Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Long Way Home ❯ Bermuda Daze Part II ( Chapter 21 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
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A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.


Chapter 21
Bermuda Daze Part II




Vegeta soon followed Bulma's example and entered the domain of sleep. They both didn't realize when it was time to leave, Bulma didn't even press the button on the control. This is the Bermuda Triangle, Strange things happen! They were sent into the next world, unoticed to both of them.



~ Next world~

(A/N: Okay, if you read the preview yesterday, you know Bulma's a baby and Vegeta's a old man. ^.^ I got the idea off of 'Rocko's Modern Life'. If you know what show I'm talking about, try to remember the episode where Rocko and Hefer are trapped on the Senior Citizen cruise ship and they enter the Bermuda Triangle. The old people were young and the young people were old. Damn what happened to all the old classic Nicelodeon shows? I feel old)



Vegeta opened his eyes and yawned tiredly. He scratched his cheek and his eyes widended.

Vegeta: *Why does my face feel rinkly?*

Vegeta lifted his hands into the air and felt his hair. It was softer than usual.

Vegeta: *I need to see a reflection of myself*

Vegeta saw a window behind him which he wanted to see his reflection in. Getting up was his newest difficulty.


(2nd A/N: Okay, you've probably thought that if saiya-jins trained for the rest of their lives, they'd dtay in great shape and live longer than humans. Well I think the same thing. Vegeta's not a human's life expectancy old, he's old! I mean, he's about 367 right now. Think about it, saiya-jins can live for A VERY LONG TIME! Well it's my opinion!)


Vegeta: *Why is this so difficult?*

Vegeta grasped the handles of the wooden lounge chair he was in.

Vegeta: Dammit!

Vegeta froze. He hadn't spoken aloud to himself. His voice was withered, and sratchy.

Vegeta: What the hell?

Vegeta slapped his mouth shut. His own voice was irritating. Vegeta continued to slowly stand up, he grunted every once in a while from discomfort. Finnaly he did it! He stood up. He turned around slowly and looked at his reflection.

Vegeta: No...This.can't.be! I'm an old man?!

Vegeta stared at his wrinkly sagging skin, it wasn't olive anymore, it was regular white, and ashy. His hair, he was surprised was still standing like a flame. It was grey and white. His eyes, were worn out and not white. He wore glasses that he luckily could see out of. And his clothes, he never cared for earth fashion much, but this was just plain dorky!

He wore yellow plaid pants with a yellow shirt under a red sweater. He felt ugly and stupid.

Vegeta: *What the hell? If I'm like this then where's the woman?*

Vegeta looked left and right he didn't find a woman but he did find something. He began to walk down the deck of the ship. He gazed out into the ocean they were floating on. The water was dark purple. He looked up and it looked like it was raining, but he didn't feel any rain hit his skin. Vegeta continued to trudge/walk until he heard a whimpering noise in the distance.

Actually it wasn't whimpering, it was the baby screaming it;s head off. He's lost some of his hearing to.

Vegeta: Damn!

The baby continued to scream. Vegeta walked further till he reached the crib. He looked inside and saw a tiny little bundle, with as much strength as he, maybe even more.

Vegeta: Woman!....Uh..I mean, brat!

Bulma screamed more and much louder. Vegeta winced at the looks Bulma gave him. Her soft round porcelin face stratched about to make her emotions apparrent. Her legs kicked high and her balled fists hit the bedding of the crib in irritation.

Vegeta didn't know what to do. He decidedto pull a chair up to the woman...er I mean the brat and sit therecontemplating his thoughts.




~ 20 minutes later ~



Vegeta returned with a deck/lounge chair and placed it beside Bulma's crib.

Vegeta: Damn it all!

Vegeta's whithered voice was hurting the baby's ears. She began to cry.

Vegeta: Let me guess, no matter form you are, you'll always be a loud annoying bitch?!

Bulma screamed louder and pulled on Vegeta's old white hair.

Vegeta: Knock it off brat!

Bulma was giggling wildly. She eventually rested and sat in Vegeta's lap. Vegeta was angry, but he felt a lot of things. He felt weak, sleepy and

Vegeta: Why do i have a craving for prunes and carrot mush?

Vegeta already realised that this wasn't going to be much of a day, or a world for that matter. letting his age guide him, he began to fall asleep.

While Bulma and Vegets slept a green creature with wings on his head, whereing purple shorts flew down to the sleeping couple.

Creature: Man is this sweet!

The creature took pictures of the sweet couple looking cute and serene. He laughed menacingly and flew away, letting the sunset come and welcome the couple to their next world.







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Okay so this wasn't a chapter. But the idea of Vegeta being an old fart with a craving for peanut butter I couldn't resist.


Next chapter is the last of the Bermuda Daze, but there will be more. I assure you. The lemon will be here, but I have more key chapters to upload that'll bring Bulma and Vegeta together. Be pacient, sit back, and laugh your ass off.


When you think about it, Bulma and vegeta have been together in chapters as one another, children/youth, young and old, and other things. These things could make up the ultimate bond.


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Chapter 22
Bermuda Daze Part III


The loud music boomed all throughout the room. Vegeta opened his eyes and squinted in pain. He had a splitting headache and they had just entered the new world. His scenery was still blured from his vision. It was dark, but there were flashing lights.

He just didn't feel right. He felt undressed aswell. Once his eyes fcused, he looked around him and saw... men in cages?...whereing loin cloths?

Vegeta: Woman!!!!!!!!


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A tad bizarre, but you get the picture. Please review! Ja ne'