Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Long Way Home ❯ Candyland! ( Chapter 18 )
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By: moonsaiyanprincess 
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Sci-fi / Romance / Hentai / Fantasy / Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.11.2002 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 368 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Sci-fi / Romance / Hentai / Fantasy / Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.11.2002 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 368 | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball Z! There satisfied?
A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.
Chapter 18
Candyland!
Bulma sat up and rubbed her sore head. Bulma looked around. There was so much candy here, it would make someone with diabetes faint, or the average sick. But her body still felt young and juvenile, due to the last world they were in. She felt energized, probably because of the senzu bean Vegeta gave her before they left.
Bulma sat up and saw a naked Vegeta in a field of strawberry lolli pops. Bulma gulped and looked down. She was naked aswell.
Bulma: Well this sucks, I'm feeling young, but I have my grown-up body and I'm naked....Okay?
Vegeta noticed that Bulma was naked and covered himself quickly.
Bulma: Geez Vegeta, I thought Saiya-jin's didn't have modesty!
Vegeta: We don't have modesty!
Vegeta wasn't hiding his manhood for modesty's sake. He was hiding his arousal. Looking at Bulma's naked body brough back all to familar memories!
Vegeta: Shit!
Vegeta: *Well atleast it isn't beaten and battered*
Bulma noticed Vegeta's hungry stares and covered herself.
Bulma: Stare at something else Vegeta!
Vegeta: Why should I advert my eyes from your hideous body?
Bulma: You're not making any sense. How about this, we don't want to see each other naked right?
Vegeta: *No* Yes
Bulma: We'll run in diffrent directions and find things to put on ourselves.
Vegeta: Agreed.
Bulma: Ready....1...2...3!
Bulma jumped up and ran towards a collection of trees. Vegeta ran the other way towards taffy and fruit roll-up like candy. (A/N: I don't know the term for the candy! )
Bulma: Vegeta! We'll meet when we're clothed.
Bulma's yelling was more than enough to irritate Vegeta's sensetive ears. Vegeta grunted and walked deeper in the sick area of taffy. Bulma on the other hand explored. The trees she was near were peperment patties.
Bulma: Luckily there still covered.
Bulma grabbed a ton of peperment patties and used the wrappers to make her outfit. She used smaller pieces of the plastic wrap to bind the bigger pieces of plastic together.
~ other side of area ~
Vegeta grumbled to himself, how was he going to find clothing? He could walk around naed, if he weren't aroused.
Vegeta: Stupid Hormones.
Vegeta's mutters were silenced when he was what he could use as a clothing substitute.
Vegeta: * A little old fashioned, but it gets the job done.
~ 1/2 hour later ~
Bulma stood patiently out in the open for her companion to arrive.
Bulma: Where is he?.....VEGETA!!!!!!!!
Bulma's screaming was so loud, it made the tootsie roll owls fly away. But she didn't care.
Vegeta: Woman, stop you're freakish yelling!
Bulma turned her head only to collapse to the ground in fits of laughter.
Vegeta: What the hell is wrong with you now?
Bulma: Wong with me? Ha! What's up with the sweet skirt?
Vegeta found some fruit roll-ups and made it into a skirt. Simular to a scotish kilt.
Vegeta: If you must know, my culture also wore these in the very begining. So stop your ridiculous display and stand up!
Bulma: *wipes away tears* Uh..Ok...
Bulma stood up only to fall back down again.
Vegeta: What now?
Bulma: Okay....I can kinda let the kilt thing slide, but of all things to use?
Vegeta: What's wrong with this sweet paper?
Bulma: It's transparent.
Bulma could see everything Vegeta had to offer. Vegeta noticed this and cursed to himself in his native tounge.
Bulma: Sweet Ass!
Vegeta: Shut up!
Bulma: ....Okay...I'll stop...for a while.
Bulma continued to catch her breath. Vegeta continued to growl to himself. His head turned quickly when he heard a noise simular to that of stampeding.
Bulma: Vegeta, what's wrong?
Vegeta: I hear something in a large number making it's way towards us.
Bulma and Vegeta's heads snapped towards a bush. It rustled and moved quietly.
Bulma: Vegeta.....
Vegeta: Hush!
The rustling bush ceased, and a little purple head popped out.
Vegeta: What the?
The purple head continued to peak out of it's hiding place. It was about the most innocent thing Vegeta had ever seen. Once he heard Bulma's 'awwing' and girly noises, he registered with reality. To him, anything was a enemy.
Vegeta: *look's can be decieving*
The purple thing came up to Bulma and jumped into her lap. Automatically she fell in love with it.
Bulma: Ah! Vegeta! Isn't it cute?
Vegeta shuddered in disgust. After he saw the purple thing kiss Bulma's cheek it stepped down and walked towards Vegeta. Vegeta backed away, he was being very cautious.
Bulma: Vegeta, it won't bite.
Vegeta growled and stoppe his movements. He held out his hand and let the thing jump in his hand. In the back of his mind he was cursing this sick and cuddly looking thing. The purple thing sniffed Vegeta's hand.
Vegeta: *What's this thing doing?*
The purple thing began licking Vegeta's palm. Appearently Vegeta forgot to wash the fruit roll-up residue off his hands.
Bulma: Ah how cute.
Vegeta: Disgusting!
The purple thing must've really enjoyed his licking, because he began to gnaw at Vegeta's hand, and suddenly gave a huge bite.
Vegeta: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Bulma: I stand corrected, I guess it will bite.
Vegeta tried to shake the purple thing off of him. Vegeta beat the thing into the ground and the thing began to whimper.
Bulma: Vegeta you didn't have to do that!
Vegeta: Yes I did. In fact i enjoyed it.
The purple thing stood up and continued to smile. Vegeta's growling started all over again. The purple thing retreated back to the bushes and dissapeared.
Bulma: There are you happy Vegeta, you scared the little guy off.
The purple thing reurned, only with a few companions.
Bulma: Ah! More cute thingies!
Vegeta: Why me?
the original purple thing spoke to the others and pointed to Vegeta.
Vegeta: *What's he up to?*
Once the purple thing stopped talking, the other's snapped there heads in Vegeta's direction. They smiled evily, showing off there, rather sharp teeth.
Vegeta: Um.....woman?
the purple things jumped on Vegeta's torso and below. It appeared that they were eating his kilt.
Vegeta: No anything but this!
The purple things accidentally bit a little close on his thighs and close to his length.
Vegeta: *Please don't let them bite, please don't let them bite, Please don't let them bite*
Vegeta's chanting ceased when he noticed the little burps coming from the little purple things. He opened his eyes and noticed aswell that they were off of him. He wiped the thin layer of sweat off his forhead only to hear Bulma's coughing.
Bulma: *cough* Uh...Vegeta.
Vegeta saw Bulma's pointing finger and looked down to the small exsisting piece of fruit roll-up still on his length. A blue shadow appeared on Vegeta's forhead. The purple things also noticed one piece they forgot to munch. The original one attacked vegeta's length and took a huge bite. Vegeta screamed at the top of his lungs and all became dark.
~ Many hours later ~
Vegeta opened his eyes. Once everything registered to his mind, he shot up into a sitting position. He looked at his hands and then to his length. He was in some kind of clothing. It was clear, but had red stripes covering the right places, for modesty's sake. He moved around a little. He looked around. It looked as though the sun was coming up?
Vegeta: *Could I have been out a whole day?*
Vegeta glanced to Bulma who was sleeping by his side. He never noticed her outfit. It was simular to his temporary plastic shorts. Her dress covered each place with the red stripes. All he could see was her creamy white skin. He heard a crinkle near by and looked down. He was getting aroused and his length stretched against the plastic making the crinkle noise. he muttered choice words to himself and began to stir Bulma awake.
Bulma: I see your finnaly awake.
Vegeta: What's that supposed to mean?
Bulma: Well you freaked out when the purple thing nearly bit...well... you know.
Vegeta: you mean it didn't bite...me?
Bulma: No.
Vegeta: *rejoicing in his saiyajin tounge*
Bulma: Since you've been asleep, you wanna get out of here now?
Vegeta: Most definitely.
bulma: Okay.
Bulma grabbed the remote and pressed the button. Where would they go next?
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That 's chapter 18! Sorry Vegeta was a little out of character, and sorry that the chapter wasn't much, but I felt I needed to update something. Please review! Ja ne'
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Chapter 19
The Murky Water and Plain Folk
Vegeta had his back to Bulma's. He was beyond irritated. The woman was a few centimenters behind him, they both had to share a pitiful excuse for a bed, the woman didn't want to sleep alone, and to top it all off, the lake. What did it mean, was it a sign?
Vegeta dove further beneath the covers and grunted in disgust. Bulma was asleep but refused to keep her body still. The next thing Vegeta realised, Bulma's arms were wrapped around his waist.
Vegeta: Woman!!!
He growled her name in the stillness of the night. She whimpered but continued to cling. Vegeta gave up and tried to sleep. Bulma's dainty hands kept moving in circular motions on his stomach, eventually emitting a purr from Vegeta's body.
Vegeta: *Why that little!*
Just as Vegeta thought he'd teach that woman for invading his space, the door flung open and Little Kirk Patrick stood there, gasping and trying to find words for the event he saw in front of him.
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W ho the hell is Little Kirk Patrick, what's the pond all about, what's Bulma so afraid of. That's the prview! Stay tuned!!!
A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.
Chapter 18
Candyland!
Bulma sat up and rubbed her sore head. Bulma looked around. There was so much candy here, it would make someone with diabetes faint, or the average sick. But her body still felt young and juvenile, due to the last world they were in. She felt energized, probably because of the senzu bean Vegeta gave her before they left.
Bulma sat up and saw a naked Vegeta in a field of strawberry lolli pops. Bulma gulped and looked down. She was naked aswell.
Bulma: Well this sucks, I'm feeling young, but I have my grown-up body and I'm naked....Okay?
Vegeta noticed that Bulma was naked and covered himself quickly.
Bulma: Geez Vegeta, I thought Saiya-jin's didn't have modesty!
Vegeta: We don't have modesty!
Vegeta wasn't hiding his manhood for modesty's sake. He was hiding his arousal. Looking at Bulma's naked body brough back all to familar memories!
Vegeta: Shit!
Vegeta: *Well atleast it isn't beaten and battered*
Bulma noticed Vegeta's hungry stares and covered herself.
Bulma: Stare at something else Vegeta!
Vegeta: Why should I advert my eyes from your hideous body?
Bulma: You're not making any sense. How about this, we don't want to see each other naked right?
Vegeta: *No* Yes
Bulma: We'll run in diffrent directions and find things to put on ourselves.
Vegeta: Agreed.
Bulma: Ready....1...2...3!
Bulma jumped up and ran towards a collection of trees. Vegeta ran the other way towards taffy and fruit roll-up like candy. (A/N: I don't know the term for the candy! )
Bulma: Vegeta! We'll meet when we're clothed.
Bulma's yelling was more than enough to irritate Vegeta's sensetive ears. Vegeta grunted and walked deeper in the sick area of taffy. Bulma on the other hand explored. The trees she was near were peperment patties.
Bulma: Luckily there still covered.
Bulma grabbed a ton of peperment patties and used the wrappers to make her outfit. She used smaller pieces of the plastic wrap to bind the bigger pieces of plastic together.
~ other side of area ~
Vegeta grumbled to himself, how was he going to find clothing? He could walk around naed, if he weren't aroused.
Vegeta: Stupid Hormones.
Vegeta's mutters were silenced when he was what he could use as a clothing substitute.
Vegeta: * A little old fashioned, but it gets the job done.
~ 1/2 hour later ~
Bulma stood patiently out in the open for her companion to arrive.
Bulma: Where is he?.....VEGETA!!!!!!!!
Bulma's screaming was so loud, it made the tootsie roll owls fly away. But she didn't care.
Vegeta: Woman, stop you're freakish yelling!
Bulma turned her head only to collapse to the ground in fits of laughter.
Vegeta: What the hell is wrong with you now?
Bulma: Wong with me? Ha! What's up with the sweet skirt?
Vegeta found some fruit roll-ups and made it into a skirt. Simular to a scotish kilt.
Vegeta: If you must know, my culture also wore these in the very begining. So stop your ridiculous display and stand up!
Bulma: *wipes away tears* Uh..Ok...
Bulma stood up only to fall back down again.
Vegeta: What now?
Bulma: Okay....I can kinda let the kilt thing slide, but of all things to use?
Vegeta: What's wrong with this sweet paper?
Bulma: It's transparent.
Bulma could see everything Vegeta had to offer. Vegeta noticed this and cursed to himself in his native tounge.
Bulma: Sweet Ass!
Vegeta: Shut up!
Bulma: ....Okay...I'll stop...for a while.
Bulma continued to catch her breath. Vegeta continued to growl to himself. His head turned quickly when he heard a noise simular to that of stampeding.
Bulma: Vegeta, what's wrong?
Vegeta: I hear something in a large number making it's way towards us.
Bulma and Vegeta's heads snapped towards a bush. It rustled and moved quietly.
Bulma: Vegeta.....
Vegeta: Hush!
The rustling bush ceased, and a little purple head popped out.
Vegeta: What the?
The purple head continued to peak out of it's hiding place. It was about the most innocent thing Vegeta had ever seen. Once he heard Bulma's 'awwing' and girly noises, he registered with reality. To him, anything was a enemy.
Vegeta: *look's can be decieving*
The purple thing came up to Bulma and jumped into her lap. Automatically she fell in love with it.
Bulma: Ah! Vegeta! Isn't it cute?
Vegeta shuddered in disgust. After he saw the purple thing kiss Bulma's cheek it stepped down and walked towards Vegeta. Vegeta backed away, he was being very cautious.
Bulma: Vegeta, it won't bite.
Vegeta growled and stoppe his movements. He held out his hand and let the thing jump in his hand. In the back of his mind he was cursing this sick and cuddly looking thing. The purple thing sniffed Vegeta's hand.
Vegeta: *What's this thing doing?*
The purple thing began licking Vegeta's palm. Appearently Vegeta forgot to wash the fruit roll-up residue off his hands.
Bulma: Ah how cute.
Vegeta: Disgusting!
The purple thing must've really enjoyed his licking, because he began to gnaw at Vegeta's hand, and suddenly gave a huge bite.
Vegeta: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Bulma: I stand corrected, I guess it will bite.
Vegeta tried to shake the purple thing off of him. Vegeta beat the thing into the ground and the thing began to whimper.
Bulma: Vegeta you didn't have to do that!
Vegeta: Yes I did. In fact i enjoyed it.
The purple thing stood up and continued to smile. Vegeta's growling started all over again. The purple thing retreated back to the bushes and dissapeared.
Bulma: There are you happy Vegeta, you scared the little guy off.
The purple thing reurned, only with a few companions.
Bulma: Ah! More cute thingies!
Vegeta: Why me?
the original purple thing spoke to the others and pointed to Vegeta.
Vegeta: *What's he up to?*
Once the purple thing stopped talking, the other's snapped there heads in Vegeta's direction. They smiled evily, showing off there, rather sharp teeth.
Vegeta: Um.....woman?
the purple things jumped on Vegeta's torso and below. It appeared that they were eating his kilt.
Vegeta: No anything but this!
The purple things accidentally bit a little close on his thighs and close to his length.
Vegeta: *Please don't let them bite, please don't let them bite, Please don't let them bite*
Vegeta's chanting ceased when he noticed the little burps coming from the little purple things. He opened his eyes and noticed aswell that they were off of him. He wiped the thin layer of sweat off his forhead only to hear Bulma's coughing.
Bulma: *cough* Uh...Vegeta.
Vegeta saw Bulma's pointing finger and looked down to the small exsisting piece of fruit roll-up still on his length. A blue shadow appeared on Vegeta's forhead. The purple things also noticed one piece they forgot to munch. The original one attacked vegeta's length and took a huge bite. Vegeta screamed at the top of his lungs and all became dark.
~ Many hours later ~
Vegeta opened his eyes. Once everything registered to his mind, he shot up into a sitting position. He looked at his hands and then to his length. He was in some kind of clothing. It was clear, but had red stripes covering the right places, for modesty's sake. He moved around a little. He looked around. It looked as though the sun was coming up?
Vegeta: *Could I have been out a whole day?*
Vegeta glanced to Bulma who was sleeping by his side. He never noticed her outfit. It was simular to his temporary plastic shorts. Her dress covered each place with the red stripes. All he could see was her creamy white skin. He heard a crinkle near by and looked down. He was getting aroused and his length stretched against the plastic making the crinkle noise. he muttered choice words to himself and began to stir Bulma awake.
Bulma: I see your finnaly awake.
Vegeta: What's that supposed to mean?
Bulma: Well you freaked out when the purple thing nearly bit...well... you know.
Vegeta: you mean it didn't bite...me?
Bulma: No.
Vegeta: *rejoicing in his saiyajin tounge*
Bulma: Since you've been asleep, you wanna get out of here now?
Vegeta: Most definitely.
bulma: Okay.
Bulma grabbed the remote and pressed the button. Where would they go next?
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That 's chapter 18! Sorry Vegeta was a little out of character, and sorry that the chapter wasn't much, but I felt I needed to update something. Please review! Ja ne'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter 19
The Murky Water and Plain Folk
Vegeta had his back to Bulma's. He was beyond irritated. The woman was a few centimenters behind him, they both had to share a pitiful excuse for a bed, the woman didn't want to sleep alone, and to top it all off, the lake. What did it mean, was it a sign?
Vegeta dove further beneath the covers and grunted in disgust. Bulma was asleep but refused to keep her body still. The next thing Vegeta realised, Bulma's arms were wrapped around his waist.
Vegeta: Woman!!!
He growled her name in the stillness of the night. She whimpered but continued to cling. Vegeta gave up and tried to sleep. Bulma's dainty hands kept moving in circular motions on his stomach, eventually emitting a purr from Vegeta's body.
Vegeta: *Why that little!*
Just as Vegeta thought he'd teach that woman for invading his space, the door flung open and Little Kirk Patrick stood there, gasping and trying to find words for the event he saw in front of him.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
W ho the hell is Little Kirk Patrick, what's the pond all about, what's Bulma so afraid of. That's the prview! Stay tuned!!!