Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Life of Majin Buu ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: DragonBall Z is the property of Akira Toriyama.

Anyways, just to let you know, this story will be told in the POV of Majin Buu, starting from his creation, all the way to his demise, and ending with his resurrection. With that said, enjoy.

The life story of Majin Buu.

Chapter 1

Hello! It is I, Majin Buu! Epitome of all evil!

Or at least that's what I was taught. You see, ever since my creation, which was just yesterday, I was released unto some strange planet, with some old green toad thingy telling me to kill. I had no problem with this, seeing as how I have nothing better to do. They had it coming anyways, what with shooting at me. So I shot back at "them."

I'll be honest with you. That was my first time killing. Strangely, it felt satisfying, and fun too. Their screams of pain and groveling were somewhat pleasing to the ear. I know that sounds morbid, but what's a demon to do when faced with a situation like mine? I don't know these people. Why should I care about them?

While I was marveling at the destruction I just caused, that old toad, I think his name was Bibidi, flew right in front of me.

"You have done well, Majin Buu." He said.

Now, I may not show it, but I'm actually quite intelligent. It's easier to have people think I'm dumb. Then again, I was just created yesterday, so I can't really talk by experience. On the other hand, if I have "that" much knowledge, I "must" be intelligent! Anyways, Bibidi was talking to me as if I "had" to listen to him. I think I'll kill him right now. No one will miss him anyways.

He seemed surprised when I shot a ki blast at him. He teleported right behind me.

"What are you doing?!" he shouted. "I am your………daddy."

That last statement confused me somewhat. I know he created me and all, but daddy?

"Daddy?" I said aloud. It was more of a surprised statement than a question. He nodded.

"That's right, Majin Buu." He continued. "You do as I say, and I'll take care of you, and provide you with plenty of entertainment."

I grinned. It sounded like a good deal. I had no knowledge of the universe, and I could learn something from it "and" get to kill more people at the same time! Besides, when I tire of the old fool, I could always kill him.

"Okay." I said. He looked wise, so I'll just continue to play dumb for the time being.

"Very good." He said to me. "Meet me at my spaceship just outside of this planet."

As soon as he finished saying that, he disappeared. He's most likely at his ship now. Looking around at the planet, I noticed that I may have gone a little overboard in killing its inhabitants. The only survivors were a few weaklings. Such a waste. Oh well. I can't just leave them to continue struggling on with their pointless lives, now can I.

Charging up a very large ki blast, I shot it into the planets surface. Within seconds, the entire planet was decimated into dust! This was also when I noticed a slight error in my plans. Perhaps I should've flown into space `before' destroying the planet. If you haven't already guessed, pieces of me were floating all over! Why I was still conscious was an even "greater" discovery!

The pieces of me were actually coming back at my will! In only a matter of seconds, I was fully restored. Upon discovering this, I realized something. I was `invincible!' That's right, invincible! I couldn't be killed or beaten by "anything!"

However, not everything is invincible………yet. Perhaps if I found an incredibly challenging fighter, and kill him, I'll stand unopposed. Then again, I don't really care for competition, just the thrill of the fight, which now reminded me of something else………I'm hungry! Perhaps Bibidi has some tasty treats in his spaceship.

So, flying towards his ship, he let me in. Once inside, I looked around. It was very fancy looking. I would describe it more, but I don't care about design. I'm hungry, and I want food! Preferably something sweet. However, everyone was avoiding me! Nobody would come near me! All I could think about was food! Delicious, scrumptious food! Just like the food that Bibidi gave me to lure me to that planet. I think he called it "chocolate."

"Hungry?" he asked me.

"Buu hungry!" I exclaimed. What kind of question was that?! Also, please excuse my vocabulary. `You' try being able to speak all of the languages in existence and see if you can have perfect dialect!

"Well, I can help you with your hunger problem." He continued to speak as if he were trying to teach me something. "You see that antennae on your head? Just think really hard on what you would like to eat or drink, point it to an object, and then zap it with your mind! It'll instantly turn into the object you desire." Then he pointed to some guard. "Go ahead. Give it a try."

I looked at the pitiful creature that he was pointing at. He was backing away very slowly. Fool. He should've run away long ago. I wonder if it would work on that old fool. Perhaps someday, I'll find out. But for the time being, I'm hungry! I want chocolate!

So I did just as Bibidi instructed. He was right! I thought of chocolate, and there it is! I wonder if it still tastes like chocolate. Well, only one way to find out.

So I walked over to the new treat, picked him up, and ate him. To my amazement, he tasted just like the real thing, only fresher.

"So, did you enjoy that?"

I turned to the old toad, and smiled wickedly.

"There are other planets where you can kill and eat all you want. All you have to do is follow me wherever I go."

"More kill? More chocolate?"

"Precisely. There is another planet a few thousand miles from here that chose to defy me, rather than to give in to my demands. I want you to exterminate all of the planets inhabitants."

What made this wizard think that he could just order me around? I could just kill him at any moment. Still, the thought of more killing, not to mention more chocolate, intrigued me. I nodded back in agreement. He seemed to be pleased at this, not that I cared about it. Well, just as I was about to head to that planet myself, somebody stepped into the doorway. This guy was much bigger than Bibidi. His clothes were also like that of a warrior. However, his skin had an unusual red to it, and he had little horns sticking out of his head, and a weird goatee.

"Master Bibidi. I have some urgent news for you."

"What is it, Dabura?"

Dabura? And I thought "my" name was weird. Anyways, I continued to listen to their conversation.

"Well, master, it seems that the planet has the South Kai as their guardian. Should I kill him quickly, or slowly?"

Bibidi then had an interesting grin on his face. "No." he said, and then pointed to me. "I think that this is a perfect time to test Majin Buu's fighting skills."

It was Dabura's turn to stare at me. "B-but master. I thought he was too unstable to be released."

Unstable? If unstable meant "being a mindless puppet," then I'll take instability any day.

"Not to worry, Dabura. I have Majin Buu under enough control. He'll follow orders for the time being."

I stopped listening to them after that. None of it was worth listening to anyways. After a while, Bibidi finally approached me as that other creature left.

"Well, Majin Buu. I have your first assignment. We will shortly head to this planet whose inhabitants you will need to destroy. Kill them however you wish, just as long as you spare the planet. I can make extra money by selling it to the highest bidder."

Sell what? A planet? How can you sell something that you didn't even own?

"Majin Buu! Are you listening to me?"

I nodded.

"Good. I will make preparations. Just be prepared for departure."

Then he left to make his `preparations.'

[Planet]

Well, I arrived at this planet, and was greeted with the same welcome that I received from the last planet I was on; with screams and yelling. I covered my ears (Yes, I `do' have ears!). The noise of their pitiful screaming and ramblings were irritating! Why don't they just shut up!?

Tired of their hapless whining, I decided to take my frustrations out on them. They tried to run, but my ki blasts were too fast for them. Their screams of fear were now replaced by screams of pain. It actually sounds better, I might add. Still, as fun as this was, their lack of struggle was really starting to bore me. So I turned the remaining inhabitants in the area into yummy pieces of chocolate! And yummy they were!

However, before I could finish my tasty treat, I was rudely interrupted by some creature in a funny gown. He looked really old, and had a weird hairstyle.

"You won't get away with this, Majin Buu!" It said. Then he made a battle stance.

Interesting. This old coot actually wanted to challenge me. Finally! Something to cure my boredom! So I stopped what I was doing, turned towards it, and grinned as scarily as possible. I liked the way it made him flinch.

The old coot made the first move. He tried to strike me numerous times, but he was too slow. So I did a number on him. I laughed at the excruciating pain that he was experiencing! Eventually, I threw him against a waterfall before I finished the job. He put up some resistance, but after pummeling him a few more times, he was very weak. So I charged up a medium sized ki blast, aimed it towards his face, and fired, completely incinerating him!

Whoo-hoo! That was great! I love fighting! I love it even more than killing and candy! Just look at my victims' fried corpse! It's a sight to behold! Hahahaha!

I bet you think I'm pretty sadistic, don't you? Then let me ask you a question. If you had the endless amount of power that `I' had, plus you hated everybody, what would `you' do?.........You'd probably rule the universe with an iron fist, but destroying it is much more fun!

Looking around at the desolated planet, I decided to destroy it. I know Bibidi ordered me to spare it, but I do what `I' want to do, and `I' want to destroy it! So I did, and after regenerating, Bibidi called me back to the ship, and gave me a scolding. I just frowned at him. He also threatened to seal me back up, so I decided to make a plan to destroy him when the perfect opportunity came by.

[Another planet]

Well, many days have passed, and many planets were conquered. Some I got to destroy, while others, I wasn't allowed to. I figured that I'll obey the old toad until he lets his guard down. When that happens, or when I lose patience, I'll kill him. Sadly, his guard was always up. He knew better than to trust me, which was very wise of him.

"Majin Buu!" he started. "I want you to destroy this planet when I give the word. My soldiers are already robbing it of its nutrients, so it will be useless to us. In the meantime, teach the inhabitants what happens when they choose to defy the great Bibidi!" Then he left, obviously to supervise his soldiers.

Still, as much as killing and eating normally is, I was pretty bored. Not since that battle with the South Kai has anyone tried to challenge me. Why couldn't this planet have some sort of champion like the last one did? Fortunately, my pleas were heard, as someone approached me. He was also wearing a funny looking getup, also had a funny haircut, but was pretty big in size. Following him were two more people with similar tastes in hair and clothing. The only difference was that one of them was short, and had purple skin. The other one was really fat, and I couldn't see his eyes. These must be the Kai's that Bibidi mentioned.

"Who you?" I asked. "You want Buu to make you dead?" I hoped that they would say yes.

I could tell their bravery by how they reacted. The big one just grinned at me.

"I believe that it will be `me' that'll be making `you' dead." He said.

I see he likes to amuse himself with silly boasts. It's going to be fun fighting him. The short one was trembling furiously. He obviously isn't ready to fight. Still, I think I'll kill him just for the fun of it.

What `really' got me confused was how the fat one was so content. What purpose did he have for smiling and being so calm? He's either very foolish or very stupid. Still, not seeing any fear or seriousness in him was making me angry! I'll show him that this isn't a game………well, not a game for him, anyways.

Before I could react, the big Kai sucker punched me, sending me flying into a cliff! You know, that was the first time someone has `ever' hit me! Hehehe. Perhaps this fight will be fun after all.

Not wasting any further time, I dashed at him, getting ready to hit him. I didn't expect him to dodge, and was hit in the back of the neck with a karate chop! I quickly turned around to see him gloating. How dare he make a fool of me! I quickly dashed to the side of him and punched him multiple times. He was better than I thought, as he was actually blocking some of my hits. Before I knew it, he actually hit `me' several times!

`Now' I was angry! This guy was actually as strong as he looked. Realizing this, my anger subsided. Then I cracked my knuckles and cracked my neck bones. If he wanted a good fight, I was going to give him one.

My next arrays of attacks were merciless! By the time I was done hitting him, he was bleeding all over. Pity. I was really starting to enjoy this. Like I did with the last Kai, I charged up a ki blast, held it up to his face, and fired. However, he was able to deflect it back at me just in time, busting me in half! Then he shot his own ki blast at me, decimating my other half!

Within seconds, I regenerated myself. To my surprise, he was holding my arm. I looked at my shoulder joint, and discovered that I was missing my arm! I turned back to him, growling.

"Here. I believe that this belongs to you." He said with a grin as he threw my own arm right next to me.

This guy was obviously powerful. If I had his power, I would be unstoppable. Looking at my detached arm, I came up with this great idea. His power will be mine!

But how to distract him long enough to absorb him? Looking around, I saw that short Kai, hiding behind a boulder. I turned back to that big Kai, charged up a large ki blast, and held it up so he can get a good view of it. Then I motioned my head to where that purple Kai was hiding. I can see the look of shock on his face when he understood what I was implying. So I quickly threw it at the boulder. That short Kai dodged, but I redirected the blast to him, making it follow him wherever he went. That big Kai shot it into space, and then shot a ki blast at me, which I dodged, and then flew towards him, greatly hurting him in the process. I quickly backed away, and he shot another ki blast at my chest, in which I dodged by creating a hole in my chest for it to pass through.

Now was the open opportunity that I was waiting for! With his back turned away from my creeping arm, I made it wrap around him, and engulf him. Then it absorbed into me.

I could feel the change happening inside me! I didn't know that absorbing him would alter my personality! I just thought it would alter my appearance!

When I was done absorbing him, I looked at myself. I was big! Maybe this absorption thing won't be so bad after all. I mean, look at me! I'm big! I have muscles! Even my voice has deepened. Unfortunately for me, this Kai wasn't very bright. I could feel my I.Q. drop a few notches, but I guess it's a small price to pay to look even stronger.

While I was admiring my new look, Bibidi returned, and his jaw nearly dropped when he saw how much I changed. I ignored him for the time being, and turned towards that short Kai. He was now shaking more than ever! I think I'll go kill him now.

So I charged at him, ready to hit him across the plains. However, that fat Kai got in my way. The two were talking about something, but I didn't really care to pay attention. So he wants to fight me instead? Good. I'll do so.

So I decided to beat him senseless. He wasn't as skilled as I thought, but his defense was great! He was still standing, even after the severe pummeling I gave him! Then, I had this great idea! What if this guy had a lot of wisdom? I could sure use an I.Q. boost after losing some to this big oaf that I absorbed.

So without going into detail, I weakened him, and absorbed him. This had to be the biggest mistake in my life! Damn you, big Kai for lowering my intelligence! It seems that this fat Kai wasn't intelligent at all, just fat! I could feel my intelligence dropping by the second! Also, I could feel something in my body……Buu think it called compassion………NO! My evil personality is waning!.........Buu losing………intellect!.........Voice……becoming&# 8230;……high….pitched! Getting………fat!.... I'll have to………fix this………one day!.........I will have my evil self back again one day!

[Seconds later]

Buu feel strange. Buu feel hungry. Buu see Bibidi! Maybe Bibidi can help Buu!

"You help Buu? You give Buu cake?"

Buu wonder why Bibidi surprised? Buu just want cake. Well, Bibidi answer Buu right now.

"Um, yes, Majin Buu. You do as I say, and I'll give you all the cake that you want. Deal?"

All the cake that Buu wants? Wow! Buu help Bibidi! Buu nods to say yes.

"Good. Meet me in my ship. Before you leave, be sure to destroy this planet." Then he disappears.

Buu look around. Bibidi want Buu to make people dead? Why he want that? Oh well. If it get Buu cake, Buu make people dead.

So Buu destroy planet, and make people dead. Buu feel a little bad, but don't know why. Buu also thought it was fun, but also don't know why. In meantime, Buu just worry about doing fun things for Buu. Time to meet Bibidi in ship. Bye-bye!

End of chapter 1.

Well, that's it for chapter 1. Tell me what you think. I decided to use 1st person perspective so you can get an idea on what goes inside Majin Buu's mind.

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