Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Newlywed Game! ❯ That's a Wrap! ( Chapter 4 )

Hey guys.  This is our last chapter of “The Newlywed Game.”  It’s been fun, but this is where it has to end.  Our next story is “Dragonball Z Survivor.”  You can probably guess what it’s going to be about by the title.  So check that out. 

Chapter 4 “That’s a Wrap.”

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  “Okay,” said Bob.  “This is our lightning round.  During the break, we asked the couples questions and they had to write down the answers on their cards.  If the couples match, then they get ten points instead of five, like in our previous rounds.  Now we’re going to start with Goku and Chi-Chi.  Our first question is what are the husband’s hobbies?”

Goku and Chi-Chi both hold up their cards and look at each other’s.  Chi-Chi’s card said fighting and eating, while Goku’s card said reading and sports.  Chi-Chi rolled her eyes and asked “Why would you say that?”

“I knew this one Chi-Chi!  I knew this one!  We practiced this question for hours, and I finally knew it was reading at sports.”

  “That was with Gohan’s interview!  Remember?  But you went to go fight with that Broly!” “But we practiced!”

“That was a different time!”

Goku slouched in his chair. 

“Next question, what is the husband’s nick name?”

Goku and Chi-Chi both held up their cards and looked at the other ones.  Chi-Chi’s said tiger as well, as Goku’s card.  Chi-Chi happily kissed Goku and blushed in embarrassment. 

Bob continued on.  “Okay.  That brings you both to 15 points.  If you get this next question right, then you’ll be tied with Bulma and Vegeta.  Now what is the wife’s favorite food?”

Chi-Chi and Goku both held up their cards, but Goku hesitated at first.  Chi-Chi’s said Chow Mein Noodles.  Goku’s said fried pork. 

“Goku!  That’s one of yours!”

  “I know, but I couldn’t think of one you liked, since you’re always cooking for me.”

“Oh Goku.  We could have been tied!”

Bob cuts in.  “Well….there’s still one question left.”  Chi-Chi and Goku look like there’s hope.  “The last question is what is the symbol of your love?”

Once again, Goku and Chi-Chi held up their cards.  Chi-Chi’s said their children.  Goku’s said Kami.

“Kami!”  Screamed Chi-Chi.  “Kami!  Why on Earth would you say Kami?”

”Well,” said Goku meek and somewhat frightened, “remember after I defeated Piccolo at the tournament?”

”Yeah, but what does that have to do with anything?”

”Well, Kami asked me if I wanted to be the guardian of the Earth, but I turned him down and as we rode away on the Nimbus cloud together, I told Kami that it couldn’t get any better than this, and it couldn’t.”

Chi-Chi’s heart skipped a beat and her eyes softened.  “Oh Goku!  That’s a wonderful answer!”  She kissed him on his cheek.  “I’m surprised you remember that.”

”Of course I’d remember.  I love you Chi-Chi.”

The whole audience went “Aw,” but Vegeta said “Give me a break” and Bulma elbowed him.

~~

Somewhere in the desert….

“No one ever offered me to be guardian.”  Yamcha said.  (What a loser.)

~~ 

“Wasn’t that sweet?” said Bob.  “Now we’ll move on to Krillain and 18.  Now we’re going to ask the same questions as before.  Now what are the husband’s hobbies?”

They both held up their cards, and Krillain was afraid of what 18’s answer might be.  18’s card said playing with Marron and praying for a nose, and remarkably, Krillain’s answer was the same.

“That’s ten points” said Bob and the audience applauds.  “The next question is what is the husband’s nick name?”

They both held up their cards.  18’s card said shorty and Krillain’s card said the same thing.

“That’s another ten points.  That brings you up to 25.  You are now tied with Bulma and Vegeta.”  Vegeta’s growling is heard.  “Now on to the third question.  What is the wife’s favorite food?”

  They both once again held up their cards.  18’s said pizza, and Krillian’s card said the same. 

“That puts you in the lead.”

18’s anger begins to leave her, and Krillain forgivingly smiles at 18.

“Now for our last question.  What is the symbol of your love?”

They both slowly held up their cards, but once again, they both said the same thing; a remote control.

Bob looks dumbfounded.  “What is that for?”

Krillain blushes.  “Well, 18 is an android who was created by an evil scientist, and all I had to do to kill her was to press a button in range, on a remote controller, but I couldn’t, because I had discovered that I was in love with her.”

The audience was either “awing” or confused looks.

“Well you two are winning right now, unless Bulma and Vegeta jump back into lead.  Now Bulma and Vegeta, you get the same questions as the other two couples.  Now, what is the husband’s hobby?”

They both held up their cards.  Bulma’s said training, but Vegeta’s said training and sex.  Bulma blushes furiously.

  Bob asks the judges “Will we take that?”  A judge nods.  “Okay, we’ll take that.  All you need is another question to tie, and two to win.  Now, what is the husband’s nick name?”

Vegeta thinks to himself “Oh no.  She better have lied.  I pray to Kami that she lied!’  They both held up their cards.  Vegeta’s said Veggie, but Bulma’s said Mr. Monk Monk.  Vegeta growled with an infuriating embarrassment, as everyone, including Bob, are cracking up.  “Stop laughing or I’ll send you all to oblivion!”  Everyone stops laughing, except for Goku. 

“Come on Vegeta.  It’s just a game.”  He them smiles devilishly.  “Or should I say Mr. Monk Monk?”

Vegeta starts to say something, but his view was blocked with a pillow.  “We are supposed to tell the truth!”  Bulma yells.

Vegeta glares at her.  “I don’t know about you, but I’ve been lying through this whole game!  Now, I’ll tell the truth!”  Vegeta says as he rips his cards up and writes his new answers.

“Uh…Vegeta…you’re supposed to keep your answers.”  Bob says.

  Vegeta goes Super Saiyan.  “Try to stop me!”

“Uh…next question.  What is the wife’s favorite food?”

They both held up their cards.  Bulma’s said chicken Caesar salad.  Vegeta’s said chocolate.

“Why would you say that, Vegeta?” yells Bulma.

“Well you eat it every time you’re PMSing and it seems like all the time!”

”We’re gonna lose Vegeta!”

“So be it!”

”Okay,” said Bob “last question.  What is the symbol of your love?”

They both held up their cards and Bulma’s says Trunks, and Vegeta’s says a bed.

“Vegeta! You jerk! What the Hell?!?!”

“TRUNKS GOT HERE SOMEHOW!  WE DIDN'T MARRY FIRST, I’LL TELL YOU THAT!”  Vegeta yelled back.

Bulma angrily turned away from him. “You so aren’t getting any tonight.” She snapped.

Vegeta humphed. “You’re the one missing out not me.”

“Doubt it.”

“Whatever.”

“Alright !” Bob said. “Looks like our winners are Kriillian and 18 with a score 45! Congratulations! You win a seven day cruise and new bathroom set!”

18 rubs Krillian’s head making him blush, then kisses him.

~That night after the show~

~The Son’s House~

“Are you mad that we lost, Chi-Chi?” said Goku as he got into the bed.

“If I was mad, I wouldn’t have cooked you dinner.”  She climbed into bed.  “That last answer was so unexpected.”

”I’m sorry we didn’t get the point.”

”Don’t be.  I loved it, and I wouldn’t change it for the world.”

”Really Chi-Chi?”

”Yes.  I want you to make love to me.”

  “Do you want me to be the tiger?”

“No, just be yourself.  That’s all I’ll ever need.”

~Outside of their house~

“Goten, do you really want to sleep outside?” asked Gohan.

“Yep!  I’m not going in there!  They’re doing it!  I know it!”

Gohan stops and thinks for a second.  “Maybe I’ll sleep with you.”

~Kame House~

“I can’t believe we won.”  Krillian hopped in the bed. 

18 just got in and said nothing.

“Uh…so if I’ve been doing it wrong…then why haven’t you told me?”

”There’s nothing wrong with you.  You just made me mad.  If you were doing something wrong, I would have told you.”

  “Oh…so do you wanna go right now?”

She shrugs.  “Why not?”

~Capsule Corp~

Vegeta is about to get into his bed, but Bulma throws a pillow at him.  “Couch buddy!”

  “Oh I don’t think so.  Oh no.  We’re doing something tonight!  You promised, whether we win or lose!”

“That was before you embarrassed me on national tv on PURPOSE!”

“Like you didn’t embarrass me!”

Bulma gets out of bed and walks to him.  “You told the whole world that our symbol of love is our bed!”

“And now Kakarot calls me Mr. Monk Monk!”

“Jerk!”

“Brat!R 21;

“Monkey!”

“Woman!”

They both glare at each other furiously one second and then the next they’re ripping each other’s clothes off.  Then passionately kissing and touching each other like there’s no tomorrow…..

~Somewhere in the Desert~

“I’m never going to be on that show! All I have is Puar……and my hand.”

THE END

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