Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Fusions ❯ The Radditz Saga ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: chibigokan 
The first saga of the Fusions. Obviously, there will be fusions to try and defeat Radditz. Random humor.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 10.11.2002 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 314 | Status: Completed
The first saga of the Fusions. Obviously, there will be fusions to try and defeat Radditz. Random humor.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 10.11.2002 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 314 | Status: Completed
A/N: So, I'm posting the sagas in order here, althrough the on FanFiction.net starts with the Buu saga. Since I didn't type this in order, some of the other sagas might not match. Please r&r this story and our other DBZ fic.
Disclaimer: We don't own anything from DBZ, except for the tapes we have.
The Radditz Saga
Goku and Gohan has just arrived on Master Roshi's island, and Bulma and Krillin are already there.
Goku: So, hello everyone, I have a son now.
Bulma: What, you have a son? Gee, I didn't know that, but then, I didn't know that you were here on the island.
Krillin: Yeah, where did you come from anyway?
Goku: I was just flying on Nimbus with Gohan.
Bulma: You named your son Rice?
Master Roshi: I guess that makes sense since you are obsessed with food.
Goku: How do you know Japanese?
Master Roshi: Uhh, we are from Japan, and I do believe we live there.
Goku: Then how do we know English?
Gohan: You're stupid, daddy.
Krillin: He can talk? How old are you?
Gohan: I'm four, but for some reason in the English dub, I started off as five-in-a-half.
Krillin: Man, Funimation sucks.
Bulma: I know our voices suck.
Master Roshi: You know your son has a tail?
Turtle: Yes, that's very strange.
Gohan: Hmm, a talking turtle? Cool.
Goku: He has a tail?... I mean I knew that all along, yup.
Everyone else sweatdrops. Suddenly Radditz is seen flying towards the island.
Goku: Oh look, it's my long lost Saiya-jin brother.
Radditz: *whispers to Goku* Psst, you don't know that yet.
Gohan: Oh boy.
Radditz: So anyway, Goku, your real name is Kakarrot and you are my long lost Saiya-jin brother who was supposed wipe out the human race so we could sell Earth to other races so they can inhabit it.
Krillin: Wait, are you telling us that Goku is an alien from the planet Vegeta sent to kill all the humans on earth, and join your evil Saiya-jin forces since there is only you left along with Vegeta and Nappa, and even though there is actually about three others but no one knows about them right now?
Radditz: Uhh, something like that.
Bulma: Yeah... hey just because he had a tail, he has super strength and could change into a giant ape doesn't mean he's an alien.
Master Roshi: Actually, that does seem to be the qualities of an alien.
Goku: I can change into a giant ape?
Radditz: Yes, that is the great power of Saiya-jins. Anyway, human, you annoy me. *kicks Krillin into the house*
Krillin: Oww that hurt, hey come on someone, let's fuse.
Goku: Okay, although I haven't really learned the fusion technique yet. Oh well. *fuses with Krillin to create Kriku*
Kriku: Uhh, my name sucks.
Radditz: Yes, but your power is 10,000! I'm no match for you.
Kriku: Cool, but I think I'll change my name to...hmm Gokin *they defuse and somehow fuse again creating Gokin*
Gokin: Yes I am the invincible Gokin.
Radditz: Your power just dropped by 9,000.
Gohan: Strange, I always thought fusing would make you stronger than that.
Radditz beats up Gokin and he defuses.
Radditz: So Kakarrot, if you want your son back, kill 100 humans before the day is over.
Goku: What do you mean if I want my son back? He's right over there by the turtle.
Radditz: *is grumbling* He has to be so technical. *picks up Gohan, who starts crying but tears aren't coming out because Funimation edited it out* There, now that I have kidnapped your son, you must do as I say. *flies off with Gohan*
Goku: That was a bad turn of events.
Bulma: You probably should start killing people, or else you'll never get Rice back.
Krillin: His name is Gohan you know, and I think you have it backwards. Goku should start searching for Radditz so he can defeat him and save Earth.
Goku: No, I think Bulma's idea is easier.
Master Roshi: Hurry up and save Gohan!!
Piccolo suddenly appears in front of Goku.
Piccolo: Come on, Goku lets rescue your son.
Krillin: Sorry I can't go with you, I might die, and yeah, then I would be dead.
Goku: Yeah, that usually happens when you die.
Piccolo: Uhh, anyway lets go.
Goku: Hey, why are you helping me?
Piccolo: I got in a fight with him eariler, plus he's trying to take over Earth. That's my job.
Goku: So as soon as we defeat him, your going to try and take over Earth?
Piccolo: Yup. Well I'm leaving.
Goku: Yeah me too. *uses the dragon radar to track the dragonball on Gohan's hat*
Radditz: *has put Gohan in his pod and is talking to him* You know what kid, your father is really stupid. I'm glad I'm not his son.
Gohan: Yeah, but you're related to him too.
Radditz: Damn.
Gohan: Anyway, I don't want to stay in space pod thing. Waahhh!
Radditz: Shut up!
Gohan: NO! WAAAHHHH!
Radditz: Will you shut up if I tell you a story?
Gohan: Okay.
Radditz: Okay, once there was this child and he was a half Saiya-jin. Yup, that's the end.
Gohan: Huh?! Waaaahhhh! That sucked!
Radditz: Why didn't I just knock him unconcious?
Goku and Piccolo arrive.
Radditz: That took you awhile, your son was making me go crazy.
Piccolo: Shut up and fight.
Radditz: Okay. *starts fighting Piccolo, who is beaten up, and so is Goku* Hahahaha! You are so weak.
Goku: He's right. I guess we have to fuse. *fuses to create Goccolo*
Goccolo: HA, now you are the weak one. *suddenly punches himself in the face* Hey stop it! No, I should be the one to control that hand, and this eye! Stop beating yourself up! *is fighting with himself*
Radditz: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Gohan: Stop laughing! It's so annoying!!
Radditz continues to laugh.
Gohan: Grr, okay then, I'll shut you up. *breaks out of the pod and headbutts Radditz in the stomach* Oww, my head.
Goccolo: Look what you did to my son! He's not my son! That's it, I don't want to be fused with you anymore. *defuses*
Goku: Hmm, that fusion didn't really work out. *sees Gohan on the ground, holding his head* Look what you did Radditz, you killed my son!
Piccolo: He's still alive, you idiot!
Goku: Oh, okay then, you gave him a concussion!
Radditz: What?! He's the one who hit me with his head! Your raising a problem child; you should punish him!
Goku: Okay, Gohan, no studying for a month.
Piccolo: *slaps his hand over his head* I feel sorry for Gohan. Goku, we need to kill Radditz so he can't kill off the humans and take over Earth.
Goku: Right, since that's your job.
Gohan: His talking isn't helping me feel any better.
Goku: Well, I guess I'll just grab on to my brother, and now Piccolo, you can shoot a beam through the both of us.
Gohan: What?! Are you trying to kill yourself?!
Goku: Hmm, I guess that is a dumb idea. How about the three of us fuse?
Piccolo: Okay, whatever, this day is already messed up. *fuses with Goku and Gohan to create Pikuhan*
Pikuhan: Oh my god, what a horrible name! Pikuhan?! *Gohan is kicked out and Piccoku is created*
Piccoku: This is a better name.
Gohan: What's your problem, kicking out a little four year old? Your mean. And how come your name is different than before when you guys fused?
Piccoku: I don't know, and I don't care. I do care! Well I don't!
Radditz: This is getting us no where. I could just take over Earth right now.
Piccoku: No you won't since I'm going to beat you by using a Kamehameha. No how about using my attack? No, it has a stupid dubbed name. Stupid? *starts fighting himself again*
Gohan: How about you just defuse and fight him?
Piccoku: Yeah, okay, but don't you have a concussion so you can't think clearly?
Gohan: Okay, geez. *holds his head, and looks semi-concious*
Piccoku: That's better. *Defuses*
Goku: Alright I guess I'll just sacrifice my life for Earth. *sneaks up Radditz and grabs him so that he can't escape Piccolo's attack*
Piccolo: Special Beam Cannon fire. *shoots his attack*
Goku: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what a stupid name. *keeps hold of Radditz until the second where it should of hit and killed him. It hits Radditz but misses Goku because had fallen to the ground laughing at Piccolo's attack*
Piccolo: SHUT UP!! Why is the name so funny?!
Goku can't talk since he is still laughing.
Radditz: So I'm about to die, but I'm supposed to tell you that two other Saiya-jins will be coming to Earth and...
Gohan: Yeah, yeah, they will try to take it over but we'll fight them and defeat them.
Piccolo: You should be unconcious by now, you know, since you have a bad concussion and all?
Gohan: Actually I'm feeling better.
Piccolo: Okay then. *hits him on the head and knocks Gohan unconcious*
Radditz: Anyway, as I was saying, the others should be around in one year to defeat you guys.
Piccolo: It probably would have been better for you if you didn't tell me that. Now I have time to get ready for an attack.
Radditz: True, but now you won't have time to take over Earth.
Piccolo: What?! Shit! Ahh, oh well. Hey shouldn't you be dead by now?
Radditz: Man, your bossy. Well whatever. *dies*
Goku is still laughing.
Piccolo: Goku, I think you should have died by now. You've been laughing for like five minutes straight without taking a breath.
Goku: *stops laughing* I should be dead? Okay. *dies as well*
Piccolo: That was unexpected.
Krillin, Bulma, and Master Roshi fly in on a air craft and land next to the dead Goku.
Krillin: How could Goku have died? No one can beat him.
Piccolo: Except himself. He died of laughter.
Bulma: What was he laughing at?
Piccolo: That's none of your business. Anyway, a couple of Saiya-jin's are coming in a year and I advise you to train for them. Oh, and I'm taking Gohan.
Krillin: Why? Because you saw that he had an incredible hidden power that, if channeled correctly, might be able to defeat the Saiya-jins?
Piccolo: Yeah that, and I want to be the one to tell him his father died from laughter.
Krillin: Ookay, whatever. Man, today was very strange, and I have a feeling that it won't get anymore normal.
Bulma: Your probably right, but oh well nothing to do but wait for the next chapter.
Krillin: Uh, you mean to wait for when the Saiya-jin's come right.
Bulma: Uh, yeah, that's right.
Disclaimer: We don't own anything from DBZ, except for the tapes we have.
The Radditz Saga
Goku and Gohan has just arrived on Master Roshi's island, and Bulma and Krillin are already there.
Goku: So, hello everyone, I have a son now.
Bulma: What, you have a son? Gee, I didn't know that, but then, I didn't know that you were here on the island.
Krillin: Yeah, where did you come from anyway?
Goku: I was just flying on Nimbus with Gohan.
Bulma: You named your son Rice?
Master Roshi: I guess that makes sense since you are obsessed with food.
Goku: How do you know Japanese?
Master Roshi: Uhh, we are from Japan, and I do believe we live there.
Goku: Then how do we know English?
Gohan: You're stupid, daddy.
Krillin: He can talk? How old are you?
Gohan: I'm four, but for some reason in the English dub, I started off as five-in-a-half.
Krillin: Man, Funimation sucks.
Bulma: I know our voices suck.
Master Roshi: You know your son has a tail?
Turtle: Yes, that's very strange.
Gohan: Hmm, a talking turtle? Cool.
Goku: He has a tail?... I mean I knew that all along, yup.
Everyone else sweatdrops. Suddenly Radditz is seen flying towards the island.
Goku: Oh look, it's my long lost Saiya-jin brother.
Radditz: *whispers to Goku* Psst, you don't know that yet.
Gohan: Oh boy.
Radditz: So anyway, Goku, your real name is Kakarrot and you are my long lost Saiya-jin brother who was supposed wipe out the human race so we could sell Earth to other races so they can inhabit it.
Krillin: Wait, are you telling us that Goku is an alien from the planet Vegeta sent to kill all the humans on earth, and join your evil Saiya-jin forces since there is only you left along with Vegeta and Nappa, and even though there is actually about three others but no one knows about them right now?
Radditz: Uhh, something like that.
Bulma: Yeah... hey just because he had a tail, he has super strength and could change into a giant ape doesn't mean he's an alien.
Master Roshi: Actually, that does seem to be the qualities of an alien.
Goku: I can change into a giant ape?
Radditz: Yes, that is the great power of Saiya-jins. Anyway, human, you annoy me. *kicks Krillin into the house*
Krillin: Oww that hurt, hey come on someone, let's fuse.
Goku: Okay, although I haven't really learned the fusion technique yet. Oh well. *fuses with Krillin to create Kriku*
Kriku: Uhh, my name sucks.
Radditz: Yes, but your power is 10,000! I'm no match for you.
Kriku: Cool, but I think I'll change my name to...hmm Gokin *they defuse and somehow fuse again creating Gokin*
Gokin: Yes I am the invincible Gokin.
Radditz: Your power just dropped by 9,000.
Gohan: Strange, I always thought fusing would make you stronger than that.
Radditz beats up Gokin and he defuses.
Radditz: So Kakarrot, if you want your son back, kill 100 humans before the day is over.
Goku: What do you mean if I want my son back? He's right over there by the turtle.
Radditz: *is grumbling* He has to be so technical. *picks up Gohan, who starts crying but tears aren't coming out because Funimation edited it out* There, now that I have kidnapped your son, you must do as I say. *flies off with Gohan*
Goku: That was a bad turn of events.
Bulma: You probably should start killing people, or else you'll never get Rice back.
Krillin: His name is Gohan you know, and I think you have it backwards. Goku should start searching for Radditz so he can defeat him and save Earth.
Goku: No, I think Bulma's idea is easier.
Master Roshi: Hurry up and save Gohan!!
Piccolo suddenly appears in front of Goku.
Piccolo: Come on, Goku lets rescue your son.
Krillin: Sorry I can't go with you, I might die, and yeah, then I would be dead.
Goku: Yeah, that usually happens when you die.
Piccolo: Uhh, anyway lets go.
Goku: Hey, why are you helping me?
Piccolo: I got in a fight with him eariler, plus he's trying to take over Earth. That's my job.
Goku: So as soon as we defeat him, your going to try and take over Earth?
Piccolo: Yup. Well I'm leaving.
Goku: Yeah me too. *uses the dragon radar to track the dragonball on Gohan's hat*
Radditz: *has put Gohan in his pod and is talking to him* You know what kid, your father is really stupid. I'm glad I'm not his son.
Gohan: Yeah, but you're related to him too.
Radditz: Damn.
Gohan: Anyway, I don't want to stay in space pod thing. Waahhh!
Radditz: Shut up!
Gohan: NO! WAAAHHHH!
Radditz: Will you shut up if I tell you a story?
Gohan: Okay.
Radditz: Okay, once there was this child and he was a half Saiya-jin. Yup, that's the end.
Gohan: Huh?! Waaaahhhh! That sucked!
Radditz: Why didn't I just knock him unconcious?
Goku and Piccolo arrive.
Radditz: That took you awhile, your son was making me go crazy.
Piccolo: Shut up and fight.
Radditz: Okay. *starts fighting Piccolo, who is beaten up, and so is Goku* Hahahaha! You are so weak.
Goku: He's right. I guess we have to fuse. *fuses to create Goccolo*
Goccolo: HA, now you are the weak one. *suddenly punches himself in the face* Hey stop it! No, I should be the one to control that hand, and this eye! Stop beating yourself up! *is fighting with himself*
Radditz: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Gohan: Stop laughing! It's so annoying!!
Radditz continues to laugh.
Gohan: Grr, okay then, I'll shut you up. *breaks out of the pod and headbutts Radditz in the stomach* Oww, my head.
Goccolo: Look what you did to my son! He's not my son! That's it, I don't want to be fused with you anymore. *defuses*
Goku: Hmm, that fusion didn't really work out. *sees Gohan on the ground, holding his head* Look what you did Radditz, you killed my son!
Piccolo: He's still alive, you idiot!
Goku: Oh, okay then, you gave him a concussion!
Radditz: What?! He's the one who hit me with his head! Your raising a problem child; you should punish him!
Goku: Okay, Gohan, no studying for a month.
Piccolo: *slaps his hand over his head* I feel sorry for Gohan. Goku, we need to kill Radditz so he can't kill off the humans and take over Earth.
Goku: Right, since that's your job.
Gohan: His talking isn't helping me feel any better.
Goku: Well, I guess I'll just grab on to my brother, and now Piccolo, you can shoot a beam through the both of us.
Gohan: What?! Are you trying to kill yourself?!
Goku: Hmm, I guess that is a dumb idea. How about the three of us fuse?
Piccolo: Okay, whatever, this day is already messed up. *fuses with Goku and Gohan to create Pikuhan*
Pikuhan: Oh my god, what a horrible name! Pikuhan?! *Gohan is kicked out and Piccoku is created*
Piccoku: This is a better name.
Gohan: What's your problem, kicking out a little four year old? Your mean. And how come your name is different than before when you guys fused?
Piccoku: I don't know, and I don't care. I do care! Well I don't!
Radditz: This is getting us no where. I could just take over Earth right now.
Piccoku: No you won't since I'm going to beat you by using a Kamehameha. No how about using my attack? No, it has a stupid dubbed name. Stupid? *starts fighting himself again*
Gohan: How about you just defuse and fight him?
Piccoku: Yeah, okay, but don't you have a concussion so you can't think clearly?
Gohan: Okay, geez. *holds his head, and looks semi-concious*
Piccoku: That's better. *Defuses*
Goku: Alright I guess I'll just sacrifice my life for Earth. *sneaks up Radditz and grabs him so that he can't escape Piccolo's attack*
Piccolo: Special Beam Cannon fire. *shoots his attack*
Goku: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what a stupid name. *keeps hold of Radditz until the second where it should of hit and killed him. It hits Radditz but misses Goku because had fallen to the ground laughing at Piccolo's attack*
Piccolo: SHUT UP!! Why is the name so funny?!
Goku can't talk since he is still laughing.
Radditz: So I'm about to die, but I'm supposed to tell you that two other Saiya-jins will be coming to Earth and...
Gohan: Yeah, yeah, they will try to take it over but we'll fight them and defeat them.
Piccolo: You should be unconcious by now, you know, since you have a bad concussion and all?
Gohan: Actually I'm feeling better.
Piccolo: Okay then. *hits him on the head and knocks Gohan unconcious*
Radditz: Anyway, as I was saying, the others should be around in one year to defeat you guys.
Piccolo: It probably would have been better for you if you didn't tell me that. Now I have time to get ready for an attack.
Radditz: True, but now you won't have time to take over Earth.
Piccolo: What?! Shit! Ahh, oh well. Hey shouldn't you be dead by now?
Radditz: Man, your bossy. Well whatever. *dies*
Goku is still laughing.
Piccolo: Goku, I think you should have died by now. You've been laughing for like five minutes straight without taking a breath.
Goku: *stops laughing* I should be dead? Okay. *dies as well*
Piccolo: That was unexpected.
Krillin, Bulma, and Master Roshi fly in on a air craft and land next to the dead Goku.
Krillin: How could Goku have died? No one can beat him.
Piccolo: Except himself. He died of laughter.
Bulma: What was he laughing at?
Piccolo: That's none of your business. Anyway, a couple of Saiya-jin's are coming in a year and I advise you to train for them. Oh, and I'm taking Gohan.
Krillin: Why? Because you saw that he had an incredible hidden power that, if channeled correctly, might be able to defeat the Saiya-jins?
Piccolo: Yeah that, and I want to be the one to tell him his father died from laughter.
Krillin: Ookay, whatever. Man, today was very strange, and I have a feeling that it won't get anymore normal.
Bulma: Your probably right, but oh well nothing to do but wait for the next chapter.
Krillin: Uh, you mean to wait for when the Saiya-jin's come right.
Bulma: Uh, yeah, that's right.