Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Life of Majin Buu ❯ Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )

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The Life of Majin Buu

Chapter 2

Hi! Me Buu! It about many years now. Buu should really keep track of time. Now listen to what Buu have to say. Buu was told to kill many people on planet. Buu don't know what people were called, but it didn't matter. They had to be made dead anyway. All Buu know is that if Buu make people dead, Bibidi give Buu cake. Now that Buu think about it, why Buu do this? Can't Buu just make own cake? Buu try that on next planet that need destroying.

[New planet]

Buu should really start remembering names of planets "before" Buu kills them. Well, Bibidi said that it don't matter, so Buu ask someone on this planet.

So Buu look around until Buu see many people running. Buu stop one, Buu think it female, and then Buu breaks persons legs so it don't run away. Person makes too much noise! Buu's ears sensitive!

"No more noise!" Buu shouted. "Buu's ears hurt! Buu just want to ask a question!"

"Please don't kill or rape me!" It said. "I'll do whatever you want!"

"You mean it? Anything Buu want?"

"Yes! Anything! Just name it!"

"What name of this planet?"

The person looked at Buu like Buu from other planet, which is true. Person answer eventually.

"Um, this planet, is called, Zebulon."

"Zebulon? Why it called that?"

"Uh, I'm not sure."

"Oh. Okay. Can Buu ask something else?"

"Yeah, sure!"

"Why people run when Buu come to planet? It only makes Buu want to make them all dead. Then again, killing people is fun. But, Buu want to talk to people first."

The person was looking at Buu with that same look that she gave Buu before. Something inside Buu wanted to make her dead, but other part wanted a friend. Buu never felt this way before. Was it because of that Kai that Buu absorb? Buu have to ask that too.

"Well, it's because everyone's afraid of you." Then she covered her face. "Please don't hurt me! I'm sorry for saying it!"

Afraid? Of Buu? Why does Buu feel happy and sad at same time?

"Why people afraid of Buu? Is it because Buu makes them dead?"

She nodded, which meant that it true. Then she went back to covering her face. Buu uncovered persons face, and smiled.

"Buu make deal with you. You fight Buu, and Buu won't make you dead."

"W-what? I-I-I can't f-fight y-you. I'll die, and I don't want to die."

What wrong with this person? She don't want to fight, she don't want to die, and she `still' afraid of Buu.

"Then Buu make new deal. You be guide to Buu, and Buu not make you dead."

The person nodded fast. Buu glad. Buu didn't really want to kill her, even with this itchy voice in back of head saying to kill. Buu could use Bibidi as guide, but then Buu have to listen to his son, Babidi. Bibidi treated Buu with respect. Babidi treat Buu mean! Babidi little brat that call Buu mean names! But Buu don't kill Babidi. If Buu do that, then Bibidi trap Buu in large black ball forever. Buu don't want that, so Buu behave.

So Buu ask person another question. "Do you have name? Me Majin Buu."

"Um, I'm Keala."

"You like candy?"

"Yes. Why do you ask?"

Buu smiled, and then Buu point to screaming crowd of people running. Buu turn them all into yummy candy. Then Buu use powers to bring it here, and them Buu offered some to person. Buu wonder why person looks strange, but more candy for Buu! After eating it, Buu ask another question.

"You want to come with Buu? Bibidi should say yes to keeping you."

"Do I have a choice?"

"Uh-huh. Buu going to destroy planet though."

"What?! Why?!"

"Because Bibidi say so."

Then person looks at Buu like Buu say something wrong. "Do you have any idea of all the innocent lives you're going to end?!"

"Are there people you like on this planet?"

Then person's eyes look sad. "No. To tell you the truth, my parents abandoned me when I was a child. I had to live on the streets until I was old enough to work. Even then, no one would hire me. So I had to resort to prostitution for a living."

Then person started to cry. What's work? What's prostitution? If they make people cry, they must be bad. Bibidi once told me that it no fun when people cry because it takes the fun out of killing them. If that true, Buu would have no fun killing this person. Then person looks back up at Buu.

"Now that I think about it, I'm not really losing anything. Go ahead and destroy this planet. While you're at it, go ahead and kill me too."

Buu now confused. Why this person first says that she didn't want to be made dead, but now wants to? However, something inside of Buu really wants to kill person. Buu fought the urge for now. Buu can just kill her later.

"Buu don't feel like it right now. Buu want to show you to Bibidi."

[Bibidi's ship]

So Buu take her to Bibidi's ship. Then Buu destroy planet, and return to ship. Then Bibidi call Buu, so Buu go to him.

"What is it?"

"Majin Buu. Why did you bring one of the planets inhabitants to this ship? Weren't your orders clear?"

"Buu destroyed planet. Buu find her. Can Buu keep her?"

"She's not a pet, Majin Buu. She's just another person who will try to overthrow me in a plot of vengeance. So it'll be easier if she dies now, rather than many years from now. It would be such a shame to see such false hope go to waste."

"But she said to Buu that she hate planet she was on. Then she said something about work and………prosti………something."

"Well then, Majin Buu. I'll let you keep her. However, if she tries anything, kill her immediately. Understand?"

"Buu understand. Buu happy that Buu have new friend to play with!"

"Good. I will now take my leave. You can find her in the barracks of this ship. I'll call you again when I need you." Then he leaves.

So Buu go into barracks. It strange how the guards always leave when Buu enter. Buu see girl. She eating right now, so Buu let her finish. Oh, and since Buu is no longer going to make her dead, Buu should say what she looks like.

Person is female, just like Buu said. She have light blue skin, like the sky before Buu start killing. She also have short green hair that seem to be a little wavy. Buu `thinks' that's how it said. She kinda small in height, but `much' bigger than Bibidi. Buu don't know how to describe clothing, but it look like small shirt with a small dress that don't connect with each other. She also wears black boots. Bibidi said that females have two round things that poke out from their chest, but he never told Buu why they have them. Do they store things in it? If so, then she must not store a lot of things.

Well, she finish eating, so Buu go talk to her.

"Bibidi said I could keep you."

"Oh. I take it that you're not going to kill me anymore."

"Nope. Buu just kill again when Bibidi find Buu another planet."

Then she just stares off somewhere. Is she tired? Maybe. Buu just talk to her in the morning.

"You must be tired." Buu said. "Buu going to rest over there in corner until morning. By then, you can teach Buu." Buu not sure what this person, Buu mean, what Keala can teach Buu, but Buu didn't make her dead, so Buu is going to make it worth it. So Buu just sat down and rested for hours.

[3 days later.]

Wow! Buu didn't mean to rest for `that' long! Buu look at woman. She was looking at Buu. So Buu stood up.

"Buu hungry. Want to eat something?"

"As long as you don't turn anybody that looks like me into candy, I'll be fine."

"Okay. Buu be right back."

So Buu left barracks. Buu needed something big, so Buu go to where other guards went to eat. Well, when Buu got there, everybody ran. So Buu just ate what food was left behind, and took some back to the barracks.

When Buu entered, Buu gave her the food. She ate it as fast as Buu did. When she was finished, she talk to Buu.

"So I take it that you like your job."

"Job? What's a job?"

"You know, work."

"Work? Is work that thing that made you cry?"

"Not all the time. `My' work just makes me cry."

"Oh. Does Buu have a job?"

"Well, you work for Bibidi, right?"

"Yes. Bibidi says that killing is fun."

"Well, in some cases he's wrong."

"Wrong? Why is that?"

"Well, it's kind of hard to explain. Have you ever lost anyone you cared about?"

"No."

"Hmm. Well, have you ever cared about anyone?"

"No. In fact, before, when Buu looked different, Buu loved killing. But now, Buu feel funny about it. Buu feel happy, but also sad. Why is that?"

"If I tell you, do you promise not to kill me?"

"Um………okay."

"Well, I don't know about the happy part, but that sad part you feel is guilt."

"Guilt? What's that?"

"It's when you do something that was very bad."

"So, is killing, bad?"

"Yes."

"Then why does Buu feel happy when Buu does it?"

"That's just the way Bibidi taught you. It's very bad."

"Oh." It bad? Why did Buu like killing if it was bad? "Well, Buu won't kill anymore, unless they want to fight Buu first."

"R-really?"

"Uh-huh."

Keala looked very happy when Buu said that. Buu still don't know what the big deal is, but Buu happy that she happy. She talked to Buu some more, until Bibidi called for Buu telepathically. He wanted me to kill the warriors that were fighting his guards on that planet. So Buu went to that planet.

[Karn]

Yay! Buu remember the name of planet this time! Well, the fighters there were this person with green skin and pointy ears, this other person with a red face that looked like one of those Kai people, another person that looked a little like Keala, but with white hair, and this other person with pale skin, and a tail.

They said a few things to Buu. Buu don't feel like saying them, since they're going to be dead anyways. While Buu fought them all at once, Buu had this feeling of enjoyment. Fighting was fun! Buu just wish that they were tougher. Buu make them stay on ground in minutes. So Buu turned them into yummy cakes. After eating them, Buu came to the conclusion that cakes were `very' yummy! So, after destroying the planet, Buu return to Bibidi's ship.

[Bibidi's ship]

Buu quickly went to barracks to tell Keala how much fun fighting was! When Buu enter barracks, it was quiet. Where was Keala? So Buu search entire barracks, and find her. Buu wondered why she was sleeping under the bed, so Buu shook her awake. Strange. She didn't move. Buu shook her again. Still no response. Then Buu felt something under the small round things on her chest. She had a hole in her stomach. Suddenly, it came to Buu. She's dead! Who made her dead?!

Buu wonder why he felt sad. While Buu was looking down, Babidi entered.

"She's dead, Majin Buu." He told me. "She was making you soft, so I found it in father's best interest to kill her. Don't worry though. I'm sure we can get your brainless self a dog or something. Then again, you might mistake him for food, and end up eating him."

Babidi………killed her? Buu not sure why, but I feel my intelligence increasing, my strength rising, and my anger flaring! I guess it's because some of my old self has surfaced. Fortunately, I was able to keep it from going to its full extent.

Getting back to the story, I turned towards Babidi, and punched him through the wall!

"Father! Help me! Buu is attacking!"

Then I heard another voice. It was definitely Bibidi's.

"I'm coming!"

Then Bibidi teleported right next to us. Babidi told him all that had happened. Finally, Bibidi spoke.

"You are a fool, Babidi. Majin Buu is a powerful being. Saying and doing the wrong thing to him could cause utter destruction. Now he is beyond my control. Since you are my one and only son, I can't just very well hand him over to you. Instead, I will erase his memory, and place him back into the orb."

Erase my memory? Place me back in that orb?! I won't stand for it! So I punched Bibidi into a wall too!

"Buu not going anywhere!"

Sadly, that was the last thing I could say before Bibidi used his powers to trap me back inside the orb, where I'll be forced to reside until someone summons me. But by then, the memory-erasing spell would have long since been in effect. I'll only remember what Bibidi wants me to remember. That is, if it's "Bibidi" that summons me. Well, I guess I better put myself in a deep sleep. Who knows when's the next time I'll be free.

End of chapter 2.

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