Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Hunter ❯ Chapter 2

Chapter 2

"What do you mean my fighting sucks?" I glared hostile at Vegeta over my dinner. He glanced at me while eating at a crazed pace.

"Your defence sucks. Your back and flank were wide open."

"I would have noticed." I muttered back.

"Oh…that's why you have so many scars of previous fights?"

"Accidents."

"They can't happen during battle." He stated harsh. I shoved my plate away and stalked away. This was the fourth fight this week. And I only was here a week. I couldn't stand people for long and those three were so warring on me.

Frustrated I climbed up the roof and sulked there. He was so bloody annoying. Cause he was right! And I didn't want to admit he was. I survived many battles. I let that wench go several times or I would get bored. Already she had a week. More time then I gave her before.

"So your about to leave us?" HIM again. At least he was alone. I hated the buzzing of the gigantic canteen.

"Yup."

"I could teach you how to defend. On another spot…"

"How long would that take?"

"How fast can you learn."

"Very, it's in my design."

"Then not long, hold on." I peered at his arm.

"How? What?" I laughed "You can fly?"

"Yes." I started remembering.

"Saiyans…AH I know…you're a royal…" I nodded to myself. Yup. "Your dad skipped the previous planet Vegeta due to resources being depleted, then the new planet was smacked by an asteroid. Sucks…Do you know I had most trouble with were Saiyans vampires? They flew, could fire just like you did and were too strong almost. And they worked in teams. Annoying bastards."

"Oh well. Father kept the misfits on the old planet." I rubbed my hands.

"SO…their like…still there?"

"I guess…"

"Next stop for me then." He laughed.

"Your impossible. All the reason more to `practise.'" I snorted.

"They will be pushovers. Not much blood left after what…20 years?" bored I waved my hand. Eager for battles again. My hands itched. My sword…new…yearning for blood.

"I'm going now…" he grabbed my hand before I could jump down.

"Oh no…we had a previous engagement."

"Did I agree then?"

"Now you did." He grabbed my waist and pulled me up. I screeched very high before I started liking it.

"FASTER…"

"You asked…Yadda…yadda…" his energy flashed around us as we went forward like crazy. Laughing he sped up more.

For hours he trained me relentless in the hot sun. I only wore my top and pants as I panting blocked his hard food. I could swear I heard my bones moan.

"Okay. Battle situation. You lost your sword." My arms dangled tired. He had no problems grabbing it away and tossing it behind some bushes. Remember the station? I'm the vampire…my life ambition…not. Defend yourself. Your dependency on the sword is a danger. I will bite you. Alright?"

"Oh…you'll bite me…" I muttered tired. "How exciting…"

"Oh it will be, cause I will bite…all but in your neck…If I do that you would become my mate."

"Oh your wife…and you already proposed…" I grinned. "Never saw myself as a wife…bet I'll be awful…never home…you taking care of the brats with tufts of hair…" He snickered.

"Not…we'll get Napa as a babysitter." We both burst out laughing. The idea too absurd. Napa crawled over by princelings and tails.

"Anyway." Vegeta stated serious as he suddenly came after me. At first I shrieked. Then I blocked his hands and feet. Quicker and quicker.

"They don't move that QUICK…"

"Saiyans vampires do…"

"NO WAY…you forgot you're the strongest!"

"So? If you can block me you can block anyone."

"Ego…"

"No fact."

"Dodoria…"

"Big deal…"

"Indeed, he's BIG." He stopped mid fight laughing.

"Your changing the subject!"

"Oh? Who's pretty blue boy? He's standing behind you."

"WHAT? ZAR…oufff…" proudly I sat on him. Whacking his ass with my hand.

"Your dead." I rested the blade of my dagger in his neck. Something furry flashed before my eyes and held my wrist.

"OW…cheat…your tail. Let go or I bite in it…"

"You wouldn't dare…" he snickered under me. Wanna bet? I sunk my teeth in.

"YOUCH! ONNAAAA." He tossed me against a tree as he nursed his tail. "YOU BIT ME…" My tail bone…hehehe…I bit him. I puked out some hairs.

"That does it…" he muttered.

"What? Your hair in my mouth?" I grinned.

"No. Worse…" He stalked up to me as I snickering inched back. The game was afoot again? Big bad royal vamp? Nice game. Suddenly he was before me and I bumped into him.

"HEY, no super speed remember?"

"Games over…" I glanced up as he peered down. Um…

"Since when?"

"Since you bit me…" He whispered soft.

"Right…so we better go back huh? Have to catch my pod and such…" I stammered. Not sure what he was thinking anymore.

"Bullshit…"

"OH? Where…" I peered around. Trying to be the comic relief. "You mean Napa's crap eh?"

"Shut…up…" he grabbed the back of my head and kissed me with force. Bruising my lips. Ow? Like…air? Need… I struggled a bit. HELLO? Air? Sort of vital? He tripped me and we both fell down. Somehow he broke the fall and still was above me. Neat…

"Tell me how you did that…" I wheeze when he finally let go. Change subject! I was a killer…not in the sexy way…That so came out wrong…

"Like…I don't know if I'm equipped for that…" I stammered sheepish… That should make him go away…

"Lets find out." BAD ANSWER…bad plan perhaps… He kissed me again. More tender this time. And his hands were EVERYWHERE…

"Are…you sure bout this…" I managed faint.

"You're a warrior…so am I…perfect mix…If I hadn't shown interest…" he nibbled on my ear. "The others would…" I laughed funny.

"Me and Napa? I would die…by pure weight…and I'd be hung by Raditz." He snickered.

"Probably. But they can be tender too."

"Oh your gay…GET OFF…nothing bad with those, their usually infected by creepy things…" I tried futile to shove him off.

"I'm as straight as a board." I peered at him as his eyes twinkled.

"Right…your pouch?"

"That too…Your fault. You bit me…"

"DUH. You held my hand…what the…you got excited because I BIT YOU?"

"Yeah…very much so…" I burst out laughing. HAHAHAHA…they got horny by biting…EEEKK.

"Get your hand out of my panties!" I shrieked.

"Fun is just starting…and your complete by the way…"

"Nice to know…" I beamed. AHHH "NOT IN!" he nodded smirking. As I shook my head. NOPE. He nodded more. A smirk from side to side. NASTY…

"We really shouldn't…I have to go now…kill vamps and such,…don't have time…"

"Later…"

"No time like the present…" he put his hand on my mouth.

"Don't you know how to relax? Or have fun?" With big eyes I peered up.

"What is that…" I managed after prying his hand off. Now he stared with big eyes at me.

"You don't know?"

"No…I just kill. I am made to do that. Fun is when I get drunk and act silly."

"Okay…well this is another sort of fun you do as a couple."

"Hmm…duo fun? Like drinking together." I mused. Trying to get a grip on the concept. Growing up solely alone did have drawbacks.

"Yes. It's how we procreate. It's not necessary…but fun…"

"HOLD ON. I should `procreate' in a test tube…" I muttered.

"Not anymore…" I smiled a bit odd at him.

"You want me…to procreate…with you?"

"I don't know…what do you want? I move constantly, I don't care what you do, just notify me when it arrives."

"AH…AH…you egoistic bastard!" I stammered. "I'd be running after Vamps with a huge belly!"

"Like I said. Your decision and ego is my middle name."

"DUH. No babies. Have to hunt vamps…I know. I send it by post to you."

"DOH. I would send it back. Now can we FINALLY?" I bit in his hand.

"NO." his eyes turned even soft even though I gnawed at his hand. This was not the idea. The idea was that he would get mad and toss me away. Which he didn't…didn't it HURT? Wait a minute…with Saiyans pain is associated with pleasure…gives them a kick…and earlier he got horny because…I BIT HIS TAIL. OH SHIT… I smiled sweetly wormed away and ran for it.

"GO AWAAAAAAYYY." He appeared before my nose.

"You started it…I shall finish it…you should be flattered…I'm very picky…"

"I am. Now leave…"

"AFTER…we had our duo fun."

"I dunno…" I whined.

"It will be fun!" he whined back. "I'll be gentile…Saiyans are good mates…"

"Righttt…and I can ask so many female Saiyans too…"

"Ah…no."

"Oh my GOD…where did my top go?" I covered my breasts…where the hell…he waved it smirking. I dropped my arms amazed. "NO WAY…How…when did you…AHHH my pants…GET AWAY FROM ME CREEP! Your not NORMAL…" suddenly I heard his armour smack into the ground and so was his suit gloves and boots. We now only wore our underwear.

"Now we're even." He stated. I smiled faintly…butt…his butt…and his chest…yum…and he smelled odd…Ah what the hey…he said it was fun…Hadn't lied yet…I bend down and grabbed sand threw it in his face and yanked his pants down. HOLY SHIT…Awed I peered down as he wiped the sand from his face.

"VIXEN…" I grabbed his whooshing tail. Sunk my moulds on it in the tip and gnawed before running laughing away. "YOW…ONNAAA…your so mine…" he thundered after me as I raced behind a rock. I peered up sweetly as he like a bird of pray swooped down. I was lost…hehehe…Game over…My panties were ripped and he proceeded where he left off before. And it really was fun.

Weird…but inside me I felt my body responding by instinct. And it was a ball. That night I didn't leave quite yet. We stayed in the desert and made love to keep warm and because we could. We both knew it might be the last time we saw each other. In the end he wasted me totally. I was happy to know he was equally tired. Just too pigheaded to admit. Then again…ego was his middle name…

I stood before the pod Vegeta arranged for me. The boys, all three stood before me. Napa crushed my ribs in a hug. Raditz whacked them back out with back slaps. And Vegeta? I kissed him goodbye…AS well as he had in the beginning. Like I said. Quick study.

"BYE HUN!" the three Saiyans sung. I blew three hand kisses.

"Tataaah lovers. Sex was heavenly Vegeta. Next time, promise?"

"You bet…"

"We'll keep in touch then." I tapped the scouter. Jumped inside and launched. "And if I do get in shit I just whine to you. And did you know you forgot to tell me how this thing works?" I yapped after getting in space over the scouter. "And then you had that time I was on a planet that was crawling with them. I won by magic."

-SHUT UP ONNA…- three in union?

"Did you practise that? Your so trained…we had duo fun, I already miss it…Coming Vegeta? You better follow this com signal cause I can't even read a map…"

-And that survived for all these years? Must be the TALKING.- Vegeta howled.

"Yadda-yadda-yadda…I'm napping…get it? Nappa? Napping? HAHAHAHA…" SO it was corny…

-HEY I GOT IT…- napa cried in glee. -huh? That was an insult…-

"No sweetie…just fun…"

-I finally know your last name.- Raditsu mused. -Vamp `corny' Hunter.-

"You forgot Vegeta. He proposed when he was drunk you know. We did the inevitable…Nite…Hunter over and out."

Pale Vegeta peered before him. The night was a blank…did he…NAH he would have bitten her neck…but…

"Your hooked with a nut case dear prince…lucky man…" Raditsu snickered.

"I can't remember…From this moment I will not get drunk near her…" Vegeta decided. "Now move your asses. We have a new assignment."