Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Life of Majin Buu ❯ Chapter 3 ( Chapter 3 )

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The Life of Majin Buu

Chapter 3

[Earth: 300 years later]

All right!!! I'm free! I'm free! I'm finally free…………Ahem! Excuse me. I'm

just very happy right now. After all, I was trapped for a very long time. I wish I could remember what happened before then. All I'm getting are fuzzy images. Well, time to see who freed me.

I hope Bibidi freed me. Hmm………I wonder why I remember him. I know! If I see

enough familiar images, I'll get my memory back! Time to start searching!

So I looked around. Then I saw another familiar face that instantly brought back some of my memory. It was Dabura! Was he the one that freed me? Nah, couldn't be. Then I saw this blonde haired guy. How does his hair stick up like that? I don't think that it's him.

Then I turned to this wrinkly old creature. Was that Bibidi………no, it wasn't. Then the memory came back. That was his spoiled brat son, Babidi! `He' freed me! Hmm, I better not arouse any suspicion just yet.

I smiled at him, pretending to not have any memory of him. However, my smile turned into a frown when he ordered me to kill these people. I can't remember the details, but then Dabura challenged me. He didn't say it directly, but I could tell he wanted to.

Oh well. If I can't make Babidi dead, I'll have to settle for someone else. So I fought Dabura. He's not as tough as he looks, since I quickly defeated him. Fighting isn't fun if the person isn't challenging. Still, there has to be `some' use for him……

Then I got an idea. I'm hungry, so I'll turn him into a cookie. Yeah, that's it! So I did, and boy was he yummy! A little spicy, but still yummy. What was strange was that Babidi didn't seem to mind. Then the person with spiky hair challenged me. He looks tough, so I'll agree. What made me mad a few seconds later was Babidi calling me names again! I don't like Babidi! He treats me mean, and killed the only friend I had! The only one who can kill friends is `me!'

I wish I could remember what it was she said to me. Something that had to do with killing. That urge inside me is bothering me again, so it must've been to kill people. So, to make a long story short, I fought the spiky haired person, who I learned later that he went by the name `Vegeta.' He was a strong fighter. So strong, that I felt a little intimidated. But that feeling when away when I healed myself of any damage that was done.

So we fought and fought until he did something strange. He told me that he was going down, and was taking me with him! How's that possible?! I'm invincible! No opponent can defeat me! This worried me very much. There were still so many foods that I haven't tried! So many places I haven't visited! So many people I haven't fought!

And then, it happened. He made himself explode, and so did I. After several seconds, I discovered I was still conscious. I was in several little pieces, but still conscious. I was right. I `am' invincible! Still not yet regenerating myself, I noticed that Vegeta's explosion destroyed the bottom half of Babidi as well. Cool! Then a green person with pointy ears flew right next

to him. He seemed happy that Babidi was hurt.

Well, time to regenerate! But first, a little fun. So I regenerated, but not into my full self. In fact, a whole bunch of little me's, flying and laughing all over the place! It was really funny how the green guy freaked out! He got away, so I changed back into my normal self, and flew next to Babidi.

"Majin Buu!" He yelled. "Heal me at once!"

I looked at him, and smiled. "Buu don't feel like it." I wanted to see if he had a sense of humor. Instead, he got angry, and called me names again! Doesn't he realize that I could just kill him right now? Still, something inside me was telling me not to, at least, not right now.

"Heal me right now or I'll put you back in your orb!"

"You can't do that to me." I said, now realizing the power I had over him.

I saw by the look in his eye that he knew that I was right. That still didn't make him any nicer though.

So I healed him, and he was as good as new. I figured that I'll just mess with him later.

[Much later]

During this whole time, Babidi ordered me to make lots of people dead, while he sent telepathic messages to whoever knows. Finally, he ordered us to go to this place called "Satan City." As we were flying there, we were stopped by this black haired guy. He said some stuff about not letting us go further, and how he wanted to fight me. But before we did, he said something about stages in super saiyan. I'm not sure what that is, but I'm about to find out. By the way, I think I heard him say he was Goku.

"This," he said, "is super saiyan level 1."

Wow! His hair changed to blond. How did he do that? He also has this shiny glow to it.

"And this, is super saiyan level 2. In other words, a super saiyan beyond a super saiyan."

His hair kind of looks the same, but now it's spikier.

"And this, is a super saiyan beyond a super saiyan. Super Saiyan level 3!"

Then he shouted. I couldn't believe it! This greatly surprised me! His power level is immense! The strongest I've ever seen a power………but I could be wrong.

"You changing hair color only make you look funny."

"I'm afraid I must agree with Majin Buu on this one." Said Babidi. "Looks like our friend is in need of a haircut." I don't really pay much attention to what Babidi says, but I was able to overhear that. "Take care of him, Majin Buu!"

Now `this' was one order I didn't mind following! I quickly charged at him, and

he quickly charged at me. In short, I had fun fighting him! I was actually able to fight someone who wasn't able to fall down. After some time went by, he said that he had to go. I was disappointed, but he promised me that if I waited two days, he would produce a fighter that's even stronger than him! This was good, because the last two guys that could change their hair color were really weak.

Babidi didn't approve of it, and told Goku that he was going to have his friends killed anyways. When I hesitated, he scolded me and called me names!

"Why do you let him treat you like this?" Asked Goku. "Don't you realize that

you're a lot more powerful than he is?"

This was very true! Why `do' I have to wait for him to drop his guard? I could

kill him right now if I wanted to! I looked at Babidi, who had a very worried look on his face. He quickly yelled at Goku, but didn't say much else. So I agreed to what Goku had to offer, and then he left. Babidi was mad at me for letting him get away. The names he called me were really mean! Just because I wanted to wait for this fighter to produce!

I don't know what exactly triggered it, but a malicious thought appeared in my head. After Babidi killed Keala, made fun of me, and then threatened me, I think it was time for a little payback. So I tricked Babidi into coming closer to me, grabbed him by the neck, and squeezed hard. It was kind of hard to understand what he was saying, but it didn't matter. Finally, I punched him directly in his wrinkled face. I think I overdid it a little, since his head was now crushed to pieces. So to make things even, I decimated his body as well.

And that was it……………I was free! Free to be my own master! Free to do whatever

I wanted to do!.........But what should I do until the two days are up? Well, I guess I'll do the only thing that I was raised to do………blow things up! So I did. I went from city to city, blowing things up, and turning people into candy. It was really fun to be free! While I was having fun in one of the towns, this girl was making a lot of noise. She was really hurting my ears. So I flew over to her. I was going to make her dead anyways, so why not tease her

a little first.

I looked straight at her. "You think Buu sexy?"

It was funny the way her face changed! It was even funnier when she agreed with me. Then again, that `was' a bit insulting! I looked towards the ground, and found a magazine with pictures of Earthlings. So I smashed my face on one of the pictures until it took the shape of one of the models. I'll admit that it wasn't my best work, but give me a break! I'm having fun here!

"Now you think Buu sexy?"

She agreed.

"Then give Buu kiss!" She screamed, just as expected. I think it's about time I ended this charade now.

"Buu no like having his feelings messed with!" Okay, maybe one last gag. "You like candy?!" So I turned her into taffy. It tasted really good. "Mmm! Buu like girls!" Okay, so it was a bad pun. I never said I was a comedian!

So after having some fun running around the town and breaking things, I destroyed it.

[Next day]

You know, destroying things is fun, but I need a place to rest. You know, a hideout. After giving some milk to this one child I met on the way, having a home sounds like a nice idea. It was strange how he wasn't afraid of me. It felt kind of nice.

Getting back to the point, I found a spot that was perfect. However, there were a lot of noisy people screaming and stuff. So I decided to make them useful by turning them into material for my new house.

[A little later]

Well, all finished. Now I can relax for a while.

[A few minutes later]

Huh? What was that sound? You mean someone is actually foolish enough to invade my house? Well then, I'll have to fix that. So I went outside, and found this strange looking person holding a bag.

"Who you?" I asked.

He looked a little nervous. But then why did he come here?

"Um, m-m-my n-name is……Hercule. Hercule Satan!"

"Oh." Then I smiled. "What kind of candy you like?"

"Huh? Uh, why do you ask?"

"Buu want to know what kind of candy to turn you into before he make you dead."

As expected, he now looked more nervous than ever. It was kind of funny.

"Uh, y-you don't wanna do that!"

"Why not?"

"Uh, because………I come in peace!"

Then he shown me his bag that he was carrying.

"See? I even brought ya some presents."

Presents? Wow! I never received any gifts before! I wonder why he's being so nice? I just smiled as he began to show them to me.

"Here. These are imported chocolates."

Chocolates? Why would I want chocolate. I could just turn people into chocolate.

"No thanks. Buu prefer chocolates made out of people."

"Um, but these are………special chocolates! They're homemade stuff. It tastes really good."

Hmm, I guess I can try some. He doesn't seem like the type to try to set any traps. And even if he was, I'm invincible. So I took the chocolates, and ate some. They certainly tasted pretty good. Much different than chocolates made out of people.

"These good. Want some?"

"Heh. No thanks. I'm not that hungry right now."

Oh well. More for me. So, when I was finished eating them, he gave me this little handheld machine.

"What this?"

"It's a game. Go ahead and play it."

So I did. It was a little challenging. I wonder why it's called a game? Seems more like a puzzle to me. The Hercule person seemed to move a distance from me. I wonder why that was.

Well, I got my answer. The game exploded. It actually kind of tickled. I wasn't even fazed by it. I wonder if `this' was the fun part about it?

"Yay! Buu like the part of the game that explodes!" What can I say? I love surprises.

Hercule was definitely the nicest person I've ever met. He actually didn't try to run away from me. So I offered him some candy as a token of my appreciation. He was a little hesitant at first, but he accepted my offer. Judging by the look on his face, this must be the first time he's ever tasted candy.

"Uh, what's that behind you?"

Huh? Behind me? So I looked, but didn't see anything.

"Buu don't see anything."

"Y-you don't? Well, it must've already gone away."

So we talked for a little while and even took some pictures. After that, I decided to go kill more people.

"Buu going to go now and make more people dead. Want to come?"

"Uh, that's alright! You go ahead. I'll stay and………cook you something tasty to eat!"

I smiled at this. Someone is actually going to make me something to eat? This guy was `really' nice!

"Can you make Buu some macaroni? Or some rice?"

I never tried either one, so why not? He said yes, so I nodded, and left.

[A little later]

Destroying things is kind of fun. Still, I kind of miss having company, even if it was from someone like Babidi. I'm probably starting to think this way because I'm getting bored. When will the two days be up?! Come to think of it, how long `is' two days?! Well, it's a good thing that Hercule showed up. He's fun to be around.

While I was destroying a military force, which were pretty weak, I might add, I felt a strong pattern of energy head towards my direction. Could it be the fighter that was promised to me? I hope so!

Well, he arrived. He was pretty short, and had purple and black hair. He sure likes to talk a lot though.

"It'll be easy to destroy a stupid tub of lard like you." He told me.

What?! He called me fat?! How dare he insult me like that! It was bad enough that Babidi was calling me fat and stupid, but to be called that by someone else?! And now he's making fun of me some more?! I'll make him dead!

"By the way, you should know the name of the one who's about to destroy you." He said as if he had a fighting chance. "The names Gotenks."

Then he continued to to irritate me with his stupid gloating! So I took the initiative, and attacked him first. I felt quite satisfied when I punched him straight in the face. He countered, though. As arrogant as he is, it looks like he might be a worthy challenge.

So we fought for some time, and I was winning. He `tried' to destroy me with one of his large blasts, but I just regenerated, and eventually ended up practically pasting him on a cliff. Too bad. He was starting to amuse me.

As I was thinking of a perfect way to finish him off, several tanks and other machines were aiming towards me. That Gotenks person was warning them to stay away, but they weren't listening. I guess I'll have to kill two birds with one stone, then. They were the first to fire at me. Like I said before, I'm invincible, so it didn't do me any harm.

Now it was `my' turn to attack! I charged up a large ki blast, and fired straight at them, completely destroying everything in sight! Whoo-hoo! That was fun! I guess that person wasn't the fighter I was waiting for. Still, it was fun to fight him. Oh well, back to my home. The food is probably ready by now.

[Later]

The food was good! I still don't know what kind of spices the black stuff on it was, but I ate it anyways. After I was done eating, Hercule read me this story where people fight and kill each other. It was funny! I loved the part where everybody died!

Later, I took a bath. It felt relaxing, and the soap bubbles were fun. I asked Hercule to come in with me. The minute he did, I dunked his head in the water! It was funny how he was surprised by it. He's a very good sport, since he didn't get angry. After the bath, I watched what was called TV. There was funny stuff on it! I loved it!

While I was watching it, a voice called me from outside.

"Hey Majin Buu! I dare you to come outside and………"

What? Someone actually wants to fight me? "Who out there?!" Nobody answered.

So I got up, and walked outside. There was nobody there. While I was a bit confused, Hercule came out.

"So, who was it?"

"Buu don't know."

"Well, don't you worry. Nobody is foolish enough to challenge you."

You know, he's right. Still, it would've been fun, though....Huh? What's that?

Turning to my left, there was this strange creature next to me.

"What's that?"

Hercule picked it up. "Why, it's a cute little puppy. And he's injured."

"Injured? Is that why he no run away from Buu?"

"Um, I guess so."

So, what Hercule is saying, is that if this puppy could run away, he would. That's probably so, since everybody is afraid of Buu. At least, that's what Keala told me.

"Buu heal puppy. That way, he runs, and then I make him dead."

So I healed it. But instead of running away, it approached me.

"Why it no run away?"

"Well, that's because he likes you."

"Likes me?"

"Uh-huh. You're his new friend."

Wow! I have two friends now? That feels nice for some reason. I lost one friend, but now gained two.

So I named the puppy. I called him `Bee.' I'm not sure where I got the name, but it sounds nice.

"I call him Bee!"

"Bee it is, then. And quite a nice name, I might add." Then he seemed to have a look of concern on his face. "Um, Buu? Can I ask you a personal question?"

"Sure."

"Well, why is it that you kill people?"

"Bibidi tell me to."

"What about `your' thoughts?"

"Buu never think about it." Now that he mentions it, `why' do I enjoy killing? Keala didn't seem to like it either. "Is killing, a bad thing?"

"Yes. It's a `very' bad thing."

I'm not sure why he was pleading for me not to kill him after he said that, but I think he was trying to make a point. If killing is what kept me from having friends, then from this day forward, I'll stop killing.

"Okay. Buu stop."

"H-huh? J-just like that?"

"Uh-huh. I kill no more." It felt kind of nice just `saying' that.

Hercule seemed very happy with my decision, and so did Bee, which in turn, made `me' happy. I danced for joy at this, laughing merrily.

[Later]

However, my joy was short lived by a gunshot. I turned around to a horrible discovery! Bee was hurt! Someone hurt Bee! A very familiar emotion emerged from within me. Is this what it feels like to lose someone you care about? Fortunately, I was able to heal Bee, and Hercule beat up the people that hurt Bee.

We went inside after that. While Hercule was talking, someone shot `him!' What is it with these people?! Do they `not' want me to be happy?! I almost lost `both' of my only friends in one day!

I quickly healed Hercule before an old urge surfaced itself from within me. I felt anger! I wanted to kill again!.........No! I promised I wouldn't kill anymore! Why won't this urge go away?!

Feeling I was losing this battle, I went outside, and forced Hercule to take Bee and get away from me immediately! After he reluctantly left, it happened. I lost control! Something was trying to come out of me! I tried to fight it back, but it was no use. It came out of me!

I looked in front of me to see what it was. I-it was………me?! Could `that' really be the evil and malice that was inside of me? The descriptions make it seem so. He looked like me, only thinner, dark purplish brown, and had an evil grin on his face that reminded me of my old self.

I looked straight into its eyes. It had no intentions of living peacefully. It wanted to kill, and nothing else. Friends didn't matter to it. This is just how I used to think before I fused with the Kai's. No! I can't let it destroy this place!

So I fought him. He seemed all too pleased to fight. What seemed really bad was that even though I was physically stronger than him, he was much faster than me. The fight was evenly matched. That is, until I was getting tired. He, on the other hand, didn't seem to break a sweat! Fearing that I might die, I used the only desperation move that I could think of.

"Buu………turn you into………chocolate!"

So I shot at him. What happened next was a huge shock to me. How was it that he was able to blow it back towards me?! Was my evil half `really' that strong?

I was changed into a chocolate figure of my former self. He picked me up, put me in his mouth, and then……………

[Several seconds later]

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!"

I'm free! Free at last! No longer will I have to do `anyone's' bidding! No longer will I be plagued with good! I am `my' own master!

In case you haven't already guessed, I won! That good version of myself still resides in me, but is now dormant. I bet you like my new features. Then again, what's `not' to like? I'm stronger, muscular, taller, `and' my voice is deeper! On top of that, I can now kill with no regrets. I think I'll start with the idiots that caused this in the first place.

I looked up, and saw one of them trying to escape by climbing a mountain. Pitiful fool. I just simply shot a ki blast, incinerating him `and' the mountain. Then I took a breath, and sighed. It felt `great' to kill again!

Suddenly, an array of bullets shot right through me. They didn't do any damage, though. I looked up at a hilltop, and sure enough, it was that other human that shot at Bee and Hercule. I really enjoyed the look of fear in his face as he discovered the futility of his gesture. I think I'll be a little creative in his demise.

So I charged at him. It was helpful how the fear had caused him to stand motionless, not that it would've mattered. When I got close to him, I changed my direction towards his mouth. I traveled through his esophagus, and all through his gut, not to mention his heart, liver and lungs! Just as planned, his body couldn't take much more of me. The more I filled his gut, the wider his stomach became. Eventually, he exploded into a gusher of blood and guts! Killing him like that was very messy. I don't think I'll be killing people like that anymore.

After regenerating, I noticed Hercule, and pretended to fly away. In reality, I flew directly above him. I listened to that idiot talk all brave. My nicer self was pretty stupid in order to be friends with this guy. It was hilarious how scared he became when he noticed me. I flew right in front of him. Oh the many ways I could kill this guy and that puppy. How shall I do it?

Just as I found a pretty creative way, something was keeping me from acting it out. It was as if my nicer self was trying to stop me from killing him! Why can't I overcome him?!

"Her-cule."

It seems that I won't be able to kill him, seeing as how my other self won't let me. I'll just have to find those other people! But where?!

Then, it happened. It seems that I have acquired the ability to sense power levels from long distances! I now sense a very `large' amount of power levels not too far from here. In fact, not too far, but very high up.

So I left Hercule and Bee, and searched for the power levels, which brought me to a long pole that led high into the sky. They were up `there!' Well, time to fly above it, kill that strong fighter, and then everyone else up there!

End of chapter 3

That's it for the 3rd chapter. Sorry for taking so long to update. You see, I'm usually quite busy, and have to write a chapter a little bit at a time. Whenever my updates are very slow, that's usually why. That, or I'm working on a MST, which isn't the case here, since I just recently finished one. They can be found on mediaminer.org, under the author name "Evil Eye."