon!

Chaotzu: That's funny! AHAHAHA!!

Once again everyone starts laughing.

Piccolo: What the hell is wrong with that?! Would you like it better if I said Makankosappo?!

Everyone stops laughing except for Yamcha.

Piccolo: Damn I hate you, you human shit! *fires a Makankosappo at Yamcha*

Yamcha: AHHHH! *is hit by the beam and dies*

Tenshinhan: Wow, I don't think I saw that coming.

Gohan: You're not supposed to kill our allies, and I thought you were supposed to be good now since you're protecting Earth.

Vegeta: Hey, I kind of like you, you killing your allies helps us a lot.

Krillin: Alright Piccolo, I would usually get all mad and try to kill you for killing my friend, but since I know, you're way stronger than me, I'll just go and kill the freaky Saibamen instead.

Saibaman #1: No you won't. We'll fuse, and create the ultimate Saibaman!

Piccolo: Do whatever you want, I just want to kick you're ass for laughing at my attack name!

Saibaman #2: You won't be a match when we fuse! *fuses with the five others to create Saibaman*

Vegeta: Hmm, I never knew they could do that.

Nappa: What exactly does them fusing do?

Vegeta: Shit, I don't know. Like I said, I didn't know they could do that.

Chaotzu: Okay, they look exactly the same.

Krillin: Well, then maybe the powers the same. *shoots a beam at the Saibaman but it is easily deflected and hits him* Ouch! Hey Chaotzu, fuse with me so we can beat him!

Chaotzu: Okay! *fuses with Krillin creating Kritzu*

Kritzu: Ahahaha! I can defeat you now, Saibaman.

Vegeta: No, you have a power level 5,000 times lower.

Gohan: How do you know that?

Vegeta: It says so on my scouter, plus it says that on his clothes as well.

Tenshinhan: Right, seeing how weak you are let me fuse with you.

Kritzu: Okay, if it will make my power level higher. *fuses to create Tenshintzulin*

Tenshintzulin: Wow, I feel invincible. The invincible Tenshintzulin.

Everyone: Tenshintzulin? AHAHAHAHAHA!!

Tenshintzulin: Ha, you won't be laughing when we kill you! *shoots a beam at Saibaman, but it is deflected, and heads towards Gohan*

Piccolo: Uh oh. *just stands there*

Tenshintzulin: Shouldn't you save him before he dies?

Piccolo: Okay, though I don't see why you can't go and save him.

Tenshintzulin: Shut up and go.

Nappa: The beams going so slow. Why doesn't the kid just move away?

Vegeta: He's a coward, not worthy of the Saiya-jin name, but then neither are you.

Nappa: What was that?

Vegeta: Nothing.

Gohan: Gee, I'm scared to death, yeah, so when is the stupid beam going hit me?! It's kind of annoying to wait for my death. *the beam is a foot away* Finally.

Piccolo: Uh huh, anyway, I'm going to save you. *stands in front of Gohan and takes the hit* What the...? That tickled.

Gohan: Thank you Piccolo, you saved my life!

Piccolo: No I didn't. That attack wouldn't have hurt you at all. Hey, Tenshintzulin, you know you're weaker then before?

Saibaman: Yeah, now your power is 10,000 less then me.

Tenshintzulin: Damn it. Well, then Gohan, let's fuse.

Gohan: Uh, well you sort of shot a beam that almost killed me so I'm not sure.

Piccolo: I told you, it was too weak to do anything except tickle you.

Gohan: Oh, in that case, okay. *Fuses with Tenshintzulin to create Tenshintzulinhan*

Tenshintzulinhan: Okay, this time I feel really powerful.

Saibaman: Damnit, your power just raised by 100,000!

Vegeta: What? How can that damn kid, who is only part Saiya-jin, increase their power so much?

Saibaman: Hey, what's your name?

Tenshintzulinhan: Tenshintzulinhan.

Saibaman: Uhhh, not only do you look horrible, but your name is the worst fusion name I ever heard.

Tenshintzulinhan: Really?

Piccolo: I'm just curious, but how many fusion names have you heard?

Saibaman: Let's see, my own, and the three fusions made by you guys.

Tenshintzulinhan: Figures. Anyway, I guess you're right about my name and looks. *kicks out, guess who; Gohan, and goes back to Tenshintzulin*

Gohan: Why doe you have to kick me out? Why not the three-eyed freak or the clown, or the guy with no nose?!

Tenshintzulin: Well obviously it's because you make fun of us.

Saibaman: Well you look better, but now you suck AHAHAHAHAHA!

Tenshintzulin: Oh yeah, I forgot that he gave us all the power. Oh well, Piccolo?

Piccolo: Yeah right, I'm going to fuse with the freaky people who laughed at my attack.

Gohan: Okay then, fuse with me.

Piccolo: Sure. Wait, you laughed at my attack too, and you make terrible fusion names. I think I'll just fuse with Tenshintzulin. *does so creating Tenccoltzulin*

Tenccoltzulin: HAHAHAHA!! I finally can defeat you since I, Tenccoltzulin, have an attack power of 15,000, 1,000 more than you, Saibaman! *powers up an a beam*

Saibaman: Wait, let me just say, your name sucks, even worse than when the kid was fused with you!

Vegeta: No it doesn't.

Saibaman: Ah, you're right.

Gohan: Why is it that no one likes my name?

Tenccoltzulin: Right, anyway, I'm going to kill you now, Saibaman! *does so, and suddenly defuses*

Piccolo: Gee, that was the worst fusion yet! Even worse then being fused with Goku or Gohan! I was a freak; three eyes, no nose, and looked like a clown.

Tenshinhan: Yeah, I'm glad we won and we can go home.

Krillin: And all without the help of Goku.

Chaotzu: And only one person had to die. At least everyone else is safe.

Piccolo: Yeah, and now I can take over Earth.

Gohan, Vegeta, and Nappa look at each other, then to the others, and sweatdrops.

Gohan: Uhh, you guys, the Saiya-jins are still here. You just beat the Saibamen things remember?

Krillin: *sees that the Saiya-jins are still around, staring at them* Oh. Hey Gohan, didn't you say that Goku was supposed to come the second before someone dies to to save them?

Gohan: I think so. I guess I was wrong. Wait, are you trying to change the subject?

Vegeta: Yeah, I think he is. Anyway, you may have killed our Saibamen, but you will never beat us. So, go Nappa, attack them.

Nappa: Good, it's my turn now.

Krillin: This sucks, we still have to fight.

Stay turned for the next saga, the Nappa Saga